post yfw Evangelion 4.0: You can (not) forget love and pride.

4.0 is like a giant asshole looming over you. It's almost certain that you're going to be showered with shit and, at best, you can hope that the shit is fairly solid and will clean off easily. Only the fool would hope for gumdrops and stand there with their mouth open.

Wow clever

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Its killing me inside

>>153341964
I haven't even watched 3.0 yet.

>>153341964
>mfw Eva is actually Keit-ai

Shinji Ikari falls in love with a Asuka Langley Soryu.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the German girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, asking, "Anta baka?" After some investigation, he finds out that the redhead he called is not the same bitch he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Asuka Shikinami Langley, Asuka Langley Soryu's alternate universe counterpart who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TSUNDERE.

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>YFW Anno bases 4.0 on Nobody Dies

Instead of credits, the entire cast and crew has to clap and congratulate the audience. Then, after it's all done, the Master finds a tree and tries to get taller.