Take your favourite garupan to the beach and pick her a swimsuit that's a different style to the one she wears in canon.
>>153302155
My waifu and I like to go to the beach.
Different style than in the show.
Mika!
>>153302155
Sure
Hana is truly the best waifu to take to the beach.
A one-piece is also fine.
>>153302823
I want to play with Hana's ahoge until she becomes irritated.
>>153302922
You shouldn't do that to a man's waifu.
>>153302922
>>153302155
It's the middle of winter, why would I do that?
>>153303116
>It's the middle of winter
only in the wrong hemisphere
Any swimwear suits Nonna as long as it holds her massive nonnas together
>>153303198
You better rub some sun-lotion into her anon.
>>153302155
Ara ara miss. You have quite the hangers there. Might I say, they are quite attractive.
Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!
>>153303403
Welcome back, I was wondering where you went
IMO the Henschel turret is much more aesthetic than Porshe's.
>>153302594
Here she is in another one of her swimsuits
>>153303440
Was super tired, so post was late that one thread.
More Hana
>>153303225
Nonna's cold stare is enough to block out UV rays
>>153303867
I want to make it clear to Hana that I'm eye raping her body
>>153304207
Don't look at Hana in that way senpai.
>>153304178
>Not wanting to rub sun lotion into Nonna's skin.
>>153302155
But there aren't enough images of Orange Pekoe in swimsuits!
>>153303508
>IMO the Henschel turret is much more aesthetic than Porshe's.
>>153304486
There aren't enough images of Pekoe, period.
Your guppie girlfriend has invited you to dinner with her parents. How does it go?
Post Il Duce, the mightiest, the greenest.
>>153305172
>her parents.
>>153305237
>>153305237
>>153304979
A shame, too because she's so cute.
Kay has HUGE FEET!
>>153305259
>>153305427
This pleases Il Duce.
>>153305427
Me on the right
>>153305427
Stop bullying that autistic girl!
Well.....
why do drydicks love military shit so much
How come other guppies don't wear swimsuits as well as Hana?
>>153305172
It actually goes quite well, as her mother finishes dinner, me and the rest of Katyusha's family have a discussion on how we met, we then have a discussion about me and what I like to do, which is cooking food and learning about different kinds of food.
When dinner is ready, me and Katyusha sit next to each other, while everybody is having idle chatter with each other, Katyusha's mother asked us when we'll be getting married, to which me and Katyusha get embarrassed by, although we both manage to laugh it off.
As we finish off dinner, I offer to help Katyusha's mom clean up the dishes, to which she accepts, as we are cleaning, she mentions that this is the first time Katyusha has had a boyfriend, and that she was really excited when she first mentioned me, then she asks me if I love Katyusha, to which I said that yes, I do love Katyusha with all my heart, then she smiles at me and gives me a light peck on the cheek, saying that I'd make a wonderful husband for Katyusha.
When we've finished the cleaning, me and Katyusha have a chat in the back garden, I told her that I quite enjoyed visiting her family for dinner, she thanks me for coming, and she mumbles something about how she wouldn't mind marrying me, then she asks for a kiss, she leans her head so that I can kiss her cheek, I lower my lips to kiss her then she moves her head at the last second so that we are kissing on the lips, by instinct I place my hand on her cheek and for what lasted only a few second, felt like an eternity, then we hear Katyusha's family cheering and applausing, me and Katyusha share an awkward laugh together and then head back inside, Katyusha's mom asks me if I want to stay the night, in Katyusha's room, to which I accept, she then promptly heads upstairs to get a Futon ready.
I found out that she layed out a double-sized futon, for me and Katyusha to share, after a chuckle, me and Katyusha got into it together, and hugged each other as we slowly drifted off to sleep.
>>153305172
>Take Hana home to her traditional Japanese mother
>She sees her beautiful daughter with a non Japanese
>She collapses as badly as when Hana first took sensha-do
>>153305237
Her farts smell like rotten fish!
>>153305172
It'd go probably really bad considering I'm so clumsy I can trip on nothing at all, not to mention the fact she would probably only be dating me because she felt bad for me being as explained above. I'd just hope I wouldn't fuck it up too bad.
Hana's lunch.
>>153308417
That's wrong, Anon. She eats a lot of italian food, so obviously it's GARLIC OGRELOAD
>>153305631
As a Kayfag and footfag, this pleases me.
>>153308802
Where's the semen topping?
>>153305172
I'm sure it would be pretty awkward, since it just be me, her, and her father. It'd probably take a lot to convince him that I'm good enough for his daughter.
>>153305172
I meet her grandma.
>>153305172
I feel like I would have to teach myself how to be a refined gentleman before meeting Darjeeling's parents.
>>153302155
Sure
>>153305172
I think Yukari's parents would be pretty easy to please since they're use to sperg behavior
>>153305172
Either her parents are strict wehraboo types, or they're very nice, closer to Momo's softer side.
It's a 50/50.
>>153311716
>Her dad keeps asking if you want a haircut
>>153302349
What happens next?
>>153302155
A lotta sag for a garupan mom.
>>153311969
Rape
>>153312021
>Nonna
>Mom
Wut
Saori is Thicc! THICC!
>>153312509
This little slut, really makes wonders to my dick
>>153312586
Calm down Sawreehfag, before you get another nosebleed.
>>153312601
>slut
Don't call her that, she's only a first year
>>153312675
Yes, and?
>>153312675
So?
>>153312675
I don't see your point
Yuuki is the best Usagi. Prove me wrong.
>>153312945
Why i would deny that?
>>153313013
I just want people to post more Yuuki
>>153313067
Only if it is not to lewd her
>>153313175
No really, how can you lewd such a cute girl?
>>153313069
What would happen if I cut off that bang while Nonna was asleep?
>>153312945
I probably spilled as much semen to Yuuki as to the top semen garupans, but in my opinion, Ayumi is severely underrated and should get more porn because my dick really, REALLY likes her.
>>153313651
It would be very painful.
>>153313687
That's really rude
Raising the army morale with Maho!
>>153313744
Which part? The I expelled gallons of thick cum to pictures of Yuuki being a cute slut, or that I want to waste the same amount on Ayumi?
>>153303508
Care to differentiate for those of us who aren't familiar with the difference?
>>153313907
>>153306434
>drydicks
?
Why is this allowed?!
;_;
fuck the anon who made me read it
Katyusha is for hugs
>>153314295
That's what you use to get ships out of the water for maintenance.
>>153314411
>>153314277
>>153314231
Wa~i
I made Friendship Choco~!!
I'll be making more so we can all eat together~!!
My, it looks delicious...
I'll be having this one then
Hana...
Please don't eat the ingredients
The match (furi:Valentines) is over!?
>>153314411
>>153314559
>Posting THAT
>>153314611
A-at least it gave us this, r-right?
https://a.pomf.cat/kkcxpb.webm
>>153305631
you need big boots to stomp out the commie menace
How comfortable would sex inside of a tank be?
Stop dumping your shit, you fucking nigger.
>>153314611
GuPs are for traumatizing
>>153315232
If you're with a Pravda girl? Horrible.
If you're with a Saunders girl? Comfy.
If you're with an Anzio girl? Comfy as fuck, but you know her relatives are gonna be the death of you.
>>153315685
Wrong. GuPs are for headpats and love.
>>153315799
Why is Pekoe so precious?
I just want to pet her lots and cuddle with her.
>>153305172
I think myself to be fairly kind and I'm always amiable with strangers so I think it'd go by comfortably, I've got a pretty decent variety of hobbies and interests outside of anime too so hopefully I'd have something in common with her dad, or probably even her mother. Not often I deal with youths though, assuming her sister is decently younger than her. So that could go either way, but I'd like to think she's a really good girl and we'd get along on some level, especially if she's anything like Saori.
I just hope they don't get upset when Saori and I are affectionate to one another, though I think their reaction would be more disbelief than anything. Overall it'd be a great dinner if I had to make an assumption on how it'd go.
>>153312586
Everywhere is huggable, everywhere is kissable and I want to hug and kiss all of it.Though in this heat images like these are really bad for my nose.
>>153305172
They'd be shocked that her daughter brought a boy home with her. Then we start sperging out about tanks at the dinner table and they share a knowing, somehow sad smile because they thought a boyfriend might end her tank obsession.
How wrong they were!At leas I'll get a free haircut out of this
>>153315685
Tell me, what horrors has this girl witnessed?
>>153316454
Me making love with Maho
>>153316454
>>153316454
I want to give Miho a surprise kiss to break her out of that trance.
>>153316613
Lies.
>>153317007
You're right. If I were making love with Maho, Miho would join.
>>153317007
Indeed. An autist like Maho is incapable of making love, she cannot even comprehend love.
>>153317505
That's not true, you just have to explain it as vaginal insertion with penis for the purposes of procreation and/or recreation.
>>153317007
How to make Maho smile?
>>153318951
Penis in pooper.
>>153313907
>that guy next to her
>>153314411
>>153314559
Such nonsense.
We all know the bullets would simply ricochet from Katyusha and Erika.
Carbon ftw.
>>153305172
I talk about italy with Carpaccio's mom
>>153302155
But we never see her wearing one in the series.
>>153319171
Holy shit, that's a sweet King Tiger.
>>153319197
Indeed.
>>153315799
I wanna rest my cock on Pekoe's head!
>>153319171
I don't know what is thickest
the frontal armor of that tiger or that ErikaCUTE BELLY, CUTE!!!!
>>153311940
>tfw i just got a buzzcut 3 hours ago
>>153319241
Perfect Erika is THICC
Reason: Breeding
>>153319633
You're going to need 88mm main guns to pierce her thick hymen armor and her thick tsun.
>>153319704
I have a 152mm gun
pic related
will I make her happy?
>Tfw every girl I ever ask out will never be a tank autist like me.
It hurts.
>>153319892
>Russian tank
I don't think Erika is into bestiality.
>>153320099
>You will never flank and destroy Erikas King Tiger with your IS-2
>>153317440
No.
>>153317505
Wrong.
>>153318951
Unite her with her imouto.
>>153319090
Stay away from my wife.
>>153317505
Miho and Erika may tell you a different story.
>>153320689
Fuck off to /u/
>>153304486
I want to eat out Pekoe's butthole.
Post Yukari as a dog.
>>153320832
>>153320961
Yukari isn't a dog, she's my wife.
>>153321007
But I like when she's a dog.
>>153321007
Yukari is a stupid autist.
>>153321007
How does it feel like being married to a vassal of the Nishizumi?
>>153321062
No bully.
>>153321062
Yukari is a cute autist.
>>153321062
But she's my tank autist, I will make her happy and protect her from bullies like you!
>>153320832
>>153320974
Why does Miho use -san while Maho doesn't?
>>153321125
Somewhat hypnotic.
We need a version of this with
>>153305427
escape
>>153321196
>right is polite, middle is dog, left is suffering from sickle cell anemia
Sawreehfag please
>>153321529
Autistic girls should not be allow to drive!
>>153321629
>>153321674
>no seat belts
They're going to die.
>>153321741
Anzio tankettes don't have seat belts either, they will be fine.
>>153321355
Dozo.
>>153321761
Do tanks have seatbelts? There are a lot of tanks that got faster than Anzios shitty tankettes.
>>153321227
Hey, Kawanishi-san
Have you gotten used to being the driver for the Type 89
Reizei-senpai!
It's all because of Senpai('s instruction)!!
Then won't you show me how you drive?
It's an honor!
Please let me show you the result of my training!
You should go faster
Yes, Senpai!
....by the way
It seems like Sodoko-senpai has been following us from behind...?
Don't mind it.
Drive on
>tfw no ww2 movie featuring guppies
>>153321909
Given the context, the title seems to mean "Hey Taxi!"
>>153321969
But there is, see
>>153314708
>>153314559
>>153314411
>>153321969
Why do people want to see cute anime girls suffer in WW2?
>>153321999
Why do you think?
>>153322021
Because they all slopefaced korean mutts? They are fuck head.
>>153322095
No, it's because the mix of cuteness and suffering is nice.
>>153322129
Two at once not a thing. . Only cute being is when acted cute and feeling good and let out a voice that pervy
You sound a fucking stupid and you sound a fucking dumb
>>153322129
I agree
also feeling bad for such cute thing dying is something so cute and sad
Éclair is cute and she is also my wife!
>>153322724
uh Maho, I asked you where Erika, why are you so red?
I want to take Erika out on a date
Is the broken-English guy a normal part of these threads? I feel like nobody else has really reacted to this. I mean, he said "You sound a fucking stupid and you sound a fucking dumb" and nobody batted an eye.
>>153323060
ad hominem should be ignored
>>153323078
Not when it's funnyyou fucking twat.
>>153323060
Yea the namefag circle jerking is really bad in these threads.
You'll find yourself extremely disappointed in the quality of the threads if you don't learn to ignore them.
>>153323249
He's not a namefag though.
>>153323280
The thread is populated with pseudo-namefags
Try looking at some of the post-500 posts on these threads in the archives and see for yourself
How much will the new commanders miss their former commander?
I mean, Pekoe will be relieved that she doesn't need to hear proverbs all the time, but the others?
>>153323335
But I wasn't talking about them...
>>153319924
>>153323249
>>153323335
>Ctrl+f 'fag'
>7 results
>2 in one post talking about him being a footfag / ignored
>1 post asking for content / content was delivered
>This very conversation accounting for another 3 / Meta shit
>1 actual circlejerk post / towards a content creator and ignored
The "I want to X Y!" Posting and image dumps is far worse, stop focusing on what you don't like when it's outweighed much more by other shitty posts. Why do you fucking retards always appear on the weekend?
What is Il Duce watching?
Would you accept chocolate from this cute loli?
I want to take Carpaccio or Erika to the beach. What does that say about my taste?
>>153323727
Girls und Panzer
>>153323736
THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS
>>153323727
It'd have to be "Anzio", right?
>>153323891
>>153323727
Or maybe Bicycle Thieves right? The most manliest Italian film ever.
>>153323648
But how will I express my desire of wanting to go on a transcontinental creampie across america road trip in a big ole scooby van?
>>153323761
Good taste. In both cases.
>>153324008
How do you imagine beach time with either of them would be like? I just need to get Erika to stop being obsessed with Maho and become fixated on me or we could bond over our love of Maho.
>>153323727
Rocco Siffredi marathon.
>>153323727
Our sextape
>>153305172
Hopefully quite well, her parents might be shocked that I'm a guy though
>>153322461
Your wife got bullied.
>>153315232
With a St. Gloriana girl it'll be pretty comfy until you have to get out
>>153321909
Don't bully the type 89
It's fast! FAST!!
>>153324787
It's shit.
It was good when it was orignally designed but in Senshado terms it's just horribly outdated, even by Oorai standards.
>>153324585
Marriage with Sodoko is probably the comfiest.
Yukari is a good dog. Look at her go!
>>153325053
I want to pet the Yukari
>>153325053
If you had a Yukari dog would you put peanut butter on your nuts and get her to lick it up?
I know I would
>>153325053
Just the tip.
Who would be the best girl to date and why would it be Erika?
>>153320156
>ywn do a flanking maneuver and attack Miho for behind
Why live.
I'm going to marry this cute girl
>>153325327
>not wanting to double envelop Miho
>not wanting to hammer her anvil
>>153325406
Could I have Nonna then?
>>153319171
We don't really see any swimsuits in the series aside from the camping trip. However, the Megami(?) gravure art shots provide enough.
>>153325451
You'll have to ask her yourself
>>153305172
>dinner with her parents
>>153325542
How does Oryou's parents look like?
I want Oryou to introduce them to me
Which Garupans would you enter into a threesome with? I'd pick Nonna and Erika
>>153326577
Erwin and Yukari
>>153326577
None, I am more than happy just being with Katyusha.
>>153326577
Noriko and any other duck although this >>153326611 is also a good choice
>>153326577
No better choice than these two.
>>153326577
I just fapped to imagining a threesome with Nina and Fukuda, so them. I'd turn their buttholes into Stalingrad and Hiroshima with my dick. They would have a difficult time explaining to their teams why they walk so funny.
>>153326948
>Implying that Nina wouldn't blab about how well you fucked her ass to the point that she's walking a bit funny.
>>153326894
THICC Kay riding your dick must be heaven
>>153327109
Nonna would be majestic, imagine her oppai bouncing and hypnotizing you with them as she gyrates. I agree though, Kay would be a wild and food fuck.
>>153327109
I want Kay to ride on top of me while I lick Yukari's fluffy vagoo. They'll stare at each other's eyes and hold hands while they share their pleasure with my body.
>>153327270
But Alice is right, Centurion > Churchill
>>153327346
Churchill is aesthetic
>>153327475
So was Zyzz and look where that got him.
>>153327415
How do I win Erika's approval and heart?
>>153327686
Make her the best Hamburg steak she'll ever have
>>153327686
Be Maho.
That, or try what
>>153327738
said. Also, never talk bad about Maho or the Nishizumi school. You could also try to beat her in a 1vs1 senashado match.
>>153327819
>beat her 1v1 in senshado
that'll just triple her tsun for you while marginally increasing her dere.
>>153327880
>Dere Erika
My heart wouldn't be able to take it but I'd make sure she goes full tsun mode in the bedroom.
>>153327899
>full tsun mode in the bedroom.
"I..it's not like I want you to cum inside me or anything b-baka."
>>153321062
this is horrible!!!
>You'll never celebrate Oktoberfest with Maho and Erika
>>153328399
>>153328771
Would you have them princess carry you home or would you do it to either of them?
>>153324924
>>153328813
I'd carry Maho bride style in my arms but who would let her get drunk? Also what kind of man has a girl princess carry him?
>>153328864
>Also what kind of man has a girl princess carry him?
>>153328858
There's something about her strictness and the fact there is three of them which makes her hot.
>>153328895
>>153328908
Same, Sodoko makes me want to tease and teach lewd things.
>>153314204
porsche is on the right
its not as thick but at least it has curves as opposed to it being flat on the front seriously WHY THE FUCK IS THE HENSCHEL TURRET FLAT ON THE FRONT
>>153329199
I'd only want Sodoko to give me tough love during the day but show her more dere and vulnerable side which she doesn't let anyone else see in the evenings.
>>153329011
Would Maho staring at you in bed like this be cute?
>>153329513
Maho would always be cute, I love her expressions.
>>153329675
>>153329513
I want to wash up with Yuzu
>>153329863
Washing dishes with Yuzu?
Sounds like a nice activity to do with your wife.
Who are your top five Panzers in terms of based on your taste in tits? For me it'd be: Hana, Nonna,Oryou, Kay, and Yuzu.
>>153330371
>Married life with Yuzu
I wonder how that would be
ICH WOLLEN ERIKA
>>153330610
Maho, Miho, Darjeeling, Kay, Nonna.
>>153330809
>Miho having tits
Good taste though
>>153330651
6
>>153330959
She does though.
>>153330651
You better like kids.
>>153331143
As long as Yuzu lets me be a stay at home househusband married life with her sounds cozy.
>>153320099
I don't think Pravda could care less about her preferences.
>>153329201
so the shell wouldn't get stuck below the turret
>>153331331
yeah but they could have made it slope upwards more
>>153330610
mako, anzu, saki, alice, pekoe
This fanbase is so fucking corrupted.
>>153331542
rude
>>153331489
DFCfags pls go.
>>153331542
Rude.
>>153331542
psst kid want some tanks
>>153332421
>DFCfags pls go.
No!
Rukeri on suicide watch
>>153332421
flat chest is a status symbol.
>>153332421
What a fag
>>153332421
DFC is good.
>>153332882
I wonder what they're talking about?
>>153333005
I want to commit war crimes with Erika
Why are GUP fan suchqt.3.14's
>>153333005
Boys, toys, bigger girls doting on them... You know, usual girl stuff.
>>153332580
Yes.
>>153332678
Of inferiority.
>>153332882
Go away lolicon scum.
>>153332971
Its not.
>>153333272
It's my Mediterranean genetics
>>153333501
>>153333459
Loli Maho and Miho are cuter then any other lolis in GuP.
I want to rape Maho's legs.
>>153333678
God i love legs.
>>153333459
You first, autistic scum
>>153333581
>Loli Maho and Miho are lewder then any other lolis in GuP.
FTFY
Mext guy has changed profession..
Was that ever translated?
>>153333951
Fuck me, I didn't know that got animated
>>153333678
Stop.
>>153333783
Rude.
>>153333897
No, they are the purest. Alice and Kat are the lewdest and sluttiest.
>>153334092
Alice isn't lewd, she's just a naïve young girl surrounded by perverted older sluts leading her astray.
>>153334192
I want to be surrounded by a perverted old finn slut
What is the difference between kissing a non-autistic girl and an autistic one?
>>153334092
Then don't be rude to others
>>153334335
I will never do either...
>>153334271
She is great.
>>153334431
I just want more info about her
>>153334335
Imagine kissing Miho and then imagine kissing Maho.
>>153334392
You stop being rude first.
>>153334512
Is Miho the autistic one?
>>153334512
>Miho
>Normal
Sisters can't kiss sisters!
>>153334092
Yes they are the lewdest and sluttiest.
>>153334852
Lies. You are that lolicon freak who constantly sexualizes little Maho and little Miho from the other threads, you are as bad as Fagfag!
>>153334806
Sisters are for handholding
>>153334806
Who's gonna stop them? You?
>>153334693
You are the one being rude to DFCfags
>>153334903
Yes.
>>153334965
Nuh uh.
>>153334192
Nope, Alice already know's plenty of lewd things.
>>153334498
What about the other two?
>>153335136
Who do you think she got those ideas from?
>>153335184
Would not mind too
>>153335207
Her family
Stop badmouthing Alice
>>153335207
Me
>>153335184
They are not as cute.
>>153336388
Dirty finns are not cute
>>153336230
It's impossible to lewd Alice.
>>153336411
Mikko and Aki are cute
>>153336455
They are slavs
>>153336230
>Alice with giant balloon tits
Disgusting.
>>153336586
Anon, that's the bear
>>153336446
You are not trying then
>>153336446
You sure about that?
>>153336724
Who wants to bet that Alice has secretly put a hole in that condom?
>>153336797
What a rude thing to say
>>153336797
Alice is pure.
>>153336855
No, she definitely would put a hole in it.
>>153337104
Pure sex
>>153337104
You mean she won't use one?
>>153337199
I wonder how Alice's mother would react when she finds out that Alice has had a boy 'spend the night' in her room with her.
>>153337275
She is an u student, so is fine
>>153337152
Why she would want to be a mother so badly?
Everyone lewding Alice must stop.
>>153337705
Now Alice lewd you
>>153332971
Just a little closer
>>153323405
Sauce for big tiddy yukari?
>>153338324
that OTHER doujin
>>153337705
No
>>153338521
The best doujin.
>>153333995
>ドS
The sod does that even mean?!
>>153337705
Post more creepy girls like this and THAT Erika
>>153338541
the anzio part makes me hard
hononary mention for the hippo team part
>>153338558
She's a Sadist?
>>153338521
Link please senpai?
Is it glorious or horrifying?
>>153338721
no
and neither
>>153338680
What's the ド mean?
>>153336559
This makes sense
>>153338623
Even the volleyball part makes me hard even if it's not my fetish. That doujin is basically our threads in a graphical version.
Have been out of acess for a few days. Has any real new content (translations, typeset chapters, whatever) been posted this week?
>>153339664
hehe
you are so delusional or naive
>>153339664
No.
GuP threads are shitposting galore until we get something new about the final chapter.
>>153339701
Nope, just that it hasn't been teh first time I've been faithfully following /ak/ threads for months and then, ONE lost thread included such stuff.
Such is life.
>>153338721
https://exhentai.org/g/892583/96d3891547/
Is this one right?
>>153329513
Ask Erika. She knows.
>>153333113
This is senshado, not war.
>>153340907
why is she so perfect?
I love you Erika.
Please be my girlfriend.
>>153340907
why is she so shit?
I hate you Erika
Please die in a burning Tiger II
>>153340907
I want to pluck her eyebrows out
>>153341522
Are you me?
>>153340907
I want to fuck her eyes out.
>>153341406
>>153341637
If this ever happened to me I would prob kill myself.
>>153341460
Silly anon. This is senshado. You don't die in senshado.
>>153341522
No. That's likely against some school regulations.
>>153341701
Nah, she'd definitely say this
>>153341771
I deleted that one and kept this one.
Thank you.
>>153341637
excuse me?
:stands up and look down:
>>153302155
Student's of Pravda a speech by your glorious co-commander! Remember that a semester of good academic and after school activities is a glorious semester in service to the school Glory to our carrier, Glory to comrade Katyusha!!!
>>153341771
I would get slowly closer and kiss her in the lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZ30WxvQkk
Was wollen wir trinken meine lieben Erika?
>>153321113
>Keeps to herself because most people are assholes anyway.
Common sense, not autism
>>153341637
I would punch her in her gut and ziptie her and bring her to the Katyusha, and Nonna so may either parade her around or send her to the gulag ship.
>>153333783
>Using autistic as a insult
kek
>>153341966
I only want to have sex with Yukari to feel her warm fluffy down hair
>>153341892
While meanwhile Katyusha plays around with Erika.
>>153342161
Parading people around is more the ancient roman emperors thing.
>>153341637
This is why Erika deserves only bullying and suffering.
>>153341637
id start licking her feet
>>153342756
I want Caesar to parade my dick around the Hippo residence
>>153342013
Would Erika even understand German?
I mean, Katyusha had no idea what Clara was talking...
Then again, Carpaccio can speak Italian and Nonna can do Russian...
>>153342650
>>153342853
They used people, not their parts...
>>153342855
Kay and Darjeeling can barely speak English tho
>>153342572
She wouldn't mind, as long as you always cum inside her.
>>153343092
Isn't there that strip where Kay says a bit of english nonsense and freaks out when Yuzu begins a conversation in fluent English?
Also, Eclair uses some french words, but that doesn't necessarily means she really speaks it.
And if you take RW as canon, Maho can sing in German.
>tfw no azul/Blau gf to cook you paella as she sings "Primavera"
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=60294045
My heart!
>>153344520
>>153344639
My anger!
>>153344699
Is Katyusha the most kisseable?
>>153344699
Looks like Erika is enjoying the view
>>153344820
>Nonna! Nonna! all these girls keep harassing me!
>>153344667
Don't worry anon, I'll take responsibility
>>153345034
Poor soul
>>153345647
Sexy baka
>>153341892
>male NKVD
>at a girls' school
Suspension of disbelief breached.
How would Anchovy respond to being impregnated despite being a poorfag?
>>153346022
I know what my reaction would be "fuck I get a poor girl pregnant, now I will have to take care of the mongrel"
>>153345647
Nice hips.
>>153345755
>>153346022
What are abortion laws like in Italy?
>>153345034
Oh, you mean THESE people?
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/5a/07/5a0721085658677de8e236c50b8c9a48.jpg
>>153346022
>>153346285
Stop it. Chovy would be a good mother.
>>153346022
Since I'm the dad, I will be taking responsibility.
>>153345647
>>153346275
oh god i want to do the lewdest things i can think of to that body.
>>153346022
Suicide.
>>153346343
I find futa disturbing because there's no balls, just a dick and a pussy instead of testicles
I like genderswaped more
>>153346556
>just a dick and a pussy
Isn't that Intersex, or whatever the fuck it's called?
>>153346556
>What are ovotestes?
>>153345044
No you won't because it won't come to that you scumbag!
>>153346556
Educate yourself
>>153346556
Futa doesn't inheritably mean no external testicles
>>153346631
External/normal balls on futa is hotter though.
>>153346022
For those who would impregnate Anchovy, if it was a boy would you let him meet his auntie Pepperoni and Carpaccio?
>>153346659
Yes it will, and I WILL take responsibility
>>153346969
Go be gay somewhere else, faggot
>>153346969
Agreed, internal testicles are just dumb
>>153347110
Shut up faggot. You lose the ability to call anyone a gay when you're arguing internal vs external balls with futa. How can you even say you love your futa GuPfu if you won't kiss her silken smooth feminine balls?
>>153347072
His tenth birthday gift would be a weekend with Carpaccio, Rapefacechan and Smug chan in a remote hit spring hotel.
>>153347110
Fuck off mate, balls are the best
Chovy
>>153347110
Balls are great though.
Also which Guppie would be the best futa? I'd say Erika or Momo!
>>153347259
>Chovy telling 'Chovyfag that she is pregnant.
>>153347410
Futa isn't gay.
>>153347333
I think that Yuzu would make a cute, hung futa who's shy about the size of her package
>>153347410
It's not gay
>>153347333
Noriko would be very cute with a little dong!
>>153347110
This is how GuP looks now. A degenerate shithole.
>>153347499
Noriko would be cute with a huge dong, she's always, and will always be, cute
>>153347426
Buy what if you are a girl?
>>153347499
No, she's the one that has to take care of her teammates futa dicks
>>153347499
But Noriko is a cute boy! What about Saori or Hana?
>>153347539
Say what you want but at least it isn't the constant
>Maho has autism
>Miho is gay
>Something something Erika
>etc
>>153347630
Scans when? my dick needs it
Chovy will be a better nee-san than Mika
>>153347630
That little boy sure is a chubster despite being a Volleyball star. How does such a thing even happen?
>>153347630
Where's that pic of them marking down how many loads she's taken on the chalkboard?
>>153347777
>>153347632
>>153347761
>Boy
Stop bully
>>153347753
She is looking for problems
>>153347632
Saori would have a respectable penis. Not big enough to make her -fag feel inadequate, but not so small as to leave him unsatisfied!
with out balls, a dick feels like glue into a girl
>>153347630
>p8
Gonna need the rest of those. IMMEDIATELY.
>>153347630
upload to sad, NOW!
>>153348046
Fucking nigga
>>153348174
>4chinX
kys
>>153348496
Why do you go on the internet and lie?
>>153348496
Why do you look like Maho with black hair?
>>153348518
I don't.
>>153348548
She's a long lost relative of mine.
My hair is natural.
>>153348496
Who are you?
>>153348496
Why do you wear only half of the glasses
>>153348496
do you please old men for funds?
>>153348671
I am Momo.
>>153348697
It makes me look smart, cool and beautiful.
>>153348719
No. I am a married woman.
>>153348496
If I ripped off your momocle would you die?
>>153348788
>I am a married woman
You're no the real Momo, fuck off
>>153348496
How did Momofag confess his love for you?
>>153348952
You're a big girl
>>153348952
>Don't force you're sick fantasies onto me
Talk about irony
>>153348496
what does Anzu smell like? is she nice in-person?
>>153348952
Did you have sexual relationships with Yuzu?
>>153302155
Who is this fluid druid?
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see this
What do?
>>153349303
Homer Simpson, sir.
One of your monk hunks from Sector 7-G
>>153349416
You sure you didn't even touch Yuzu's yuzus?
>>153348552
Dumping two chapters.
>>153349346
Wonder why it's so bright
>>153349346
Well I'm not Sawreehfag so does this mean I'm one of their children and have slept with my parents last night? I'm a cute little Ausloli cuddled up to my otoosan?
>>153349374
>>153349416
Was getting caught part of your plan?
>>153349481
Well we've both touched each other's breast while choosing our bras. But I don't know how this counts as sexual intimacy. Momofag has groped and fondled my breasts far more.
>>153349606
It might have been. I couldn't help but fall into the love trap as soon as someone appreciated all the work I did for the team.
>>153349542
What ifit's one of their children grown up and they slept with you?
>>153349751
Does this mean I'm going to have some angry dad come kill me in my sleep? Please no
>>153349648
Do you leg-lock Momofag?
>>153349816
Depends on how much you love her
>>153349374
mmm...never heard of him Smithers
>>153346022
She'd be ecstatic, I know I would, being able to raise a child with my love.
I want to get Carpaccio pregnant
>>153349648
What are Yuzu's breasts like?
the ultimate faggotry is to pretend to be your waifu now?
>>153349346
tell her to leave me alone cause i have to wake up at 5:30 for PT
>>153349495
She turned the light on
>>153346022
I'm sure a girl like Anchovy has a lot of love to give, especially if she's taking after your stereotypical Italians, they're all about family. At least they are down here. Her financial situation wouldn't even cross her mind.
>>153349346
Say good morning right back at her, giving her a quick little kiss and pulling her into a long morning cuddle, what else!?
>>153350563
Well I'll knock her lights out.and then knock her up
>>153349853
Not always but I won't deny I've done it a few times.
>>153350014
Unecessarily large and vulgar. They attract way too much attention!!!
>>153350064
Who said anything about pretending?
>>153350632
>>153350632
I am the only one to impregnate Saori, sorry.
And I'll do it without 'knocking her lights out'.
>>153350632
>Using a Sawreehfag render to bully Saori
Damn son that's pretty fucking degenerate
>>153349969
I'll lend you my semen, Taka-chan.
>>153350574
What would you do to >>153349816
Go to ghost if you guys are gonna be gay
>>153349969
>>153350876
>a trve civitatis of Roma
>impregnating a filthy blonde Germano-Sarmatian barbarian
Disgvsting plebeian
>>153350966
Like >>153349892 said, it depends on how much he loved her. So long as they save all that business for after marriage like Saori and I did and he's a good guy there's no probs.
I like most people in these threads, so I've got faith in you all to be nice people in person. I'm also assuming there's some amazing 2D magic that makes them of similar age.
>>153351273
>I like most people in these threads
hey just to clarify who is it you hate again?
>>153351199
It's my semen though, and I'm fine with a carpathian bastard child.
>>153351273
>So long as they save all that business for after marriage like Saori and I did
Although I can imagine that they'd do all the other lewd things that you and Saori did before you got married.
>>153351367
I don't necessarily hate anyone, I just scroll past certain posts. Think of it more as friends to acquaintances, rather than allies and enemies. I'm sure people that bully other's favourite girls aren't necessarily bullies in reality.
>>153351507
So long as they keep it private and between themselves I suppose.I'm sure if I was actually a father of six I'd have a breaker bar at the ready 24/7 though due to instinct and emotion overriding rational thinking.
How would you lads banter with the Hippos?
Taka-chan would be the easiest, since the first Caesar was betrayed by the very people he pardoned and got Cleopatra cucked away from him by Antony. Augustus is even easier game after he lost MUH LEGIONS to Teutoberg.
Next, there's Saemonza, named after a literally-who that died for the worst and only peasant amongst the three cuckoo warlords.
Then there's Oryou, whose namesake was married to an internationalist that couldn't even survive to see the Boshin War, and is vastly inferior compared to the glorious Saigo Takamori.
Finally, there's Erwin, who was ordered around by a quarter-Jewish manlet and was one of a bunch of haplotype-sharing Finno-Mongolian barbarians in an eternal quest for relevance
>>153351914
>I'd have a breaker bar at the ready 24/7
WorriedLaughter.gif
Fuck off cancer.
>>153352686
Needs more Tallgeese
>>153352686
youre a little late
Are you guys just doing this shit because you know you can get away with this psuedo-roleplaying when the thread is past bump-limit or want them to just be deleted as they become more characteristically like a general?
>>153353242
whichever of those two options irritates you more?
>>153353362
I guess the first one. I imagine if you got off to the second option you'd end up erping in /ghost/ or something. Either way bad anon, bad!