Umaru was never a good show, and anyone who liked it should seriously consider offing themselves.
This is now a Dropout thread.
Don't push me, pal. I'll destroy this thread.
>Konosuba get second season
>New Game get second season
WHEN IT WILL BE OUR TIME, UMARUBROS???
Soon, Umarubro, the upcoming OVA is just an appetiser
What is the lore behind the hamster change?
Maybe you're not supposed to take it seriously but the show goes out of its way to show that she does physically change appearance and characters do acknowledge it.
Whoever wrote this is a bigger hack than J.K Rowling.
Be nice to Tomoko-chan she's ...umm, special
Umaru is a Yokai from Japanese folklore
Umaru was a cunt to her brother
Her brother was a beta salary man
Ebina's gimmick was "muh dialect" and tits
Blue haired bitch had issues and was a bit autistic.
And Kirie only added to the confusion of the Umaru transformation deep lore. There, that's the whole show.
I'd be drinking buddies with Bomber but it seems like he can be mildly oafish on occasion
Wouldn't they be friends though?
It just so happens there are literally over a hundred other threads you can go be a faggot in
Spread the happiness!
do you guys have any pics of umaru with her ipad?
It is not shitposting, it is funposting
Have another one
>you will never train a hamster squad to do your bidding
we've done it bros
This smug little nug slaps you on the ass and demands that you buy her geimu, jumpu, and furthermore, chippu. What do you do?
Watashiwa Tachibana Sylphynford
[spoiler[There used to be daily learn moonspeak thread. What happened with it?
Did you fuck up and forget the pic in the first post?
he was giving people time to prepare for his amazing feat
What happened to Umaru religion we found last thread?
Too busy spreading the Umaru gospel
I have been busy spreading the good word in the local churches and mosques
We must turn back
Don't cry, I will bump for you. Also pet you.
What part of over do you not understand?!
>Sylphin's VA has literally only 1(one) role
>Ebina's VA has only two main roles and one supporting role
Just announce s2 already, these girls need it
Back to the depths of forgotten flavor of the month characters void with you
>forgotten flavour of the month
>daily threads for nearly 2 years
what did he mean by this?
how long did it take for you to make this. Just curious
Umaru will commit Jihad on the abusers.
For this Umaruism meme are we co-opting Christianity, Islam or both
I'm sorry, I have just recently converted, I swear I mean no offense I am a good Umaruist
It's alright, Umaruism is a religion of forgiveness.
"And Umaru did (eventually) forgive Onii-chan for not purchasing Jumpu on his way home from work" - Umaru 11:35
Himoutoism revolves around Himoutos (Slackers and sisters) in general, Umaruism places umaru as the seal of Himoutos
Seriously, is Umaru secretly a pokemon?
posting cutiests <3<3<3
why don't you tell him how to do the triforce too you faggot
Don't be rude. Umaru threads are suppose to be friendly.
Accept Umaru into your heart senpai
You clearly have some issues right now, would you like to take a seat and talk about them?
I want to marry Ebina. I want to make her happy and take good care of her. I want to hold her in my arms and tell her that I love her. I want to make all her worries go away. I want to give her kisses. I want to let her know everyday how important she is to me. I want to be just as important to her as she is to me. I want to start a family with her. I want to spend the rest of my life by her side. I want to fill her life with joy. I want to embrace her. I want to keep her warm during the winter. I want to cuddle her every night. I want to buy her flowers. I want to protect her from harm. I want to wake up to her face every morning. I want to brush her hair. I want to cook dinner for her. I want to pat her head.
oh yeah? I can see one part of her that's been growing nicely
>It's going to be forgotten by next season
>it's going to be forgotten by next year
How did Sankaku Head managed to design such a cute fucking hannug?
Chibi is cute and Umaru-chan is pretty brilliant how it incorporates that style into a plot device
You have something to say, Tomoko-kun?
well, welcome to the thread Tomoko-chan
guys, all shitposting aside, I love umaru. I love the show, I love the girls, I love the jokes. fuck, I need a season two bros, I need her.
Nug is the pinnacle of well-being that everyone should seek to achieve
To accept the nug is to accept infinite knowledge and wisdom
Nug is love
Nug is life
"nug" is shit
"nug" is ear rape
"nug" is eye cancer
"nug" needs to die
nug is great
nug is musical blessing
nug is a sight to behold
nug needs to live forever
>mfw these shitposters have doomed themselves to bad sleep
you're going to need a long ban to find something better than Umaru
How can anyone be this this salty over a great anime
You should consider it an insult but as an umaruhater I suppose you're used to being delusional
because I value the opinions of someone I've never met that insults me on an anonymous image board so much.
Your terrible opinions and edgy posts are more than enough. look in the mirror, you know it's true
That's a really touching blogpost but I'm judging you by your shitposting and the thread that should be deleted already
Umaru-sama forgive him for he knows not what he says and does
The only worthless shitrat I see is you
Onii-chan would never trash his adorable little sister
You are the one wanting to use her as an onahole....
Have yet to even receive a warning.
Have not broken any rules, so why would I?
Just because you don't like something, doesn't give you the right to get all pissy and try to purge it. If thats the kind of shit you like, then head back towards leddit and tumblr.
1) I always sage
2) The reactions are almost always worth it, which makes it fun.
3) Have nothing better to do in a college dorm in the middle of the week; no partys/etc going on.
>Have not broken any rules, so why would I?
That's where you're wrong, dipshit
1. the replies bump the thread
2. the reactions are exaggerated and an excuse to post reaction images. nobody actually cares, those abuse images are posted every single thread
3. that is extremely pathetic and vacuous
4. umaru to the front page! the front page!
give it more time, some other faggot posted the same exact image and now he is banned. I find it pretty funny that people would call us "Special Snowflakes" for not like that shit while getting triggered over innocent Umaru pics
>MFW Umaru abuse thread also gets archived
Seriously though what is it about Umaru that actually triggers losers so much?
I know, Umaru as character is also completely inoffensive that I just don't see how you can hate her even with her brattiness which she actual tempers down on later on.
For example after being mean to her oniichan for putting peppers in her food, he decided to try to hide the peppers in her hamburg steak for lunch. She got angry but after hearing a lecture from Edina she then acknowledges her brother's hard work for making her meal and when she gets home she tells her oniichan that she will eat them from now on. Where does the hate for the character herself even come from?