Yo this snake dumb as hell, how you gonna be valentines with someone who can't even cook you some steak-umms without burning the house down?
>>153485837
>not cooking wholesome meals for yourself and your snake waifu
Disgusting.
>>153485837
I just order out for her.
>>153485837
Let her find some live prey and watch her swallow it whole.
Make you're waifu happy and eat her cooking, anon.