Which button would you press, /a/?

>>153380311
one piece, no debate.

>>153380311
Harem.
While the Harem genres is the only anime genre I actively despise, being able to live on your own with no expenses to pay is way too tempting and I can just ignore the haremettes.
The other options involve either a live of violence or a life unlike the one I already have.

The only option is cute girl. Anyone who disagrees needs to leave.

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>>153380311

Either the 2nd or 5th.

My Parents are expecting me to find someone being the oldest child.

>>153380507
What good is being a girl if you're not guaranteed an onii chan

>>153380311
Harem for practicality, CGDCT for comfy.
At worst, if all the haremettes are worst girls, you tell them to fuck off and file a restraining order if necessary. At best, you achieve harem ending immediately and thereby avoid all the shitty aspects of the genre.

>>153380311
Harem route. That house and shit is paid for. You don't even need the harem part since you live alone. Just get some autismbux and bam, you're set for life.

>>153380311
I was going to go with One Piece but then I remembered how unpleasant Impel Down is. I'll do the mecha.

>>153380311
2nd because it requires the least amount of effort on my part.

The only thing that holds a harem MC back is their own stupidity and I'd like to think I'm more self-aware than that.

KyoAni show would depend a lot on what archetype I am. If I have to be an obnoxious tsundere then I go harem route but if I get to be a cute tomboy or ojou then I go for that

>>153380311
#2 easily

>>153380311
GUNDAM

The instant death option.

>>153380311
Harem.

>>153380311
Is there anime like the last one?

>>153380311
> Reading ALL that shit.

>>153380311
I swear to god, the keitai thing gets me every single fucking time, I'd press that one.

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>>153380311
>can never die in a fight
>die

>>153380311
Mecha series is the only right choice.

>>153380311
The only downside of harem route is there is that tsunshit character who will ruin your days.

I'd consider Keit-ai route for shits and giggles.

>>153380311
Mecha one.
I fucking love giant robots.
Easiest choice of my life

>>153380311
mecha series

>>153380871
I think so

>>153380761
>>153381063
>>153381142
>you never interact with your love interest because she's always working and you're on the front
>even if you're the best pilot in the galaxy, one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war
>best bro dies
>you get PTSD
>you can't be killed in action, so you're captured
>rot in POW camp

>>153380311
The Mecha one, I love military stuff like battles and nationalistic wars but the only bad thing is I can die in the fight. But according do the picture I'm immortal in a fight so it's OK.

>>153381284
>one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war
That depends heavily on the mech show in question

I would unironically press #5, because then the girl can also fall in love with my AU self and we can do double-dimension dating.

>>153380311
your mom's button

>>153381284
>implying you wouldn't genius your way out of any sticky situation

>>153380311
3, I guess being Jesus Yamato isn't too bad if I'm not a fucking retard with the most asisnine pacifism.

>>153380311
>pick one piece
>customise your perfect harem and sail off into the sunset
the only correct choice

Can the harem have boys instead?

>>153380311
Harem.

I want a nee-san that I can knock up.

>>153380311
2 because neet life. would pick 3 but don't want to see my best bro die

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>>153380311
Kyoani button, of course. Becoming a cute girl and doing cute things forever is my goal in life.

>>153381256
ok

>>153381910
You only look like a cute girl forever, it doesn't say doing cute things forever.

Plus I don't know if I'd want to go through high school and college again, ESPECIALLY nip college

Harem so that I can just be a NEET until I die while all my expenses are paid. Being a cute girl is tempting though.

>>153380311
If I pick the One Piece option, can I be a cute girl as well? And my OTP be one of the other crew members. And the other two crew members are also cute girls who are an OTP with each other.

Also, my super power would just be lighting logia. There isn't much you can't do with full control over electricity.

>>153380311
3, and basically be mecha Flashman.

>>153380311
Harem. No butt pirates.

>>153380311
FINDS A WAY

>>153380311
What if I choose #1, but make my 3 custom companions into a harem?

Best of both worlds!

>>153380311
I hit the middle three at the same time. What to I get, Rinne no Lagrange?

>>153380311
444444444444444444

Anyone who doesn't choose 4 is an irredeemable faggot

>>153382339
One can more or less be four.
But with a pirate life instead.

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>>153381980
Being a cute girl forever is already reason enough to pick it, especially going through school as one. It also does say that you'll do cute things every day.

>>153382484
>be cute for the rest of your life becoming a lolibaba
>or superpower harem pirates
CANT CHOOSE

>>153382521
Yeah, but wouldn't you rather have super powers and be a cute girl?

>>153380311
Number 2 sounds like I can be NEET, so that one.

>>153382553
Making a harem is total shit tier.
Doing it like this >>153382110 is better.

>>153382521
Doesn't matter whatever you do as a cute girl will always end up as cute in one way or another

>>153380311
>superpower of your choosing - and 3 companions with the powers of my choice

i choose omnipotence, then fuck of to a less retarded series with 3 characters of my choice to tag along. if i cant choose some power along these lines i pick harem MC

>>153380311
One Piece. I can pick the most bullshit power ever, my companions are all cute girls with equally bullshit powers and they all like me (so it's basically a harem). Finally I can use my meta-knowledge of the One Piece world to do all kinds of cheap stuff.

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>>153382602
But not being an eternal loli is horrible.
Aging is horrible

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>>153382562
Yeah, but not in the One Piece world.

>>153382615
Exactly. That's what I was saying.

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>>153380311
>you magically live on your own with no expenses to pay
>with no expenses to pay
>no expenses

>>153382673
You can make your super power never aging or ability to control age.
Or, if you want to be cool. You could pick the super power I did, with with electrical logia. And with full control over electric you could rebuild the telomeres in your DNA strands which would basically make you have eternal youth anyway.

>>153382673
That's why you pick a devil fruit power that lets you be an eternal loli.

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>>153380311
Kyoani button. I want to become a cute anime high school girl and do cute things.

>>153382830
Rebuilding telomeres will only stop you from dying and old age.

You'll still get well past loli, but hypothetically you'd be like mid 20s-30s

>>153382835
it never said devil fruit power, so why limit yourself - just pick whatever grab bag of powers you want and have one of them being a little girl

>>153382991
It says A super power so you'll need to pick a power that lets you reasonably get a lot of other powers.

>>153382882
Sort of, but not exactly. Your age is based on your telomere progression of deterioration. So, if you repaired your telomeres to the point they were at when you were 13-14ish you'd basically just age backwards if you were already in your 20s. It wouldn't be like an instant change, but you could control your "age" for the most part.

>>153383105
Sure your biological "age" is based on telomeres but it's not like you could physically de-age by regenerating your telomeres. If you're already 25 you'll just stay 25 and never age.

Or at least as far as I understand it.

>>153380311

>1st button
>choose power of omnipotency
>create my own universe
>create avatar copy of myself and place him in world I create
>live as my avatar and pander myself with my favourite fetishes and fantasies until I die
>create another avatar and repeat

Mecha

>>153383053
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence

thats the one i would pick

>>153383198
I'm sure you understand the basics on what DNA is and how it is your body's blue prints more or less. And I'm sure you know how mitosis works as well. A cell (with DNA in it) copies itself. And the cell has your "current blue prints" in it. So when it gets copied again and again that will be how your body builds itself, off that current blue print.

So, if you reset all your telomeres, that's what is going to get copied when your cells do mitosis. Thus, effectively rebuilding your body into a smaller version of itself.

>>153380311
Unironically I would choose the last button

>>153383198
>>153383573
people keep growing even after reaching adulthood, 200 year old would look hilarious with huge ass, ears and nose, hair would grow all over the place.

>>153383714
Can you not read what you are replying to?

>>153380311
I've narrowed it down to one of the 3 that takes place in modern times in a semi normal world compared to ours. If I had to pick probably Keit Ai.

>>153383771
>If you're already 25 you'll just stay 25 and never age

this is false.

>>153383851
Seeing as how you're so fucking stupid you can't even read or type, you should just stop talking.
You don't even know the context of what you're replying to.

>>153383908

have fun with your pseudo science discussion then

>>153384143
It's not really total pseudo science. Fixing telomeres in a single cell is doable with current real world technology. But, that doesn't do any real good. If you had total control over electricity, you could easily fix all your own telomeres. But, that's where the fiction part starts.

>>153384296
I'm pretty sure if you had total control over electricity, and hence electromagnetism. you could do a lot fucking more than fix telomeres as you're basically a fucking god at that point

>>153384385
Indeed. But the context of this conversation was a guy wanting to be a loli. And I was explaining how you could use electrical control to do that.

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>>153381284
>one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war
Not with that attitude, faggot

>>153384578
You just need hard work and guts

>>153381284
>have your mech so that there is only victory or death in battle ( and since you cant die in battle only victory)
>charge the enemy HQ solo or something

*frantically hammering button #4*

>>153380311
#2 because I can at least go the Harem route if I choose to.

Speaking of which, am I allowed to incorporate other -dere types into my Harem?

mecha

>bro it up with my bro
>fuck the hottest bitch around
>shoot lazors in my gundam
>always win

Why choose any other option?

>#1 pirate
>#2 you can't choose what they look like
>#3 fucking Macross
>#5 shitty forced meme version of a long-distance relationship

I choose #4. All the rest are obvious traps.

I would absolutely hate to be a heroine in one of KyoAni's Key adaptations.

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Here's a new challenge for you.

>>153380311
Just send me to HxH world you pleb

>>153387141
>shaft
>cute girl

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>>153387141
Hard one. I think I'll go with SHAFT.

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>>153387708
>shaft
>not cute girl

>>153387728
>Hard one. I think I'll go with SHAFT.
>Hard. SHAFT

Lewd

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>>153387141
>SHAFT show

That will just result in any show that isn't Zetsubou-sensei or Monogatari Series to get the literal SHAFT in terms of sales.

Not worth it. I want to be in best-selling shows.

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Pirate crew
Could be fun, but......
>marines are constantly on your ass
>kaiju and wicked strong warriors are common place
>natural disasters are a daily occurrence
>unless you've got a high tech ship and a strong crew to match you are deader than fried chicken

But I'll bite

Me
Plasma logia
either that or
super robot paramicia with growth and the ability to make more super robot skills
(ie, nanomachines, beams.make tiny versions of myself, transform into vehicles, etc.)
it's not that strange when you consider capone has the shiro shiro no mi

Crewmate 1#
Manta ray fishman who can fly
>master of fishman karate
>has pretty good haki and geppo
>likes to make seafood

Crewmate 2#
Maltese Mink navigator
> Good at sniffing things out and has above average observation haki
>good sense of direction
>very dog like personality
>is an adept spear user

Crew mate 3#
Tontata girl doctor
>Has the sick sick fruit
>she can create any germ or vaccine imaginable
>not much of a fighter but knows how to crowd controll
Option 2 is shit
>These hoes could look like Methuselah for all you know
>I don't even have a sister


Option 3 depends
Are we talking SUPER Robots or realistic robots
>If realistic robots, fuck no
>if super could be pretty cash
>4 &5
fuck you

>>153387846
>not wanting to be a little girl
>not wanting to find a way

Shit taste mate.

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>>153387826
>not wanting to be wide

>>153387846
Option 2 or Option 4 are the best

You don't have to fuck any of them, in fact because it's a harem you're almost guaranteed not do and can just ignore them for easy neetbux.

4 would be nice to have friends

>>153387826
How's 3-gatsu doing

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>>153387826
Did you say best-selling show, anon?

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>>153389130

>>153380311
Where's the kill your dad button baka

>>153388619
not wanting to be a little girl
>periods
>boobs hurt
>no intimidation factor so I would be scared walking home at night
>vaginas are hard to clean
>have to buy hair care, makeup, etc
Shit sucks man

>not wanting to find a way
I fuck plenty of hoes man, no use for that shit.
>>153388773
I've seen harems, and these bitches can get annoying after awhile

>>153389950
You can take pills to stop your period and just don't walk home at night or do so if you want some dick.

You wouldn't have to buy shit, too

>>153389950
KyoAni girls don't get periods

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>>153389793

Fine, here

>>153390221
gf jutsu

>>153380311
>KyoAni show

So you're a 13-15 year old girl who never ages? I could see that being interesting. You live on your own, pay no bills, and have 50,000 yen deposited into your account each month. As your friends grow up and move off to college, you keep checking your school ID and seeing your birthday has moved ahead by one year. The officials and teachers at school never seem to notice or care, and treat you liek a new student every 2-3 years. You're stuck in high school for eternity, doomed to watch your friends move away to uni, grow old, and die. The teachers and principals slowly age around you and retire, and die. You sit through the same classes year by year, eventually memorizing every word of the textbooks they issue. Eventually you become bored, and sometimes act like a slacker all 4 years, other times you're the smartest kid in class. Every 4 years new girls come into the school and you make new friends, sometimes joining the music club, other times joining a sports club. You rotate through and eventually become a master of all the clubs there. Some years you don't join any club and spend those years just sitting in your room looking out the window as the world passes you by.

Over the decades you notice how the world is changing. Soon cybernetics becomes common, then androids begin to walk among you. Eventually, far in the future, school is unnecessary, as brain implants are able to control children and teach them anything immediately. You remain the same age though, and think back on the centuries and all your friends who passed you by. You try to remember their faces and name, where they went to college, what they studied. Their kids, their kid's kids. You realize that it's been a hundred years since you last thought about those girls you were friends with, and what club you joined that year. Nothing really matters anyway, and sometimes you forget the hell you're trapped in. Other times it keeps you up at night, wondering what the end will be

>>153380311
>mecha
As long as is not humanoid shaped nor controlled by human physical extremities I am gladly in.

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>>153390561
>get far enough in the future where science is advanced enough to grant you time control abilities
>travel back to the PRESENT DAY
>start playing with various timelines
>literally become god

>>153390561
You could just kill yourself if you get sad and/or bored

>>153390561
It doesn't say anything about not aging, in fact it does imply that you will die at a normal time; the only difference is that your outward appearance remains that of a 13-15 year old girl.

>>153390773
I took it as meaning that you will be a cute girl for the rest of your life, but will still age and die.

Which means I can finally live out my dream of being a Christmas Cake.

>>153390724
Sure, but most normal people don't want to kill themselves. I never said you'd have a bad life, in fact, looking like a cute young girl will probably make life pretty easy.

>>153390773
It's just a fun idea I went with.

>>153380311
>press first button
>customize your companions to be your harem

>>153389950
>fucking hoes

This is the love of your life stuck in another dimension, anon!

>>153380311
First one. Get the power of omnipotence. Then get the rest of the buttons, picking any one of them depending on my mood for the day.

>>153380311
Harem

>>153380311
If I could live in the Tenchi Muyo multiverse, then I'd gladly press the harem button.

Hell, I don't even need a harem, I just think that series would be a fun place to live in. A harem would just be a nice bonus.

>>153380311
pirate crew in one piece easy

One Piece
Power is I ate the Umi Umi no mi Logia Devil Fruit
gg

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>>153393938
>Power is I ate the Ocean Ocean Devil Fruit Logia Devil Fruit

>all these people not wanting to be the cute girl
Where have the times gone?

>>153394303
Shit

>>153380311
YO

>>153380311
Mecha. It would force me to actually do something, give me a friend, and make me appreciate the little time I get to spend with my loved one. I considered the harem route but I would probably just keep being the worthless piece of shit I am today. Also can't pick their looks and that is scary.

>>153380311
Pirate adventures are tempting but I'd go with mecha.

I could exploit the first for omnipotence but it feels like it would suck the fun out of everything and I'd eventually be left a hollow shell, blowing up universes being the closest thing I have left resembling amusement. I'd end up erasing all existence and nonexistence out of sheer boredom before killing myself.

2nd or 3rd. Tough choice.

>>153380311
Picking other than harem should not be allowed

>>153396413
What if you're not a retarded brain dead degenerate?

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Mecha, I want a cool robot.

Can't decide between pirate and gundam
Would pick keitai for fun if my life wasn't shit

>>153380311
harem
you get to live in a house for free if anyone picks anything else they're retarded or spoiled by their parents basements

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>>153380311
>Picking anything but the harem

there are retards in this thread RIGHT NOW

>>153397715
pick D, never use power, and if I die IRL lol.

>>153380311
obviously i'd FIND A WAY

>>153397715
You'd be so dead in 3, 4 or 5. Especially 3.
1 could be interesting but it's almost certain that you'd die. So I choose 2. My death is not 99,99% certain, unlike the other 4.

>>153397845
B-but superpowers

>>153380311
Mecha or harem.

>>153397850
See >>153396736
Anyone who picks the harem is literally a less evolved human.

>>153398429
The appeal of the harem isn't the girls its the free living

>>153398652
1 and 4 also have living for free implicitly. If you're also a teenage girl you're always going to have parents taking care of you.

And your crew in One Piece is customizable. So you could have someone that always provides food/anything else you need magically.

>>153380311
Give me the mech.

>>153398254
Can you tl;dr the curse for me?

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>>153380311
>You are part of the main cast in a KyoAni show. You are a teenage little girl

Say no more.

i want the robot

>>153380311
>People still using my button pic 6 years later
I love you guys so much, never change /a/

>>153400264
Don't lie. I'm the first one who posted it.

>>153400311
I made this one day while skipping lectures, at the time click a button threads were popular. The original pic had Pokemon as the last button it was editted for Keitai recently. Don't have to believe me anon I'm just happy /a/ remembers

>not choosing Gundam
What the fuck are you guys doing.

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>>153390221
gf jutsu obviously. there's not even a contest here.

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Well /a/?

>>153401234
Tomboy

>>153401234
The aunt, because the others have waaaaaaay too much baggage for me to handle

>>153401234
aunt is hottest, but i'd probably go with cuz

DAUGHTER
A
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T
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>>153401234
3rd one. Didn't even read the scenario.

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>>153397505
Since it says that your love interest is a popstar, chances are that you'll get a cool one.

>>153401234
I'll take one pure tan tomboy, hold the tits.

No backsies.

>>153380311
Mecha series would be cool.

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>>153380311
>four

>>153380311
Mecha or KyoAni... hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Fuckin tough call

>>153381980
>>153382521
>you will look this way for the rest of your life
>dies at the age of 17

>>153380311
Harem
I can put up with a little bullshit if it means I don't have rent.

>>153401234
The aunts baggage is nothing compared to other ones.
Aunt>Cousin>little sister>twin>oldersis>daughter

>>153380311
Mecha or Keit-Ai, I can't decide.
But I wish the girl I fall in love with in Keit-Ai is also the same international popstar in the mecha anime.

>>153401234
daughter, i'm equally as sick anyway

>>153402918
Since that's Swift S. Lawliet who's posting, it would most likely be Taylor Swift who's the international popstar who's his love interest in both the mecha anime and in Keit-Ai.

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>>153382991

> pick skill hunter as power

> collect devil fruit powers from enemies, become overpowered as fuck

One Piece isekai? Yes please

>>153380311
Last button, nothing is more beautiful than tragic love and meme magic.

>>153401234
>twin
Time to fight!

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>>153401234
I get a loli daughter to fug AND she'll take out my hag wife for me? Easy pick.

>>153401234
>No one choosing the imouto

you fucking faggots.

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There's only one option.

>>153380311
GUNDAM PILOT IN NEXT LIFE PLEASE BEING X

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>>153380311
One Piece button is the only sane option. I'd pick the Emotion Emotion no mi, giving me the ability to control the emotions of others, inducing fear, hatred, blind anger, blissful happiness, and form those emotions into energy-like attacks. One of my companions, a cute female, would have a Devil fruit enabling her to phase through things or people, and would be an assassin. The others would be a greedy cook with a penchant for hoarding sweets, and a doctor afraid of needles.

>Harem
Yeah, no. Not dating my fucking sister. Gross.

>Mecha
No thanks, too high of a chance of getting bisected by lasers.

>KyoAni
I don't want to be a girl.

>Last one.
Yeah, no.

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>>153403984

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>>153403984
this

But only if I can pilot the pictured mobile suit

>>153380311
Harem Button is the only one with free electricity, free gas, free water, free everything.

You can be a NEET with the Harem Button.

>>153401234
I feel bad, because I know I can't make all of them happy, and that I can't make their lives more fulfilling no matter what I do. I hurts to read that the bad-ends to the stories are baked-in. It hurts to think that no matter how much happiness I try to bring them, they we'll never be completely happy and content. Does this make me some kind of faggot?

>>153398756
You are fucking retarded.

How is One Piece button living for free when you still need money and are either forced to a bitchboy of either the World Government or Marines or the Yonkou?

Every island you go too essentially has a ruler as well.

Life isn't that fun in One Piece.

>>153404232
That sounds fucking horrible,
3/10 won't even make it out of Grand line

>>153381284
nah, Imma save the galaxy

>>153401234
aunt, hands down

>>153404310
It says "main character," so you'll probably end up with a Gundam.

>>153380311
third, because living standards

>>153380311
Would easily pick Keit-Ai if the girl I fall in love with is the international popstar I want and can also get if I chose the mecha anime.

>>153380311
Harem sound safe and comfy, but do I really have to hang out with some annoying bitches all the time? I'll lock up them in a basement if possible.

>>153404557
>How is One Piece button living for free
Did you read the first few words and then just stop all together?
Because your question was answered in the post you are replying to.

>>153380311
Mecha option for sure. I'm a genious, I can never die in a fight (which really should be in the OP option), I have a cool best bro and a hot famous rich talented girlfriend? That's the fucking life, man.

>leader of OP pirate crew
fuck that, man. Regular people arent so adventures to want to almost die on a daily basis
>little girl option
the fuck
>that last option
the fuck
>harem
Actually a pretty good one. Non-stop sex actually without a care in the world.

>>153380311
What anime is #5 based off of?

>>153401234
cousin, the only cunt that won't get you in trouble

>>153408084
Your Name.

>>153380311
I WILL FIND A WAY

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Is it bad that I don't care to have a relationship since I've gone so long as being a kissless virgin that I'm not even upset any more by it?

>>153397715
Just use the Geass to let a shifter give their powers to you, and bam legs regrown.

You can probably find them by forcing suspicious members of the military to divulge their secrets and forget the conversation ever happened.

After that you command the coordinate to destroy all the titans, and gtfo of that hell hole before the outsiders catch on.

I'm a dick sucking faggot.

Harem.

>>153380311
5>2>1>3=4

>>153381284
>I've never seen a mecha show

>>153380871
yes

>>153401234
I don't see any major problems with the aunt. The other 5 have relatively major problems. The aunts is rather minor in comparison

>>153401234
Aunt, if I can talk her out of having kids. Don't have the patience to deal with cousin, and onee-san is just too heartbreaking.

>>153402203
That would be pretty nice

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>>153380311
Kira Yamato button is the obvious choice.
>Waifu
>Best bro
>A fucking gundam
>Plot armor

>>153401234
>not wanting a female version of yourself to spar with
you all have HORRENDOUSLY shit taste

>>153380311

The one that peacefully kills me in my sleep.

>>153401234

Cousin isn't incest you dunce.

>>153411016
Pathetic, isn't it.

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>>153411016
>She's way stronger than she looks.
Hahaha, good luck.

>>153401234
aneki > daughter > imouto > twin > not wincest > aunt > cousin

2nd on the condition I can fuck one of the girls with no consequences.

>>153380311
>live on your own without expenses to pay
this.
forget about the whores.

>>153380311
1. Choose omnipotence as superpower, do whatever the fuck you want

2. >you can't choose what they look like
Shite

3. >you can never die in a fight
Get wrecked during one of your times as a non-combatant, it's shite

4. >you will look like that for the rest of your life
Because you die after highschool, it's shite

5. Self-explanatory.

If you complain about my definition of "super power of your choosing" then 4.

>>153401234
Twin option sounds fucking dope.

>>153411016
>female version of myself
>I am literally an overly tall, lean, white, blonde haired, blue eyed, effeminate looking bishie who already had a long list of exes throughout my past

Damn son, I might as well be dating Taylor Swift herself, literally the exact same thing but no incest and BDSM involved.

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second option.

what am i, a faggot?

Two

>Kill everyone
>live a peaceful life

>>153380311
One piece, never seen the anime but having a power of my choosing and 3 customized companions seems too good to pass up.
2nd choice would be the Harem, while I'm not a fan that a blood related sister would be in it, the whole living on ur own with no expenses to pay seem amazing. Even if it's a small single room apartment would work for me.

>>153404232
>getting bisected by lasers.
It says you can't die in a fight. You could run in there naked and still somehow live

>>153393529
This. It's one of the better grand space operas, but it's so comfy at the same time.

>>153380369
>>153380369
This

>>153401234
Give me the Daughter.

Who would even bother picking #5? That sounds like more trouble than it's worth!

>>153408084
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/

>>153400699
Go back to >>>/m/

>>153380311
>not pressing based Mecha button
only other acceptable one is the One Piece button

>>153380311
Pressing 1 and admitting you are limited in your power choice by the pre existant rules of the One Piece world, meaning your power come from a devil fruit

What would you choose?

I would choose the Taiyou taiyou no mi aka the Solar fruit
Good starting power and deep potential
I don't know if it would be a paramecia or a logia, I think more a paramecia

Reminder that if you pick 3, nothing is stopping you from being a grill.

>>153380311
Option 5, then I'd post an anime pitch about my life in an anime pitch thread on /a/

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>>153384670
Did someone call me?

6th Button: Meet your waifu.

>>153401234
>oneesan's schizophrenia

I've seen this in real life, not pretty at all.

Option 1 allows you to get the rest of the options.

>you can never die IN A FIGHT
>you can die if you side loses because of shitters on your side you couldn't carry and you get captured and executed
>or if they ambush and blow up your ship before you can respond
>or you become too infamous and they hire assassins to take you out through poison
>or if they nuke your general area

Too dangerous.

>>153380311
I plead the 5th!

>>153411284
>still female

>>153380311
Two, I can live as a hikikomori if the girls suck.

>>153380311
Two, I don't want to pilot a Gumdan since I watched Thunderbolt.

>>153380311
Two romcoms, two shounen and one moeshit.
Very disproportionate. Where is theustery thriller life?
Isekai route?

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>>153380311
can i pick kyoani and be a cute boy instead?

>>153424431
Roll.

>>153401234
What if you end up with all of them, what would you do /a/?

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>>153380311
Part II

>>153424431
Let's roll

>>153424665
>I get influenced by the nerd and become a geek

I'm ok with this

>>153397715
>option B

Why can't you just Gayass the King, royals, military leaders Lelouche-style to make yourself the new heir to the throne?

Maybe if you don't rule like a douche and hear the people's complaints from time to time the revolution won't happen either. Brainwash Historia to marry you and fill her up with children, no more conflict over which clan rightfully deserves the throne.

You can contain the Marley threat by forming alliances with other nations in exchange for giving them some of the precious "resources" the island supposedly holds.

>>153424593
The Gainax one is a trap.

>>153424431
roll

>>153424593
Gainax FOR SPIRAL POWER THROUGH THE HEAVENS

>>153380311
I would want to pick kyoani girl button, but... should I press it, would this really happen? What if something entirely different happens. Even if it does what the label says, it sounds a little bit dangerous somehow. What are the consequences?

>>153424593
I'd become an adventurer

>>153380311
FYI, Keit-ai Finds a Way in the Quebec Shooter's /pol/ post.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/109855190/#q109855190

>>153424431
Put me in.

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>>153424896
Put me out.

>>153424593
I'll take the monster girls.

As long as I'm not bound by plot stupidity, the hero will get squashed immediately. I can also just run away for eternity like Naraku

>>153424940
Nope, you're going to turn into a fat-ass aswell and you are going to like it!

>>153380311
>Magically live on your own with no expenses to pay.
Holy shit nigger this one is easy.

>>153424431
Put me in coach.

>>153425266
T-take me out coach.

>>153424431
Rolling for tomboy

>>153425266
Enjoy your life fatty.

>>153425297
Dang, you could've gotten fucked by faceless men, ionstead you're gonna lez it up with the Tomboy.

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>>153424882

>>153424431
Rolling

>>153425406
>>153425426
Atleast I can get some tomboy.
Otherwise this is pretty unfortunate.

>>153424431
Gimme the cute nerd.

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>>153380311
All of them at once

>>153424431
Rolling

>>153424431
rorru

>>153424431
Rolling for Dumpy One
Hopefully I can get her out of that Undertale shit

>>153424431
Rolling.

>>153426273
>got the slut
She's cool too

>>153424431
roru

Are you even allowed to stay here if you didn't choose 5?

>>153427169
It's the other way around. You're not allowed to stay here if you chose 5.

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are chaika memes mweemes?

>>153424431
rollin for tomboy

>>153427707
Noice, you even get an influence point aswell

Too bad you'll be a trap gf though, or great, depending on your point of view

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>>153424593
5 if I can be a loli daimaou.

>>153424431
roll

>>153384670
Stop posting, Coach.

>>153427844
Shit? Can I trade influence point? It's useless anyway.

>>153428129
Also, waiting for 100k posts would be lame...

>>153424431
Here we go

>>153424431
Yes

>>153424431
star

>>153401234
Daughter is the best but that kind of incest is disgusting for me so I pick the twin

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Choose wisely

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>>153380311
4th option for me. I just want to be a cute little girl

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>>153428653
>Instant
>New Start
>Boyish Look
>Bisexual
>Curious
>Dual Persona

>>153428653
>Instant
>New start
>Average
>Straight
>Very lewd
>Brain feminisation

>>153380420
have you no libido whatsoever?

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Are we doing this now?

>>153429635
Number 6 and extended contract.

>>153429635
>SDA shit

ewww, get that cuck-anal shit out of here.

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>>153424882
Figures. He looks like a Keit-ai shitposter.

>>153424882
Aaaay.

>>153424431
count me in

>>153432261
>take 1 point penalty
>become her slave
>tfw I'm black

oh the irony

Keit-Ai button. It's valentine's, after all.

>>153424431
Roll

>>153432819
How do you enjoy becoming an SJW, anon?

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>>153424431
roll

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>>153380311
Out of all of those fucking Lacus is by far the best option.

>>153380311
the harem

>>153424431
role

>>153395006
I'd imagine that omnipotence could take you to a higher state of pleasure and satisfaction that wouldn't get boring.

>>153397845
>The federation wouldn't provide you a house.

>>153428653
>Instant
>Acceptance
>Boyish Look
>Yuri
>Curious

>>153424431
Roll

Harem for practicality. Ignore the sluts and live without worry of major debt sounds like a good deal.

Mecha and SOL sound pretty appealing though.

>>153380311
Harem

>>153424593
Take my monster girls and live a nice quiet life where the hero will never find me.

>>153424431
roIIin

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>>153428653
Feminization
New Start
Beautiful Look
Straight
Clear Head
Fertility Plus
Brain Feminization

>>153424431
Rolling a #8

>>153412497
Imagine the memes.

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>>153380311
>FINDS
Kyoani without doubt

>>153380311
5th button, I want to be part of the best-selling anime of all time!

>>153411975
Do you really feel that inferior about manlet self that you need to pretend to be a tall white-blue eyed blonde?

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>>153381284
>even if you're the best pilot in the galaxy, one unit is not enough to turn the tide of a war

u wot

>>153390221
gf jutsu so I can bring my wife (Kumin) to life.

>>153380311

Macross button is the only true button.

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>>153380311
Fox 3, but only if I'm not saddled with an angsty backstory or romantic subplots. Subsequent shell shock is acceptable in limited amounts.