Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! episode 6 coming soon
to celebrate that fact, I've started the thread with the best girl
>having a waifu that needs to use the bathroom
Does anyone happen to know how old Aqua is? If she was supposed to be an immortal goddess who has been around for millions of years then why is she so stupid?
>>153494026
Did you even watch the show, her stats, including intelligence are capped already.
>>153494026
Its "????"
>>153494025
>having a waifu that is clinically retarded
Excalibur when ?
>>153494063
Wow, that's harsh. Having your intelligence capped at 1 must really suck, though I guess you would never know that because you would be too stupid to know why that's a bad thing.
>>153493884
my body is ready for more of eris-sama
>>153494622
To be specific its merely below average.
50% of US voters have below average intelligence.
>>153493884
How many hours til ep 6?
I don't want to go to sleep
>>153494859
4 hours
Megumin a slut
>>153494090
>Aqua gets completely cucked by Eris
>Loses her job,lover,worshippers and house to her
Nice
>>153494878
Fuck this shit
I'm going to sleep
>>153494714
The regard is to 'how far below average'.
0 is also below average, and the guild worker was just being polite
The best episodes are those in which Aqua cries.
>>153495032
So, episodes 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5?
>>153495015
"luck which is pit pottom" was also being polite?
>>153493884
>>153494025
>>153494175
>idiots have yet to post the true best girl
The konosuba base is more retarded than Aqua herself is, who chould have thought? Not to meantion most of them are pedofags
>>153495074
4>1>5>3>2
>>153495032
I liked the one in S1 when she gets locked in a cage and purifies some lake while gators are trying to devour her
her PTSD afterwards was sweet
Kazuma Kazuma!
>>153495122
Hai scumzuma dess
>>153495094
It's way less insulting to say you have awful luck than to say you're retarded.
>>153495106
Darkness eps are the most enjoyable ones
>Pic related is still the best animated arc.
>>153495106
>4>1>5>3>2
>Episode 1
>better than any other episode
>Episode 2
>not the best episode
Shit taste. Consult a doctor and a psychiatrist immediately
>>153495180
when will you goy understand that there's nothing wrong with Konosuba's animation quality
it's all stylistically intended like this
>>153494954
>Eris's more popular than Aqua in the popularitty poll
>Eris is more popular than Aqua in both real life and fiction
@153495106
Nobody care with that whore
>>153495122
Hai, Ayumu desu... matte
>>153494894
>result: Cartoon Network
Every fucking time.
>>153495094
Telling someone that he has shitty luck isn't at the same tier that saying that he is retarded
>>153495202
Aqua is a dumb slut how can she even compete with the perfect goddess Eris!
>>153495094
Yeah? That's not being rude.
>>153494894
what the fuck
>>153495229
>washboard eris
>>153495277
Shut up Aqua.
I wanna fuck Darkness
I wanna marry Aqua
I wanna imouto Megumin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovNXEx7wW6g
The fuck is this
>>153495361
What the hell? Cute, I guess.
>>153495361
Character songs.
Welcome newfriend.
>>153495361
Sounds like mediocre karaoke singers.
>>153495473
I know that you dumb axis cultist
I mean where will this be featured? In a game? I don't know because I don't read china pottery letters
>kusukusukusukusu
>>153495361
Finally I can say firmly
Darkness > Megumin > Aqua
>>153495549
In a character song album. Like most character songs.
You will be able to buy it for 2000 yen.
If you have any question about 4chan's functions, rules or /a/'s board culture don't hesitate on asking. I like helping newcomers.
>>153495660
it's so gratifying when based Kazuma bashes her fucking head in
>>153495200
>this is what the DEEN apologists actually believe
>>153495711
Okay, give me source to this
>>153494894
And I don't want you to give me links from g.e-hentai or fakku. I want the source that views all the pages and is easy for the eyes. You are also to indicate the complete title (Japanese and English), the author, and the scanlator of the doujin. Make it FAST!
>>153495660
>Aqua's VA signs contract with Sony Entertainment
>DEEN can't use her as VA anymore
>S3 never ever
>>153495778
この素晴らしい世界に爆焔を!
Beg me if you want the rest.
Is this the live thread?
>>153495945
You can leave now.
New OP when? Can't wait to see Vanir in new OP
>>153494090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QfqJwkuCTw
>>153494894
Delete this.
Can someone post that anon's theory about Aqua x Kazuma true end?
so is Wiz dead or not and why did she become a lich at 20
when is she going to start decomposing
>>153496198
She's a lich, she won't decompose.
>>153494894
Today I get to cum on megumins panties!
>>153496028
Beg me.
>>153496244
Useless debt goddess.
Go drown in a liquor or something, you good-for-nothing, party magician whore.
>>153494894
why is le yamero witch selling her body
AXIS ASSEMBLE!
Heed the good news my fellow cultist, for from this episode onward, it's going to be non stop journey to Axis town!
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF AQUA-SAMA
>>153496326
selling it as a potion test subject because she can't use useful spells
>>153496291
Shes hardly a magician if she knows only 1 trick.
Shes a party water spurter.
>>153496351
>town drunks' hobby club
>>153496351
>implying Axis town isn't going to ban Aqua, calling her a heretic
>>153496351
Baka Baka
>>153496351
this isn't Hooters, this was supposed to be yamero witch thread
Anybody else getting a speedtest for a stream?
okay i'm gonna watch this series maybe after this season ends
the yamero witch is called megumi correct? she's mine now.
>>153496457
Yeah.
>>153496528
Megumin, you fuk
>>153496528
Who's streaming Neetball is down for me.
10 mins
get in here niggas
>>153496619
http://live.bilibili.com/10112
>>153496657
What is the meme show on at the moment?
>>153496395
>>153496412
>>153496426
>>153496439
Megumin is a washed up has been.
Convert you crimson heretic or prepare to drown in your own vomit.
Futakuro thread's up, and neetball is still dead.
http://board.futakuro.com/jk2/res/3656547.htm
>>153496657
I didn't think it was possible for a stream to be laggier than olweb but I thought wrong
I'm sure you all notice how the hype for this show has died down? Well it's because of cancer like these:
>>153496720
>>153496528
Congrats for being such a cancerous fanbase you manage to drive out most real fans of the show. Waifufag should go die.
Konosuba is starting soon.
Nevermind, neetball went up right as I posted.
Wow it's that fucking manga rental ads again.
Seriously it's current year, who the fuck rent manga?
>>153496762
I asking about the show that was airing before with the guy taking a shower and the short girl mirrin'
Who's the target market for this ads?
Oh fujo.
3 minutes.
it's up you fucking fags
>>153496800
Japs who would suffers years of jail for pirating 1 manga.
>>153496868
Manga is cheap as fuck though.
>>153496898
but japan has relevant population of homeless neet people
KITAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153495711
Fuck off. Being helpful to newfags is not allowed.
EEEYAAAAA
>They didn't change Darkness's armour
Cheap fucks.
retard goddess
>>153496868
>rent a flat for living
>rent a bike to get to pcpcafe
>rent a pc at pccafe
>rent manga
what a life
OP
Vanir Mk. II soon.
>>153495827
By that time we will have AI's completely able to imitate a role based on a few sound samples and a bit of hinting by an underpaid audio engineer.
Kazuma being creepy fuck.
GRAND SPONSOR TOYKO DAY OH CHRISTIMAS
>that fucking creepy Kazuma
kek
>>153496970
I've never heard any positive aspect of living in japan besides "the food is sort of tasty"
>>153497061
You don't need to pay shipping for onaholes and fumos.
VANIIIRRRRRRR
>>153493884
I'm looking forward to another girl for kuzuma to bully into submission.
Hes here!
>>153496219
Only because she bothers to use magic to maintain her body. The moment she'd stop doing that, there'd be floppy tits on the ground, discarded like used washrags.
T-thanks Muse
best boy is back
He sounds funnier now.
Vanir MK2
What's with the stupid anime picture blocking the screen
Fuck this
>>153497061
this was also sarcastic, fuck renting and not owning anything, you are right about the food though
What a qt3.14
Chomusuke a cute! A CUTE!
comfy
Chomusuke is super comfy.
>that freeze arm animation
>>153497124
Savage.
Hope my fellow Axisbros had a chill Valentine's Day.
>>153497117
Then about learning japanese
>How about you learn 3 other languages instead, would take less time?
IYAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>>153497061
Onsens?
>>153497124
DELET
Kazuma and Aqua really are two pea in a pod.
>>153497124
Brutal.
Wow, what a weeb.
SUPERIOR JAPANESE STEEL
That never kill anything other than a cute innocent girl.
AIBO
Ugly as fuck armour.
Folded 1000 times
That fucking sfx.
>>153497200
Good addition there DEEN.
kek
DEEEEENN
Good job.
>>153497124
being yunyun truly is suffering
Wow there's an obvious lack of animation this episode.
What the fuck was that animation
megumeme
He sure like touching girl's lips huh.
>He took a smaller sword.
Ayyyyy
so smooth
>He switch the sword to a dagger.
Good one Deen.
Tree Death Time
What could go wrong.
chinchinmaru
Enjoy the rest of the livewatch for me.
>>153497356
And thus, Chunchumaru was born.
>>153497124
kek
Aqua is literally a genius.
>>153497315
He's giving them a little taste. If they really like it, they know where they can get more.
Holy fuck this animation
Thank you based DEEN
>pause
Nice animation there.
>>153497376
t. Aqua
Damn the animation really brings out Aqua-sam's natural beauty.
Aquamaru.
WAHAHAHAHA
based deen
Useless Mage.
Is Darkness prominent in this ep as well?
Pls sayyes.
deadfish aqua
>>153497457
no
AH
AH
AH
KNACK
That sakuga. is deen forever redeemed?
KO
ded
>>153497428
Isn't her skirt too long here?
Best girl is back
>>153497476
>no
fuk ;_;
MAIN HEROINE!
>>153497523
She's the main heroine, Kazuma said so himself don't bother him about it
Why is she so perrfect niggas?
>>153497100
For a moment there i thought Lalatina's ponytail was Vanir's boner.
>>153497538
>"You again?"
////
>>153497560
daily reminder those are pads
pads!
>>153497560
She lacks explosions.
>>153497594
>lines tilted the wrong way
You had one job.
Megumeme pls
>>153497594
\\\\\ \\\\\
Best episode this season.
That ending
KEK
>she sees your dick
>>153494026
Do we know Megumin's height?
I have found about Kazuma being 165cm, Aqua 158cm, and Tits around 170cm. But nothing about Megumin.
How long till we have subs?
>>153497124
Stop bullying yunyun!
Smug Aqua a best
That ending.
>>153497684
Megumin is tiny, like 150 in the hat.
>>153497678
SMUG
M
U
G
>More lewd Megumin and Vanir next episode
God I love this show, based Deen.
Excalibur size
>>153497689
2 hours.
>>153497796
>Aqua unimpressed
WONDER WHY
>>153497819
What a bitch.
>>153497842
Because shes use to having sex with african americans?
>>153497796
Darkness so pure
>That smug Aqua
SHITTY HIKKYLOLINEET BTFO'D
AXIS CULT WIN ONCE AGAIN
>>153497819
LIAR
>>153497715
I like this.
>>153497863
I was gonna say monsters but...
>>153497635
>>153497678
How could anyone prefer Aqua over Megumin? Just look at this.
>>153497842
well, duh. she's million+ years old, I bet she saw all sizes thousands of times already.Eris-sama is way younger and is still pure
>>153497933
I like my woman experienced
>>153497956
Time move differently in Heaven vs fantasy australia vs earth.
>>153497819
TLDR
>Hi Dodonko and Funifura, I'm doing well having adventures with my friends in Axel, a rookie adventurer, an archpriest and a crusaser. Also, Megumin has no friends, I wouldn't like to end up like her.
>Yunyun
>>153497997
Oh Eris,
Would someone take her already?
>>153497997
>No mention of Arue
Yunyun a bitch.
>>153497957
Megumin is destitute, anon. Do you think she never had to earn money in certain ways?
>>153497124
>>153497997
K E K
E
K
>>153498084
Well, she did think about it, only as a last resort though.
>>153494090
Which chapter is this again?
>>153498147
Vol 2.
>>153498200
Thanks. I rarely reread the first and second volume.
So Axis cult next week?
>>153498120
When you're starving it's time to use last resort options.
She probably at least tried to do it, but failed.
>>153498231
Aqua is so perfect, I'd worship her any day.
>>153498231
>>153498253
Yes my friends.
We are going to get four straight episodes of Axistown.
>>153498248
She just didn't find the right customer
>Aqua will never smirk at your dick
How does this make you feel?
Now remember when I say these wordsI'm joining Axis, no matter what the circumstances are, that's your queue to get rid of the notebook.
>>153497124
Why everything non-Kazuma rejects her?
It's explained in the novels why even the flowers go away from her?
>>153498379
Because it's funny that way.
>>153496986
Me in the middle.
I want to shower Yunyun with affection and make her happy.
>>153498530
There's no way an anon could be as cute as Chomusuke.
>>153498379
With random shit like flowers and stuff it's usually just a gag. She comes across as too desperate probably, but stuff like that hasn't really appeared in the light novels with a proper explanation.
In her childhood she was an outcast because she was the only non-chunni in a village comprised entirely of chunnis. The only people who interacted with her regularly were actually trying to take advantage of her. Megumin included, since she needed Yunyun's food, though they ended up being proper friends too.
In Axel she's a high level archwizard who, whenever she helps someone in danger out, immediately runs away in embarrassment or out of fear of social interaction. Because of this, everyone thinks she's a loner and gives her space so as to not bother her. If people do end up trying to approach her, her eyes glow red with excitement, which people misinterpret as anger, so they back off.
What's happening here? Explain
>>153498324
Makes my feminine dick that longs to be teased by Aqua-sama very sad.
>>153498609
He's saying he's the table.
>>153498631
Good animation.
>>153497462
> Eris takes screen cap of her schoolyard bully
I mean, who else has the power to totally time lock her world?
>>153498631
Spiral Aqua
>>153498631
Super fast Aqua going at high speed spin.
>>153498324
I bet Kazuma gets so mad that when he starts pointing fingers he also points dicks.
Only a goddess could be amused by such a trick.
>>153498631
Hyper-speed tantrum.
>>153498631
The drill that will pierce the demon lord's barrier.
Are there any other anime with characters like Kazuma? I like his general attitude toward things.
>>153497674
>>153498631
GIGA
>>153498631
> Giga-doggu-drill-breakkerrrrrrrr
>>153498631
>>153498631
TTGL reference. Deen confirmed for bros.
>>153498752
Mondaiji, maybe?
Everyone seemed to be dead in the last thread, are we still doing /a/ sings KonoSuba 2 ED?
I got screencap of the posts related if anyone is down. But I don't know if mixer-anon is still doing this.
What about some bakuretsu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy4pXPO2y8E
Hmm so how was todays ep, compared to the previous ones?
The thread is not really that active so I guess it was bad?
>>153498752
Well, his character was written by a woman. MCs written by male authors usually are terrible with hidden gems every now and then.
>>153498752
Boku no Rance.
>>153498972
It was pretty good actually, top 3 of the season so far.
>>153495827
This isn't true, right?
>>153499074
subs done when?
>>153499396
In an hour like they always are.
>>153499396
Crunchy: soon
Chihiro,FFF: sometime next month
Others: who gives a fuck
>>153495361
Just like last year's, Kazuma beats the rest of the cast. BIG GUY though sounds pretty fucking awesome too. Sounds like that TOMMY artist who did the first Jojo OP.
>>153499396
Ikr. literally the only thing keeping me from suicide is the sub release.
>>153498763
I want to touch that butt.
>>153498631
>Arigatou Kazuma
>>153499602
Then tell them to work faster!
>>153499612
I want to impregnate that butt.
Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la~
>>153497523
>>153497538
>>153497560
>>153497594
>goddess
>steals
Why is Eris evil?
>>153495361
>chiisana boukensha sung by Kazuma
This is good.Sounds like /a/ sings
>>153499886
Because Aqua is her senpai.
>>153499074
D E V I L I S H
>>153500164
>not having the filename be 666
SAD
http://i.imgur.com/MfTuvto.mp4
akua sama-!!
>>153500329
Stupid
>>153500329
I love her so much.
>>153500275
>>153498324
>>153497678
>>153500329
How does deen do it
>>153498752
The other Kazuma (Kaze no Stigma)
>>153500329
The best part is how her mouth doesn't sync up to what she's saying.
>>153497254
BRUTAL KING KAZUMA
>>153495361
>Megumin-Yunyun duet with some sort of European traditional instrument in the background.
>Aqua enkaish song
>Darkness actually singing good
>fucking Artisan Weaver
>Kazuma's version of the ED
10/10.
>>153500780
Kazuma is kichuku figther
>>153500780
>>153501045
Too bad from Aqua's reaction, he didn't have a hyper weapon.
>>153501105
Rance is average.
>>153500933
>>153499921
Heh I just realize he's singing the first season's ED.
Ouchi ni Kaeritai Kazuma ver when? Season three?
>>153494025
I want to drink directly from Aqua's tap, it'd be the purest drink in existence.
>>153501241
Aqua-sama a best.
>>153494894
>sweet mustache
>slightly portly figure
>wife and kids
>lots of money
>teenage witch prostitute mistress on the side
I'm jealous.
480p out, 720p almost here
It's happening, friendos!
>>153501417
720p out
>>153501417
More retarded than an axis cultist.
Cmon 1080
lets go
You can do it
I swear every episode has opened with Aqua moaning.
>>153501417
There are people here who doesnt use RSS
>>153501726
>watching upscales
>>153501896
1st pleasant second of the episode already ruined by AQUA
Subs out
>>153501896
KO
>>153502126
KO
>Megumin already branding Kazuma's phallic object
What does this mean?
excalibur
megumin is a slut confirmed
>get new gear
>stats too low to equip
We all know that feel, Kazuma.
Why won't this meme die?
Is there any romance buildup this season, or are we just being bitches for no reason?
How many offensive skills does she have?
>Aqua has canonically seen Kazuma's dick
>She's unimpressed
God damn. is there anyone more based than Aqua?
>>153502232
He can't have an Excalibur if Aqua wasn't impressed.
>>153502354
>>153493884
(meant to quote op)
Kotatsu Kazuma best kazuma
OTP
Eris episode when?
>>153493884
So what did Megumin do? look at his penis while he was dead, then write on him? I know when men die they get hard as Rigor mortis kicks in however, Kazuma wasn't dead long enough. Kazuma couldn't possibly have a grower considering Aqua's reaction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauhWG340dI
>>153502354
No romance at all
>>153502496
He bullies girls tho.
I wish Megumin saw my dick and writes excalibur on it too
Silly nip, kataner are shit.
What did she mean by this?
>>153502496
What kind of video player does not have a screenshot feature?
How many seconds until lizard gangrape porn?
>>153502557
She didn't name his cock Excalibur because of the size.
>Yunyun's post-ED letter
Oh god she's so depressing I can't take it
Megumin is mai waifu.
>>153502815
Was it just cause she knew he'd get flustered by it, or what?
Why was Aqua not impressed?>inb4 had sucked much bigger heaven manager dicks to get a job
>>153502862
MOIST
>>153502836
Yunyun is made for suffering
>>153502873
She has a tramp stamp that says "Avalon" in a sort of barcode.
>>153502760
>megumin thinks it's excalibur
>aqua laughs at it
well that just made his life way easier
>>153502824
damn fucking bazed Kazuma
>>153502886
because she's a whore
>>153502886
he's seen a lot of cock
>>153502691
>you will never have megumin call your dick excalibur
>>153502815
Oh, so it was just to get him angry? I'm assuming when she wrote that she knew Kazuma would get angry and the following actions would proceed.
>>153502886
I think it was because he was small in size. After Megumin had wrote "Excalibur" on his belly I would assume that the girls would think he's big. However, once his towel fell off, aqua saw it, and now she knows he may have a tiny penis.
>>153502912
Megumin has always dreaded for the Kazudick. She's mid and endgame anons, don't fool yourselves
>>153502760
ara? fufufuhi
>>153502989
Of course he has a tiny dick, he's a jap.
>>153502989
Holy shit you're dense.
Avalon is the sword Excalibur's sheath from Arthurian legend. Excalibur goes inside Avalon.
thicc
A cute
based kazuma
>>153503035
What are you talking about? did you not see the episode? King Arthur's sword is Excalibur. Avalon was some sort of city. I haven't read that tale in a long time however, I do remember that much.
What's her endgame?
>>153502496
>>153500329
So much decent animation this epsiode, and all the had to do was sacrifice everybody being on-model.
>>153503119stole her heart
Does anyone have a webm of that funny helpless aqua animation ?
>>153503137
You can not be this stupid. This must be bait
Weren't they supposed to be blowing failed comdoms in this episode?
>>153503137
>Avalon was some sort of city
What can we infer about Kazuma's dick size from Aqua's smirk?
"I'm gonna put my dick so deep inside Megumin that the man who would pull it out would be crowned the next king of Belzerk."
Poor Kazuma, both his Katana and Excalibur were shortened.
REEEEEEE
>>153503249
Kazuma has the typical jap dick
>>153503249
It's not that small
>>153503158
To run her store out of business.
>>153503249
It's more like "what can we infer about Aqua experience from her smirk looking at dick"
>>153503251
>>153503249
she's a loose whore
cute
>>153503249
She's just used to bigger.
>>153503198
I think that's a little bit later.
>>153503035
Isn't Avalon the place where Excalibur was forged?
>>153499649
t. manlet xenomorph.
>>153503275
See, that's what I'm thinking. Aqua probably sees 2-foot long monster cocks on a daily basis so maybe a 7-incher would look small to her
>>153503283
>implying she didn't spent half her time in that shitty void fapping to porn
>>153503290
Is Darkness the purest?
>>153495361
>This video contains content from columbia. It is not available in your country.
Fuck you, Nippon jews
>>153503119
Too cute
>>153503319
I always figured that she probably is unironically used to seeing a lot of sex. She's a goddess who is meant to be watching over humans. She probably saw so many humans having sex that she just isn't fazed by it anymore.Like how she just calmly turned around when Kazuma was fapping in the stables.
>>153503319
Her morals are not the type one would expect of a goddess. Her qualifications are questionable at best. Her performance so far was lacking.
This raises a question: how did she received that position in the first place?
LOTS AND LOTS OF DEEPTHROATING
>>153503319
>she
>fapping
>definition: (of a man) masturbate.
Now it makes, sense, Aqua has a cock that's at least twice as big as Kazuma's
that's why she smirked
>>153503137
I'll try to explain in simpler terms. Crimson Magicians are genetically engineered and are born with a tattoo of a barcode that reads something, somewhere on their bodies. Megumin's reads "Avalon", and is located on her lower back. Right above her butt. She wrote "Holy Sword Excalibur" on Kazuma's dong because, like a sword goes inside of a sheath, she wants to have his penis inside of her.Avalon is also the name of the island where the sword and scabbard were forged. I did not know this until I googled it because I learn all my mythology from type moon.
SOGEKI
Avalon is a meme you dip.
>>153497678
Thats because she has seen to many black giant cocks
Megumin want the holy excalibur.
>>153503249
Since her eyes are centered just below his navel, but above his waist, where "Holy Sword Excalibur" is scribbled, his dick is likely still in her field of vision.
Meaning he has a small dick, or it's shaped funny.
>>153503137
Most people on /a/ only know Arthurian legend from Fate/Stay Night, so they think Avalon is the name of Excalibur's sheath.
>>153497594padomegami
>>153500933
>some sort of European traditional instrument in the background
You mean violin?
Aqua is fat! Fat!
>>153503514
Actually, that begs an important question.
Does Konosuba's author know that? Because we can talk for days about what it actually is, but what matters is the intention.
>>153498111
Come, Yunyun, I'll be your friend, the rest of the gang is eager to meat you too.
>>153503493
pictured: kazuma's holy excalibur
>>153503428
-how can you confirm that her says avalon?
>>153503514
I don't even think there was anything mentioned about a sheath, just the sword was made in Avalon.
>>153503564
This the upscaled 1080p version?
>Kazuma doesn't mind if they're padded
Truly, the OTP.
Quest counter girl is the best girl.
Hey does someone knows at what volume i have to read to get to the current episode? i want to read the light novels
>>153503249
Why are you niggas so fucking dumb? She watch over humans, she has seem them in all size.
>>153503556
It depends on where the author is pulling that reference from. If they're going by way of Type-Moon then it's likely they're doing a sword-sheath metaphor.
>>153503158
She's not only perfectly aware about why Vanir sends her on so many trips, she intentionally feigns incompetence to get him to do so. This way, she gets to go on interesting and fun trips, but has a beta provider at home making more money for her to waste. She's already reached her endgame, by achieving the dream of all women.
>>153503589
This guy knows what's up
>>153502220
小烏丸=kogarasumaru=Sacred crow=Ancestry of the Japanese sword(most primitive)
ちゅんちゅん丸=chunchunmaru=Usually sparrow cry
~丸=maru=An amulet naming rule
>>153503590
The anime skips over a lot of stuff so you can start from the beginning.
>>153503590
It's best to read from the beginning. The show skips a lot of minor scenes here and there like Wiz's proper introduction.
>>153503638
thanks
Secondaries are fucking retarded, Avalon is an /a/-made meme you dipshit.
That fucking teary eyed pouting Megumin holy shit my heart almost stopped right there.
I will be sad if it turns out we won't get season 3.
>>153503613
Well, considering Megumin is her self-insert and she's a well known M, I think we can say she watches too much Type Moon.
What's the secret Aqua was about to tell about Eris?
What else is that padded goddess hiding?
>>153502760
I-its because the cold!
>>153498631
its an anal plug
Is Eris the true big bad?
>>153503668
Where do I buy that dragon dildo?
>>153503574
>10,000 hours in ms paint
Excalibur not up to par
>>153503692
No.
But you've already met the big bad.
>>153503668
>that cameltoe
>>153503654
THANK YOU
fucking secondaries
Did Eris do a Dragon Quest reference?
>>153503497
Given that she's roughly 3 feet away from Kazuma's dick at the time of viewing, her vision, being centered at Kazuma's navel, would extend down to around his kneecap, assuming a vertical field of view of around 60 degrees
i.e. Kazuma could have a foot long dick and it'd still be in her focus
>>153503667
Megumin was teary eyed because she realized Kazuma has a small penor.
>>153503372
> how did she received that position in the first place?
This is most likely Aqua's latest in a looooooooooooooong line of demotions for her regular fuckups such asfor her latest blunder of sending useless Japanese heroes to Eris' world.
>>153503703
Excalibur is just a grower, okay?
>>153503736
Yes, but in the fourth season.
NO EXPLOSION FOR MEGUMIN
Damn that fucking burn from Aqua.
>>153503692
>Come to MAOU's castle, see fucking Eris
>Yes, it is I, the communist Demon Lord Mao, but you know me as Eris!
>>153503756
m-megumin never saw his bonis
megumin is pure!
When the fuck was it shown that Megumin has Avalon tattooed on her? Moreover, why would she know about earthly stuff?
>>153503723
>>153503668
RARAWRAOIGHAOWIJABLAHLIEAP APLU
Holy shit Deen went full sakuga this episode. Does anyone have a webm of the part where Kazuma fires an arrow at the princess lizard?
>>153503546
Hey, you can't expect /a/utists to know classical instruments. Some of them have never even seen one.
>>153503574
>megumin fellates kazuma.webm
>Darkness and Megumin has seen Kazuma naked
>No reaction
>Aqua seen him naked.
>Act smug for no reason.
And don't give me crap about Japs dick, Darkness is an aryan she presumably are familiar with aryan dick size and she didn't comment at all about Kazuma's size.
It's just Aqua being Aqua.
>aqua will never smirk at your tiny dick
Fucking kill me right now.
>Darkness hips moving on their own
>>153503839
I think it was aqua who drew it
megumin/dorkness were too busy sobbing
Almost every time they see someone's dick in anime it's "it's so big". It's like, when everyone's big, it's not big anymore, it's average.
And how am I supposed to self-insert like that anyway?
>>153501825
Third ep opened with the bakuretsu song.
The way Aqua teases him has a very familiar quality. Not in the way of a girlfriend, but more like a sister.
>>153503963
Kazuma was Maou all along?
Avalon isn't the name of Excalibur's sheath you fucking idiots.
>>153503987
What if the Maou is just another adventurer who invented a kotatsu and refused to leave it?
>Megumin's laugh before the failed explosion
WA HA HA HA HAAA
>>153503996
yes it is dipshit
>>153503984
aqua is best imouto by far
>>153503963
animated please
>>153504007
>that clown honk sound for the failed explosion
Fucking perfect.
Best Konosuba ep of the season. DEEN delivered great animation
>>153504029
Eh, more of a retarded older sister I think.
Or maybe a retarded aunt.
>>153504033
LONGER
>Aqua will never laugh at my tiny Excalibur
>>153504033
>>153504081
WITH SOUND
>>/wsg/
>>153504033
Thank you for your blessings, DEEN
>>153502374
That's not offensive, though? Just a flare. Maybe it'd do some minor damage to creatures that are sensitive against bright lights. Pretty useful in the dark, lights up targets so they're easier to see and hit, presumably.
>>153504060
Great moment.
Even her fucking booking it away from the lizards was pretty good.Also the split-second AHH from the drain touch flashback.
>>153503822
4chan meme perpetuated by idiots.
>>153504021
The scabbard doesn't have a name.
>>153504029
wew
even japan is making fun of asian dicks
>Tfw you realize there's only 4 episodes left.
>>153503996
it is called incalibur
Aqua's reaction was more like "Will this really fit inside"
>>153497333
>Sshhh, just check 'em
>>153504153
Not in the actual legends, it doesn't. These idiots are talking about the name off the scabbard according to type-moon, who we all know is praised for its historical accuracy.
The fucking sakuga in this dialogue. Really well done episode.
>>153503984
He always did want a sister, for lewd, instead he got a sister that's like a real sister. Annoying and all too familiar.
>>153503674
Brutal.
>>153503329
change 'tube' to 'pak'
>Kazuma tries to get a big katana
>too much for him to handle, he goes back to a dagger
>Megumin ironically calls his dick excalibur
>Aqua smirks at his tiny teen jap cock
What did they mean by this?
>>153504196
what are you talking about?
Aqua's cavernous vagina could fit any dick
>>153504193
>>153504235
>>too much for him to handle
Was it really too hard to wear the sword on his back or on his belt?
>>153504196
and she obviously meant "walk me home gently".
>>153504216
pausing the video during aqua's freakout led to interesting results.
>dick jokes
Great """""comedy""""" you have right there konosubatards
Not sure if you guys are being ironic or not but it was just a dick joke, and one used frequently at that.
>>153504235
megumin never saw a dick...
>>153503963
I almost died at that part
maou is another agua refugee that has the same name as kazuma and looks like kirito
>>153504292
Your favorite show won't get another season, take that faggot!
>>153504264
It's just a gag, it doesn't have to make any sense. You would need extra chromosomes to have the sort of trouble Kazuma had.
>>153502836
She's so fucking pathetic
>>153502836
>Also, Megumin has no friends. I'd hate to end up like that.
>>153504292
>konosubatards
You must be 17+ to post in this website.
>>153504295
That's why she was crying, because she saw how small it was
>>153504418
18+, you child, get the fuck out of here.
>>153503290
>>153503328
Yeah, she is just pretending to a cock lover.
She is pure as fuck
>>153497124
It's okay, she befriends the real thing later on.
Kinda.
>>153504450
but she doesn't have the data for comparison
it is the biggest one she has seen
(because the only one)
>>153504232
Bless you, anon
>>153497594
I need this goddess in my life.
>>153504489
It also is the smallest one she has ever seen
>>153495361
>Old dude's song refrain is just "drink" repeated over and over again
10/10
They did mention Kazuma leveling up but it would've been nice if they had said how much of a low level scrub Kazuma had become compared to his party. I guess that comes next episode.
>>153504292
I know right? The >she sees your dick was the best part of the episode.
>>153504544
also true;_;
The OVA already show his size. It's average.
Cuckfag trying to ruin a series yet again,
>>153504578
I think you don't know what cuck is, we're not implying other dudes are fucking Kazuma's harem
How can you call her your waifu if she didnt even name your sword?
> Oh, it's okay when a Goddess has nothing to do
> Demon generals roaming the land
> Aqua heroes barely holding the line
> Human capital under siege 24/7
She saw him fapping to her for months, she's just used to it.
>>153504644
She probably saw a lot of people as a goddess
>>153504619
It's all Aqua's fault anyways.
>>153504644
>fapping to her
Nope, I think he was fapping to some random girl he saw in the town or whatever.
>>153498631
Choudenji Spin!!!
This ep was pretty good
6 > 4 > 5 > 1 > 3 > 2
>>153504712
I'd reverse 4/5 and 1/2
>>153504644
But it's cold and Kazuma was going to take a bath. She probably saw something really funny this episode.
>aqua has never masturbated to the myraid of dicks she's seen while she was a goddess
>>153504754
ep 1 was more enjoyable than ep 2
>>153504819
no it wasn't. Source: me
>>153504819
2 was pretty good imo.
>>153504778
She does not have sexual urges, goddesses don't fuck
>>153504172
Don't tell me s2 is also 10 episodes only?
>>153504835
>Source: me
eh, opinion discarded.
>>153504856
wasn't it the megumin ep?
it was pretty dull imo,
>>153504819
agreed
>>153504619
Those were happening under Aqua's watch anyway. And the current Demon King is Aqua's fault too.
>>153504885
I liked the "duels" and them fighting over the bath.
I'd like to think when Kazuma was talking to Eris, he somehow got all hard both in the room that she was in and the world that the others were in. So when Megumin went into his pants, she actually saw the holy sword Excalibur.
>>153504819
Agreed episode 2 was the worst. Good thing it started to get better after that.
>>153502930
I thought by excalibur she ment it was small since it is a sword in a stone.
>>153504896
Stop being retarded. Aqua-sama isn't even the patron Goddess of that world, she is just helping her incompetent junior that would rather waste time playing thief with some rich noble girl rather than helping the poor and the trodden.
>>153504918
>fighting over the bath.
Oh I forgot about that part, yeah it was not bad.
Still I remember enjoying ep 1 more.
Anyways thip ep was much more enjoyable compared to the previous ones.
>>153505016
Kazuma has a pathetic dick, that's for sure.
>>153505055
>Kazuma has a pathetic dick, that's for sure.
If that's what lets you get your rocks off, sure.
>>153505055
he might be a grower
>>153505101
>If that's what lets you get your rocks off, sure.
What kinda dick he has is not really my concern though after all he is just acartoonin the end.
>>153505157
he is a jap though, I'd say no.
>>153503723
>>153505052
> Helping the poor and trodden
Since when has that ever been ANY deitie's job? A god only has to worry about one thing: Making sure the world exists tomorrow.
>>153502374
her existence is an offensive skill
why did megumin did that anyway?
Did she put "Megumin was here"-like signature?
>>153505422
Wrong. Aqua-Sama has helped her children numerous time.
>>153497409
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>153504274
underrated post