They fuck right?
Almost definitely, eventually.
Even if they did, Kyon wouldn't admit it in his narration
he's japanese, so very unlikely
if you didn't know they have a severe crisis where an extremely large amount of the population has withdrawn from women entirely and refuses to have sex
Yuki is great and all but Haruhi sets my dick (and heartboner) on fire. I wouldn't blame Kyon for going the harem route though
These are usually cute but this is the lewdest one I have.
I was a bit surprised when I came across this one. Later I found out that the author makes some pretty vile smut on the side
Are you implying she won't just hold him down and rape him and he will just passive-aggressively bitch about it while totally going along with it? She already told him she is a normal healthy girl who has needs. She is also pretty thirsty, pretty clearly.
In the LNs at the end of the last one published, Kyon appears in her bed after some time-loop dimensional hijinks and she is asleep in her pajamas. She not only stays calm, she changes with him *in the room* despite normally locking him out of the clubroom when she changes clothes (see bunny girl suit scenes etc.). She is shown to be clearly happy she's got him in her room and the cursory bullshit hasty explanation he gives, which she normally would never buy, is accepted without question by her.
If you think back over the plot that leads to this, you realize she is the one who sent him there to drop into her bed in the first place. She literally subconsciously gets him in her bed in the middle of the night.
The only time we ever see her home at all, btw..
Just imagine, Anon. "I sure wish Kyon would screw me till I passed out over and over for a week and stayed hard the whole time."
>goddess powers activate
Irrelevant. The Moonland declining birthrate is a national crisis, period, by all metrics. It's just empirical fact.
Iirc Kyon was told by the Esper dude that he has to do that each time Haruhi is sexually frustrated otherwise the world is destroyed.
Then again I maybe mistook that for a doujin.
If so then the general population nor politicians are aware. They sure are *trying* to get it to go up and are testing out bunches of initiatives to get people to bang.
The end of the last one lol. Bear in mind that the last story is split into two divergent realities or timelines (paging Koizumi). It takes place over 2 books. This happens in the conclusion when the 2 are merged together. You also see flash-forwards of Haruhi and Kyon together in the future in collage. She has been helping him study for some time now because she is making this future a reality even in the present in "normal" non-Haruhified life, in a normal way.
She does a LOT of things to get together with him. She is in love with him. She is just so focused on her warped psychology and the effects of her powers and subconscious that it's not very out in the open most of the time.
But the subtext is always there and Koizumi knows it. He is flat-out jealous and probably in love with her himself. In the Disappearance arc, he blatantly says so.
Kyon mostly denies it but he is a textbook "unreliable narrator". Right from the beginning he shows this...he thinks she is hellish and annoying and can't wait to get away from her. And yeeeeeeeet he can't take his eyes off of her, cannot ignore her, and is the only person who makes it a goal to wade through her grating personality to get to know her. From the very start. Second day after she makes her big intro speech, he is already hooked.
Need I even mention that she was ready to rip reality itself asunder out of jealousy that he was flirting with Mikuru one damn time. Plus pic related. She absolutely cannot cope if Kyon seems to get genuinely mad at her, likes someone else, ignores her, or doesn't get on board her crazy train. When he's hurt she sleeps on a hospital floor next to him for 3 days without pause.
In an alternate reality *set in place by someone else* she immediately ditches all sanity to run off with him.
>Kyon is a fucking retard. He was in a universe where Nagato was superior in literally every way but he chose to go back and pick the inferior shit version. What a faggot.
Basically we have two options for this scene though. Either
1. They're dating by then (since this is like, a month after present time) and everything is all fun and shit.
2. She thinks it's a dream, just like in melancholy. She remembers what happened last time so she just goes along with it and waits for it to end.
Nagato is literally unironically better than haruhi and asahina
I like to think this is the opposite of what happened in the first books where Haruhi was wild and Kyon had to become more reliable to deal with her antics and romantic feelings. Her, instead, Kyon is the emotionally shaken one with strong romantic feelings and Haruhi is the calm one who soothes and leads him.
Haruhi isn't a tsundere though.
The only reason Kyon starts to like this stupid cunt is because she's a god and forces it on him because she liked him. There is no other logical reason why a guy as normal and down to earth as Kyon would suddenly be into a completely unattractive raging bitch without a single personality redeeming quality.
Yeah, maybe if you're an animeonlyfag, but even in the first season she has some major character development.
>she's a god and forces it on him
She does the opposite by making Melancholy 6 a dream.
>There is no other logical reason why a guy as normal and down to earth as Kyon would suddenly be into a completely unattractive raging bitch without a single personality redeeming quality.
Both parts of the sentence are wrong. Rewatch the show. Kyon empathizes quite a bit with Haruhi, since he shares (or shared) some of her views. And more importantly she complements his pragmatic personality, and the other way around. They're literally made for each other.
They don't imply, they directly say that Kyon is the one actually shaping reality. He made Haruhi as his perfect waifu, and because he's so focused on her she ends up being the center of the entire universe.
Only if her or his personality were changed by the god powers which they weren't (or if they were, we have no evidence of it unlike anything else that happens in the series).
Also, he was interested in her and they had small but genuine talks because they were alike in a way before they really got to know each other.
Wrong. That's not what it directly says at all.
It implies that Kyon has the power to give "godly" powers to certain people. i.e. Sasaki, Haruhi.
i shouldnt like the idea of this
but yuki is my one true waifu
and it would be just the right kind of hilarious
if you take yourself too seriously while getting it on you're doing it wrong, after all
I honestly don't like Kyon because I hate passive aggressiveness and people who go along with everything the other say to then bitch about It. Also because of the way he acts towards Mikuro, the shittest character in the series.
Seriously, what has Tanigawa been doing these past 7 years. He can't be so rich he doesn't need to work at all...
It's pretty obvious they are the canon pair anon.
>they're great friends
Males are never only friends with females, unless they are gay, compromised or the female is ugly.
Yeah I read them all, even still he only really starts hamming it up in the latest three novels or so.
Well yeah, it's obviously meant to be that way, but still, I feel like the way the relationship is portrayed makes it not really seem that way to me.
Anyway, it's not a complaint I voice often since as far as the series goes, there's no real romance stuff between them besides that one kiss, and the "ending" doesn't even state that they're dating or anything, so as far as canon goes, I got my wish and they're still just good platonic friends.
That's life, mate.
Yes, you are woken up even night at 3 am to fight against eldritch abominations in an alien sky in the name of the girl your love, all to prevent the destruction of the world, grinding your way through soul-shattering exhaustion, while pretending to smile everyday when you'd rather be crying.
AND THAT LAZY MOTEHRFUCKER GET THE GIRL.
Koizumi is the hero we didn't deserve
I had a theory long ago, that basically went like this:
Either Haruhi was created by Kyon as the perfect boyfriend, or Kyon was created by Haruhi as the perfect girlfriend.
Either way, there is no meaningful way to recognize any from the other. As long as one is omnipotent, and the other was born to complete the first, there is no physical test you can make to distinguish Haruhi as a goddess or Kyon as a god. Such is the consequence of omnipotence. They are now effectively a gestalt of two people. Any thing that Kyon would want, Haruhi will get; and anything Haruhi would want, Kyon will get. Who is the god in that relationship? Is it even a valid question?
I'm still standing by that old interpretation.
>Anon can't into subtlety
Kyon is one of the most tsundere protagonist out there. He likes Haruhi but hates to admit it, that's pretty much most of the point of the series and the movie.
Yes, right up her ass, while she bites her pillow, closes her eyes, and moans softly
It was pure pain. Waiting that long to finally see new content of my favorite series and 5-6 ep were literally identical. The story could've been told in 3, maybe 4 ep tops and not have missed a damn thing (minus making the audience feel Yuki's pain).
At least we got a glorious movie out of it.
>At least we got a glorious movie out of it.
This, I can only assume that EE exists because they decided to make Disappearance halfway through production and realized they were out of content.
At least thats what I tell myself.
I just wish there was a little more variation, just enough to make it not frustrating.
Although it was a novel experience, if not a pleasant one, and that in and of itself is impressive I guess.
>I'm thinking 6 episodes for the main story
>1 for Bamboo Leaf Rapsody
>2 or 3 for Snow Mountain
>1 for Endless Eight
>At least one anime-original episode
>1 for Endless Eight
Little did they know.
Don't know about them, but these two shack up.
>He can't be so rich he doesn't need to work at all...
I've heard Elevens get fucked over by licensing deals a lot but if he had a decent one then the sales of Nagato figures alone will probably let him jerk off to Idolmaster or whatever for the rest of his life.
It took him 3 weeks to write Disappearance, and that's just about 8 episodes long.
Broadcast Season 1 then the entire thing chronological. If you don't want to rewatch episodes then just watch the whole thing chronologically. S2 should not be watched alone.
That... would just get me hard again. And then cause her to calculate the higher chance a few minutes later, I'm sure.
Which would ALSO get me hard again, which...
...let's just say I'd be fucking her a lot, okay?
>mfw endless eight was just a single chapter in the novel.
to this day I still don't what to think, to go through the hassle of recording the same lines eight times with different camera angles and animation...
We got the fucking point.
>be anti-social and isolated most for most of your childhood
>people think you're a freak
I don't know why people wonder why Haruhi acts the way she does in the beginning of the series.
There was one classmate in the class who hatred her.
Given her antics, I think her popularity would have waned eventually. The concert was her comeback.
But yes, she's kind of unapproachable
Just a reminder that, if people want a more dedicated Haruhi community on 4chan, I'd like to draw your attention to the threads on /c/
Curent thread on >>>/c/2843426
Also an info-dump of the series: http://pastebin.com/xZvJLnpR
See you all next time! Hopefully soon.
Unfortunately not quite. It's probably happened off-camera though. Nagato decided to use Mikuru-chan as a test human to observe what sex is. That's the real reason Mikuru is sketched out by Nagato all the time and is kinda scared. SOMEBODY. Fanfic this for me.
No but to be fair, a real tsundere is somebody who starts off cold and hard but softens over time. Which in fact fits Haruhi.
She's not the current degenerated-terminology tsundere though, flipflopping for no real reason.
She didn't start off particularily cold. I mean she never played the game of "I like you but really dont want to admit it" except maybe that one time in Melancholy VI where she was just mad at Kyon