Math, not even once.

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But I see there a happy math fairy and a regular schoolgirl that lost faith in math and went for accounting.

>>153511912
Where can I get my own math fairy?

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>>153513056
They are roaming around looking for someone to solve their riddle and save them from child abuse.

>>153513286
Fuck I just want someone to help me learn math.

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>>153513430
Unfortunately people who can teach the fun in math are rare. Best you can do is find some practical motivation or interesting problems for you and good books that focuses on them.

>>153513430
>>153513763
I heard good things about https://www.amazon.com/How-Prove-Structured-Approach-2nd/dp/0521675995.

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>tfw math phd student
>second semester in and realizing it was a mistake
>strongly considering checking out with a master's and lecturing at community colleges for the rest of my life

>>153513883
I'm like two classes away from getting my Bachelors in CS and feel you. I told myself that I'd never work for some shitty company with a bunch of code monkeys and that I'd be a researcher and lecturer. I'm struggling with the fact that I'm just good at hacking out shit but feel no motivation to pursue any higher topic.

Maybe I can just fake it until I end up a state university as an associate professor. That's basically all I want from this life

>>153511383
You make it sound like a drug.

>>153511383
Sodachi is the best monogatari character, prove me wrong.
>>153513286
I'm good at riddles, could you point me to a math fairy? As long as she doesn't hate cats, I'm good.

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>>153515877
Do you even have relatives that are cops?

>>153515968
Not that I know of. What are the other requirements to acquire a math fairy, Anon-sama?

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>>153516121
Only if you can read her mind. Math fairies don't usually share her problems with others.

>>153516641
Heh, that much I know. I used to know a math fairy, but she got too jaded. I could always feel their despair of me not being smart enough to figure her out (without them sharing anything).

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>>153516931
Thanks for your input Araragi. You can't have a math fairy, but you can still have a tsundere office lady.

Oh, is this where all the Monogatarifags are? Here, Ougi Dark 012.

http://tarabletranslation.wordpress.com/2017/02/15/owarimonogatari-3-ougi-dark-012/

>>153513314

I curse that the man killed tau.

>>153517042
I only want the math fairy though. I need her.

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>>153517125
Monogatari fans are probably in the "masturbated to hachikuji club" thread.
>>153517216
The original one is no more unfortunately, you can only find her in mirror worlds.

Question about Ougi and Sodachi. Ougi is malicious to Araragi since that is what he really wants, I get that but is her helping Araragi in Ougi Formula, Sodachi Riddle and Sodachi Lost beneficial towards Araragi? I don't see anything bad about this except giving Araragi some peace of mind. Unless the entirety of Ougi Formula and Sodachi Riddle was designed to help destroy Araragi's Ego when he discovers how much Sodachi hates and blames him for all the wrong in her life and if that is the case, how does Ougi know it would end like that?

>>153517329
Maybe, but that thread is pure shitposting so I'm not touching it.

>>153517334
Ougi isn't necessarily malicious. She's there to make Araragi deal with shit he wants to brush under the rug. That can end up leaving Araragi better off than he was before or leaving him in some deep shit, depending on the situation.

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>>153517334
Ougi wanted him to acknowledge his mistakes in regards to Sodachi, which "climaxed" in her insane way of dealing with her mom. She didn't expect him to actually go and tell the answer to the mystery to Sodachi, and instead just keep the suffering within himself and yet again betray her. Hanekawa was wrong there as well.

By actually facing her he could move on a little from his past mistakes.

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>>153517125

Thank you god for giving me this chapter. I have been waiting for this specific chapter to be translated forever.

Since it seems this is the patricians' Monogatari thread, can we all agree Mathemagics is the best opening sequence in the series?
https://vimeo.com/150477636

(Sorry, I refuse to link the sped-up or pitch-changed versions from youtube).

>>153517983
Uh, sorry, I think the audio in this one is edited as well. I'm a retard.

>>153517983
Agreed, and I'm not even a Mathfag.

>>153517580

What about with Tadatsuru and Koyomi becoming a vampire? I can see with Koyomi being more of a vampire, him finally realizing he needs to stop relying on powers to solve every issue, but I don't understand how hiring Tadatsuru to kill Araragi and Shinobu being not malicious? Is it because Araragi wanted to be punished for being a vampire?

>>153518276
The Tadatsuru thing is the one that confuses me the most. I assume she wanted to punish him for relying on his vampire powers and to fuck up his relationship with Ononoki.

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>>153517983
Yes.
And you can post the galax.moe or openings,moe versions
http://galax.moe/monogatari/vid/op_18_sodachiriddle.webm
https://openings.moe/?video=Opening2-Owarimonogatari

>>153517983
Mathemagics might not be the most catchy "anime" song, but it's one of the most elegant and pleasing I've ever heard. Definitely the best OP in the series.

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>>153517708

Just finished the chapter. I didn't think I could love Ougi more but this chapter really did it.

>>153517983
http://openings.moe/?video=Opening2-Owarimonogatari

here you go bro, for most of your OP needs

>>153517983

I would agree if this didn't exist.

http://openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

>>153518627
>http://openings.moe/?video=Opening6-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

for some reason the fact that the two cant sing for shit makes it so much better

>>153518451
Thanks Anon-sama.
>>153518592
Thanks Anon-sama.
>Not having the Occultic;Nine ED so I can cite it as the second best after Mathemagic.
Reported.

>>153518718

The video itself and the second Kaiki starts singing is when I knew it was the best OP.

>>153518718
Reported as well. The unnecessarily flirtatious undertones ruin the good song.

>>153518627
>not based zenbu zenbu
http://openings.moe/?video=Opening3-MonogatariSeriesSecondSeason

>>153518830

That is my second favorite opening. Honestly the series has so many good openings that it feels like I could easily make arguments over opinions about favorite openings.

>>153518830
>not based autism dance
http://openings.moe/?video=Opening3-Nisemonogatari

>>153518627
>>153518830
>>153518937
s-stop it! we all already agreed on owari's 2nd opening.

>>153519004

http://openings.moe/?video=Opening3-Owarimonogatari

>>153511383
>Math, not even once
>implying math rock isn't god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zptkmJQXbBA

>>153519056
Ok, that's the 2nd best.
>U! uuuUuuu~ Uuuuuu~~

Math-circlejerking aside, I'm impressed by how almost everyone here pays attention to syntax and grammar. Neato potato.

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>>153511383

Is there a term for loving characters that have meltdowns? I absolutely loved Sodachi and Nadeko's meltdowns.

>>153519151
>Sodachi
Hello, Anon-sama, welcome to the Monogatari Math thr-
>Nadeko
Get out.

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>>153519199

>>153519227
Fine, you can stay.

off topic, but holy shit this site has the .hack//sign op

http://openings.moe/?video=Opening1-DotHackSign

why did such a mediocre anime have such good music

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>>153519245

I only like crazy and Kami Nadeko so I am not really a Nadeko fan.

>>153519227
>tfw no clip of nadeko snapping on youtube

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>>153519056
The start of that OP always make me sad.

"What will the future hold, once I’ve lost everything?
I thought I had given up on it all long ago, but
Again and again I find myself putting my expectations in you
Diving into the seas of chance, for the smallest of possibilties"

>>153519271
Haven't seen it? Is it really bad or just average? Would it be nominated as a Sonozakian Select?

>>153519410

It's all right. If you like slow moving plot and a lot of dialogue, it's good for that. If you like more action watch G.U.

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>>153519199
Sodachi is Nadeko's onee-chan and she doesn't tolerate bullying.

>>153519199
The only people who still hate Nadeko are EOPs who haven't read Off Season.

>>153519410
imagine if monogatari didnt have likable characters, funny dialogue, implying it has either or surreal visuals, and took place inside a videogame. That about sums up .hack//sign, from what i remember.

but then, the last time i watched it i was like 16 so maybe if i watched it now that im older it would be better. it DOES have damn good music, iirc

>>153519685
Jokes on you because I haven't watched any of the Monogatari series.

>>153519685

I haven't read a lot of the off season stuff since I can't find most of it translated due to being a EOP peasant.

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>>153517125

>>153517184
>can't multiply by 2
Euler's contribution to mathematics way outweighs the "inconvenient" pi notation we are stuck with.

> “Hitagi… and,” I mutter deliriously, “Hanekawa… Shinobu… and Ononoki-chan… all saved my life… So many people saved my life… If I don’t protect it… that just wouldn’t be right…”
> Hitagi
Wait does he know about Kaiki and Hitagi?

>>153520307

Hitagi is the one who called and talked Nadeko out of killing him, so she did save him outside of collusion with Kaiki.

>>153520307
I think it was mentioned that he found out what happened after running into Kaiki at the shrine, though I don't recall the specifics.

>>153519271
>>153519056
Been looking at openings for half hour now. Thanks.

>>153520388
> it was mentioned that he found out what happened after running into Kaiki at the shrine
No it wasn't.

>>153520388

I wasn't mentioned at the shine. Araragi arrives and is surprised Kaiki is even in town and they have the discussion about Kaiki beating Nadeko with the slug and how she is fine and never to approach her anymore.

If Hitagi told Araragi about Kaiki it was in an un-animated LN or was done off-screen.

>>153520425

Same, though this site is missing a lot of stuff but it's nice to have a neat site like this.

>>153520449
Wasn't it? Didn't Senjougahara mention it in her last phone conversation with Kaiki?

>>153520465
I meant that he found out after that scene. But I guess my memory might be making up something that didn't happen.

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>>153519199

>>153520386
It makes sense.
>>153520465
She wanted to keep it in secret. Kaiki is another man after all.
>>153520525
> Didn't Senjougahara mention it in her last phone conversation with Kaiki?
No. Their plan was to trick Araragi.

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>>153520525

After that scene is when Kaiki gets fucked up.

>>153520494
Yeah, missing a gigantic amount, but what it has is neatly organized, the site is slick and smooth. Props to whoever designed it.

Watching the the Mawaru Penguindrum stuff at the moment. You?

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>>153520579
Make me, nerd.

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>>153520619

Just finished going down what I wanted to listen to but I went through the SZS stuff.

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Delete that shit

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>>153520579

>>153520653
You read my mind anon. I went for Zoku's ED2 as soon as I started browsing:
http://openings.moe/?video=Ending2-ZokuSayonaraZetsubouSensei

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>>153520750
NO BULLY

>>153520763

I went for Zan ED 1 as soon as I started
http://openings.moe/?video=Ending1-ZanSayonaraZetsubouSensei

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>>153520781

>>153520763
Hmmm.... just noticed it doesn't have the non scribbled-walls version, but oh well.
>>153520787
You have good taste.

>>153520787
anon who is the girl in that video who is in the staircase talking and then throws the phone? i don't remember that character....

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>>153520816
NO MORE BULLY PLEASE

>>153520860

Looks like Kaede.

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>>153520885

I don't have many Sengoku pictures so take this.

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>>153520930
t-thanks anon

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>>153515745
implying

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>>153521011

No problem.

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>>153521051

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>this will never happen to me

Araragi gets all the luck.

>>153521613
>mfw Araragi left town to get away from this
What a faggot.

>>153517125

So correct me if I am retarded Her name Ougi comes from the idea she is similar to Black Hanekawa right? I assume the Door part comes from the other side of the person.

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>>153521731

Have yourself be in two places at once.

Why do other women like this series so much? Even if you ignore the harem part, the protagonist is all-but-despicable. I would understand men finding it relatable to their wishful thinking and projection, but makes no sense to me in the case of women. Would any care to break open my (in this particular case) closed mind?

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>>153521839

I don't think I have met or seem many women who like the series so I just might be sheltered in regards to that.

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>>153513883
You shouldn't even have survived the 2 years of masters in math if you didn't like what you were doing desu (unless you're doing some mindless applied math bs that barely takes any effort ofc).

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>>153521839
I remember a poll of some kind that showed that monogatari fanbase or purchasers were mostly male, even more than other hit anime. But even 10% of monogatari fanbase is more than the entire fanbase of most shows even if true.

>>153521891
>>153521951
Maybe I have been victim of conformation bias. Almost all the people that have argued to me Monogatari is their absolute favourite franchise have been female so far.

>>153522067

Add a male here who says it's his favorite.

>>153520653
the moral here is that shaft shows have god tier OPs

http://openings.moe/?video=Opening1-MekakucityActors

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>>153522067
I was talking about japan though, it might very well be different in the west.

>>153522205

It's true. My favorite series before Monogatari was SHAFT related and it had good OPs too.

http://openings.moe/?video=Opening2-PaniPoniDash

>>153517184
>tau autists
You are the MLP fandom of STEM. A total embarrassment.

>>153522182
I meant people I have or had become acquainted with, not online strangers; no offence meant.
>>153522229
Ah, my bad then.

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>>153522424

No problem.

>>153521839
Exactly the same reasons men like it for other than fanservice. The characters are good and their interactions are fun.

Also, Araragi is fairly popular among Nip women for whatever reason.

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>>153522581

I would have never guessed it.

>>153522625
I non-ironically think he's one of the most despicable male characters who is nevertheless considered a "hero". I honestly don't understand how any women could like his depiction.

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>>153522455
>two-ba-san nyannyan
jesus christ

>153522756
Just curious, what do you find so despicable about him?

>>153522756
Girls want a guy who will exorcise their monkey demon arm then cuck their childhood girlfriend with a loli vampire

>>153522867
Whoops, meant to quote. >>153522756

>>153522756
Purification fetish.

You think all those movies about girls whittling their way into the hearts of hard-edged rudeboys who need just the exact right person to open up to, just sprung into existence? It's the same shit as that one flipped hentai sequence where she goes from crackwhore to blushing, demure maiden.

>>153522960
That seems it could be it, thanks.

I have a couple Monogatari related questions since this is a thread I might as well ask it here.

Where can I download the OSTs of all the arcs with preferably full versions of the OPs and EDs, as well as is there a site I can purchase Monogatari related posters? The sites I usually use don't have anything in that regard.

>>153523751
> Where can I download the OSTs of all the arcs with preferably full versions of the OPs and EDs
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=896165

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>>153523843

Thanks anon

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So what oddity powers does Ougi actually have? As far as I can remember that has been translated from the LNs it's said she has matter creation which explains stuff like her changing genders (or her being an oddity could change genders, I don't know) and 1-3 being created and she has a smaller version of the regenerative blood Shinobu has, but what other powers does Ougi actually have? Mind reading? Clairvoyance? Power of suggestion?

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>>153524239
from what i remember, she basically has any bs shinobu has but a bit less powerful but if youre asking specifically about how she knows the shit she does about others, like kanbaru's period and the other stuff, its probably never going to be revealed. i doubt nisio even actually thought of how she does it.

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>>153524654

I know it's mentioned in the LN that She has the powers of Seishirou and whatever oddities that were at the shrine when he absorbed it, like the power to make barriers, the power to make people lost, etc. Here are a couple excerpts that made me wonder about what she can do:

She’s a hybrid of various monsters, one that can bring about almost any kind of supernatural phenomenon—so there’s no shame in being utterly outmatched by her.

Having been born through the First, who could very well have been considered a manifestation of all the oddities in this town, even her wealth of knowledge was on par with a monster—but then again, it seems her stats were so far off the charts that it took an according amount of time for her to master her own abilities.

>>153524239
I'd argue she definitely has memory-based abilities given she explicitly sets off two plots by making people remember Sodachi and Numachi.
Also she just told Kanbaru she's a dude and Kanbaru went along with it even though she herself had doubts and then just brushed it off without a second thought as if Ougi had been a dude the entire time.

>>153522756

Araragi has some of his bad moments but some of his good moments are really good, such as his speech about accepting Sodachi's hate.

>>153522756
I agree. I think he's full of shit and I can't believe anything he says. But I tolerate him because the rest of the characters are great.

>>153511383
She's got bigger problems than her math addiction.

>>153521756
ougi means fan and she introduced herself as being a kanbaru fan

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>>153522756
It's not that hard to guess.

>>153522756
how is he even comparable to the bunch of genuine edgelords and killers that pollute the industry? watch more anime

>>153517334
>>153517580
>>153517618
>>153518276
>>153518387

Ougi isn't just some dark reflection trying to make him face the things he's hiding from/trying to not face and brush under the rug.

She's essentially something to Araragi like Pyramid Head is to James in Silent Hill 2. She represents his guilt and regret over things he feels subconsciously or otherwise that he's fucked up, and that he might believe he needs to be punished for.

This generally takes the form of isolating him by taking his friends and close ones away from him, since it's supposed to be ironic given his growth from his initial broken mindset of "having friends takes way your strength as a Human' or what have you.

Her machinations rob him of Mayoi, which should have been a permanent thing. They rob him of Nadeko and change her into a active psychopath.

The whole thing with Tadatsuru's REAL goal was to rob him of Ononoki, since the setup making her kill Teori was supposed to make RRRG see her as a monster/kaii and have one or both of them go "we can no longer be friends now that you've seen the truth", but Yotsugi said "fuck that". It failing was when Araragi acknowledges that 'someone' has been plotting against him for weeks/months.

Additionally, depending on how the above plans went through he 'could' have lost Shinobu and Senjougahara. And technically, he did re-lose Math again.

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>>153517125

This is the only thing that can perfectly personify that "I win" from the best character in the series:

https://youtu.be/7wdDTgpE7iE

>>153533631
Her "I win" in Owari 1 was embarrassingly chuuni. She was trying to be badass, but just sounded like a child. I don't have any hopes for the second round.

>>153522756

Except he isn't a hero, he's just a former recluse in an absurd lifestyle thanks to his break of indifference one time. He'd like to embody the aspects that would define one though i imagine since he's always adopting Meme's moralfagging and approaching any character's dilemma with what they can do for themselves in their darkest moments later.

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>>153517125
I missed Mememan so much

>>153511383
I will save her

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>>153536059
She already saved herself, now she is just looking for someone to start a family with. Which will not be hard as a sexy and caring young woman with a stable job and own home.