You can only post in this thread if you've masturbated to Hachikuji Mayoi at least once in your life.
Hi.
I haven't watched any monogatari and still masturbated to Hachikuji.
>>153491893
Namekuji still the best.
I couldn't fap to her after Shinobu Time but I've definitely done it before
Hello.
Sure.
>>153491893
Actually I masturbated to Ononoki. Mayoi is just a casualty in the background. Can I still post here?
>>153491893
I'm not a lolicon and I've masturbated to her.
t. not a lolicon, definitely not Araragi Koyomi
But she's my favorite girl from Bake, I don't want to fap to her.
?
>>153491893
Hamekuji best Kuji
>>153494319
>you'll never survive the apocalypse with snail
>>153491893
What is needed of us? Con another topic, i have a hard time finding pure vainilla hachikuji doujinshi.
now I going to jail?
>>153491893
I already fapped to all monogatari girls, including Rouka. Snail not that frequent though, Bat andMaththe most.
>at least once
Way to set the bar low, OP
>>153491893
Perfect age of little girl visually.
>>153501438
nice
I've never actually fapped to anime characters before but I do like oogling them. I can't trick my brain into thinking it's a real girl so I don't get an urge to masturbate but I like how they look regardless.
>>153491893
...but not if over 10 times!
>>153492422
This. After Season 2 it's just impossible for me to do it.
Now that's my kind of thread.
>>153503009
tanned snail a best
>>153503009
it certainly is
>>153491893
I never masturbate (because it's a sin), but I've had a boner when looking at her and araragi's antics.
>>153491893
>>153502544
Hey now. Don't go changing the rules. I've already posted in the thread.
She was only part of the doujin so I don't know if it counts.
There are people on /a/ right now that haven't masturbated at least once to every monogatari girl
>>153491893
I've done more than that
The courage to masturbate to little girls
>once
>>153506646
Childhood is liking Hachikuji.
Adolescence is switching to Shinobu.
Adulthood is realizing Yotsugi is where it's at.
>>153506799
I went through the loli trio and came right back to Hachikuji
>>153506302
>loose hair snail
Can't argue with that, boner.
>>153491893
I'm not pedo I swear. She's just very develloped for a middle schooler. I'm not into loli but 89ji have nice legs and huge boobs for her age.
If you want to join the club, have some material
Eww why would you when there's Shinobu.
>>153507525
Because Hachikuji is very good as well.
>>153491893
I like doll a bit more, but snail is a very close second.
>>153507525
snail>shitnobu
>>153491893
oh yeah? well who's gonna stop me?
>>153507525
Because the doujin had them both in the same scenes? Duh.
>>153506344
I've never done it to Math. She didn't have art or doujins at the time, and I haven't checked again.
>>153509969
She looks so cute with her leash on.
>>153506344
Math sucks balls.
>>153513061
You mean math sucks surfaces given by the equation (x-x0)^2+(y-y0)^2+(z-z0)^2=r^2?
>>153513061
she can suck my balls
>>153502431
>I can't trick my brain into thinking it's a real girl so I don't get an urge to masturbate
That's not how sexual attraction works, anon. You fap to it exactly because you like how it looks, not because you trick yourself into thinking that's real.
Also, same goes for watching anime in general, you like a certain anime because you get yourself invested in the story, characters and whatever, which makes you care for what happens in that world, meaning that you did trick yourself into thinking that it was real to an extent, otherwise you would never get immersed.
>>153513613
you realize you just gave the equasion for sphere and not a ball right? Also not all balls are anchored around (0,0,0) as their center. infact that are far more possible balls which aren't anchored there than those that do.
You are a disgrace, there is no reason for math to even look at you.
>>153513864
But that's a sphere centered at (x0, y0, z0).
And it's not like she searches for people who already know math, she searches for people who can understand her, be her friend and maybe her life partner. She can teach me the proper ways of math later.
>>153513061
I'll bet she does.
>>153506333
sauce
guilty
>>153511107
>>153491893
Does it count if I didn't finish to her? After all why would I? I'm not a pedophile.
>>153506344
can't bring my self to try snek
snek not even once
>>153516915
But if you don't whack it to her slutty body then that's just a waste.
>>153516915
Come on, there's no excuse. Other than a case of the gays.
>>153494319
Thank you for posting my loophole...
...And my schloop hole.
>>153491893
Thats illegal though
>>153523581
There are no illegal thoughts.
I never once fapped to Hachikuji
threadly reminder that snail is a legal loli and if you've fapped to her you are still pure and if you think otherwise you need to go back to plebbit
My favorite fap.
>>153495134
>including Rouka
>>153507490
There's something uncanny about this art style
>>153525117
It's called shitty gradient "shading" that completely ignores the form of the subject.
At leasta few hundred times.
>>153502431
Are you retarded?
Reporting for duty.
>>153523527
Best snail pic ever.
So cute, innocent and yet sexy.
>>153491893
Fuck your rules
>>153529663
wew lad
Hi, my name is Anonymous and I have masturbated to Hachikuji.
>>153494319
Reporting in.
I am delighted to see so many fellow Snailbros
Sup
>>153532411
cute
>>153503009
i caught my brother fapping to that doujin
>>153535936
Did you help him out?
>>153535997
no it was very awkward
>>153536771
Are you gay or something?
>>153495134
>Math
how? there's nothing
So...hi I guess
>>153491893
This thread was made for me!
>>153539408
Some characters are so sexy that I don't need doujins. I still want them very much though.
So basically the few lewd fanarts I found, that rough sketch pixiv korean doujin and imagination.
>>153506403
It sounds like there is a greater reason to why you fap to little girls even though you havn't suggested anything like that - you're just a pedophile
>>153506799
Went through that order and then went back to Snail upon realising that she's basically the perfect woman
>likes rough public sex
>great banter
>likes great banter during rough public sex
>>153506403
You're just a pedophile but adding courage to your sentence makes It sounds like there is a greater reason to why you fap to little girls even though you havn't suggested anything like that.
>>153491893
fuck the rules
>>153501438
This by Wokada?
>>153512769
They look comfy as fuck.
>>153540310
Too bad Snail was drawn looking like a boy.
>>153491893
>major animated series
>obvious mayoi lolibait character
>you can only post if you masturbated
I can probably post in all of these threads.
>>153539931
yes
>>153524946
Don't lewd the Ougi.
>>153543565
>>153491893
Reporded to FBI, you sick fuck
>>153540825even better
>>153545325
Fuck off before I spawn behind you faggot.