So anon, which 2Dgirl will you spend this Valentine's

I'm fine with 2D girls so long as the D stands for dick.

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>>153434548

Blessings.

>>153435259
Your waifu's what?

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>>153435053
Reasonable taste

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>>153435259
> multiple waifu
You are the scum of the earth.

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>>153435259
QUICK END YOUR LAIFU

>>153435819
>>153435586
>Not having multiple waifu
Its like you guys hate having options.

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>>153434548
Best Artoria.

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My waifu, of course

>>153435865
No you're just fucking gay.

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>>153436040
God, I love jerking off with your waifu.

>>153434548
Ai-chan is so fucking hot

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>>153435259
PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HUNG UP HIGH

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this one

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>>153434548
Excellent taste OP, Ai-chan is the perfect waifu

>>153436335
More like perfect fap material.

Since we're all little girls

Myself

>>153436408
There's no reason why she can't be both

>>153436456
Nah. She's only worth dumping my semen on to her. Not my heart

>>153436523
Agree to disagree, I'm civilized enough to tolerate slander of my waifu

>>153436579
Your waifu is an evil cunt that gets off of sexually frustrating strangers too timid to do anything about it.

And that's why I love her.

>>153436579
i think its libel in writing

a one without cowtits

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>>153435259

>>153436224

A cat is fine too.

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>>153436784
At least post the image faggot

>>153436661
You're*

>>153436831
fuck off

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The one and only.

Please someone walk into my house and kill me, I don't want to be alone again this year.

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>>153435259
>multiple waifus

>>153437251
of*

>>153437328

But anon, you're not alone alone. We are all alone together here. Hence we are not alone at all.

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>>153435259
>>153435865
End your laifu

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>>153435259
/co/ please go back.

>>153434548
None. Because my waifu is 3D

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>>153434548
>Valentine's Day again

Well, time to cry myself to sleep pretending my pillow loves me back.

>>153438126
How is that different than any other day?

>>153434548
I will be making love to mai lifelong waifu, same as always, thank you very much.

>>153435311
Doujins. His waifu draws hentai.

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a full Sleep day

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>>153434548
my cute wifey hotori doesn't have much in the way of lewds so idk

>>153435259
Guaranteed replies.

>>153435586
>>153435819
>>153436221
>>153436769
>>153437405
>>153437596
>>153437738
>taking waifuism this seriously

>>153439513
Your new is showing.

>>153439647
Waifuism started off as a joke, though

>>153439757
No it was meant to not derail threads with 3D bullshit since this is /a/. Thanks for ruining it faggot.

>>153439513
>Not taking waifuism seriously

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I'll imagine I cum in Kumin

>>153439513
>implying there are anyone on /a/ that genuinely takes waifuism seriously
If you've been here for at least one christmas, you'd know.

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>>153434548

None. I'll spend almost the entire day at work.

>>153440672
What does that have to do with fapping?

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>>153434548
My one and only

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My wife, of course.

>>153440749
W-Who would fap at the office? That's nastyas fuck.

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>>153441003
>he doesn't secretly masturbate at work

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>>153441156
Don't tell me you also masturbated secretly at college and/or school.

Can someone

PLEASE

PLEASE

PLEASE

kill me

>>153441265
No, that's disgusting. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>So anon, which 2Dgirl(male) will you spend this Valentine's Day jerking off to?

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Mai waifu.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singles_Awareness_Day

Shoutout to all my SADBOYS

>>153436139
please stop

>>153434890
A man after my own taste.

>>153434548
Tawawa is for the soul not the flesh.

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>>153445268
Then why does Ai/J-chan excite my flesh so much?

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my shit tier Fap waifu

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>>153445268
We all know Tawawa means big shameless boners. No need to hide your shame.

>>153440824
>implying it isn't

>>153434548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPnWyHJPdqo

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>>153436040
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but your waifu is fucking retarded.

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>>153434548
Just me and my nukiges again

>>153434548
>celebrating valentines day with a piece of paper
>not celebrating Halloween 2 the next day when the stores sell all the leftover chocolate at stupid low prices

>confessed on Valentine's day
>got turned down
wew

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>>153434548

>>153448721
Joke's on you, I'm going to fap to 3D and not waste my time with women.

>>153448721
Show us pics when you do the deed!

>>153448503
I suppose this is when your cute childhood friend will support you, making the girl you originally confessed to jealous, turning into a love triangle. Then several more girls will show up and join your harem for no apparent reason. Congrats.

>>153445539
doesn't get much shittier than that.

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>>153434548
akari~n

>>153436784
made me lul

>>153448834
I know it's not a popular opinion, but I like Emilia more than Rem

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>>153448721
>I'm going to fuck real pussy
what are you gay or something?

>>153448816
>cute childhood friend
If only

>>153449143
Cute imouto then?

>>153434548
I will jerk off to my waifu while contemplating my failure and apathy at whatever life throws me.

>>153449172
>only child
fuck me

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>>153449277
>fuck me
Sorry, doesn't look like that'll happen any time soon.

>>153449340
delete

Whatever is good on Sadpanda

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>>153434890
First reply understands.

>>153434890
that's a rare breed of woman

>>153445539

Plot twist: he meant Puck.

>>153449340

Brutal.

>>153449396
I think it's only fair that we should be able to have a panda thread on Valentine's day.

I may get banned for saying this but I unintentionally ejaculate to 3d porn on valentines day. Forgive me /a/. Forgive me my waifu, I'm a bad husband ;_;

>>153434890
You mean girls with two dicks?

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>>153434548
I will spend all the time i have today, gotta attend for engineering classes later

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>>153449179
You too?

probably aqua,darkness,miia

>>153449179
This, except I'll also consider what options I have left since I haven't completely failed yet.

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There's barely any porn of my waifu, but I'll make it work

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>>153436224
That is a cute cat

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>ywn experience this

I don't know, I fap to a bunch at a time. And some boys as well

>>153455544
I can't be the only one wanting sweet tawawa tooth drilling.

>>153434548
My wife, shes giving me a bj right now. Not very happy about it tho.

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>>153455544
feelsprettybadman

>>153455872
What's that shaking even meant to communicate?

>>153455893
>disgust
>contempt
>second hand embarrassment
>giggles internally
>shaking my head familia
Could be anything along those lines

>>153455943
None fit.

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>>153455544
No, I had enough of dentist visits.

>>153456512
>dentist visits.
>not hair washing.

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>>153455544
>you will never text volleyball lesbian pics of j-chan's titties lathered in your jizz
She really needs to get dicked stright

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>>153434548

>>153448953
They're both garbage.

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>>153434548
The one that I always jerk off to, every day.

>>153456769
What's with this shitty translation?

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I want to fap but I'm waiting for the pizza guy.

>>153438158
Literally this. If anything be happy that all the normalfags are doing such mundane things like they are puppets while we discuss important shit.

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my adorable pokewaifu

>>153456769
But why won't she show him even though they're a couple?

>>153459909
I'm sure salary man get's to see, motorboat, and paizuri those tits all he wants, but volley ball senpai isn't allowed to.

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>>153459870
do you fuck her mom on the side?

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>>153460048
they would do the fucking

>>153459544
okay that creeps me out

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I hate my life.
But love Maki-chan!

>>153459636
>discussing who you will be fapping to is important shit

I spent the whole day delivering flowers to 3DPD.

Yes, I work at the florist.

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How's this even a question?

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>>153459544
Who made this?

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>>153443499
Sorry man, your waifu is delicious.

>>153460960
yes, any questions?

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>>153434548
>Which
>Random whores from sadpanda

>>153455544
Feels cash af

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>>153459870
sorry but your waifu is for chicken

Your waifu.

>>153434548
I fapped 5 times yesterday so I don't feel like it

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>>153434548
Reimu

>>153456769
Where's the rest?

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Why would I do any 'jerking off' when I'm spending the entire day with my wonderful wife? Pic related, us last year. I'm going for a kiss today!

>>153464049
Wow, he's short.

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>>153464126
Just a weird angle, that's all. Here'a a better shot.

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>>153434548
you posted her

>>153463095
this

>>153455544
>>153456556
I've had both.

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>>153434548
I still have this old VN to finish, I'll just do that.

>>153455544
>tfw had a boner whilst being cleaned on by a hot dentist
>felt awkward as hell the whole time

>>153451482
How does one unintentionally ejaculate?

>>153459544
>3D body pillows
this I am OK with. The pillow case should be the gym uniform only.

>>153441003
Gilgamesh.jpg

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>>153466705
>swing

>>153466705
What do the symbols on the sides mean?

>>153441265
Wherever I am, I must also fap.

>>153440109
Clearly you're very new. The Wednesday waifu threads and weekend ones bleed autistic, obsessive "love".

>>153469001
public indecency laws, my friend

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>>153434548
This morning I fapped to Vigne from Gabriel Dropout, not realizing that it's Valentine's Day.

My waifu is Remilia though, I should probably fap to a nice vanilla doujin of her later.

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>>153434548
This bitch. Her body was too good to be in a turd like Phantom World.

anyone wanna fap together

no homo

>>153471602
Hand on dick
H material opened.
Ready when you are

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>>153469051
>Clearly you're very new.
Holy fuck the irony. Waifufags on /a/ are nothing more than a bunch of LARPing imbeciles and you're new enough to fall for it. Have you even seen the water bottles and microwave food waifu "shrines" /a/ posted during Christmas? The "obsession" vanishes the very second it crosses into the real world.

>>153471974
Not the other guy but you're still very new if you think the waifu thing is ironic.

>>153434890
I respect that.

I respect you.

>>153472054
you're still very new if you think the waifu thing is serious.

>>153472822
Do you think you're the first newfag to think the waifu thing is ironic?

>>153472986
>I've got no arguments
>I-I'll just keep calling her a newfag!
Everytime.

There's a difference between "not serious" and "ironic". /a/'s flavor of "waifusim" (ever since the concept stopped being mocked and derided all over the board around a decade ago) is more of a "look I'm following the board culture am I fitting in yet" and "hey this anime chick gets me kinda hard guess she's mai waifu now lolz" than the "I worship with this fictional character so much I spent all of my monthly NEETbux on this shrine I made for her and dedicated 5 hours making this valentines candlelight dinner" version found on futaba and 2ch.

>>153473604
Then how do you explain that people don't just have seasonal waifus? You seem to be talking about how people from outside this board use the term.

And you also just admitted that it's been like this for at least a decade. Nice to know that you agree with me then. On the one hand you say that people have been taken it seriously for atleast a decade and then you say that the collage done on /a/ are ironic and not like the ones from either futaba or 2ch. But how would you know? That sounds ad hoc as fuck. Maybe things are as they seem and you're overthinking this.

What else have people done ironically here for over a decade?

>>153473770
>still using the word ironic
>implying "not being serious about waifusim" is synonymous with "having seasonal waifu"
Are you fucking retarded? WHAT's been like this for over a decade? That waifusim has since mutated from a joke into le ebin board culture because newfags desperately jumped on it to fit in?

>But how would you know?
Fucking hell. Did you even read what I wrote earlier? Do you have short term memory loss? I don't care about how long people have been on 4chan but newshits like you who insufferably lecture me about /a/ despite not knowing about something that last happened just two fucking months ago is really getting on my nerves.

>>153474129
You're the fucking newshit. I literally have this discussion every few months with some retarded newfag. If you knew how to use the catalog or search the archives we wouldn't even be having this conversation. You're some retard who actually thinks some it having started as a joke more than a decade ago somehow means that it isn't taken seriously today.

Yuria (Demon Souls)
That one fucking doujin's so good.

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>>153473604
>her
Found the problem.

Christ you normalfags just fuck off

>>153475174
Hiro finally banned all mobile IP's in Europe, so that's a start

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>>153474360
Great argument fuckwit. I gave two examples and you've failed to refute either of them.

If you were actually there in the first place you wouldn't need the fucking archive.

>>153445539
It is a god damm shame that aren't many Dojins of her. She's a boring character but top tire looks and that voice

>>153475407
That isn't new though. What are you talking about?

>>153475407
Most normalfags use cellphones to post. Also this thread STILL isn't deleted. Nice job mods

>>153460900
>going out to dinner with some whore is more important

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>>153434548

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>>153475592
>>>153456567 →
To be blunt two month ago, such things were still met with some "lurk more newfag". Now it doesn't look like anything, and the only things still getting deleted by mods are the GET post.

What happened...

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>>153475719
same

>>153463749
not canon

>>153474360

I'm not sure how people can seriously doubt that someone would rather a 2D than a 3D.

Have they ever dated? It's fucking awful.

Have they ever moved in with their girlfriend? Have they ever gotten married? Biology is a sick joke and you're the punchline.

I wish I could be married to someone 2D. Then I wouldn't have to deal with this shit.

Also Asukafags can go straight to hell and stay there.

so now that it's over

how did it go?

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Come on anons, let's talk about fapping and waifus. Ignore these fags.

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too busy studying for the most part but I got another round in with that Victorian Maid OVA at least.

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So didn't any of you guys get any chocolates?

>>153434548
You're waifu. All of them.