Girls und Panzer

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>>153446430
Actually, I agree.

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>>153446430

Excellent taste

Oh fuck off. You provoke this hate.

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>>153446430
Shit you're right.

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>>153446645
Best girl in her team as well as in my heart. Also, it's finally Valentine's Day here, so cheers to that! What are your Valentine's Day plans with your top guppy, /a/?

>>153446971
Arisa is definitely my favourite guppy but alas I already have a waifu.

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>>153446645

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>>153446430
I like Aya, but personally Karina's my favourite Usagi, I just love how cheery and energetic she is. Top daughteru material, provided she were younger.

Reminder that Alisa deserves a punch to the face for being a cheating whore

>>153447604
Alisa deserves to go on a nice date!

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>>153447667
Yes.

Arisa deserves to go on a date with an inattentive guy who doesn't care for her, cums inside, and never calls again.

>>153447796
I want to make her cum.

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Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

>>153447841
I want to lick her belly

>>153448403
I want to lick her collarbones

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Éclair is cute and she is also my wife!

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>>153446430
This anon is right.

>>153449524
I want to Da-Dang Uzume.

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Pekoe is my wife!

>>153450095
Boy

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I'm going to be the little spoon with your favorite fag all night and nothing sexual is going to happen. Try and stop me losers.

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>>153450652
>mfw my favorite fag is me

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Yummy~!

>>153450652
>nothing sexual is going to happen.
Not if I have anything to do with it.

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>>153446430
Twintails deserve death

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>>153451697
Twintails are for leglocking and impregnation.

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>>153451697
Say that again.

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Erika is so cute and she's also my wife!

>>153446430
Monogatari does not have a twin tail girl, that math girl does not count she is ugly.

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>>153451697

>>153453075
Granny-haired sluts like Erika and the girl you posted are the worst.

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>>153453107

>>153453057
>Incoming brutal violence

If I beat up Yukari, would she still be nice to me?

>>153453057
Clara is a traitor and a psychopath who enjoys rape play and polygamy.

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>>153453238
No.

>>153453263
>who enjoys rape play
Sounds like my kind of girl.

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>>153453238
>Beating up a loader
Good fucking luck, mate.

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>>153453238
>beating up perfection

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>>153450652
>Implying you'll spoon with Sawreehfag before me
No. I reserved second place a long time ago.

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Th-thanks Katyusha.

>>153446645
>>153446971
>>153447197
>>153447751
Used by Takashi

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>>153454458
>Any GuP suffering other than Yukari
I'm not angry son.
I'm just disappointed.

Also you're posting this on Valentine's Day you fucking degenerate.

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>>153454458
This can only be a fake.
Things like that don't happen in sensha-do.

>>153454528
>I ate all the chocolates

>>153454676
How can one couple be so sexually active at all times?

>>153454458
Reminder that accidents like this have probably happened in the past. Deaths in sport aren't exactly rare.

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>>153453544
>Den hips

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Are you friends!?

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>Valentine's Day activities with you wife Hana

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>>153446531
She was top tier though. Best girl coming through.

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>>153454902
More than friends.

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Anyone got a TL for the sentence next to the arrows?

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>not posting Mako

Life is painful...

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>>153446971
Go out for a nice, romantic meal with her and then go home and get drunk watching sports

>>153450396
Where's Mikko?

>>153453263
She's better than Nonna though

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>>153455395
So sleepy...

>>153454902
I think she'd prefer a dog costume.

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>>153455577
>>153455395
Too cute and sexy for me to handle.

>>153455679
Anon, don't lewd the Mako.

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>>153455740
But she awakens my inner lewdness. She makes me want to hold her hand.

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>>153455813
>She makes me want to hold her hand.

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>>153454788
>hips
She has a pretty decent rack too.

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>>153456507
She's pretty great!

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>>153456507
but which one is the real rack?

>>153456709
They look on the large side more often then not.

>>153456709
The A-B cups.

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>>153456709
Yukari's a spy! Her chest is exactly the size it needs to be for her operation.

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>tfw you have to work instead of spending Valentine's Day with your wife.

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>>153456999
What a waste of trips. Would your waifu want this?

>>153457032
I have brought great shame to myself.
But she will forgive me, as she loves me.

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>>153446430
This anon speaks the truth

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Katyusha has certainly put a lot of effort into making some Valentines chocolate for me, I will make sure to give it my all for white day just as much she has gave it her all for me on Valentines day.

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lemon

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I only just noticed that the three tank divisions in the film represent the different theatres of WW2.

Ignoring various hodgepodge tanks from Oarai, Sunflower (Maho-Katyusha) represents the Eastern Front, Dandelion (Miho-Darjeeling) represents the Western Front + Africa, and Morning Glory (Kay-Nishi) represents the Pacific Theatre. That's kinda neat.

inb4 slowpoke

>>153446430
Why was the last thread deleted last night?

>>153457320
Newfag mod.

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I want to be their chad

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>Hana and Mako

>>153457411
>tfw they were so literally who I completely forgotten about them

>>153457411
Holy shit, they got literally 4 seconds of screentime. Why are they even relevant?

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>tfw can't read moon

>>153457719
>Saori sees Yukari dropping something
>Saori picks up condom, asks if Yukari is cheating on Miho
>Yukari the innawoods nerd explains how condoms are waterproof covers and essential to survival
Can't really understand the fourth panel and the punchline, but it involves insertion.

>>153457835
>but it involves insertion.
For both women couples
The punchline is that Mako and Hana are listening intently to that part

>>153457556
I've never thought about it before, but seals look fucking delicious.

>>153457688
Welcome to GuP.

>>153457688
If he even does the Saunders cheerleaders, how about the Maginot and RW girls?

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Happy Valentines Day!

>>153457989
>Miho will never give you chocolates

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>>153457961
>RW girls

Oh god yes

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What kind of chocolates did Yukari give Miho??
Homemade or store bought?

>>153458022
"Hey mister, want some free beer and Rock CD's?"

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"L..let's get married"

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Miho gotta pay those bills.

>>153458149
I'd happily accept beer off those fine ladies

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>>153458179

>>153458283
Plot twist, it's Shiho

>>153458207
Well she is supposed to be meeting someone at the love hotel that's on the carrier ship.

>>153458333
>not Tsuneo

>>153458333
No, it's Meho

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>>153458345
How did you know I'm gonna meet her, anon?

>>153457917
Which country was it that slaughtered seals and ate them by the thousands?

>>153458450
Canada?

>>153458395
I saw you, you gave Miho a small package, containing a lot of cash, I overheard you telling her that she is to meet you at the love hotel.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone, I have little interest in what Miho does to get money.

>>153458333
Something of Erikas reaction tells me it's not Shiho...

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>>153457989

>>153456709
B cup usually.
That said, >>153456824

>>153457305
>slowpoke
Nope. Good catch. Don't remember it being mentioned before.

>>153455424
Bottom right of the screen, how do you not see her?

>>153458022
>Poor little white boy

>>153459009
>Poor
I would pay to be in that situation
>White
Yellow
>Boy

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For Valentines Day, I want Darjeeling to give me those chocolates filled with alcohol, and once I'm drunk enough, she has her way with me.

>>153459151
>Yellow
RACIST

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>>153446430
This is true.

>>153457305
>>153459009
The creators have done their researches down to autistic levels (in a good way).
I really like the attention to details, be it in terms of history or just plain internal consistency and self-references in the background (especially the latter, in fact)

https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=1518765&show=0
>Mako and Sodoko noticing the carrier first due to perfect eyesight
>Katyusha riding Erika's shoulders after teaming with her during the movie
>Momoga missing a gear change during the movie's title card
>Mako being terrified in the Boko haunted train due to her fear of ghosts
>Saki spotting the ferris wheel way before the battle begins
>Erwin being sour about her boardgame defeat days after
>Darjeeling being the only one to stay elegant and not move an inch during the Ferris Wheel scene
>Miho attempting her signature drift move (from ep.10) twice in the movie
>Rosehip breaking St. Glo's tradition of perfectly driving in formation

>>153459600
meant to quote >>153458885 not >>153459009

>>153459351
Isn't that, what tea with rum is for?

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Duck

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>>153459827
Big duck

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>>153459827
>>153459934
I want to have lewd high school romance with her

>>153453238
It would be extremely painful

>>153460449
She's a big girl.

>>153455321
Sounds like a name
Kira-sancho?

>>153460491
>>153460491
>>153460491
>>153460491

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>>153454458
Don't

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>>153461300
Absolutely not daijobu.

>>153461315
Any chance of RW getting an anime? I want my GuP edgy.

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>Momo and her fag having a "romantic" Valentine's day

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>>153462135

That's nothing but a cheap imitation!

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>>153462732
I want to be Naomi's pillow. But then I'm not a girl so she wouldn't show any interest in me.

>>153463318
Says you.

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>>153463318
Yes she would.

>Naomi putting on some sexy underwear for her boyfriend

Any hentai look-alikes? My dick demands for it.

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I nearly forgot since I woke up late.

Happy Valentanks Day, everyone!

I just want to be friends and hang out with Naomi, she is a cool girl.

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Nishizumi overload on Erika.

>>153463733
She feels like that tomboy friend you have who would passionately give you head and anal sex if you ask her enough.

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>>153463849
And she interprets anal sex as her pegging you.

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>>153463849

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>>153463849
I would fall in love if she did that.

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>>153463849
>>153463943
>>153464057
I want a Naomi in my life. Sex with her probably feels like out-of-this-world great.

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>>153464217
Dumb wojakposter

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>>153464311
My valentine is so cute~

>No picture of all the girls on a Valentine to celebrate valentines day

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Beat up Yukari!

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Girls who have bad breath
Pic related

>>153464773
Tea doesn't give you bad breath, I would expect bad breath from any of the Anzio girls

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>>153463643
At this point I'm fairly convinced that all garupans are based on hentai characters, but I couldn't find all of them yet.

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>>153464660
>Hug Yukari!

FTFY

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>>153464430
Aggressive Mako for Valentines.

>>153465027
>fluff the floof
FTFY

>>153460544
No, I don't think so.

Porsche Panzers sind die besten!

Henschel Panzers raus!

>>153467124
I want to give all my groceries to Erika

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>>153454528
My waifu doesn't need to get me chocolates, but I appreciate it all the same. I'm also surprised she didn't eat them first.

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>>153467408
>I'm also surprised she didn't eat them first.

Rude, she bought those chocolates just for you.

I want to eat Erika's Sauserkraut!

>Sauserkraut
What did he mean by this?

>>153467492
She didn't eat them because they are filled with something special. If you know what I mean.

>>153467408
Would Hana let me run my fingers through her hair?

>>153467365
Sorry, she only carries it for Maho.

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>>153467624
Eat too much Sauerkraut and something will saus.

>>153467724
Ah yes, the cyanide

>>153446582
That's a lovely picture.
>>153446971
Probably eat out at an Italian restaurant.
Then eat out an Italian.

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>>153468737
Forgot pic

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>>153468737

I want to take Momo out for a night on the town and eat at an Italian restaurant!

>>153468737
>Probably eat out at an Italian restaurant
>Eating what she eats every day

>>153468768
I want Anchovy to pee on me~

Post your Garupan's reaction to the amount of cum you shot out because of them.

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What's Pekoe's favorite food? Where could I take her that's special and romantic?

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Yuuki doesn't have her own fag, so who does she put these lewd clothes on for?

>>153468952
Me: a cheating husbando.

>>153468814
I gave that some thought, but in all her depictions, she seems equally excited to eat that regardless. Though I do like variety, there are some foods I can eat perpetually.

>>153468806
Interesting seeing Momo go for the full glasses look.

>>153464660
Why does it show up as 'Eat up Yuhuli'?

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>>153469112

It's cute how bewildered she looks.

But I love me the Momocle too much.

>>153468940
She probably enjoys light meals such as scones and biscuits with tea.

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>>153468933

>>153468940
Being a loader she probably eats quite a lot, maybe take her for fish and chips

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>>153467492
I'm just kidding m8. I would offer her some if she gave me chocolates as a gift.
>>153467881
You are not Hanafag, so not likely.

>>153469318
Cute boy

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>>153468768
Hiroyuki draws the best anchovies.

>>153469221
Is it hard not to laugh at the Momocle tanline whenever she takes it off to have a bath with you? I don't think I could contain it.

>>153469370
I want to embarrass Anchovy by stealing her cape and acting like her in front of her school mates!

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>>153469542

No tanline. She's smarter than that!

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If everyone and their wives went to a big GuP thread Valentine's Day party how would it go down?

>>153469640
It would probably turn into a literal fight about what tank is the best

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>>153469914
What a stupid reason to fight. After all, everyone knows that the T-34 was the best tank of the war!

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>>153470014

But the Floofer said it was the Panther.

>>153469914
I'd just pull out my dick and wave it around/show it off.

>>153470077
The Panther was a pretty good tank on paper, too bad it suffered from huge reliablity issues

>>153470014
>Rusky, mass produced shit box

>>153470077
>Over engineered, unreliable shit box

>>153469613
Momo is a cool beauty!

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>>153470326

I agree.

But shhh!

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I want to drink with Erika some glühwein!

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>>153446971
As the day is nearly over, i'll tell what me and Katyusha did for Valentines day.

I woke up next to Katyusha, we greeted each other with a smile on our faces, we shared a kiss before we got up for some breakfast, which she made, heh, she looked so cute standing on that stool while she was making pancakes, speaking of which, she has made some decent pancakes, a little burned on the sides, but hey, they still tasted pretty good.

After we had our Pancakes, she went back to the kitchen to get the box of chocolates that she made for me, she told me she made them with some help from the cooking class, she told me to sit down and close my eyes, so I did, I opened my mouth in anticipation of what she was going to do, then she placed a piece of chocolate, it had a bit of a milky and sweet taste to it, and goddamn did I love it, it melted nicely in my mouth, I told her what I thought of it, then she kissed me on the lips, then in a lustful tone, she said that she likes the taste too, then she jumped onto me, giving me several deep kisses, and then we ended up making love right there and then.

After that, we decided to share a bath together as we were going to head to the cafe that she went with Mako when she was having a tour of Pravda, we washed each other while sharing the occasional kiss and whispering lovey-dovey stuff into each other's ears, after we finshed our bath we dried each other off and put on a fresh set of clothes.

We went to the cafe, and to our surprise we saw Nina, in the cafe's uniform, yet still wearing her Ushanka, she teased Katyusha about having a big strong boy as a boyfriend, to which Katyusha responded by shouting that she's now got 25 days 'In the gulag', and then in a low voice she ordered a bird milk cake for her, and I ordered a Vanilla cheesecake for me, because I like me some Vanilla cheesecake, we sat down at a table and waited for our orders to arrive, we just held each others hand and stared lovingly into each other's eyes.

>>153471070
I hope you two the best, you are a cute couple

>>153471070
There is something hollow in your words. Something missing. I don't know what but they just don't feel right. It's like you're trying too hard to show how affectionate you are to us.

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>>153471462

The dreaded love judge!

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>>153471070
When, our orders arrived, she had a bit of her cake, then asked if I have ever tried Bird Milk cake before, I tell her that I haven't, so she help up a piece of the cake with her fork, I accepted and she put the piece into my mouth, it was actually pretty good, I tell her that I wish I ordered some, ah well, maybe next time I'll get some, then I asked if she wanted a piece of my Vanilla Cheesecake, after all it would be fair, wouldn't it, she said yes and I gave her a little piece of it, she liked it, we shared a kiss together before we headed back.

When we got back, we decided to watch a romance film, a tale of 2 people who rekindle a high-school romance after many years apart, it was a pretty good film, especially the end where they finally got married, like at her birthday, she mumbled to herself at about how she'd like to get married soon.

Unfortunately Katyusha forgot to plan dinner, which she got a bit upset about, so I calmed her down and told her that it's ok, that she shouldn't worry, and I told her that I'll take care of dinner, she got some candles and lit them on the table, to gve a romantic aura to it, anyway, for dinner I made a steak with Mashed potato and mixed vegetables, along with some gravy, to go with it, we had a small bottle of wine to share between us that Katyusha's mom gave us.

After we finsihed our dinner, we just simply cuddled up together on the couch, and eventually fell asleep in each other's arms.

>>153471198
Thanks anon.

>>153471462
Perhaps, I must admit that I'm not that great in putting my thoughts into words, but they do come from the heart.

>>153458551
i swear darj has to be his favourite

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>>153472013
I'm not complaining

>>153472695
Cute Erika

>>153472200
who is cut off there? why is it cut off?

>>153460845
holy shit i'm not the one he replied to but goddamn that was clever

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>>153472748
She's best girl after all

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>>153471070
>>153471769
I thought it was cute, good on you for taking the time to think of a day of Valentine's events.

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>>153473236
Thanks, I hope you had a nice Valentines day with Saori

>>153472013
That's not very unusual among heterosexual males.

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>>153473545
Of course, the romance on Saint Valentine's Day is set to 11 at all times!

>>153473876
I want to pull that yellow ball off her PJs

>>153470077
>>153470014
>M4A3E8

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>Company destroyed
>End of Mission

>>153475507
>that Anglerfish balloon

>>153475507
>girl in the tent's face is probably on another girl's crotch

>>153476968
it's a wormhole
her top half is on the other side of the picture

>>153475507
Not pictured: me hiding after having groped and molested them all in their sleep

>>153475507
They must have all been fucking freezing to be sleeping like that. Despite all the adult grape juice.

>>153477204
Except for Chobi. She looks comfy.

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>>153477263
She had the good sense to use a blanket

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Mika? Mika!

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>>153477354
My wife Chobi is so smart!

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>>153477433

I love Mika!

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This is your evening on Valentines Day.

>>153477725
They're good as pregnant.

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>>153477646
I love Mika too!

>>153477725
I thank my wife's friends for seeing her over, wish them a nice night, and carry Pekoe away.

>>153477839
I'm going to steal her hat

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>>153477839

Nice!

>>153477966
Long-suffering NCO > Snooty, insane officer-class aristocrats

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>>153478054
So where do Assam & Rosehip fit into that pattern?
Assam is just snooty, Rosehip is just insane and Darj is both?

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>>153478019

Rude

>>153473876
If it's set to 11 does that mean you just have sex all day long? How lewd of you two.

>>153478235
Darjeeling is your quintessential, blue-blooded, ever-graceful, surprisingly competent but bloody insane British officer. Don't know enough about Assam to say, but she seems more like one of the long-suffering NCOs together with Peko.

Rosehip would be the overzealous-insane officer type, the kind that would charge the beaches of Normandy with a bagpipe and a zweihander, or ask to be driven closer so she could hit them with her sword. She's probably not aristocratic though, given that she has 18 siblings and constantly fights for food.

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>>153455109

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>>153446430
Maho is the best GuP. Prequel focusing on first-year Maho enrolling at KMM when?

>>153478532
Suck me off, fempai.

>>153478596
I want to be covered in a whole litter of cute little gupuppers.

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>>153478330
No, it just means everything is overly romantic when it doesn't have to be, kissing and hugging after everything, feeding each other, shared candle lit baths and all the standard Valentine's clichés.

So essentially it's just another day for us, but with a theme.

>>153478694
How about Garupups?

>>153478238
I cannot see her making this face ever.

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>>153479043

>>153457556
The clip is from BBC's frozen planet episode 2
I highly recommend it, you will be shock by how intelligent and skillful the orcas are as predators

>>153479078
There's a reason why they are alpha predators.

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>>153479066

She just need some bullying

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everyone enjoying the day with your GuP?

>>153479098
And yet, as soon as they saw a human, they will immediately activate "senpai please notice me " mode

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>>153479076

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>>153479043
OTP

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>>153479254
The OTP is me x Miho

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>>153479076

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>>153479431

But that's wrong, is Miho x me

>>153479439
I have an essay to finish for 10:00, 200 pages to read and prepare a presentation for at 12:35. And then after that I should really go to Naval Reserves this week.
So yes, Anchovy, I am tired and a hug would be very nice, thank you.
/blog

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>>153479594
The real OTP is me, miho, maho, and their playtoy

>>153479066
Break her kantele and I'm sure it would happen, mind you >>153479102 would probably be the first reaction but anger would most likely follow, especially toward the person who broke it.

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>>153479793

>The real OTP is me, Miho and her dog

Fix'd

>>153479814
I'd fuck.

>>153479200
Sentient species tend to attract on another.

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>>153463533
Implying she needs that to be sexy.

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I wish I would ruff Fluff's fluff all day with my barehands, build models and then cuddle with her on sheets at the floor watching a marathon of A Bridge Too Far, Kelly's Heroes, Das Boot, Stalingrad 1993 and Talvisota.

>>153480634
True, but she did it anyway.

>>153464773
Is this supposed to be a good or a bad thing

>>153479814
Please tell me it's from a jav.

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>>153481244

https://exhentai.org/g/1030375/3232f9fa0e/

>>153481460
>mmf
At least it's not fucking prostitution again.

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The best way to spend Valentine's day with your waifu is to stay in bed.

>>153480736
>Tamiya
Disgusting.

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Miho found Yukari's fugure

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>>153481765

Even when happy, Miho still has a dumb face

>>153481960
It may be dumb, but it's cute

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>>153481960
She doesn't have a dumb face.

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>>153481960
My wife Mako is so cute!

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>>153482147

Don't tell lies

>>153482121

I never say that is not cute

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>>153481960
>>153482121
Miho is cute.
She's seen some shit, but acts like a little girl.

>>153482121
It's cute because it's dumb!

>>153482233
Anzu is lewd.

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>>153482326

Tell me something new

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my wife <3

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>>153482294

More like plain cute

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>Miho when everyone thinks she has a dumb face

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>>153482558

Still a cute one

>>153482558
I'm going to tell Miho that she doesn't have a dumb face, and that she has a very cute face

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>>153482558

She is cute, but i blame the Nishizumi's autism

>>153453263
>enjoys rape play

That's fine as long as the perp's female.

>>153453544
I never understood what that feature on the sukumizu was for.