Little Witch Academia

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How did Andrew lose his Yay!?

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>>153453590
Claiming this thread for Diana.
All Hail!

>>153453620
He was born without via his father being absolute cunt.

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>>153453620
He didn't knew about the ears.

Black Magic doesn't need no man.

>>153453620
He lost his yay because he lost his bae

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>Dianafags ruined Lotte's thread last time

>>153453620
Diana didn't pay him any attention.

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I'm going to make Ursula my lovely wife and start a amazing family with her.

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>>153453687
Who cares about that harlotte slutte lotte

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>>153453622
As a Dianafag I don't want the shit show of the last thread to repeat and would rather talk about why Akko is cute with her ears.

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>>153453687
>Lotte's thread
>ruined
gee what a surprise

>>153453696
I'm going to make a game about her
an eroge
an /ss/ one
where she goes to the male equivalent of that witches school .

>>153453711
>>153453718
DELET

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>>153453620

When he realized he'd never get Akko

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>>153453717
My wife akko was really adorable

Lotte taking the knottie when?

>>153453910
do rabbits knot like canines?

I bet the current teachers at Luna Nova are better at whoring the little witches out, rather than teaching them magic.
Because they're that incompetent at anything magic related.

>>153453620
He was born the wrong sex for magic.

>>153453622
With those eyes she reminds me of some kind of predatory bird, except one of the stupid ones, like a bald eagle or something.

I don't know why.

>>153453957
Luna Nova is the gender studies of schools. The incompetent teachers teach incompetent magic to students who can only find jobs to become incompetent teachers in incompetent magic. It deserves to go under.

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What's the big bad gonna be?

hoping for an edgy demon lord myself
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlYSE6kWAg

>>153454009
Akko after getting tricked into getting possessed by a demon. The only way to stop her is to beat her with sticks until the demon fucks off.

>>153454009
>What's the big bad gonna be?
sucy

>>153454009
Daaku Shariot

>>153454009
There won't be a big bad, just some shit where the school is about to get closed down and Akko saves magic by doing some shiny chariot show.

>>153453620
>Akko saw his underwear

Can Andrew be a groom now?

>>153454061
im ok with that actually

>>153454009

Hopefully someone with equally sexy voice

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Beside necromancy as discussed, a performer like Chariot, teacher, or working in a magic store selling and fixing magic antiques, is there anything else a witch or wizard can specialize in for a job in the modern world? Any ideas on what jobs a witch would do after graduating from Luna Nova?

>>153454009
>What's the big bad gonna be?
Finding meaningful employment with an education in """""magic"""" in this day and age.

>>153454061
we Love Live now?
please no

>>153454081
prostitution

>>153454081
I imagine graduating from luna nova is basically the same as getting a degree in something like art history,
dont know why anyone would do it but for some reason a lot of people do.

>>153454009

I'm sure the antagonists will be those moon witches seen by Akko in one of those leyline flashes

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>>153454081
if they really wanted to they could do a lot of things
>industrial and construction work (using magic to move large things around)
>manufacturing (applying elements like fire and using magical force to manipulate matter)
>warfare (just fucking shit up in general)
>healthcare (using magic to care or heal people)
It would be pretty lucrative to be a witch but i can see how you'd get lynched in the past coz of angry peasants killing the witches that "took muh job"

BIG

What if some guy came along and offered to restore magic to the world, but only in return for the servitude of the entire magic community?

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>>153454156
>BIG

>>153454081
>can't use magic away from luna nova's sorcerer stone
nope

>>153454154
Except they can't do any of that beyond the range of the sorcerer stone.

>>153454081
Sucy could manufacture and sell drugs.

>>153454154
Issue I've found with that is the fact that the witches have to have a energy source with them at all times or at least have their wands charged which seems to run out fairly quickly when out of range from any source. Unless they could all carry magic items with magic naturally imbedded inside of them, it doesn't look like they are would be very viable in the modern workforce.

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>>153454183
>>153454189
>implying sorcerer stone can't be moved
oh wait it can the dragon bots moved it
>implying there isn't multiple sorcerer stones
oh wait there are because it's confirmed there are other magic schools around the world
>implying there aren't items that can be used to store magic and then that used as a source of magic
oh wait OVA 2 and their little school wands store magic themselves

they could do it if they really wanted,
>Witch Construction PTY LTD
>buys sorcerer stone from dragon on credit
>get work building skyscrapers in days
>transport the sorcerer stone around with them
>pay of the payment of the stone in installments from skyscraper work
>get assassinated by jewish construction cabal for tanking the entire rest of the global construction industry

>>153454257
So they can get jobs as teachers at magic schools across the world. Wow what amazing career opportunities.

Magic is a scam.

>>153454164
Sounds like the beginning of a sex-slavery, bdsm, ahegao, impregnation doujin

>5 frames per second
wow great animation guys

>>153454009
>japanese VA
>having equal voice talents to western voice actors

>>153454275
it's clear witches used to go out and do things with their magic but muggles got pissed and the witch holocaust happened
they keep to themselves so they don't get genocided again

>>153454295
It just works.

>>153454335
They got holocausted for being scammers. Makes you think.

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Sucy.

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Why didn't you protect it, /a/?

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>6 episodes in
>no dialogue

>>153454357
Because she wasn't worth protecting before. She sure as hell is now.

>>153454336
>it just works
No it doesn't. It's fucking horrendous

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I wanna read the manga adaptations.

The more LWA the better.

>>153454295
your mom work at 5 shlongs per second

>>153454461
The manga isn't pure.

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>>153454461
Keep looking anon

>>153454461
Stay the fuck away from Crown of Twilight if you know what's good for you.

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Happy Valentines Day, faggots

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>>153454506
Guess who my valentine is?

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>>153454461
Well you're in luck.

>>153453590
literally little bitch academia

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>>153454461
All LWA is good LWA, there's just something about the wacky style (and Akko's silly yam-shaped smile) in the manga that is missing from the series.

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>>153454564

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>>153453590
>tfw you will never be Andrew

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Why is Akko such a try hard? Just chill yourself.

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>>153454591
I want to worship Sucys legs!

>>153454257
but then old hags would actually have to do any work.
I bet Diana family has it's own stone

>>153454625
inb4 they know some secret or are so powerful they don't actually need a stone

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>>153454589
>ywn pull Andrew's panties down
Why even live desu?

Really boggles my mind that people don't understand simple shit and keep posting "Lol you can only use magic around the stone useless!!!"

>>153454643
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>153454527
raw manga links? pls :)

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Why is he so dreamy?

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>>153454702
You're gonna have to work for it.

>>153454527
Who is that?

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>>153454717
Literally /ourguy/

>>153454609
>little witches were great
H-how does he know that?

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did diana had no fun during her summer holidays?

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Cute in coat.

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>>153454760
Did you already forget?
THIS is /ourguy/

>>153454717
I know he doesn't share the same last name, but he looks a lot like Diana.

>>153454357
>telling your friends and neighbors about the useless witch
>protecting

>>153453590
>>153453590
This is actually what happens whenever a moderately attractive man enters a female only school or residence. I lived in one for two years and everyone there was thirsty 24/7, so this scene made me laugh when I remembered those times.

I want Andrew to hatefuck Diana

Confirmed Impure:
Akko
Hannah
Barbera
Diana
Avery
The entire cast of side characters

Confirmed Pure:
Sucy
Lotte
Constanze
Jasminka
Amanda

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>>153454771

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>>153454769
He probably saw Lottes Webcam-Livestream where she pleasures herself with a werewolf knot replica.

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Took me long enough to realize that this ep is basically Alice in Wonderland. Akko is the White Bunny and Andrew is Alice.

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>>153454702

>>153454824
>Amanda and Lotte
>Pure

>>153454744
Me.

>>153454775
So, episode 8 is Sucy's episode right?

>>153454849
Makes perfect sense.

>>153454864
Okay we can scratch Amanda off after her stripper dance routine, and I guess Lotte lusts after brown men. I guess we can scratch them off too.

REVISED LIST:

Confirmed Impure:
Akko
Hannah
Barbera
Diana
Avery
The entire cast of side characters
Lotte
Amanda

Confirmed Pure:
Sucy
Constanze
Jasminka

What if Andrew has a little weiner

>>153454888
So?

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>you will never make witches wet

;_;

>>153454869
THAT TOO makes perfect sense.

>>153454896
You and me both know a little wiener isn't enough to satisfy Akko

>>153454911
First hand experience?

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>>153454907
>Chads in my comfy witch anime

>>153454881
Thats only in the manga. We know for a fact that Lotte is pure because she was eating instead of miring the dudes

>>153454928
no Akko is my daughter you sick fuck

>>153454907
I want to nibble on that bunny nose.

>>153454881
Notice the three aren't annoying loudmouths and pretty comfy to be with unless provoked

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>>there are people itt RIGHT NOW who are shorter than Amanda
manlets pls go

>>153454958
>ywn go on a roadtrip with your sucy and constanze

>>153454935
more so
>business issues in my comfy witch anime

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>>153454972
>complete and utter destruction of any childhood dreams or ambition in my comfy witch anime

>>153454061
I expect this as well. When Andrew said magic will be gone soon anyway to akko it sounded like he was being very literal. I imagine something is going to happen to the stone.

>>153454991
>The final boss is actually government and big business

>>153454968
>Ywn gas Luna Nova with Constance weaponizing Sucy's poison while eating potato chips from Jasminka

>>153454081
If they can use magic to make trees grow faster that would be agricultural revolution.

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>>153455065
>final boss is the biggest beast of all- The times

Really liked this episode, was very nice.

>>153455027
Delete this. I ship Amanda with Akko.

>>153454964
>Tfw 5'4"
What you gonna do about it?

>final boss is the EU

>>153453979
>No cool as fuck wizards
Dumb as shit desu

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>>153455148
Diana will destroy it.

Sasuga Diana!

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>>153455065
>final boss is Anti-Spiral Simon

>The final boss is the viewers

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>yfw the final boss is government taxes

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>>153455147
bully you

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>>153455148
>eu
>capable of being a final boss

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Post more thirsty bunny akko

>>153455148
Easy
Sucy makes mind control mushroom gas warheads

Constanze builds the technomagic missiles

RIP Boss

>>153455147
My waifu Amanda would literally manhandle you

>final boss is the anime industry

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>final boss is a skeleton

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I found his voice sounded a bit too boyish, but over all he was a pretty cool guy. Would touch Akkos ears with him.

>>153455065
>final boss is blackholian

>final boss is interdimensional psychic pedophile vampires

>>153455229
Tiny mouse akko is in that manga too.

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>The show is just single episodic stories throughout
>Akko slowly learns magic
>at the end graduates
>turns to the camera
>Wow, all I had to do was b myself

>>153454643
Why would a grown ass man wear underwear like that?

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>final boss is... Sgt. Pepper?

>Final Boss is actually Sucy and gas everyone with mind control hypnoshrooms

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>>153455229

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How does Diana react when she finds out Andrew's been hanging out with Akko?

>>153455318
she gets so mad that she becomes the final boss

>>153455296
>Wow, all I have to do was become the Little Witch Academia
FTFY

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>>153455318

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>>153455318
>"This won't make you a better witch, Akko."

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C

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>>153455351
Constanze has a cute tasty looking one.

I also want to taste Akko and Diana's piss or whatever those are supposed to be.

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>>153455318
Burn the witch

>>153455351
That Ursula's drink looks fucking poisonous

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>>153455351
>fatty's drink

>>153455351
Ursula is patrician taste.

Diana's drink is the second best.

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>characters in The Promised Neverland and LWA switch places

How long do the girls in Luna Nova last?

>>153455351
Diana's drink looks like her piss

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>>153455351
>My First Broom Ride

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BY THE END OF LWA ALL MAGIC WILL HAVE DISAPPEARED AND AKKO WILL BE THE REASON FOR IT

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>>153455351
>Dianas and Akkos drink are literally their own piss
sasuga

>>153455351
>drinking sucy's
Nah I want to live

>>153455351
What is Sucy's drink and how do I acquire it?

>>153455432
>piss
>yellow
pleb detected

>>153455432
Perfect.

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This is Sucy's mushroom collection

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>>153455432
Not that I would mind

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When will we get A Little Wizard Academia spinoff?
Daily lives of Wizard boys when!?

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Are you ready to eat your Valentine's chocolate from Akko?

>>153455432
>implying Diana doesn't drink 8 cups of water a day, giving her a very clear and transparent color

>>153455450
>You'll never get to drink Diana's piss because you don't live in Japan.

>>153454589
>will never be a manlet
thank god.

>>153455351
>akko's drink is the elementary school book

Somebody help this child.

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Just imagine...

>>153455445
>Akko will be the first witch burned at the stake since 300 years, for making magic disappear forever

I want a single shy boy to arrive at the school (Maybe he's a special case for whatever reason) and then get agressively molested by all the witches.

>>153455243
Sounds like you married a slut then.

>>153455491
I was but she's already eating it. She even wasted some of it on her feet. What a stingy bastard.

>>153455529
This is why anime is dead

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>All this bitching about Diana being a mary sue
>She's literally the big bad
It's ok for the big bad to be a mary sue it doesn't count as a mary sue if they're the big evil that must be destroyed

>>153455421
What subject would Isabelle teach in school?

>>153455374
HAHAHA.Do you know herb tea?

1:40～
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmdSTyIb3A

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>final boss is Paki rape gangs

>>153455598
>final boss is a /pol/ crossboarder

I want to see Andrew fist fight all the witches in the school

>>153455479
It would sell even worse than it is now.

>>153455491
>Implying Akko wasn´t running around in the pig den with her bare feet earlier.

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>>153455571
oh hey tattun posting without your identity so you don't derail the thread?
i like it :3

>>153455604
Would watch

>>153455529
>wanting a harem in lwa

You are what's killing anime

>>153455598
Diana kills all the Pakis, because she votes UKIP so everyone already thinks she's racist.

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>>153455571
Japan's herbs suck then.
Pic related is how proper herb tea looks like

>>153455630
Source

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>>153455598
>16 years
>the guys jailed are 21, 24, 20, 21, 30
>if they were in it from the beginning they would be 5, 9, 4, 5 and 14 years old when they started
lol nice NOW DELETE THIS

There's something in Diana that's worth saving

>>153455678
her DNA?

>>153455671
Little Witch Academia.

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DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

>>153453620
He never had it to begin with, he grown in a place full of boring high class assholes, why you think he got interested in akko?

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>>153455678
It's still inside her.

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>>153455707
>why you think he got interested in akko?
Cute ears.

>>153455719
This

>>153455739
That and her wild actitude that high class fags disprove.

>>153455719
My semen is still inside her.

>>153455514
Does his height matter if girls are still falling for him?

>>153454964
How tall is she. I don't understand these numbers

>>153454935
Life is full of chads. I know because i'am one myself. Deal with it

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>>153455678
>>153455719
>anything worth saving
>in this cock hungry main villain
if there is anything worth saving in this evil cunt it will only be found in the final 5 seconds of life left when she's dieing at hero savior akko's feet and begging to be forgiven in her final moments
can't wait until episode 26 when akko destroys the cunt in the final battle in space

>>153455850
About 165 you innumerate fuck.

>>153455850
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=feet+to+meters

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>>153455866

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>>153453622
>Andrew is the first post of this thread
>Diana wants to claim it seconds later

Stay salty, Diana.

>>153455889
>>153455906
>>153455941
>>153455866
Oh great then i'am taller than her. Seriously how can you guys undersstand that shit. It's hard to remember

Andrew vs All the little witches
Who wins in a fist fight?

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Reminder that modern magic is a huge fucking waste of time and is absolute garbage compared to the beautiful, charming and awe inspiring magic that is Shiny chariots.

Prove me wrong modern magic fags because here's a pro tip. Well you already know the answer.

>>153456005
Jasminka could one shot him

>>153455964
are you a high CHA low INT sort of guy

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This show fucking sucks

>>153455678
Her organs. I'm sure there are some decent people somewhere in need of transplants.

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>>153456056
Why does trigger hate her?

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>>153454805
>I lived in one for two years

I'm gonna need further explanation.

>>153455889
wasnt akko around 165 i know because thats my height ? that makes amanda 170 something

>>153456012
Shiny Chariot magic is literally nothing but flash, there is no substance to it whatsoever.

Magic is yesterday's news, but you'd need to be braindead to think Chariot magic was ever relevant.

>you will never slowly tear Amanda's long, thin spine out of her body
>you will never watch Amanda convulse as you remove her backbone
>you will never wear the newly acquired spine like a feather boa

>>153455229
>animal claws

This just passed into too furry4me territory.

This show is literally Worst witch anime adaptation.

>>153455964
>unaware of the imperial system
>unable to convert basic units

What do you for a living besides posting on a Inuit rock stacking smoke signal dispensary?

>>153454805
It's a badly kept secret that girls are just as horny as boys, they're just more encouraged to keep it hidden.

>>153456113
Only a modern magic fag would think this

>>153456136
>It's a badly kept secret that girls are just as horny as boys, they're just more encouraged to keep it hidden.

WHY WON'T THEY HAVE SEX WITH ME THEN ANON :C

>Sucy talks like Rolf in the TV dub
would it redeem it?

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If I kill myself will I wake up in a magic school for little witches?

>>153456118
Did this all the time in Predator: Concrete Jungle.

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>>153453622
>>153454771
>>153455167
>>153455879

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>>153456170
He said horny, not desperate

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>>153456209
it's not my fault i have bad genetics ree

what's the magic spell to make yourself look normal

>>153456108
Akko is 160 and Diana is 162
>>153456128
I don't work yet

>>153455351
>Jasminka's is a strawberry milkshake with a donut on top.

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>>153455371
It's apple juice + lemon slice + cream + cookie

>>153456233
alcohol

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>>153456233

Tia Suicidre

Just work out and get a decent body, then the face doesn't matter as much.

>>153455889
Damn, just how small is Constanze then?

>>153456233
here's a tip, anon: natural beauty is a meme
90% of being sexy is in grooming and how you carry yourself
Steve Buscemi looks like he came out of Innsmouth, but I bet you that there isn't a singke anon here who wouldn't suck his dick and like it

>>153456281
what if you have a bad skin condition that has spread to your face and has no cure

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>>153454202

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>>153456272

About 5 foot, which is roughly 152cm. I've known shorter girls than that.

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>>153456293
Hope for the best

>>153453590
Black girl isn't even looking. What a dyke

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>>153456319

>>153456293
grooming and how you carry yourself, anon.

Just think of Steve Buscemi.

>>153456293
Like what? Just go see a doctor.

>>153456372
>Like what? Just go see a doctor.
I did and he handed me a leaflet saying it has no cure kek.

Do you think the elf student will ever get focus?

Marry me Diana-sama!

>>153456370
Might as well.

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>>153456393

>>153456313
Why does she put her goggles in her hat like that? It seems like the brim would kill her field of vision.

>>153456313
Huh. With how small she is in comparison to the other witches, I'd have thought that would translate into an even bigger difference.

>>153456293
Makeup doesn't help?

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>>153456379
>Barbara is a fujoshit
truly worst girl

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>>153456412
The hat is made a material that can be seen through when pressed up against the eyes.

>t. connie expert

When will Costanze finally get the treatment she needs for her autism so she can live a happier, more normal life?

>>153456457
Shes german so no

>>153456408
>>153456408
Best girl

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>>153456457
Autism doesn't need treatment, autists are actually the superior race.

>>153456370

Rolling for 1 and 2

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>>153456457
When her autism stops being endearing. So never

>>153456087
Yes, anon. I crossdressed for two years.

>>153455529
This. I absolutely hate when tey have only girls or only guys. It is perfectly normal for high/middle school people to be intersted in sex and love, and I don't understand why Japan hates that so much.

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You arent spending Valentines day alone right?

>>153456501
How old is Andaroo supposed to be anyway?

>>153456497
They did the worst of both worlds. Have no male characters except for one super mega rich nobleman chad whose harem is literally an entire academy of schoolgirls.

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>>153456457
Constanze doesn't need any treatment ,she's already perfect.

>>153456501
Cute

>>153456509
He's in his early 20s

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>>153456526
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS RARE CONNIE?

>>153456457

>trying to remove the ordnung from a German

>>153456520
Except in this case he's not part of the school.

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>>153456209
SAVAGE AF ANON

>>153456509
No one knows. I personally don't think he's older then 18

>>153456233
I'll be honest with you. It doesn't matter if you aren't handsome most of the time, you just need to have a compatible personality and maybe get fit. Just take me for an example, I'am handsome but i've never gotten a girlfriend (Probably because of my anxiety tho)

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>>153456551
I wonder.

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>153453979
>>153455162
>He was born the wrong sex for magic.
>No cool as fuck wizards

But Tattun confirmed wizards like 2-3 weeks ago, Anons.

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>>153456494
How ever did you manage to keep your secret amongst all those thirsty dick craving harlots?

>>153456604
>not even 18
>entire witch harem and set to inherit massive wealth of his father who is a rich high up politician

and then some people are born into poverty in shitholes

truly a statement on the tragedy of life

>>153456509
We know he was "friends" with Diana when they were younger so I'd assume his around Diana's age or older by a few more years. Probably 16-18

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>>153456370

jordi el rollino

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>>153456551
It's not rare if you can find it on pixiv

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>>153456691
>>153456526
I never saw it posted before and I collect most of them directly from the episodes or the thread 2bh. I already have too many to keep up with.

>>153455529
Transgirl?

SJW parents who want to show how progressive they are and are so rich that the debt-stricken Luna Nova can't say no?

>>153456718
I prefer the idea of a mischeivous boy who crossdresses to get into the school and close to all the cute witches, but ends up becoming their plaything.

>>153456427
>that image contrast

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>final boss is the Black Holian that's been devouring all the Magic in the world

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its time

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>>153456712
> I collect most of them directly from the episodes or the thread
You can find fanarts on pixiv and twitter. I recommend twitter because pixiv is pretty old and bust, some of artists doesn't even have pixiv ID.

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>>153456656
Aw, shit. So where are the cool guys at?

>>153456660
He's probably gay.

>>153456852
>Aw, shit. So where are the cool guys at?
The Luna Nova changing rooms, all wearing invisibility cloaks.

>>153456852
Hopefully in the >PLOT

>>153456890
>tfw no cheeky old man wizard who don't need no staff, keeps all his magical energies stored inside gems set into rings

>>153455294
I'm happy I'm not the only one who noticed.

>>153456370
cmon 7

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Akko and Diana celebrating valentine day

>>153457042
Thats a big hat

>>153457042
That's a nice ass.

>>153457083
CUTE

>>153457083
neat

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>>153457083
Akkos magic is finally useful for something!

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>>153457083
When I see pictures like these, I start to dislike Diana a little bit less.

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>>153457083

>>153457083
>master1200

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diana thread

>>153457083
you described the episode reaction on /a/, good shit

>>153457083

is that a pikachu

>>153457083
This is why we need SoL episode once in a while

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>>153457083

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>>153457272
Well that's fine too, I guess, Japanese moot.

>>153457083
That's one cute Barbera.

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>>153457326
She is always cute, though.

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GERMAN TECHNOPHILIA LOLI

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>>153457381
im liking this bunny trend

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>>153457265
agree

>>153454009
Possibly Colin Firth