They fuck right?

she fucks everyone except the drummer then it goes on infinate hiatus

No, Kyon is too good for her

>>153488918
No.

Kyon is a fucking retard. He was in a universe where Haruhi was superior in literally every way but he chose to go back and pick the inferior shit version. What a faggot.

>>153488945
I thought it was the bassist

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>>153488918

Almost definitely, eventually.

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Even if they did, Kyon wouldn't admit it in his narration

>>153488945
>>153489042
She fucked everyone except the bassist

>>153488918
he's japanese, so very unlikely
if you didn't know they have a severe crisis where an extremely large amount of the population has withdrawn from women entirely and refuses to have sex

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>choosing Haruhi over this

>>153488918
Of course. Married couples do it.

>>153489042
>>153490929
That's a bassless rumour.

>>153491070
>Every time you nut inside Yuki she calculates the chance of impregnation and whispers it in your ear.

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>>153491070
Yuki is great and all but Haruhi sets my dick (and heartboner) on fire. I wouldn't blame Kyon for going the harem route though

>>153488918
We'll never know since the author hasn't written anything about this for years.

>>153491070
The only time I ever chose a Rei clone over the tsundere.

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>>153491184

They do in those little strips that people in these threads all the time.

>>153491148
t. Aya Hirano.

The bassist was married.
So were the other guys I think, the bassist was just faithful.

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>>153491332
These are usually cute but this is the lewdest one I have.

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>>153491778
I was a bit surprised when I came across this one. Later I found out that the author makes some pretty vile smut on the side

>>153491070
>choosing your daughter over your wife.
Don't project your insanity onto kyon

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>>153491015

Are you implying she won't just hold him down and rape him and he will just passive-aggressively bitch about it while totally going along with it? She already told him she is a normal healthy girl who has needs. She is also pretty thirsty, pretty clearly.

SPOILERS

In the LNs at the end of the last one published, Kyon appears in her bed after some time-loop dimensional hijinks and she is asleep in her pajamas. She not only stays calm, she changes with him *in the room* despite normally locking him out of the clubroom when she changes clothes (see bunny girl suit scenes etc.). She is shown to be clearly happy she's got him in her room and the cursory bullshit hasty explanation he gives, which she normally would never buy, is accepted without question by her.

If you think back over the plot that leads to this, you realize she is the one who sent him there to drop into her bed in the first place. She literally subconsciously gets him in her bed in the middle of the night.

The only time we ever see her home at all, btw..

Just imagine, Anon. "I sure wish Kyon would screw me till I passed out over and over for a week and stayed hard the whole time."

>goddess powers activate

>>153492363
>SPOILERS
>implying /a/fags care about spoilers for a 14 year old LN series
You new here or something?

>>153491015
Maybe you should have a look at European birth rates instead of basing your opinion on fifth column burger-nippon news sites and BBC.

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>>153492544

Irrelevant. The Moonland declining birthrate is a national crisis, period, by all metrics. It's just empirical fact.

>>153492685
Hasn't it been going up in recent years?

>>153488918
Iirc Kyon was told by the Esper dude that he has to do that each time Haruhi is sexually frustrated otherwise the world is destroyed.

Then again I maybe mistook that for a doujin.

>>153492363
When doe this happen?
I have read all the LN except the last one

>>153493078
Well then take a fucking guess.

>>153491184
O I am laffin

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>>153492846

If so then the general population nor politicians are aware. They sure are *trying* to get it to go up and are testing out bunches of initiatives to get people to bang.

>>153493078

The end of the last one lol. Bear in mind that the last story is split into two divergent realities or timelines (paging Koizumi). It takes place over 2 books. This happens in the conclusion when the 2 are merged together. You also see flash-forwards of Haruhi and Kyon together in the future in collage. She has been helping him study for some time now because she is making this future a reality even in the present in "normal" non-Haruhified life, in a normal way.

She does a LOT of things to get together with him. She is in love with him. She is just so focused on her warped psychology and the effects of her powers and subconscious that it's not very out in the open most of the time.

But the subtext is always there and Koizumi knows it. He is flat-out jealous and probably in love with her himself. In the Disappearance arc, he blatantly says so.

Kyon mostly denies it but he is a textbook "unreliable narrator". Right from the beginning he shows this...he thinks she is hellish and annoying and can't wait to get away from her. And yeeeeeeeet he can't take his eyes off of her, cannot ignore her, and is the only person who makes it a goal to wade through her grating personality to get to know her. From the very start. Second day after she makes her big intro speech, he is already hooked.

Need I even mention that she was ready to rip reality itself asunder out of jealousy that he was flirting with Mikuru one damn time. Plus pic related. She absolutely cannot cope if Kyon seems to get genuinely mad at her, likes someone else, ignores her, or doesn't get on board her crazy train. When he's hurt she sleeps on a hospital floor next to him for 3 days without pause.

In an alternate reality *set in place by someone else* she immediately ditches all sanity to run off with him.

>>153489016
>Kyon is a fucking retard. He was in a universe where Nagato was superior in literally every way but he chose to go back and pick the inferior shit version. What a faggot.

FYFY

>>153492363
Basically we have two options for this scene though. Either

1. They're dating by then (since this is like, a month after present time) and everything is all fun and shit.
2. She thinks it's a dream, just like in melancholy. She remembers what happened last time so she just goes along with it and waits for it to end.

>>153491148
I see what you did there.

>>153493924
>Kyon mostly denies it
Not by the last LNs. He goes full Haruhifag in them and this is great

>>153496735
Yeah, his demeanor towards Haruhi is ridiculously different. Pretty much any time he refers to Haruhi it's some sort of compliment.

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>>153495641
Nagato is literally unironically better than haruhi and asahina

>>153492363
>SPOILERS
The newfag is strong in this one.

>>153496808
I like to think this is the opposite of what happened in the first books where Haruhi was wild and Kyon had to become more reliable to deal with her antics and romantic feelings. Her, instead, Kyon is the emotionally shaken one with strong romantic feelings and Haruhi is the calm one who soothes and leads him.

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>>153491184

>>153488918
Yes.

Best couple.

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>>153500232
http://pastebin.com/4EHJfvNd

>>153488918
To be honest, I'm sure during one of the E8 loops they fucked at least once.

>>153488918
No, he's gay for AI RAAB YU.

>>153500232
>>153500324
One of the worst tsundere ever.

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was it rape?

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>>153502072
>tsundere
Haruhi isn't a tsundere though.

>>153502072
She's far from being a tsundere you fucking retard

The only reason Kyon starts to like this stupid cunt is because she's a god and forces it on him because she liked him. There is no other logical reason why a guy as normal and down to earth as Kyon would suddenly be into a completely unattractive raging bitch without a single personality redeeming quality.

>>153502112
You're right, she's just a fucking bitch.

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>>153502340
Yeah, maybe if you're an animeonlyfag, but even in the first season she has some major character development.

>>153502306
>she's a god and forces it on him
Funny, because the novels actually imply something that's quite the opposite.

>>153502306
>she's a god and forces it on him
She does the opposite by making Melancholy 6 a dream.

>There is no other logical reason why a guy as normal and down to earth as Kyon would suddenly be into a completely unattractive raging bitch without a single personality redeeming quality.
Both parts of the sentence are wrong. Rewatch the show. Kyon empathizes quite a bit with Haruhi, since he shares (or shared) some of her views. And more importantly she complements his pragmatic personality, and the other way around. They're literally made for each other.

>>153502438
Not him but
>A god who's shitty personality ends up complementing the guy she falls for.
Seems awfully fucking convenient.

>>153502399
They don't imply, they directly say that Kyon is the one actually shaping reality. He made Haruhi as his perfect waifu, and because he's so focused on her she ends up being the center of the entire universe.

>>153502508
Only if her or his personality were changed by the god powers which they weren't (or if they were, we have no evidence of it unlike anything else that happens in the series).
Also, he was interested in her and they had small but genuine talks because they were alike in a way before they really got to know each other.

>>153502072
Thank you for sharing your stupidity with us.

>>153502571
That's only headcanon. Although it might be possible.

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>>153502571
Wrong. That's not what it directly says at all.
It implies that Kyon has the power to give "godly" powers to certain people. i.e. Sasaki, Haruhi.

>>153502658
I must be the only one who liked her a lot more then Haruhi.

>>153502770
>only one
She would definitely be a much more competent god. To be honest.

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>>153491184
i shouldnt like the idea of this
but yuki is my one true waifu
and it would be just the right kind of hilarious
if you take yourself too seriously while getting it on you're doing it wrong, after all

>>153502871
I honestly thought she would have been better for Kyon but I know i'm a minority.

>>153502770
A lot of people call her best girl, for a reason.

>>153502871
More competent than Haruhi at the beginning of the series? Sure. Now? Not really. Haruhi became a lot wiser.

>>153495641
>>153496925
>I have such a unique and charismatic girl by my side
>But I'll choose the tomato who says 5 lines in the entire series
Really makes you think

I honestly don't like Kyon because I hate passive aggressiveness and people who go along with everything the other say to then bitch about It. Also because of the way he acts towards Mikuro, the shittest character in the series.

Never really liked the Kyon and Haruhi shipping to be honest, they're great friends and complement each other well, but it's not the lovers type of friendship I think.

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Seriously, what has Tanigawa been doing these past 7 years. He can't be so rich he doesn't need to work at all...

>>153503184
>He can't be so rich he doesn't need to work at all
Wanna bet?

>>153503154
>Shipping
It's pretty obvious they are the canon pair anon.

Also
>they're great friends
> friendship
Males are never only friends with females, unless they are gay, compromised or the female is ugly.

>>153503154
Did you read the sequels after Disappearance? That's where they become great shipping material. Prior to that, I prefer them as friends too.

>>153488918
yes in the last LN
the one that will never be written

>>153503350
He deserved Haruhi more than Kyon.

>>153503363
He never really made an effort though.

>>153503361
Technically the existence of college Haruhi already implies they're fucking.

We'll never know.

>>153503504
That's true I suppose. It's just that he at least recognizes how Haruhi is a unique and interesting person, whereas Kyon denies that and flirts with Mikuro all the time.

>>153503289
Yeah I read them all, even still he only really starts hamming it up in the latest three novels or so.

>>153503270
Well yeah, it's obviously meant to be that way, but still, I feel like the way the relationship is portrayed makes it not really seem that way to me.

Anyway, it's not a complaint I voice often since as far as the series goes, there's no real romance stuff between them besides that one kiss, and the "ending" doesn't even state that they're dating or anything, so as far as canon goes, I got my wish and they're still just good platonic friends.

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>>153503363
That's life, mate.

Yes, you are woken up even night at 3 am to fight against eldritch abominations in an alien sky in the name of the girl your love, all to prevent the destruction of the world, grinding your way through soul-shattering exhaustion, while pretending to smile everyday when you'd rather be crying.

AND THAT LAZY MOTEHRFUCKER GET THE GIRL.

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>>153503773
Koizumi is the hero we didn't deserve

>>153502658
To add to that, as this theory goes, essentially, he's a gatekeeper.
Haruhi may have the power, but Kyon is the one who decides that she has it. He can't use it himself.

>>153503978
I had a theory long ago, that basically went like this:

Either Haruhi was created by Kyon as the perfect boyfriend, or Kyon was created by Haruhi as the perfect girlfriend.

Either way, there is no meaningful way to recognize any from the other. As long as one is omnipotent, and the other was born to complete the first, there is no physical test you can make to distinguish Haruhi as a goddess or Kyon as a god. Such is the consequence of omnipotence. They are now effectively a gestalt of two people. Any thing that Kyon would want, Haruhi will get; and anything Haruhi would want, Kyon will get. Who is the god in that relationship? Is it even a valid question?

I'm still standing by that old interpretation.

>>153503773
He literally stopped armageddon by forcefully kissing the girl.

Kyon is alpha as fuck.

>>153504335
That isn't much of a sacrifice.

>alpha
He's passive aggressive and does everything Haruhi tells him to, even if he complains

>>153502306
>Anon can't into subtlety
Kyon is one of the most tsundere protagonist out there. He likes Haruhi but hates to admit it, that's pretty much most of the point of the series and the movie.

>>153488918
No because the author is a lazy fuck who will never write a conclusive ending in case he ever needs money.

>>153502306
The entire goddamn point of Disappearance is making Kyon realize how much Haruhi means to him by briefly taking her away from him. And it goes into a lot of detail about it.

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>>153488918
Yes, right up her ass, while she bites her pillow, closes her eyes, and moans softly

I watched the series not too long ago, and i want to know what the fuck is up with the endless nights episodes. What was it like watching weekly?

>>153506312
Endless summer*

>>153506312
Endless pain and greatest relief.

It was glorious.

>>153505818
But why would you ever want to do that to god?

>>153506685
You don't? Fucking apostat.

>>153504219
>Either Haruhi was created by Kyon as the perfect boyfriend, or Kyon was created by Haruhi as the perfect girlfriend.
And then they somehow switched genitals!

>>153506312
The threads at least were amazing.

>>153506312
E8 is much better when you have to wait a week to see if its the same episode or not. Its not the same if you know you have to marathon 8 episodes.

>>153506312

It was pure pain. Waiting that long to finally see new content of my favorite series and 5-6 ep were literally identical. The story could've been told in 3, maybe 4 ep tops and not have missed a damn thing (minus making the audience feel Yuki's pain).

At least we got a glorious movie out of it.

>>153507691
>At least we got a glorious movie out of it.
This, I can only assume that EE exists because they decided to make Disappearance halfway through production and realized they were out of content.
At least thats what I tell myself.

>>153508478
KyoAni was forced to E8 because Kadokawa told them last minute they wanted a movie. It was either E8 or anime original episodes

>>153488945
you had one job

>>153509527
I just wish there was a little more variation, just enough to make it not frustrating.

Although it was a novel experience, if not a pleasant one, and that in and of itself is impressive I guess.

>>153509527
They've had anime original episodes before though. Someday in the rain is 100% original.

>>153510569
>Someday in the rain is 100% original.
It was actually written by Tanigawa, though.

>>153510601
btw here's the script he wrote if you guys want to read it.
http://www.docsford.com/document/5844316

>>153491070
dead fish sex

>>153510743
nice

>>153506312
http://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/endless%20eight/order/asc/

Slow, unceasing despair.

>>153510601
I mean, he did. It still isn't a published story though. They could've gotten Tanigawa back if anything.

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>>153511206
>I'm thinking 6 episodes for the main story
>1 for Bamboo Leaf Rapsody
>2 or 3 for Snow Mountain
>1 for Endless Eight
>At least one anime-original episode

>1 for Endless Eight

Little did they know.

>Endless 8 ends up being 8 episodes
Was this intentional

>>153511395
>implying
Tanigawa was writing the novels at the time though.

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>>153491184

>>153511206
>I also predict Endless Eight will be one of the filler episodes, and look forward to that one.
Hahahahahahahahaha

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>>153511206
Hmm

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>>153513850
sweet innocence

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>>153488918
Don't know about them, but these two shack up.

Who ASSakura here?

>>153513972
Asakura is literally too hot for this world

>>153513727
Tanigawa would've been in the middle of writing Surprise. Given that took 4 years I don't think taking some time off to write episodes would have done anything.

>>153515594
>Given that took 4 years
By that logic how long do you think it would've taken for him to write 8 anime original episodes?
Yeah OK, anon.

Broadcast order or chronological?

>>153503184
>He can't be so rich he doesn't need to work at all...
I've heard Elevens get fucked over by licensing deals a lot but if he had a decent one then the sales of Nagato figures alone will probably let him jerk off to Idolmaster or whatever for the rest of his life.

>>153515639
It took him 3 weeks to write Disappearance, and that's just about 8 episodes long.
>>153515675
Broadcast Season 1 then the entire thing chronological. If you don't want to rewatch episodes then just watch the whole thing chronologically. S2 should not be watched alone.

>>153491148
nice job anon you won the thread!

what is Haruhi's fetish?

>>153517414

Certainly not bass players.

>>153511529
>They thought we were ever seeing Snow Mountain animated
Those poor souls.

>>153517414
Normalfags

>>153517414
Kyon sodomizing her with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU on background

>>153491184
That... would just get me hard again. And then cause her to calculate the higher chance a few minutes later, I'm sure.

Which would ALSO get me hard again, which...

...let's just say I'd be fucking her a lot, okay?

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>>153517414
Public humiliation.

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>>153521624
The best.

>>153521624
>tfw no Haruhi to humiliate you in public
FUCK

>>153522195
>adult mikuru admits at some point she started enjoying it all
Corruption fetish too. Truly best girl.

So is she just a bitch or am I missing something?

>>153502306
>a guy as normal and down to earth

hehehe....

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>>153522603
You're missing something.

KOIZUMI IS THE BOSS

>>153522603
She's flawed in that she doesn't know restriction for a while, but she gets better.

>>153506312
>mfw endless eight was just a single chapter in the novel.

to this day I still don't what to think, to go through the hassle of recording the same lines eight times with different camera angles and animation...

We got the fucking point.

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>>153522603
>be anti-social and isolated most for most of your childhood
>people think you're a freak
I don't know why people wonder why Haruhi acts the way she does in the beginning of the series.

>>153513972
The best, and probably only, good thing to come from the Yuki fan fiction.

>>153511206
Call me retarded, but why did they call it "endless eight" before they knew there were eight episodes?

>>153522962
Eight is initially for August, the eighth month

>>153495641
Alien Nagato is a million times than boring moeblob nerd.

>>153522962
8 sideways is also ∞

Incidentally, it also aired on august

not really hard to figure out

>>153522745
I think the real question is

Why is she so popu-

..... then I remembered that, even Live Alive, they hinted that she had eventually became a pariah in her own school!

>>153523400
The school doesn't hate her, but her personality makes it hard for people to approach her.

>>153503270
>compromised
Explain

>>153522962
The LNs were already translated at that point...

>>153523939
There was one classmate in the class who hatred her.

Given her antics, I think her popularity would have waned eventually. The concert was her comeback.

But yes, she's kind of unapproachable

>>153488918
Yeah.


Though I think Koizumi also fucked Haruhi. And Kyon fucked Itsuki too.

They got some kinda threesome going on

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>>153488918
duh

>>153491070
>Choosing your incredibly cute and hot perfect foil and the only person to ever get you motivated and passionate about things over the admittedly cute robot alien
Well, yes.

>>153491778
But Kyon isn't his name.

>>153525891
Thats right.

Its John Smith

What would happen if Kyon killed himself?

>>153527180
Haruhi turns back time? It's unclear the level of power she has. I doubt at this point she would just accept it.

50/50 world ending or timehacks bullshit

>>153527180
Haruhi would want hard enough that her powers would iron it out.

>>153528069
>>153527255
Pretty much this.

The real question, is if Haruhi herself comitted suicide.

>>153513916
this is the only good incest anime.

>>153528765
>>153513916
Offopic

Two haruhi threads At once.

This is a record

They've been together since ancient times thanks to Haruhi's powers. Pretty sure they've fucked at least a dozen times but can't remember it.

>>153529845
Kino

>>153529845
We Xenogears now.

>>153530896
Nice

>>153525280
>NTRfags in my Haruhi threads
Fuck off.

>>153531998
>Bisexual threesome is NTR

Truly retarded

>>153529731
For who

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Just a reminder that, if people want a more dedicated Haruhi community on 4chan, I'd like to draw your attention to the threads on /c/

Curent thread on >>>/c/2843426
Also an info-dump of the series: http://pastebin.com/xZvJLnpR

See you all next time! Hopefully soon.

>>153502089

Unfortunately not quite. It's probably happened off-camera though. Nagato decided to use Mikuru-chan as a test human to observe what sex is. That's the real reason Mikuru is sketched out by Nagato all the time and is kinda scared. SOMEBODY. Fanfic this for me.

>>153502173

No but to be fair, a real tsundere is somebody who starts off cold and hard but softens over time. Which in fact fits Haruhi.

She's not the current degenerated-terminology tsundere though, flipflopping for no real reason.

>>153535548
She didn't start off particularily cold. I mean she never played the game of "I like you but really dont want to admit it" except maybe that one time in Melancholy VI where she was just mad at Kyon