It's Valentines Day. How are you gonna spend the day with your waifu?
fapping
Same thing I do every day. Masturbate and play video games.
beg my sister to give me the chocos she gets
I never get any
>>153440467
>get chocos
Are you in Japan?
>>153440448
this, just kill me already
I'm going to take a walk in the woods and be alone, probably.
Wake up, go to school, go home, do homework, fap and cry myself to sleep, just like everyday
>>153440642
>>153440924
Failed normalfags like you are worst than actual normalfags.
>waahh im alone waahh i want a gf waaah
Fucking man up losers.
>>153440394
>Yesterday was my birthday
>Today is Valentines Day
I'm with >>153440448
My life is meaningless
>>153441006
Fuck off actual normalfag.
>>153441053
>have no desire for 3DPD
>never had a gf
>im the normalfag somehow
Im not the one crying for a 3DPD girlfriend on /a/, failed /r9k/ normalfag.
>>153440394
>Wake up
>Eat breakfast
>Go to work
>Eat lunch
>Work some more
>Go home
>Fap
>Go to gym
>Go home
>Shower
>Eat dinner
>Go to lake, drink beers while listening to anime OPs/EDs on r/a/dio and shitposting on /a/
>Go home
>Fap
>go to bed
>>153441006
Why are you putting words in my mouth?
>>153441097
guess it's not that cold out where you are
>>153441223
Bay area
Probably gonna be lower to mid 50s at worst tomorrow night.
>>153440394
I'm going to go to the best bakery and get her a very nice box of doughnuts.
>>153441323
seems comfy, it'll be like 35 here. too cold to go out.
>>153441443
Neo-/a/!!! Haha, we did /v/!
>>153441543
Good job avoiding this thread anon.
>>153440394
By working for the neccessary money I need to repair my PC and recover my waifu folder ;_;
Like this.Shit res, I lost the copy of my submission for Ronery 2014. Good times.
>>153441489
>neo-/a/ is not real!
I dare you to go inside a Kuzo no Honkai threads.
>>153440394
>tfw i have a tooth infection and have to wait 10 days for my root canal
its so fucking painful bros, i just want to take a needle, rip my tooth out and penetrate the tooth pulp with the needle popping it.
watch anime
>>153441723
>>153441489
It's nu/a/ now fuccbpi
>>153441865
!! that is a lot of food id like to eat
and also girls id like to kiss
>>153441006
nice projection there faggot
>>153441723
Sick facebook filename my ironic weeb friend. Do you love to show your epic normalfags friends how much of an epic weeb you are?
>>153441443
I don't see any rules against that on this site.
>>153441865
Some of those girls are already taken in their respective series, you know.
>>153442455
>Some of those girls are already taken in their respective series
That's never stopped anyone. True love wins anon
>>153442455
yea lol /a/ was always ok with blogging.
>>153442494
Yeah, in your imagination. Canon is canon, Anon.
I don't have a waifu but this year Ryuuko will be my valentine.
>>153442705
Actually it happen every single day.
I broke up with her.
Since it's my day off from work, I might just hit up the music store with myinstrumentfuto get her back into shape. Maybe I'll even get a friend while I'm there.
>>153442973
"Nyaah, don't put your mouth there, onii chan! You're fingers are pushing my buttons so delicately, I might, NHAAA IKUU WA YO~!"
Driving my weekender all night long while listening to eurobeat.
This year I just went and bought some chocolates for myself and my waifu.
I bet the cashier thought they were for some 3DPD girl
>>153443468
Nah they probably thought it was all for your fat assjust kidding anon-kun have a good valentines day
>>153441865
Is there not going to be one this year?
>>153442696
suck my cannon anon
>>153443821
Hey, I'm not fat!y-you too
>>153440642
>not being happy you don't have to deal with 3dpd shit
I have a midterm that I haven't studied for
I guess I'll be making Valentines love, since I'm going to get fucking railed.
>>153444252
>Star Kebab
REMOVE
>>153444079
Suck the creators' canons, my man.
>>153441865
>dat stallman
>dat kaiki
patrician taste
>>153440394
I'll rewatch his anime.
>>153444482
you fool
>>153441865
>mona lisa
lost
>>153445271
Why are all Yuifags such cancerous normalfags?
>>153440394
tohru is cute ! Fite me !
>>153445593
>>153445271
There are a lot of girls named "Yui"
Which one?
>>153445593
Because ur an underage redditor who thinks its cool to spam normies at anything that differs from your beliefs because in the two months you been here you only know about normies and a funny green frog.
>>153445633
Hirasawa Yui
>>153446095
You don't have a waifu.
Stick with your disgusting 3DPD whore, normalfag.
>>153446122
Good. One more sane person out of this crazy hivemind.
>>153440394
Gonna take a picture with everything I have with my lovely waifu. Got flowers and all.
I'm drinking a bunch right now. Probably going to just hit the gym tomorrow sometime after. Maybe see if /a/ is gonna do another collab. Would post the collab from last year but the image size is way too big and I don't have the original imgur.
Mai Waifu and her OTP will be making intense love down by a warm fireplace
>>153446577
>lol I have a wife
>lol i fuck 3DPD whore
>im not a normalfag though!
Of course you're also a phoneposter. Kill yourself normalfag.
Lotta suicide threats tonight.
>>153447018
Revisionist normalfag like you are a blight on this board.
Discussing and talking about your 3DPD gf on /a/ have never ever been accepted and were always met with ''fuck off''
>tfw haven't bought her a gift yet
wat do /a/?
>>153447018
>>153447107
I'm going to get her a burger from In N Out
>>153447230
Are you trying to break up?
>>153447182
Sundome made me discover my femdom fetish
>>153447230
Probably the only reason I haven't left LA yet, then again the east coast does have shake shack
>>153447018
lol you're not fooling anyone with your revisionist bullshit, especially since the garbage you're spewing is for the sake of your 3DPD wife who even you don't like any more
Get over your insecurity or just kill yourself
I'll sadly be at work orientation for most of the day.then ill go home and furiously masturbate
>Everyone is alone all year long
>But NOW anon feels bad because people told him it was a special date
What's next? Birthdays are important?
It's just another day in your life.
>>153447352
Congrats anon! You're no longer a NEET for you're waifu!
>>153447352
We should all get together and cum at the same time.
>>153447107
>discussing your 3DPD gf have never been accepted on /a/
maybe after 2007 or that project bullshit /b/ did but in the early years no one gave a shit. Why, because back then anime was a niche hobby in the West, even with DBZ. No one gave a shiet. But starting late 2000s people here got mad that anime was becoming popular and wasn't their niche little thing anymore, so they targeted people later on
lurk for 5 years before you start making up shit
>>153447320 it's call defending your pride, something you underaged shits seemed to forgotten in this society
I will buy her chocolates!
>>153447411
I agree, group fapping
>>153447435
Yeah and in 2007 we were all saying ''for the lulz'' ''xD'' and ''epic for the win'' unironically.
Lurk modern /a/ for 5 years before you start a blogging thread about your disgusting 3DPD whore of a girlfriend.
>>153447435
>back then anime was a niche hobby in the West, even with DBZ
DBZ is for normalfags though, and always has been
>>153447435
Go to bed, grandpa.
>>153445271
Have you told your family about Yui?
>>153447411
>>153447450
With how lewd /a/ is I'm surprised we don't do this regularly
>>153447370
Just like St. Patty's day, it's just another excuse to drink.
>>153447555
We do it on NYE
>>153447555
/a/ was a lot lewder in the past. People would go
>AW YES, I WANAN RUB MY COCK AL OVER HER EYE SOCKET
at any moment. Now /a/ is like this:
>h-holding hands? b-b-but that's lewd!!
It's time to post this old image again
I do not celebrate infidel culture. It's haram.
>>153447731
>he is still going
No one care go blog about it on /soc/
>>153447731
>Yes, I have a framed picture of Yui on my desk
And how does the 3dpd living with you feel about this?
>>153447825
>>153447825
Welcome to /a/ enjoy your stay or don't.
>>153447825
Except in this case the nonfood is delicious and healthy, while the real food is revolting and venomous.
Everyone sure is mad today.
>deleted
Sometime the Janitors are based.
Sometime.
>>153447773
Justified as she has a framed picture of the federation crew I think from LotGH longer before I had mine
>>153447939
They sure are but, isn't it something yearly?
>>153440448
I didn't realize my evil clone also used the Internet.
>>153447939
People here are mad 24/7 the 365 days of the year
I honestly forgot that today was Valentine's Day. I'm glad nobody cares about it in my country
>>153448059
Everyday so It's a yearly thing. 24/7 if want.
>>153447861
Stay crispy and delusional.
>>153447927
You need food to survive.
Is there anything normalfags won't ruin?
>>153441543
cranky
>>153447352
Outdated waifu. I recommend discarding that and getting a new one.
>>153444252
>Asian girl making kebab.
Disgusting
>>153441089
Sure normalfriend. You are fitting in quite good.
>>153447265
Holy fuck I love that reaction pic. Wouldn't expect to see it on /a
>>153447493
not him, but holy shit dog you're fucking off the chain. His wife may very well be fucking disgusting but you need to simmer down. Like you're making me more ashamed to be part of this board than him.
>>153449369
kill yourself
Working hard to make her proud.
>>153449682
Yeah I bet it's a lot of work doing nothing.
>>153449682
this pic is more relevant to the thread
>>153449703
If I didn't use my waifu as a means for articulating and setting concrete goals for self-improvement, then I'd feel I was doing it wrong, or at the very least, doing it very badly.
>>153449775
>Dear progress log: Today I masturbated FOUR times. I'm very proud of what a productive accomplished individual I am and am sure women would be too.
>>153449824
is that what self-improvement means to you? That's kind of sad, anon.
>>153449848
You're a neet who does nothing all day every day and has no intention of changing.
There, try being a smartass and dancing around that.
>>153448458
Shouldn't that webm have like 1s cut out of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oJm2S5F-7w
>>153440467
My onee-chan gives me some chocos every year
A walk along the cold sea front then to our favourite arcade and pizza afterwards.
I love you Makoto.
I don't since it's my dad's b-day.
I'm gonna eat some donuts and do a couple shots of cherry vodka.
>>153441865
Why don't we make one for this year?
>>153447584
I still see anons around expressing their weird sexual desires all the time
>>153441006
This.
Either embrace this lifestyle or fuck off, we don't need whiny wanna be normalfags here. I do nothing but watch anime, play videogames and masturbate and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Depressed faggots go back to >>>/r9k/
crying alone
Playing video games and work.
That reminds me. When did we stop doing the anon and his waifu cards?
>>153451915
living the dream
>>153451915
>I'm so happy I need to rage and tell people to kill themselves
Sure thing buddy.
>>153440394
Probably going to scour Pixiv for content relating to her, and hopefully invest in a storage device so I don't lose everything when my comp goes tits up again. Mobile is a distant second for browsing and posting quality, so the sooner I can recover my shit the better.
>>153452755
>im retarded the post
He's not wrong you know.
>>153452814
>I'm angry and desperately trying to convince myself otherwise: The seriesAlso you can't type for shit.
>>153440394
fat
>>153452755
Why does being happy mean you aren't allowed to call someone out for being a faggot?
>>153452862
If you were actually happy you wouldn't care.
>>153440394
Studying. Maybe if my waifu teaches me I would learn better.
Got 2 days off.
Going to drop acid and spend the rest of the day with her, I feel like getting her chocolates now would just get in the way during the trip but i will surely get her some tomorrow.
>>153440394
I don't have a waifu. And what's you're supposed to do on this day anyway? Make a party and celebrate?
Also, why this thread is so shit? Why people care about what others do outside of this site? It's pathetic.
>>153441585
Jacob go to bed
>>153441865
>that /g/ one
kek
>>153442973
Does this relate to that tuba-vore stuff?
>>153452944
Why does being happy mean I wouldn't care? Even if I was happy, I see someone say 1+1=3 I see no reason not to tell them it's actually 2. Or does being happy entail only minding your own business?
>tfw I'm going to spend it with a real person for the first time
YAY
What are you going to do with your couples anon?
Normalfags should fuck off.
>>153453388
my supervisor thinks im using vacation time to go on a hot date today , indeed I am meeting a woman , for a job interview for a better job relevant to my degree
science is my one true love.
>>153453368
>"fuck off, kill yourself, faggots go back /r9k/'
>get called out on being mad
>"No I'm not mad. Look how calmly I'm typing after you pointed out I was mad, that proves it. I was totally this calm the entire time."
Yeah that trick has worked all of 0 times ever. Incredibly non-transparent.
Finally gonna kill myself.
>>153453498
stream?
>>153453470
I'm not him tho, just curious about the thought process. No need to be so aggressive about it. Seemed like you knew all about being happy so thought I'd ask.
>>153440394
Unfortunately I won't be doing anything.
>>153453533
>And now I'll avatar posting the same girl with a stoic inquisitive face over and over while subtly calling him the mad one. My master plan is coming together perfectly.
>>153447435
Give up. I bet not a single mod in this shell of a board remembers how it was.
>>153453758
Well I mean, even if I was that original poster I don't see how that makes the question invalid. Proving or disproving it doesn't matter so I'm not sure why you are hung up on that.
Actually it's quite interesting that you'd rather assume I'm the original poster and try to attack me instead of just answering the question.
It's true though, you people who hate your life of anime, video game and masturbation are just failed normalfags. How is it not obvious to you? Just ask yourself what would make you happy.
>>153440467
Beg myself to buy me some choco.
>>153451915
My nigga
>>153440394
Lift so I'll have a chance next year.
>>153454095
A chance to do what?
>>153454132
benis in vagina :DDDD
>>153447939
Not me. I'm going out now.
>>153440394
working
then I have to go make arrangements with my family to take care of my cat while I'm travelling for work in a few weeks
tfw I realize that even if mai waifu was real I wouldn't have any time to spend with her
I've started to keep a memento of her with me so I can think of her when I'm not at home. When I get home from work we're going to play and read together.
>>153451915
This guy gets it
>>153440394
I tookhimout to a Sushi bar and then we shopping. It was short but sweet.
Hotglue her figure then go to bed and cry myself to sleep
>>153454975
Not so cute
I filled up and signed a bunch of papers because I got a job instead of buying chocolates so that I can put it next to my monitor with my waifu then fapping afterwards. Fucks sakes, I should've just enjoyed this timeline instead of being a wagecuck.
Go out for dinnerwith my 3D weeb gf
>>153454761
Glorious glorious.
I like your taste
>>153454923
>>153455085
Y-you too.
Go blog somewhere else you fucking normalfags
meet her 5 years ago, and i'm still in love with her
>>153441323
might rain anon