Please give me your attention
I'll introduce to you
A man that is a credit to
Our Chinese animu!
His author is even dumber
yet his show isn't a flop!
he is a common Mary Sue
and his name is Mr. Glop.
And Glop he thinks he may
Be a decent protagonist some day.
[CHORUS]
Oh, Mr. Glop,
you were born by mistake,
You take the caek.
You make us ache.
Tie a rock to your cock
and go jump in a lake.
Kindly do that for anime's sake!
Yes, Mr. Glop is lucky; he found a girl, by gee! He got himself seven bitches, they even cooked and cleaned for free. They went into a dungeon, came out with enough gold to fill a truck, And when they got back in the evening, they argued whose turn it was to fuck. So he shouted, "If you give each other's crotches a lick, I'll do you all right quick!"
Glop hiked back to the city, but wasn't happy laying low. He said, "I'll join a guild, the great K. of the B.O." He went out for training in the morning, nearly got killed before noon. He'd be out there pushing daisies, if his waifu hadn't ran to him so soon! The guild leader said, "You see, You've got my apology."
When the final battle came he shouted, "Let's you and I fight fair!" The GM did oblige him, gee in anime that's rare, But the second time it happened, Mr. Glop nearly faced defeat. Till he overcame his opponent,
And stabbed him in the street!
Unfortunately, I'm sad to say, Mr. Glop has yet to die,
He's still making the plebs squee and causing us to all ask, "Why?" He has a movie coming, a third season too!
Prolonging the agony to be suffered by me and you. And his author says, even the story hasn't all come out.
So we'll probably keep seeing Mr. Glop until the money all runs out!
(In honor of the end of my latest ban)
>>153407782
Do you think you're funny?
Is this copypasta?
>>153409223
No, it's fresh.
Let it die for now. The line breaks are all screwed up due to some weird unicode error that I have to correct.
>>153407782
Kill yourself.