Kazuma, Kazuma!
Kazuma please don't go!
i wonder what her explosions smell like haha
>>153513571
>this is after the excalibur
megumin a manipulative bitch
it's not committing a crime if it's medieval times
>>153514589
wrong pic, yet my statement still stands
>TFW the perfect girl will never name your sword.
Why live?
Megumin is love, Megumin is life.
>>153513776
Aren't the tears from when she was screaming for help?
>she'll never scribble on your dick
>>153516078
they were when he woke up
I want to get drunk with Aqua.
>>153516429
I want that as well. The realization that I will never have fun with her makes me feell ike shit after every episode.
>>153514589
Raping your spouse isn't a crime Subaru
>he will never get his own spin-off episode
So we can agree that Megumin is the biggest slut, Darkness is the most pure, and Aqua is a goddess are therefore can't be judged?
>>153515966by sword you mean my dick right?
>>153513493
Hai hai Kazuma des
>>153517246
Your sword AND your dick
>>153517246Yes, my mighty steel rod.
Why did Megumin do that?
Is Megumin actually a slut?
10/10 episode.
The best one so far. It was just like season 1.
I just hope megumin did not mess with kazumas penis too much-
God damn darkness is so pure.
>>153517124
what's his name anyway? some anon said he had his own theme
>>153517610
She Claimed it as hers
>>153513493
Im Kazuma
>>153517610
>to claim Kazuma for herself
>yes
Is she a he?
Why was Megumin straddling him like a cowgirl? Seems like a much more difficult way to dress someone
How would you fare against the Demon of the Kotatsu?
The goddess of padded chests is pretty cute.
>>153517836
Do you or anyone have a webm of the end where his towel falls off and aqua smiles?
>>153517957
Freshly made just for you.
>>153518119
thank you anon
>>153518119
Fuck, you beat me to it.
>>153518119
That shit isn't good enough for Aqua.
Just let Megumin have it.
>>153518119
>she sees your dick
What kind of blacksmith doesn't understand glorious nippon steel folded over 1000 times?
>>153517649
Yes Kazuma here
>>153518487
I wanna show Megumin my hardening techniques if you know what I mean
With Your Drill, Pierce the Heavens!!
>>153518543
はい、カズマです
>>153518487
That's going to be a plot point later on, right? I spent all episode waiting for the swor-- I mean dagger to break in one hit.
>>153518635
>>153513776
Ever thought about the fact that she might have been crying while she did it? She probably panicked when she heard that he thought about just staying dead so she had to take measures into her own hands because the other two monkeys would have been to dumb to do anything.You will have a hard time in the future though because Megumin basically gets entire main LN volumes dedicated to her and her relationship to Kazuma as well as almost all the spinoffs.
>>153518676Nothing so far in the LN, but in the WN it saved his life by tanking a few spells
>>153517124
Im 98% sure hes the demon king
Hey guys. Remember when Kazuma was suspected of being the notebook killer and he avoiding suspicion by switching to Axis to self lobotomize?
>>153518856
He's an anime original character, so no.
I really like how they make the cast sing the EDs.
>>153518965
dahknessu has the best singing voice
sounds like maya from sabagebu, can't be assed to look it up
So what did Megumin actually do to Kazuma while he was dead?
>>153519091
>>153517235
So how would I need to pay her?
>>153519104
But they implied something more.
>>153519091
She claimed his sword
>>153519034
No doubt, but I personally like the Aqua versions.
Megumin x Lalatina when?
>>153518737> Heh. This guy will be a piece of cake.
> "Fool! You dare stand before the mighty Demon -- H-he's fast!
> I unsheathed my sword and teleported behind the Demon King.
> "Sorry, Mr. Demon King."
> Without a moment's hesitation I plunged my sacred sword Chunchunmaru through his chest.
> "Im-impossible..."
> I twisted the sword to make sure he stays down.
> "Kazuma Kazuma!" --Yes I'm Kazuma-- "You defeated the Demon King!"> "Indeed in the end we really were the Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!"
> ~~~~~The End~~~~~
>>153519125
Well she took off his clothes to do that. Dont know if the implications include taking off his pants, which I doubt. But sure as hell his shirt and cloak since shes still dressing him up by the time hes back.
>>153517732
I asked this question myself in another thread. No replies. What are the other anons hiding from us?
I don't get it. How is calling his dick Excalibur an insult? I'd be flattered.
>>153518119
>>153518234
So Kazuma is conifrmed for micropenis?
>>153519240
It's just Aqua running her mouth like a faucet.
>>153519258
>I don't get it. How is calling his dick Excalibur an insult? I'd be flattered.
Because it's a sarcastic remark since his dick is small
Aqua's VA is a pretty good singer
>>153519219
Old meme is old
>>153519219
kek
>>153519258
Nah, Aqua just have had larger.
>>153517919
>>153517919
What exactly is her endgame?
>>153519300
It's probably a remark about how he hasn't used it. Only the true king can remove the sword in the stone. He's still in the stone or something.
>>153519258
Maybe he asumes she took of his pants to have a look and he was just beng bashful.
>>153519395
Defeating the demon king.
>>153519412
but excalibur came from the lady of the lake
>>153519395
Win herself a snarky adventurer.
>>153519395
Finally being able to pay for a boob job and throwing away her pads.
>>153519395
Finding a cute hero, settling down, and creating lots of babies.
How long till /pol/ ruins this thread?
>>153519564
RIP modcat
>>153519395
Not living with Kazuma anymore, thats for sure.She got told to fuck off by Megumin in the last spinoff chapter and pretended to not have any feelings for him that go past friendship while Megumin, as usual, was extremely straight forward about her and Kazumas relationship.
>>153519599
the world would be in danger if Megumin had access to white phosphorus
>>153519747
At least post about the true hero of Konosuba
>>153519599
How many innocents has Megumin slaughtered?
>>153519620Yeah but then Megumin got on her knees and apologized when she realized she was mouthing off the silver-haired thief
Ebara (episode 2 guy) is in charge of this episode right? Good episode. I wonder if the dude in charge of episode 3 will do another episode.
>>153519201
Is this on Nyaa? If not, where can I find it? The cast singing the OP sounds incredibly cute.
>>153519810
In the LN, thousands.
H-He's Fast!
>>153519858
That shit in vol 9 was really savage
Surprised nobody did this yet, she's adorable.
>>153519891
Never put a murder hobo in their ideal environment.
Has the Demon King even shown up yet?
The fuck does he look like and how powerful is he? Can a deity take him?
Could Aqua, Eris, or Wolbach beat him?
>>153519933
There is some weird pixelation in that.
>>153519972
It's probably Eris
So did Kazuma have his sword shortened after it kept hitting the door?
>>153519933
I wonder if she has back problems.
>>153519885
I was expecting Samurai armor. I was incredibly disappointed.
Why was the animation good in this episode? Did DEEN outsource it to someone?
>>153520065
There's 3 different directors on this show. We're due for a shit episode next week so gird yourself
Someone make a webm of Megumin eating that asparagus.
>>153520046
Forgot to adjust bitrate.It also doesn't help that I'm making a webm for the first time.
>>153519933
how does that stay on?
>>153519972It's Kazuma
>>153520015
There's no way Eris could be demon king. She's too ruthless against evil.
99% odds say it's a nip cheater. If Kazuma manages to take him in a straight fight I'll cry. The final boss is literally made to be bullied.
>>153520125
Fuck me this one has pixelation too.
>>153519851
Even better if theydancetoo
>>153520141
>Kazuma
>straight fight
Are we watching the same anime?
>>153520132
Realistically it's most likely some Otaku that Aqua reincarnated and gave some OP item.
Is Aqua the true villain?
>>153520088
I just find it difficult to believe that any director could get decent work out of DEEN.
>>153520141
Wasn't the demon king, a loner a la Kirito?
Would you look at what just came in
Is it just me or is this show the always sunny of Anime?
>>153520125
this is extremely exploitable with some backround webms
>>153519851
soundcloud, its the ED not the OP though
>>153519933
C U T E
U
T
E
>>153520260
So fucking much envy.I'm happy for you, though.
>>153519933
its not some guild girl, its luna
>>153519747
You activated my trap card; Fuck outta here.
>>153519851
It's on nyaa. Just search the JP name.
>>153520174I want to flip up that hideous skirt on go to town on that Rie.
Always the coolest
>>153520260
Cum on it
>>153520125
>>153520171
Let's see if this fixes it.
>>153520519
Perfect.
>>153519972
Some hints in the spinoff.-He's most likely a reincarnator, but a shitty edgy loner type.
-He's already an old fart, and maybe has mellowed out a lot, considering fucking Wiz managed to bully him.
-Vanir might be stronger than him.
Also some random snippet from the WN (accuracy not guaranteed):-He probably married the previous demon lord..
-His daughter is Wolbach aka Chomosuke
>>153520128
Magic.
why is the ending always cut short? You know, the letter parts.
>>153520636
running joke
>>153519258
>So Kazuma is conifrmed for micropenis?
Pretty much. Anyone denying this in any way or form is just a butthurt self-inserting anon.
>>153513493
I had high hopes for this series but it just keeps getting worse with each episode.
>>153520636
Im not sure about that as wall but its pretty funny though
>>153520519
That's better.
>>153520260
Learn how to take a photo. Fuck. So much blur it could be a 640 pixel pic and still be blurry.
>>153520700
>well*
there
>>153520636
I think the joke is that the letter reading stops at the part it gets stupid / dark.
Kazuma is ruining this guy's shop.
>>153520694
thank you for your opinion, now go back to watching your drag** b***
>>153520578
I knew there was something up with that fucking cat.
>>153520812
Those swords are on display in a fucking stupid way. They should be in on a shelf or a rack where you have to pull them up. Look how ski equipment is at stores.
>>153520894
She's very cute this episode. More cuter than in the LN even. Good job DEEN.
>>153520812
All this could have been avoided if he didn't wear it like a retard
>>153520916
>Shelf or rack
>>153520519
Good.
NOW FASTER
>>153520260
IS SHE WEARING ANY PANTSU? THIS IS IMPORTANT.
The pinnacle of DEEN.
>>153520519
Excellent
>>153520970
Fastest I can go.
>>153521042
Is DEEN having fun animating this?
>>153521042
>>153521100
Hypnotizing.
>>153520685
He'll get bigger though, either through natural or magical means. After all, he needs his Hyper Weapon.
>>153520294
who would be frank?
>>153521070
She needs a good fucking behind the booth.
>>153519104
>>153521222
It would be Kazuma of course.
>We gotta definitely write song about how we DO NOT diddle kids.
>Do not diddle kids~ Its no good diddling kids~
>I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter~ Not little kids~ Gotta be big, older than my wife~
>>153521274
God damn it I chuckled
>>153521100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
>>153521042
Flesh it out a bit.
>>153521422
we need a loop of megumeme chewing at the end
>>153521422
Where the fuck is her share of the 40m? Why is she still eating like a hobo?
>>153521100
I removed the frames with her mouth open. Luckily the lost movement isn't noticeable at this speed.
>>153521525
I'm pretty sure that was the tail end of her meal.
>>153521525
she has a finished piece of meat there can't you see the bone
>>153521525
Going straight to her poor family.
>>153521525
Vegetables are expensive since they can attack you.
I'm pretty sure a lot of farmers are blind because an asparagus stab their eyes.
>>153518861
...it's an incredible idea, though. I would love it. Also, even if he's anime-original he's one of the best members of the entire cast and that's saying something.
A lot of shit this episode is anime only.
Deen is doing a good job adapting this.
>>153517235
M-megumin?
>>153518119
>>153518234
>>153519258
Experienced slut smirk proves that Aqua have seen bigger swords
>>153516716
Raping anyone IS a crime.
>Darkness confirmed a slut last episode
>Megumin confirms herself a slut this episode
>Aqua already giving us hints at the end of the episode
What's going on here?
>>153520397You are not the only one
>>153521645
She's probably had a few idiots try to convince her to let them come back to life by whipping out their swords.They were later turned into actual swords, and Kazuma bumped into them today.
>>153521684
it's realistic desu
>>153521469
With her looking at you?
>>153521762
precisely. youre a godsend
>>153521684
All girls are bitches and whores
>>153521581
DEEN made one of the most memorable characters.
>>153521541
HAYAI
>>153517235
What is this from?
>>153521762
May I request Megumin talking with Kotatsu Demon before this one >>153517836 ?
Her pupils where small and she looked cute as fuck there.
>>153521880
*were
>>153521684
Darkness is perverted but said to be virgin, Megumin is hard to say, Aqua is propably a slut as anon stated here
>>153521645
>>153521684
The real heroine is waiting patiently.
>>153521825
>>153521825
What makes him so memorable? I have barely noticed him at times.
>>153521422
judging from where the fork is I'm pretty sure shes eating the chewy, inedible part of that asparagus
>>153520685
Pretty sure darkness and megumin wouldn't have much interest in him if he had a micropein anon, stop trying to self insert.
>>153521880
Was it this scene?
>>153522074
Chomusuke is comfy as fuck.
>>153522013
>>153522074
She was at the right side, I may have messed up the timing, but I'll check it, sorry. And thanks, based webm anon.
>>153522074
Being so mean to that poor cat! What a mean witch.
>>153522074
Different position.
>>153513493
Is the OVA worth watching?
One of my friends said yes and the other said no.
>>153518856
There's no way. The demon king is a rather well known loner. He's way too smooth to be himThere is a background character who looks like a loser but is in fact insanely powerful.No, not chris.Following the same logic, the old man must be just a gag character.
But fuck me if he's not the coolest carpenter i've seen
>>153522257
I thought it was just as enjoyable as any other episode.
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Alright then, the best of luck to all of you!
>>153513493
I wand Aqua to shower me with her holy water.
>>153522074
>>153522250
How can one cat be so fucking sexy anons???
>>153522250
>>153522129
Oh didn't notice the Kotatsu webm had been edited, my bad. Its right after he uses freeze on Darkness and before he uses drain on Megumin. She is saying "He actually fought back" timestamp is 5:10 for me.
Again sorry, and thanks.
>>153522310
>>153519219
>Without a moment's hesitation I plunged my sacred sword Chunchunmaru through his chest
fuck you got me
>>153522257
yes, it's pretty enjoyable
lots of fanservice though, in case you might not like it
also, please bear in mind that it's not canon
the second episode of season 2 negate everything that happened in OVA
>>153522404
>not even a spoiler
Best boy has finally come.
>>153522328
This alright?
>>153522404
>>153522453
Exactly that one. You are the hero we don't deserve.
>>153518234
>>153518234
>>153522339
Reminder for Aquafags that Goddess isn't interested in small dicks and she's will never be in relationship with Kazuma
>>153522451
He was Hard Gay in another life.
>>153522502
It's a good thing I don't self insert.
>>153521541
Someone shop drumsticks into her hands.
>>153522453
That smug fucking cat.
>>153522493
It's no problem. I usually go through and make webms for shows I like and post them on /a/.
>>153521684
>purityfags
>ever
they're virgins. if that isn't good enough for you then you can fuck right off to kei-on
>>153522549
Best mascot. Cutest pet.
Zell could fuck off.
>>153513580
Kek
>>153522520
I'd let him.
>>153522664
Emperor Zell is not a pet you heathen hes one of the strongest class of dragons and has the highest mana pool available,
You best measure your words when speaking of his holiness.
>>153521525
I thought they were implying at first that Kazutrash blew all his money on the dagger
>>153521541
s-she's fast!
>>153522451
>>153517124Welcome to the gates of HellHe's the demon king.
>>153522735
If onion duck could give people a lot of xp, I'm sure that chicken would also give a lot too.
Kazuma will eat him before his confrontation with the demon lord, mark my word.
>>153522327
Well it's her other half so she was only at half her sexiness.
>>153522404
Delete this?
>>153518487
Like Kazuma would know shit about smithing.
Manufacturing processes are complex.
The technique for damascus steel was lost and has never been recovered.
>>153522773
It's kinda interesting to see an MC be a jack of all trades instead of autistically specializing in swords or whatever.
>>153521863
The manga.
Chap 6 or 7 of Megumin's spin-off I think
What a slut.
>>153522866
It WOULD be, if he were effective in combat.
But the series is much more comedy than anything. It's hilarious, but he's so damn incompetent and doesnt fucking train at all.It's like the reverse shounen.
Well, its probably because its a comedy.
>>153522520
Faster
>>153522956
I don't really care about him being a good fighter, he's got so much versatility in his skills that he can be really inventive about how he responds to different situations. Whereas if he were just a dumb sword guy he'd have only one approach to everything. Basically like Megumin is.
>>153519219
>> Without a moment's hesitation I plunged my sacred sword Chunchunmaru through his chest.
>> "Im-impossible..."
>>153520685
>implying this doesn't help me self insert harder
LNfags can you spoil me the relationship that Megumin and Kazuma have later in the LN? Will we see anything interesting in that regard in the adaptation at this pace? Sorry I got interested in it after this episode.
>>153522956
We don't see him training, but I don't think he's just idling day after day. He even goes on explosion walks with Megumin.
I've only read up to up to 9 and explosion 3.
Is there another Fanfiction I'm too stupid to find?
I need more information about megumin's tattoo, for science......
Why does Megumin bully Kazuma?
>>153522866
Even though it's parody, Konosuba's everything I always wanted out of isekai: people dealing with living in a dumb RPG universe. Every other isekai always ends up feeling like the world exists for the main character.
>>153520260
mah nigga
>>153523163
Wont be anymore development till season 3 if we ever get it
>>153523213
You realize we can see your face reflected on the bottle?
>>153523180
she wants to pull the sword out of the stone if you know what i mean
>>153523251
y-you too
>>153522990
>>153523213
Can any of you buyfags provide us with a MeguPanty shot???
>>153523088
Yeah well Megumin has killed 3 demon king generals, how many did Kazuma kill? Even Megumin's little sister has killed more demon king generals than him.
>>153523280
>>153523171
The volume 10 fanfiction and part of the second explosion spinoff has been done by yuNS
>>153523340
Damn that's one fucking well made figure.
>>153522013
/a/ is full of faggots who like the rare bear characters they can attach themselves to.
>>153523171
>>153523409
Also bits and pieces of the second spinoff were translated by some anon
>>153523460
Calm down with the projection Shirou.
>>153519412
oh wow that would be a great joke
Wait
If masked guy came back, does that mean the dullahan also will?
>>153522956
Kazuma is overly competent as support/leader. Too bad DEEN didn't animate scene when Kazuma join other party.
>>153513493
megameme a shit
>>153523302
I don't really care about that though, it doesn't interest me.
So this means Wiz has a dick, right?
>>153523552
Shes a lich, not a demon.
She was human at one point unlike demons who spawn in hell.
>>153523505
Nah, Vanir is just overpowered as shit.
>>153523279
Can someone place "Look at all the fucks I give" into this?
What if there was a magic/skill that allowed the user to morph their own body? Would Memegumin be willing to learn it?
>>153523505
Demons get "extra lives"
Vanis has a fuckton
>>153523302
Which 3? I don't recall her killing more than 1
>>153523552
you clown "no gender" means NO gender, they don't have either.
>>153523552
I smell futa demon doujins coming.
>>153522908
>implying you wouldn't
>>153523340
How many of you fags are fapping to this right now?
Pathetic.
>>153523634
Or they have both.
>>153523643
Then he wouldn't be telling darkness they can't fug.
Stop trying to insert your shitty fetish on everything
>>153523505
Yeah that's the premise for the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aKG7OmAmks
>>153523642
I'm thinking about fapping to it. It's not working.
>>153523551
>kazuma is so versatile that he dies 6+ times
I mean if that's what interests you that's okay, he does find creative ways to get himself killed.
>>153523340
>>153523602
A lich sounds pretty demonic to me. It was probably in the lichening contract. "In exchange for eternal life and immense power, thou shalt grow a penis."
>>153523302
>Vanir
>Wolbach
>?
am I forgetting someone?
Hoost inst a demon king general
>>153523633
Vanir, Hans, and Wolbach.
>>153523699
Wasnt it wiz that killed hans?
>>153523666
Anon just look at her hips and her butt peaking out of her panties its a good fap my dude.
>>153523642I am incapable of fapping to figures.
>>153523545
>>153513493
I never saw this show, But if it is that kind of show where they got no trouble showing a male naked butt for comedy, But never show a female naked butt....then hat's gay, a waste of females and I'm not interested, there's better shows out there for me.
NYYYAAAAARRRGH
>>153523719
Wiz froze him and then Megumin blasted him to smithereens.
She who deals the final blow gets all the XP and glory.
>>153523683
>not knowing what a lich is
>>153523670
I don't know how much I have to say that I don't care how effective his build is. He's more entertaining this way than a one dimensional specialist.
>>153513776
She has a tattoo in the same spot that says "avalon".
It was a gesture of love(read: lust), anon.
>>153523409
>>153523495
Thank you!
With this information I will enjoy original fan created content.
Thanks again
>>153522804
>>153523699
Hans was finished off by Aqua, his pieces would've coalesced if they weren't frozen
Wolbach was killed by a humble and mysterious person that refused to stand in the spotlight
>>153523759
right, its been a long while since I read that volume
>>153523633
Veldia: Aqua
Vanir: Megumin
Hans: Megumin
Sylvie: Clotheslined
Wolbach: Megumin
Darkness and Kazuma are useless huh.
>>153523767
Why does she have a tattoo that says Avalon? Is this the same as the serial code all Crimson Demons have?
>>153523741
for otakus
>male butt, comedy
>female butt, fapping
>>153523808
Because she's a massive autistic chuunibyou, do you really have to ask?
>>153523808
It's a stupid meme that gullible anon perpetuate.
>>153523805
Sylvia: Komekko
Ragcraft: Iris
>>153523741Yo opinothat you need to watch the anime.
>>153523741
what
>>153523810
That's being a prude gay fucker.
>>153523848
Ragcraft wasn't a general he was just the head of intelligence.
Dead fish sex with Aqua!
>>153523805
thats the joke, except aqua, they are all useless without each other
>>153523531
It's a shame because that chapter was the one that sold me the light novel.
Also, when Kazumainvades the castle, now that's serious mode.
>Kazuma literally starts the Kazumab owl himself
>Megumin wins it in 30 seconds
Name a more canon pairing.
>>153523907
Does Aqua even have a vagina?
>>153523808
>Excalibur= Sword
>Avalon= Sheath
Make the connection faggot
>>153523961
yes, but it's seen better days
>>153523666
satan plz
>>153523979
fatefag detected
>>153523979
Avalon is an island.
>>153523958
me x ur waifu
>>153523982
>a goddess
>not keeping it in prime condition
>never need to use lube
>>153524013
You caught me
>>153523937
this
>Also, when Kazuma invades the castle, now that's serious mode
i reread that chapter like 5 times, it was so good, vindication for all the bullshit that happend before
I don't mind if it's padded
>>153523979
Is it that hard for you to google things, Nasu?
>>153524036
Why do you think Zues cheated on Hera all the time? She was a roastie, just like Aqua.
>>153524051
Oh god can you imagine anime only fags reacting to the Kazuma bullying scenes when season 3 airs I wonder how bad the rage will be.
>>153518119
How can one Goddess be such a huge slut?
>>153523924
I'm pretty sure Kazuma would be pretty succesful in a different party, not just "I killed a shitton of Demon King Generals"-tier succesful.
The girls literally can't work in another party because of their shitty builds and/or shitty personalities.
>>153524074
Greece's fanfiction won't be enough to convince me.
>>153524094
Ask Eris.
>>153522806
He learned actual smithing from the blacksmith and used his NEET knowledge to do the rest
>>153524120
By the gods, are you telling me Aqua is such a massive slut that she forced her subordinate Eris-sama to have to watch all of her depraved acts?
>>153524106In the continued spinoff Megumin asks him for advice on how to be a better leader and he talks about how he was in charge of training fresh guild recruits as a ranker.
Is Aqua commando?
10/10 episode. This fucking anime.
And people were worried about episode 1.
>>153524021
Where the sword Excaliboner was made.
>>153523741
They show all the girl's butts when they're bathing though.
And Aqua is nopan so you constantly see her rear (pic not related)
>>153524253
Are you implying that Megumin is Kazuma's mother?
>>153523805
>The tank is not getting kills? What a useless shitter
Do you even game?
>>153517610
She had to force Kasuma back. You did see those tears, right?
>>153524273
You're fucked up, anon.
Megumin's Avalon is gonna reforge Kazuma's Excalibur.
>>153524273
>Being this retarded
Almost as dumb as Aqua
>>153524266
Probe it.
>>153524291
Total lack of conviction, what a shitter Kazuma is. Could've been reborn as a baby, and away from the three perpetual losers.
>>153523907
>Aqua competent last ep
>Aqua fucks up everything and gets Kazuma killed this ep
>>153521667
It isn't a crime if theres consent
So Megumin raped Kazuma in front of everyone? Can't wait for doujins.
>>153524348
>Aqua fucks up everything and gets Kazuma killed this ep
Aqua is literally never competent at anything battle related. The only times she is less of a shitter than normal is when she's working construction.
>>153524194
Yes
>>153523805
>counting that kill stealing fuck
Komekko a shit
>>153524348
She resurrects him though.
Kazuma fucked up as well by being a lazy cunt.
They deserve each other.
>>153524462
Ok now I regret asking for girls butts, that's like the worst looking butt ever.
>>153522056
Aqua could be omoshiroing.
>>153518561
>Why is megumeme so shit? She ruined the whole episode!
damn bros she is like 14 years old. I'm not sure this is right
>>153524558
How can it not be right if it feels this good?
>>153524558
it feels right anon it feels right
Damn this scene was good. It really highlighted what a worthless child Aqua is.
>>153523447
>well made figure
>bellfine
when's the video game thought
>>153524650
Every time someone asks, it gets delayed by one hour.
>>153524631
Better than Yunyun at least. Seriously stalker girl, cool it down with the creep levels.
>>153521042
>>153524194
She wears underpants, she just turns them invisible so no one can see them.
This is pretty much representative of how Aqua thinks.
>>153524681
>I'd hate to end up like that
A part of me actually feels bad for her beyond the comedy
>>153521042
Atarashi Aibo
>>153518119
Lost my shit. Good thing this series is getting some more, I never thought I would like it so much. Also, this episode had an unusual amount of budget at times. That's pretty neat.
>>153524631
Well at least she's aware of her role as endless fuck up.
>>153524645
how horrifying
my megubellfigure is much better, or it just more proof aqua is a shit
So how is calling someones peepee "excalibur" an insult? One would assume dick called excalibur is great in every way.
Smug Aqua in memeclothes
>>153524812
That was his name for it. She named it something else.
>>153519972There are some hints that he is Kazuma's great grandfather
>>153520924
I like that they take the time to put her in a bunch of scenes.
>>153519258
Actually, did she write Excalibur on the dick itself as well? Because I don't think Darkness would be embarrassed by just a navel. If so, Excalibur doesn't seem to be a very short name in fantasy Australian. Either Megumin had to look very closely at his dick to try to get the entire thing to fit, he's decently sized, orhe was erect at the time.
>>153523741
watch the succubus episode
>>153524558
I haven't been to many of these threads, but I'm sure you have said this already. You won't get much (You)s this time.
What would you do with your new flying kotatsu?
>>153519972
>Has the Demon King even shown up yet?
>>153524796
Well Im glad if yours is alright, but I am also speaking from experience. I have their Chris and she still suffers a bit from their poor qc insufferable THIN YOUR PAINTS syndrome. Still not even close to as bad as that Aqua though.
>>153524959
Travel around the world in 80 days.
Someone gives her the dick, right?
>>153524889His surname is Satou but Satou is one of the most common surnames in Japan.
>>153524927
>Because I don't think Darkness would be embarrassed by just a navel
She lost her shit from just a towel, anon.
>>153522956
Kazuma is exceedingly good at fightingdirty against other adventurers and humans.
>>153525064
100% Christmas Cake.
>>153525078
It was the PTSD kicking in.
>>153525078
>Very slutty damegami sitting next to devout Eris Sect Crusader.jpg
>>153519258
Maybe she put one of those permanent tags she put on his katana on his dick
>>153525064
Yeah_______me_________
>knows about the dick
>seen the dick
SLUT
>>153524093
>everybody laughing at him when he gets murdered by kobolds while everyone else is being useful for a change
>then he solos the entire royal guard and everyone starts sucking his dick
It'd be great. It's amazing what a man can do when he has an imouto to motivate him.
>>153525081
>implying iris wouldn't have fucked his shit up if she didn't recognize him
He's super lucky she didn't attack, all it would take is one exterion to atomize him.
>>153525204
Do we even have a chart for this yet?
>>153525233
This list needs to literally be reversed.
>hfw when she sees your dick
>>153525267
>literally reversed
What did he mean by this
>>153525285
You missed your thread. >>153498406
>>153525321
That's better.
So competent.
>>153523634
>succubus (genderless)
>>153525346
Succubus (male [female {male <female>}])
>>153520038
Why didn't he just wear it propperly?
>>153525005
damn sorry to hear that anon and thanks for the tip
I didn't know their quality could dip that badly, the only others I have were from kotobukiya
>>153525393
High INT, average WIS.
>>153525393
He plans to use it like a dagger despite it being a fucking katana so he was technically wearing it properly.
>>153525145
Why the fuck is Darkness still wearing the armor, when they obviously have been home for quite a while?
>>153525454
An answer trying to be nice would be that she likes wearing her armor. A real answer would probably be that they just didn't want to animate it.
>>153524106
If Megumin had just learned advanced magic she would be one of the strongest mages alive and could probably solo anything short of a demon king army boss. And she was willing to do it.
Fucking Kazuma. Putting a girl's feelings before optimizing her build.
>>153523741
>But never show a female naked butt
Aqua does it everytime
Aqua is so useful.
>>153525342
Why are these girls such fuck ups?
>>153525476
The actual answer is that it's tight and squeezes her chest.
>>153525431
Above average int, further reduced by association and proximity with Aqua.
>>153525531
If he optimized her build she wouldn't want his D,
He's just thinking ahead.
>>153525595
Is it an AoE aura debuff or is it a permanent drain on stats?
>>153519412
You're over-thinking this.
>>153525595
>further reduced by association and proximity with Aqua.
>Aqua has an aura which reduces the Intelligence of everyone in a nearby radius
Do the Axis Cult followers also gain a minor version of this aura? It would explain so much.
>>153525541
She looked so happy coming up with a new idea to help the team.
>>153525621
She's more like a constant debuff like a cursed, unremovable equipment.
>>153525541
this whole scene with her looked retardedforced animation
she was so bouncy and moving around so erratically, it looked awful
My buddies showed me the first two episodes tonight. Pretty fun.
Is the whole show silly or does it get serious typical anime backstory sad?
>>153525721
shut up grave
>>153525721
The show thus far is, and will remain silly for quite some time.The LN gets caught up in cliches more later on, but is still pretty fun.
>>153525721
>My buddies
No. It's shit. Go away.
>>153525064
There's a whole chapter about Vanir seducing her.
>>153525078
The towel is anime original.
>>153525541
useful for draining my balls
>>153525819
>The towel is anime original.
>After seeing I was nude, Darkness who was reading a magazine on the couch hid her face into the magazine.
CENSORING? IN MY ANIME?Worth it for them animating Slutqua's reaction to his dick.
>>153525721
There's like maybe two moments in the LN so far that have approached angsty and they're 2 and 3 years out at the current adaptation pace (assuming they ever get adapted). Plus they get resolved pretty quickly.
It stays a comedy but after the current season ends the plot gets a little more focused. Less random hijinks and more actual adventures.
>>153525873
Was her reaction anime original or is she canonically slut?
>>153526048
both
>>153526048
>Aqua looked at me who was grinding my teeth with bloodshot eyes.
>“............ Hey Kazuma, having confidence is a good thing, but I think being too cocky is not good.”
Those are the two lines for her reaction to it. Up in the air, really.
>>153518119
Aqua is not impressed. For thousands of years she has seen through much better swords. If any one would know Excalibur, it would be the Goddess of water, Lady of the lake.
>>153526145
This is actually a good point here. How many young people has Aqua seen naked simply because they were naked when they died?
I may be late here, but what does her pee smell like?
>>153520685
>Dude flaccid penis's are meant to be huge
>>153525233
>>153523805
>Sylvie
W-was she cute?
>tfw having sex with Aqua purifies your semen with every thrust.
>>153526301
Do you like mecha-lamias getting bullied to death by chuunis?
>>153526301
She had hugedick_
>>153526271
>Doesn't know about anything
That's a stretch, and you know it.
>>153526211
Crimson demons don't go to the bathroom.
>>153526350
>lamia
It was supposed to be a wienerdog, but they only got the wiener part right.
>>153524168
Kazuma was a great general (in games)
>>153525228
I bet Iris is stronger than most cheaters Aqua sends to that world.
>>153518861
He can still be the demon king you know
Just with an identity made for the anime
>>153526400
In the naive and easily influenced sense, not the literal retard sense. But yeah, she could probably be moved up a tier.
>>153526491
Not just one. She knows about the dick, Anon.I mean she was in his body.
>>153526491
She wanted to see the mandrakes copulating.
>>153522013
He look black enough for niggers to self-insert to
>>153526271
Yunyun will be in wants the dick tier in ep 10
>>153526602
>Yunyun has been reading letters to her parents for the next episode preview all season
>Ep 10 will end with Yunyun's dad reading his letter to her for the s3 teaser
>>153525338
go back to work dumb australian guy
>>153519599
>"it ain't me" starts playing
>Megumin is adept at handling dicks
>Aqua has interacted with dicks that are larger than Kazuma's
>>153526680
>Ep 10 will end with Yunyun's dad reading his letter to her for the s3 teaser
HAS KONOSUBA GONE FULL KINO!?!?!?!?
>machine translated spoilers in every single thread
>half the time they end up being wrong
When will the third world monkeys leave.
>>153519125
>But they implied something more.
No they didn't.
>>153519258
>>153520685
We'll never know. Though as a random anonymous crazy theory being thrown out there I'll make note that Aqua is a goddess and religion is part of her perception of standards. So it is entirely within the realm that Kazuma doesn't fall into her religion's standards of penis. Perhaps Aqua's cult practices circumcision but Kazuma is uncut, or vice versa and that's why she smugs. Just a thought.
>>153527111
Jews please go and stay go.
>>153525643
Pretty much.
>>153527111
Or maybe Aqua is just messing with him
>>153527111
>or vice versa
He's japanese, he doesn't have retarded kike/muslim interference.
>>153522404
Spoiler that shit.
>>153526211
like her cunny
>>153526271
>Eris
>doesn't know about the dick
>>153527424
You'll receive divine punishment for questioning that.
>>153523683
That's not compensation though, its just an added bonus.
>>153522451
>demons have no gender
Goddamnit.
>>153525549
Technically they are not, on paper Aqua is an archpriest and has the stats of a goddess, the fact that she can easily turn high level undead by spanning her fingers is proof of that.
Megumin is the strongest crimson wizard, her explosion spell is a tactical nuke to be deployed at her leisure and strong enough to one shot even a high demon commander.
Lalatina is the rare crusader class, with stats well above what humans should be able to achieve, a descendent of the heroes of old and literally a heroine in the making waiting to write another page in history.
In practice Aqua is retarded, Megumin is stupid, Lalatina is deranged making each and everyone of them useless.
>>153527792
What? You didn't know?
>>153519201
It's on nyaa, just search Kono Subarashii instead of Konosuba.
>>153519034
top kek meguman VA cant sing for shit
>>153528021
Or, y'know, Kono Suba
these spoonfeeding fags pisses me off god fucking damn
>>153528117
>these spoonfeeding fags pisses me off god fucking damn
haha
>>153526271
>except this is wrong
Darkness wants it but is otherwise just a desperate loser and virgin. Passes
Megumeme wants the designated 'right' character and has no other known cases. Pases.
Dame-Gami not only knows about but has no issue with sexual matters. In fact she revels in others nudity and shows a complete knowledge and understanding of things without tact or maturity to match. Slut
Guild Girl. Definately gotten it. Mature and reasonable about how she expresses her sexuality. Fairly modest in act despite revealing clothes. Bonus points for interpersonal naivete. Not a slut.
It's really not that hard. The one who got it the most isn't even a slut. There's only one lurid, attention-seeking, drunk that gets that catergory.
>>153528206
>There's only one lurid, attention-seeking, drunk that gets that catergory.
Kazuma?
>defeat soccer-head undead commander on your own
>reward money is distributed to everybody who were there, including people who just were standing there
>but debt for collateral damage is forced only on your
I would be pissed off.
>>153528275
You're a tricky one.Men cannot be sluts
I was scrolling down the front page of /a/ and saw this thread. Usually I skip over the "I WANT TO HOLD MOESHIT'S HAND" trash. I had to stop though.
Look at that OP face. Look at it. Look how generic it is. There is no shading. The eyes are made of only four straight lines. The character design is completely bland and uninspired. It looks like something out of a DRAW MANGA 101 book or a 12 year old's Deviant Art.
And yet this thread has 479 posts.
Shame on you, /a/. You are pathetic moe garbage now, no better than your shill Japanese NEET conterparts that dump their FOREVER ALONE shame money from their parents into 40,000 yen moeIdolLoveLove BluRays and figures. You are a sad husk of your former self. Shame on you moefags. Stop watching this trash and go to something worthwhile from your backlog. Pick up Gunbuster or Dennou Coil or something.
>>153528388
forgot my sage
>>153523683
>A lich sounds pretty demonic to me
kill yourself
>>153527872
This is what happens when you min/max
>>153528388
>>153528388
Did you just recommend Dennou Coil to a bunch of basement dwelling pedophiles?
>>153528388
N E W P A S T A
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I think I can answer a little bit of your questions /a/
what chapter in the manga does the megumin spinoff take off from?
thanks in advance
>>153528522
Kill yourself.
>>153525064
>>153517732
Pretty sure she's saying her boobs aren't that big her bra is padded
>>153528574
manga? I have read the fanfic so far...
>ywn be marked as megumin's property.
>>153517732
Nah, she just doesn't havehair down there
Oh I wonder who Eris is down in the KonoSuba world!
>>153525219
>everybody laughing at him when he gets murdered by kobolds while everyone else is being useful for a change
Is it at least justified bullying?
Did he pull an aqua?
I really need to finish reading the LN but I want to see them animated before I read uhhhh I'm such a faggot
Fucking namefags, get out. Ree.
>>153528694
fuck off diablofag
>>153528682
He gets too full of himself and thinks he can be useful on the front lines, charges too deep, and dies like a bitch. Turns out all the others are useful when supporting an army of high level adventurers.
>>153528694
namefags are the cancer that is killing 4chan
Aqua a shit.
>>153519258
>>153520685
>>153526219
Aqua's intellect is too low to know that a penis gets larger when it gets hard. She probably thinks his flaccid wet noodle is at max size.
>>153523767
>same spot
It's on her ass to guide Kazuma to the ultimate power up for the ultimate explosion to defeat the demon king.
>>153528117
>>153517235
>read the whole thing just to get context on this
>she's just apotion tester
Relieved and disappointed at the same time.
>>153525321
You only flipped it. You forgot to literally reverse the list.
>>153528773
>petite brunette riding lucky asian guy
>>153529027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovNXEx7wW6g
>1. Red Battle (Megumin and Yunyun)
>2. Watashi Ondo (Aqua)
>3. Tsuresatte Tojikomete Sukinishite (Darkness)
>4. Sake to Namida to Otoko to Onna (Ruffian)
>5. Chiisana Boukensha (Kazuma)
why Ruffian?
>>153528063
She's not great, but she's hamming it up in character for this.
>>153529348
Why would you respond to such an awful post?
>>153528063
>meguman VA cant sing for shit
bullshit, they all sounded great in season 1's ED
>>153529336
>this video contains content from columbia.
>It is not available in your country
Nigger what?
>>153519201
same, liked aquas version the most
>>153517836
The way he said FUREEZU was amazing.
>>153526193
She seems to have a degree of omniscience around Japan in general, remember how she knows he was a hikkiNEET and how she knows exactly how he died.
>>153526193
Theres a later bit in the books where we get a rare view on how Aqua thinks. She pretty much thinks of everyone as children in her party and she is the most adult like. She also has a huge superiorety complex but thats a given.
>>153529874
Well, we pretty much had an sight of that on today's episode.
>You are like little kids that want to go outside to play.
>You are the one that's acting like a little kid.
>>153529336
Kazuma's voice actor is just too good.
>>153529874
I mean if we're being strict about it, none of them even begin to hold a candle to Aqua. Aqua is divine, which means she's literally better than you no matter how dumb she acts. /pol/ ain't got nothing on this stuff.
>>153530109
The main problem with her superiority complex is that she is basically reliant on Kazuma to live. She would be a poor beggar within a day of leaving Kazuma. She is kind of like one of those old people who cant really function without someone coming to their house every now and then to make sure they dont do something silly like get scammed out of all their money.
>>153530175
What happens if she dies anyway
Is it wrong that I judge who's best girl based on which one is the most intelligent?
If you think about it none of them could choose the brain they were born with, so it's somewhat unfair.
I feel like it would be more morally acceptable to judge them based on their appearances since they at least have some degree of control over that.
>>153530109
>/pol/
What the fuck are you talking about you spastic autist? What does /pol/ have to do with anything in this context?
>>153530396
Masterrace stuff.
In pagan tradition the gods were literally the masterrace, and not just in degree but in type. Gods were to humans as humans were to dogs in that tradition.
>>153530376
Who knows, maybe she is mortal, maybe she gets sent back to heaven and nothing else happens. She is stupid so she probably doesent know herself. Vanir wanted to kill her but he is a troll so he probably just wanted to kill her because she is really annoying.
>>153530429
>divinity being above men is 'master race' stuff
Pretty sure it's the foundation of all monotheism and most polytheism. Perhaps you could get away with it in animism.
>>153530376
she cannot really die, what do you think is eris gonna do ? refuse to resurrect her ? that is never going to happened
can any of them really die anyway ?
aqua nope
kazuma knows eris so nope
darkness would probably want to stay with eris, but eris would send her back
megumin is the only one where someone else may have to ask, or eris would do it herself because she knows the situation
>>153530481
It is "master race" stuff, and even if it's a foundation it merited a lot of discussion back in the day with the question of "is a really strong dude who can move mountains a god".
>>153530517
Yeah but doesn't Aqua even return to heaven upon death?
>>153530517
Eris wont bring people back without Aquas help. She is a rules lawyer and wont bend the rules a whole lot. Only reason Kazuma gets to be brought back is Aquas higher up the god chain than Eris and Eris is a cuck.
>>153530532
yea, i think its entirely up to her if she want to go back or stay in australia
at the start it was a straight line, go back to heaven and done, but she started to like the pleasures of australia being alcohol and comfort, so now i am not so certain
>>153530565
why would she not do that, she goes to mortal world to steal relics back, if you think thats playing by the rules, you are mistaken
if she wanted to she'd do it
>>153530648
yes she went in a weak mortal body that cant do any miracles like aqua, she is totally breaking rules and not limited by them.
>>153530849
but you dont know if she cannot do miracles though chris, when kazum asked her to change to eris to get aegis to cooperate, she could do that
while she was chris, she changed into a god or went back to heaven to come back as god, both miracles non the less