>she sees your dick

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>>153498406

>>153498790
>Its like the mini version of a twix!

>>153499328
>it's a post-brexit toblerone

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;_;

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>shota dick

>>153498406
What did megumin write on him?

Does this mean we all have a small penis here? Will no one make up for the rest of us?

>>153503163
She wrote "This is Excalibur"

She has a tattoo that says Avalon tho Now go and make your own conclusions

>>153498406
she is browsing /b/ when bored
she is pure.

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>>153498406

>>153503277
>She has a tattoo that says Avalon tho
I thought that was yunyun

>>153505428
pure slut

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>>153498406
aqua see your dick anon-kun

This was the exact thread I came for

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>>153503277
>spoiler

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>>153498406

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>>153498406

>>153507608
Never again.

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>>153498406

>>153500546
I miss the softness.

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>>153507608
Something about those eyes makes me feel uneasy.

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it won't end well

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>>153512202
something in me just awoken

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>>153498406
I actually prefer this nonplussed and laid-back expression to Megumin's extreme smugness. There's something that's just so much more condescending in Aqua's face here

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Are we talking flaccid, the usual chub, or full diamonds? Because that could run a gamut of faces.

>>153512609
Megumin's tryhard smug just means she actually wants it. Aqua's much more savage.

>>153498406
What was Aqua thinking at that time?

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>>153498406

>>153512697
Unless she's only responsible for Nips, she's probably sent a lot of well endowed gentlemen on their way.

>>153512739
Whiteys have tiny dicks and I doubt Aqua handles nigs and spics knowing her scaredy cat nature.

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>>153498406

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>>153512793
>Whitey's have tiny dicks
t. Shing Fong Lee

>>153512705
STOP

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>>153498406

>>153498406
Thats one of the worst asses ive seen

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OH FUCK

>>153514092
Didn't wanna sleep anyway

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>>153498406

>>153514344
RUN, SUBARU! YOUR PELVIS CAN'T TAKE THAT!

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>>153498406
>literally just finished watching episode 10 seconds ago, ED is still rolling
>immediately open catalog and search "she sees your
I was not disappointed

>>153498406
Did Megumin see his dick?

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>>153498406

>Someone has a boner from the images implying the dick is small

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>>153498406

>>153517587
https://a.pomf.cat/aqiwqz.webm

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>her face when she sees your dick and remembers it isn't Onii-chan's

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>>153498406

>>153512793
>Whiteys have tiny dicks
Anon what kind of Whiteys do you hang around?

>>153519656
On average, compared to non whites, they have tiny dicks. Not minuscule like Asian dick, but tiny.

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>>153498406
Lalatina see your dick

>>153512739
>>153512793
>>153519656
>Just pulling shit out of your asses

>>153507608
context?

>>153520116
Don't think your artificially pumped penis is actual size.

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>>153520023
more like picrelated, as long as you're holding her at swordpoint

>>153507608
shit was hot

>>153498406
That's it. The joke's over. It's done. Konosuba actually did it, in the show, without any ambiguity.

We will never fucking top that. I propose we retire this joke entirely.

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>>153519483

>>153507608
What the heck is that?

>>153507608
What is that?

>>153521921
10/10

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>>153498406

anime is becoming literal.

Soon all possible subjects will have a matching image.

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>>153498406

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>>153521551
>she sees your chorizo

>>153514856
She probably took a peek, yes.

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>>153498406

>>153522864
What's she gonna do with that knife?

>>153522966
Spread the cheese.

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>>153514092

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>>153498406
>she sucks your dick

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>>153498406

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>>153523550

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>>153521905
>>153522077

I would avoid this hentai, which may cause temporary vacuum conditions in your nutbladder.

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>>153503277
>Avalon
Too bad the sword is too short.

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>>153527752
oh shit, wrong pic
meant to post this one

>>153503277
She's his mother?

What of my dick isn't actually that small

>>153520284
Sakura from Betterman. It's the nurse episode.

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>>153498406

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>>153498406
>he smells your hair

>>153498406
Aqua is the biggest big dick sandnigger slut and this shows just how much dicks she have seen and what scale she wants to be fucked with

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>>153505489

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>>153498406
>she actually does

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>>153511657

>>153498406
>Katana getting turned into a wakizashi then named chinchinmaru.

WOW

>>153503277
>spoiler
PROOFS

>>153498406
Anyone else kind of disappointed with this episode? The Eris part was completely pointless for example.

>>153498406
why is his ass in my face

>>153529555
if you think about it your life is pointless too.

>>153507608
what the fuck

>>153512793
We had the bbc n' sheeeit.

>>153498406
someone make a sound webm and put it on wsg

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Help.

>>153529555
Axis cult pls

>>153512609
Aqua's laid-back smug means she literally doesn't care. She sees it and just kind of chuckles a little.

>>153514163
When a horse gets startled with your dick, you know you've gone too far.

Aqua's QUALITY breakdown was pure kino

>>153498406
What a bitch.

can we really support 5 threads about kazumas dick at the same time ?

>>153506503
Um, source?

>>153507558
4 u

>>153531404
>>153512609
>>153512694
Its all in circumstance. She was really tired/lazy at that moment, and completely carefree, so her reaction didn't change her body language or spirit in anyway. Instead she just gave a huff.

>>153531577
No, but your mom can.

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What kind of fun?

>>153532011
handjobs

>>153532011
Drinking till she drops dead and making fun of stranger's dicks.
ALL godesses share the same hobbies.

>>153532389
>be in middle school
>have qt "gf"
>decide to show eachother our privates because thats what sex is, obviously
>she gets naked
>i show her my fully erect dick
>"Its going to get bigger now, right? Do you need more time?"
>Its been a decade and im still not over it
anon why do you hurt me so

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>>153532389
>>153532521
lost

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>>153498406

>>153532011
Protecting mankind from evil.

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>>153498406

>>153532011
Having her panties stolen by some random reincarnated guy.

>>153512680
this

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>>153525728

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>she gets a dick pic in her company email

>>153534464
Every time I hear dick pic I now think of Watamote's author

>>153498406
After a lifetime's worth of KYAAAs and ridiculous hypervirginal reactions, this is unspeakably pleasant and refreshing.

>>153498406
>It wasn't even a joke
>She was actually just laughing at his dick
Thank you based DEEN.

>>153503608
Low key lol

>>153512609
She was literally unfazed and just gave it a soft chuckle because that's all it was worth. The reaction was perfect. None of that blushing bullshit or freaking out or getting mad, just a quick "That's it?"

>>153498406
>heh, puny human

>>153535417
lets be honest, this is applicable for everyone in the thread

Truth be told, after seeing the whole "wow, MC-kun, it's so big" cliche play out thousands of times, I get turned on by reactions like this much more. Maybe because they feel like actual human reactions, instead of overplayed tropes that exist simply to make complex-ridden otaku feel better.

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Pretty much this.

It's a grower, used to have phimosis, and is less than 5 inches long when erect, and it has visisble sweat glands.

Also males can never be virgins, phimosis doesn't count.

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>older female doctor does penis check

>>153499430

lol I bet you don't even like toblerone

>>153519703

gorillas have penises that are an inch long.

>>153498406
>will this really fit

>>153514856
I want to see Megumin's dick

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It's more or less the reaction I got.

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>>153498406

>>153498406

I ended up fapping that that, that look on her face made me diamonds.

>>153539342
Seek help

>>153537607
Is that GANTZ?

>>153539342
I didn't think about that until now, thanks.

>>153500546
What chapter is this from?

>>153507608
wat the exact name of this youkai? (in jap culture)

or we just call her the SS demon or shota rape machine or just big tits scary one-san

>>153540396
Yes.

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>>153542232
>MFW I realize that I read Growth chapter about 8 years ago.
>Still remember the chapter name because it induced royal proportion of agnst and jelly in me

>>153542378
Jelly because he got his dick sugged or because you have a small willy and he doesn't?

>>153498406
What expression they make when I start to jerk off?

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>>153542514
Something like this

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>>153542416
>not implying I was jelly of the girl
Because he got a gf faster and easier than I fap.
I was stupid to hold on to hope at the time.
>smaller willy
>implying that being bigger than nip teenager
>is any consolation at all
I'd argue with that but what's the point if it's just wasting away?

>>153541255
I think it's the Hachishakusama.

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>>153542623
>I was stupid to hold on to hope at the time.
Aahahah I still remember when I was 16 and thought "damn I wonder how my gf will look like and how many ex will I have by the time I'm 18 or 20".
I was trying to bully you, I love doing that on /a/ and I often get a lot people to admit that they aren't well endowed.

The mc's girl wasn't supposed to be hot but I thought she was cute in a strange way and the blowjob scene you speak of was insanely hot, the mangaka should have done more of these.

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>>153531456
that particular horse is too lewd even if she doesn't want to

>>153498406
>>>/wsg/1547525

>>153540247
Do handjobs really feel that much better than doing it yourself?

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>>153542754
>wasn't supposed to be hot
>down-to earth petanko with a crush on MC self-insert you
That's hot alright.
>how many ex
Being a virgin seems to encourage your peers to tell you stories.
By the time puberty hormons clear off - you've got a nice horror collection about relationship to cool your agnst.
> should have done more of these.
I think he invented "moving nipples tracers" hentai artstyle technique in his gender-bender h-manga Hen.

>>153543034
>>wasn't supposed to be hot
Well I mean compared to the big titted celebrity. And I remember people in the manga mentioning that she looks average.

>Being a virgin seems to encourage your peers to tell you stories.

Don't even mention it, some people think I'm chad/player when it couldn't be further from the truth, I act like I'm not the kind of person who brags to counter this.

>I think he invented "moving nipples tracers" hentai artstyle technique in his gender-bender h-manga Hen.
Yeah he had a whole page where he kind of complained that this moving nipple is the only thing people really cared about in his manga/one shot (?).

>>153512609
>sees your chunchunmaru

>>153522884
LOTTE NO

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>>153543153
>some people think I'm chad/player
Did you prepare a present for these people anon?

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Oh look anon you still have your foreskin, let me take care of that.

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>>153544078
the size of their eyes in this picture are inversely proportionate to their breast size

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>>153544164
>Kazuma has biggest eyes
well put anon

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Why are Japanese penises so small?

>>153543484
What?

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>>153544244
not all

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>>153544337
He meant most, anon.

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>>153544244
>NHDTA-717.avi

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>>153512793
>Whiteys have tiny dicks
>nigs and spics
Spics are literally Asian tier tiny, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>153544567
Doesnt seem big judging from the preview pics. Great reaction pic though.

>>153544763
>>153544567
Watched a bit, the guy is 7inch tops and I'm being generous anon.

>>153543653
Ayase is one of the few tornadoes I would stick my dick into.

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>She sees your dick

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>>153544337
>when she sees his penis

>>153546587
She doesnt seem pleased.

>>153534143
Are you telling me that the thief girl is her?

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>>153544244
Animal studies suggest average size depends on how slutty the females of the species are.

>>153547227
ERMAGERD

>>153544244
They're smaller people, proportionally it makes sense

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>>153507608
HOLY DOOLY that was upsetting

>>153544701
That's because the natives were asiatic

>>153538966
ouch

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>>153498406

>>153547227
hahaha spoiler

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why do i get aroused by the thought of cute anime girls looking at my dick with a reaction of disgust or smugness?

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>>153498406

>>153535441
I mean if you're pathetically insecure sure.

>>153535441
Speak for yourself m8

is this the thread where we talk about our dicks

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>>153498406
>he's not in the mood
>smirking at flaccid dick

Obviously he's a grower

>>153535549
>being uncircumscized

disgusting. your parents are probably hippies and damned you. if you ever have children you better not fuck them the same way your parents fucked you.

>>153521905
>>153522077
Some giant demon women molests a shota kid, it's kind of hot but also is scarring. It's hot if you're into giantess, molestation, and shota.

I'm really not, but the hentai was hot though. Like some demon woman who is obsessed with tracking down young boys and molesting them.

>>153553164
i wonder who could be behind this post

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>>153498406

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>No dick

>laughing at MC's dick
Why would anyone like this?

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>>153498406

>>153556351
I agree. I've never DROPPED a show so fucking quickly. This is taking it too far but I guess I couldn't expect any better from WOMAN WRITING!

>>153525728
its just not even funny

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>>153498406
Just imagine how awful this scene would have been in literally any other anime.

>*towel falls off*
>"KYAAAAAAA!!"
>*MC slowly looks down, and takes a few seconds to process the towel fell down, and then makes a FUNNY face*
>"You pervert!" *gets punched out*
>cut away to another scene where they are discussing the moment like it had some sort of deeper meaning to their relationship, with blushes on their faces

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>>153557430
< Word for word