I'm super scared right now

That was a joke you know

>>153391628
Was it really?

Best girl. Good show

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I want to hug Hikari.

>>153391195
she can nib nib my cock

>>153393414
Areyou a 2m sensei?

I still think that she is a chuuni and her sister is the actual vampire

I thought those were jokes written by the translators. Thst threw me for a loop. It was almost Gabriel Dropout again.

>>153395036
sensei's like 175m
I hope so ;_;

>>153395331
When characters start making tons of puns and idioms it actually stands out enough that other people comment on it and isn't normal speech? But Daiz told me that's totally normal.

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This character makes the show so awkward, every other demi has at least a minor super power, while there is literally no plus side to having to carry your head.

>>153397935
She also ugly and tall

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sensei will straighten her out

>>153398605
I'm going to fucking murder your asshole if you don't take that back.

>>153397935
>>153398605
>bullying dullahans
What is wrong with you people

>>153398691
She's garbage my dude

>>153398605

Her tits are on par with succubus-sensei and you can do some really kinky shit with her and her head. I don't know what you're complaining about

Dumpire

>>153397935
>No plus side
C'mon anon use your head

>>153397935
Lick your own pussy.

I want to headpat a vampire.
Also the succubus teacher

>>153397935
>there is literally no plus side to having to carry your head.
You're safe from garrotes.

>>153397935
> there is literally no plus side to having to carry your head.
Your arms are longer than your neck.

>>153402921
>Your arms are longer than your neck.
What did he mean by this?

>>153397935
Sure there is, vampire already even pointed it out; you can do a ton of weird lewd shit other people can't.

>>153397935
You can lick your elbows.

>>153399892
I'd rather use her if you know what I mean

I want her to nibble on my neck.

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I want to pet the vampire while her sister watches.

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>>153391195

I don't understand why Hikari is the only vampire in her family. Was one of her grandparents a vamp? How does that even work? Is it genetic? Can she turn someone else into a vamp?

>>153410924
they explained it

its like down syndrome, its your dna fucking up in utero

its like sexy down syndrome

>>153410968
This is even more the case when you discover only girls can become demihumans in the modern age.

What a time to be alive.

>>153399612
Her hairdo is also basically the equivalent to a crazy person running a hair clipper through parts of her hair, and that my friend is not a good look.

>>153397935
Shit while on the go
Throw your head as a own weapon

>>153410924

You didn't see a single episode did you?

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>>153410202
cute bellybutton

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>>153410924
Her dad is a literal cuck

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>>153415828

>>153410202
I want to fuck Himari while Hikari watches.

>>153397935
This little kid is doomed to suffer tendinitis, carpal tunnel or some tendon disease in her hands or arms because our hands are not built to carry a weigth like a head 24/7. God, even with smartphones this generation is suffering like never before with this kind of diseases, imagine with your own head.

Poor little child.

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>>153416322
She could just start wearing that holder device she uses to eat if she can't use her hands.

>>153395815
Sensei's a Gundam or something?

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>>153406490

>>153391195
Vanilla doujins of vamp and sensei
WHEN
H
E
N

>>153416322
Good thing she's not a human with human arms then.

>>153416636
That's racist anon.

>>153391195
Will we see her bite someone?

>>153395331
About that, there was a moment sensei (I think?) talked about Himari being a good sister or something, but he clearly said "kagari", mirror, and her reflection was focused at that moment. What was he talking about?

>>153416424
She already got huge breats. With the added head she'd have massive back pains.

>>153397935
Anything she eats gets instantly transported to her body, she would be the perfect drug mule.

>>153416774
She only bit someone once.
Since it was probably himari, choker is a bit obvious, she most likely felt like complete shit afterwards so i doubt she'll do it again.

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Holy shit, /a/
I'd thought it was just some ecchi crap but after marathoning the first 6 episodes I have to admit that Demi-chan actually heals my soul and ass blisters like a Jesus' touch.

>>153419048
Why the fuck would you think this was ecchi? If your answer is "because I watched monster musume and thought this was a clone" please kill yourself.

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>>153419110
The presence of a succubus, perhaps?

>>153419110
I'm deeply ashamed, such an act of prejudice shouldn't have took place in modern times.

>>153419280
So that's a yes then.

Kill yourself.

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>being an asshole in Hikari Threads

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>>153416611
Not soon enough

>>153419463
The only assholes are the newfags who've seen so few anime that they think anything with not-human girls is a monster musume clone.

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>>153419463
>not wanting to bully Hikari

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>>153419522
>projecting so fucking hard

>>153419590
>Getting this mad that I hit the nail on the head
Go be new somewhere else.

>>153397935
She's a big girl with big tits.

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>>153419526
Batlliance when?

>>153397935
Vampires can't bite your neck if you don't have one.

Machi: 1
Hikari: 0

>>153419619
>he answered
>he must be really mad because he did
Will this board ever stop being shit, I wonder

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>>153419590
>>153419619
>>153419835

>>153419835
The board will be less shit when you retarded ESLfags stop posting and all the current mods kill themselves.

>>153419893
>posting best girl instead of making a fuss
I like this anon

>>153416322
>This little kid is doomed to suffer tendinitis, carpal tunnel or some tendon disease in her hands or arms because our hands are not built to carry a weigth like a head 24/7. God, even with smartphones this generation is suffering like never before with this kind of diseases, imagine with your own head.
Sure when she is like 90 but outside that you have to live an extremely sedentary life or be some leftover reject that mother nature is trying desperately to kill off.

>>153416322
the hands are still, she doesn't stress her hands

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Isn't it possible to reattach a dullahan's head with some duck tape?

>>153420332
Dumb vampire

>>153419526
>mouse cursor

>>153420156
Little weights (as your smartphone for example) being carried for hours stresses muscles. Multiplies that for years and you have the perfect recipt for a tendon disease.

It's the same as the mouse tendinitis. Clicking implies a minuscule work for your tendons and muscles, but repeat that for years, all day (ex: office work), and you will be suffering progresive pain until it becomes unbearable without treatment.

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>its another show with great cute girls ruined with generic """nice guy""" harem protagonist with the charisma of a polite rock.

>>153421923
>it's another retarded delusional yurifag posting thinking anyone gives a shit about his favorite ships

>>153422005
It doesn't have to be yuri, if you write a Harem, the MC has to be a very charismatic and interesting character or else it just reads like trash.

Araragi is harem MC done right. If you a random nerd doesn't find the MC likable or interesting how the hell do you expect a pile of cute girls to have wet loins over that person.

>>153422120
>Muscular, responsible, kind adult with a stable job
Girls like muscles, get off your fat or bony ass and pick up some weights and you'll find out.

>>153422248
Sure, Sensei is a generic buff nice guy, but does he have any hobbies, any endearing character flaws, any sort of interests out of being a generic self insert? No its just a cardboard caricature to fulfill the sexual fantasies of nerds, there is no underlying personality that would make reading a story about this person interesting.

>>153397935
Cmon anon, its easier to suicide
Just throw your head in the lake

So when is Sensei going to fuck Vampire?

hikari has a dumb sounding laugh

>>153422318
>Yeah he's mature and handsome, doesn't get flustered around girls, is kind of smart and responsible and stuff
>But does he have any sweet hobbies and character flaws like me?
You're a fucking idiot.

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>>153422120
>>153421923
>harem

>>153422318
>>>/reddit/
Take your poor use of buzzwords with you.

>>153397935
>while there is literally no plus side to having to carry your head
You ever tried to decapitate someone with no head?

>>153421923
>'''''
I can't believe someone replied seriously to this retard.

>>153422507
Stop projecting, I'm not making the argument that I would be the best harem MC and i deserve a harem of cute girls, you fucking illiterate ingrate.

I am saying this story, is a boring sack of garbage because it is written about a character who is a boring sack of meat. It's not entertaining because the endearing comedic bits with the girls are ruined by pages of them blushing over Beef Mclargehuge doing simple nice tasks. Sensei is not a person its just a caricature, it's like reading a fan-fiction.

>>153422585
Fuck off nu-/a/ loser, not everyone on this board has a cuckolding fetish for watching Japanese men's wish fulfillment vehicle fuck cute girls.

>>153422652
>decapitate
You ever tried to stab a girl's head while she's busy carrying it and can't defend herself without dropping it?

>>153397935
Monster Musume's dullahan can attach her head to her body just fine, it's just easy for it to fall off. Why can't this girl do the same?

>>153422708
>I'm a stupid delusional yurifag and I honestly think that my opinion means anything
First off, learn to use a comma properly if you're going to accuse someone being illiterate. Second off, stop pretending you're not a stupid yurifag when in fact it's very clear that you're a stupid fucking yurifag. You're all insufferable, none of the shit you say is even close to being reflected in reality, and your taste in anime is shit. No one cares what you think.

>>153422708
>cuckold
Wanna know how I can tell you've been here for a day?

>>153422708
>>153422846
See: >>153419893

>>153422894
>Stop being mean to crossboard retards
You "everyone should get along and be nice" faggots are almost as bad as they are. This isn't a hugbox, get over it.

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>>153422843
Monster musume's dullahan's neck isn't spewing green fire that connects her head to her body, though.

>>153422846
>Wahh ur this type of person and you what you say is wrong because I can't muster a refutation wahhh

>>153422871
I've regularly had this argument for various seasons and invariably people just whine and can't say anything in response.

Examples of good male characters
>Nozaki from Nozaki-kun, is sort of dense but it's because of a slavish love to his art and it fuels endearing comedic bits for the one sides love affair
>Zen from Red Haired Snow White, literally a dashing prince, but often has internal conflicts about his responsbilities and if hes taking advantage of the MC or not

Shoujo writers are a million times better at it than little penis japanese men writing about what they wish happened in high school.

>>153422956
But the flame isn't hot

>>153422708
Oh great, a literal fedorafag.

>>153423026
You'd still need to remove the flame, though. See pic related on my previous post.

>>153423022
>I'm literally a faggot that just got here from reddit that doesn't understand characterization in the slightest
Next time you want to try to fit in, try not to pretend that Nozaki is a super interesting and well written character, and don't use the English fucking titles.

You're aggressively stupid, your taste in anime is utter shit, and you know literally nothing about characterization.

>>153423022
So you don't like it? Then what are you doing here?

>>153423113
>Wahh wahh ad-homenin ur argument is shit wahh

Stop being so insecure that someone disagrees with you.

>>153423161
I was simply expressing my distaste and then >>153423113 over here thinks he has to be on a moral crusade to convince others his taste in sophomoric sexual fan fictions makes him a paragon of virtue.

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>>153423022
>Examples of good male characters
>Nozaki

>>153422941
Then shut the fuck up you faggot and talk about the show.

THESE GIRLS ARE SO FUCKING CUTE

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>>153423390

>>153423390
Everyone except Machi is cute.

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>>153423471
>Machi isn't cute

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>>153423471
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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>>153423390
this anon gets it.

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>>153397935
she could do this

>>153423390
Updated yuki in the op is so fucking cute and charming holy shit my heart.

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>>153423390

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crossover when?

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These are your daughters for the rest of your life.

>>153424444
I want to fuck my daughter.

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>>153424444
This is fine.

checked

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>>153416526

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>kirawarechau kara yaranai kedo ne~
God I love her voice so much.

>>153416611
Solo doujins of Machi licking her ass
WHEN
H
E
N

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>>153419273
NEXT FUCKIGN EPISODE

>>153424444
Great.

I might have to get a larger basement though.

>>153423609
very cute

>>153397935
One person fuck + rimjob

>>153423533
So if you stick your dick down Machi's throat would it appear on the other part of her body?

>>153397935
they're not supposed to be advantages
this show is basically the bastard child of katawa shoujo with monmusu

>>153397935
She is the key to faster than light travel.

>>153416424
>using a retard harness that makes you look like Quasimodo
There's got to be a better way to eat

>>153432420
She can just feed her head standing in her generic pillow

>>153397935
it was mentioned that there is basically no limit to how far apart her head and body could be.

You could spit roast her from two different countries.

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What is this face trying to convey

>>153434390
A sick neck fetishist close to getting off.

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>>153434390
Lust.

>>153434390
Bad taste

>>153434390
Adolescence.

>>153397935
>literal portals
>not a superpower

>>153437123
What use could a portal that only goes inside her have?

>>153437852
Illegal imports.

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>>153437852
Have you ever wondered where to get the leather for a bag of holding?
Have you ever wondered why dollarhams are so rare?

>>153423253
But your taste is garbage and you're incredibly pretentious.

>>153438061
Its a regular bag, the storage is magic an shit

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>>153391195
As you should be. This is a creature of the night. A monster who feeds on the weak.

>>153397935
She's safe from vampire attacks.

>>153438986
[nibnib intensifies]

>>153439324
The awkward scenes with the sensei are funny, specially the one with the succubus.

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>>153419273
sure thing m8
she's so damn lewd

>>153424530
Just one?

>>153398605
hey FUCK YOU mang

>>153397935
Rimjobs whilst fucking

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>>153410924

>>153423471
I know right, Machi is beautiful

>>153410924
Think X-Men first-gen mutants, not genetic inheritance

It was a completely random mutation

>>153437852
Have her swallow things on one side of the border, give her lots of laxatives, and boom! you have your own personal smuggling tunnel (for small objects).

>>153437852
>send her head on a mission to mars/the moon with a bunch of astonauts
>place samples in satchels that won't break down
>get her to eat samples and shit them out on the other end

boom, mars -> earth transport

>>153441289
just put a small tube in it.
>all_the_way_through

>>153439324
Why does he read like this?

>>153442330
Keeps the vamp out of his lap.

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Machi gets a new hairstyle

>>153442330
Maybe his neck hurts.

>>153442906
I like it better

>>153410202
I want to turn hikari into a strap-on and use her to fuck her sister

oh - fun fact: strap-on backwards is no-parts

>>153442906
WHAT

>>153442906
It's way more femenine, but isn't the same as Yukki?

>>153423593
holy moly

so - so pointy

>>153442906
When does this happen?

>>153443845
it doesn't

totally shopped

Machi = Succsensei > Vamp > Imouto > Yuki

>>153419792
le black man pointing at forehead meme.jpg

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>>153426711
odd yet slightly arousing?

>>153410924
skips generations or you know, it's a recessive gene, so there's no guarantee everyone will have it

how much does vampire like yukionna?
is vampire going to win sensei bowl?

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What is this face trying to convey?

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>that scene where Sensei walks into his room to find a severed head on his table

Just for a split second it freaked me the fuck out but then they quickly cut to the rest of her body on the couch.

Dullahan is too weird.