How does one protect themselves from loli attacks?

Don't listen to rock

Buy a real car instead of a Prius.

YOU CAN'T DEFEND

Handguns work in a pinch, but ideally you want rifles or shotguns

>>153405764
>>153405857
I regularly listen to rock music in my Prius how fucked am I?

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You can't. The best you can do is to have a loli to claim you so other lolis won't deliberately attack you. Although they'd still attack you if your loli left you unattended.

Only sure way is to never leave the room.

I'm doing that pretty well, so I'm not in immediate danger.

>>153407357
People like to exaggerate the danger, you'll be fine. DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU JUST RUN

>>153407390
Oh fuck no I think I just heard an "Onii-chan!" from the corner of my room I'm so fucking scared to even turn around and look right now what do I do?

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use the Prius ON the loli

>>153407323
Remember, 9mm is too small. They'll just shrug that off.

>>153405708
You have never even entertained the thought that kids could threaten your life (even unarmed).

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loli olev pat
loli HAET bap

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>>153405708
>one
>themselves

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>>153407357
Don't forget to lock your passenger side door when driving.

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>>153408953
How does one protect oneself from loli attacks?

which occur all of the sudden

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>>153409021
Just make sure you eat your whole grains for the day

Remember, a firm bap above the eyes right beneath their hairline is the only surefire way to knock one out.

They CAN and WILL shrug off small arms fire

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>>153409021
>c.4 by Tribuo Scans (482d ago)

Fuck I was about to pick this up.

>>153409021
>>153409564
what's it from?

>>153408488
How is that cute?

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>>153409789
bullying is cute

>>153409933

shiori pls go

>>153409021
Who the heck wears glasses and sleep mask together...?

Long arms.

>>153407720
Better tell the FBI, they just switched back to 9mm

>>153407720
I didn't know lolis were saiyans.

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>>153409933
this loli knows whats up

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>>153410160
At least saiyans are humanoid. These things are monsters in disguise. All of your moe shows are for the sole purpose of people accepting them as something cute, essentially lowering their guard

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>>153412449

>>153412449
>capture one
>defang it
>rape wet mouth hole
>feed it mushed meat foodstuffs when it gets hungry

Ez

>>153412650
Not when you find that she had a hidden pair of inner teeth in her cunny and throat. Have fun losing your dick

>>153405708
A pat on the head, followed by a kick between the legs, disables the loli. Works every time. In case of multiple lolis, go directly for the alpha loli. This demoralizes the rest of the pack and sends them running.

Trust me on this, I'm a dentist.

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>>153405857
That doujin was divine.

>>153412815
Some of this advice is highly misleading. The position of alpha loli does not exist in the wilderness; plenty of painstaking research shows that lolis only form such a hierarchy in captivity. A wild pack of lolis usually share a familial relationship, or arise naturally from such habitats as schools. They do not follow the orders of an alpha loli, but instead share the common goal, driven by instinct, of hunting men with good taste in music.

Source: My grandpa was a loli breeder and I used to spend a lot of time in my childhood at his farm. Plus I've watched plenty of nature documentaries narrated by Attenborough.

>>153413047
I stand corrected.

>>153405708
source pls

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>>153405708

>>153413047
Link to these documentaries?

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>>153414996
That's not 100% failsafe, though.

>>153405708
>that fucking garbage humour
Japan needs to stop it with the Family Guy-tier "comedy"

>>153405764
Listen to cock instead.

Surround yourself with manly shotas

>>153415129
Are you ok anon?

>>153415102
>Stupid people always stopping before red lights
>I'll show you how it's done

>>153415885
There were no traffic lights there. Moreover the guy just rolled beside a car stopped before a crosswalk which is something that gets your license drying for an extended period of time

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Preemptive extermination should do the trick.

>>153416221
Not like he could have seen the red light if that was a truck.

The idea was that he overtook him with that kind of speed while not being able to see everything.

In German speaking countries there is a phrase for that:
http://www.dict.cc/?s=auf+Sicht+fahren

auf Sicht fahren ... you have to be able to stop in the section of the road you can see
auf halbe sicht fahren ... you have to be able to stop in half the distance of the section of Road you can see
Gefahrensicht ... you have to be able to stop in front of an (plausible) obstacle (if necessary) like a crosswalk or people that look like they want to cross the road or a bus preparing to veer back into the road, ...

I have no idea what name the equivalent concept has in other countries.

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>>153414996

>>153409763
>>153409021
μ & i/Myuu and I

>>153416921
He should have been able to see the crosswalk from way before if he was paying any attention.

Looked to me like he was just trying to pass the stopped car without paying any attention to anything else.

>>153417169
Exactly.

>>153415102
>a snail was not made that day

>>153417954
>>153415102
and he tried so hard. but seriously, its weird how much I want japan to create better truck driving laws. cause this is ridiculous.