Would you be able to beat your waifu in a fistfight?
>>153302061
You bet I could.
My waifu could give me quite fright though and even possibly kill me.
She bites.
>>153302061
I don't know. She's pretty strong.
>>153302061
I've got like a hundred waifus, even though many among them are physically weak, they have an undeniable numerical advantage. Not to mention some have superpowers and shit.
>>153302061
>My waifu prepares to fight
>I tell her "so you really want to do this huh?"
>before she can answer I already dash to her
>"h-he's fast!"
>I gouge out her eyeballs
>She's writhing on the floor bleeding
>I jump up and stomp her stomach
>Then I shove my whole arm through her mouth
>she's in extreme pain and agony, unable to even stand up
>I grab her and piledrive her with all my might
>she's begging for me to stop
>I punch her several times and she loses consciousness
There I've beat her.
>>153302533
>I've got like a hundred waifus
Fucking kill yourself right now.
>>153302061
No, probably not.
>>153302061
I think so
No, she would garotte me.
My Waifu will surely win
>>153302061
She doesn't know how to fight but she's strong as fuark because of her genes.
But if she knew, she would break my bones with one punch, would need Ararararagi's vampire powers so I could fight her fair and square desu.
>Shinobu p-pls help, I will give you my lifetime donuts coupon
I'd never do something to hurt her.
But... yeah.
Yeah, she's a woman.
Yep she can beat me one handed.
>>153302693
boy
Seeing as how she heals fast there's no way I could win
This is a cute vampire that will kill me without effort
Heavens no...
No way, though maybe I could spar with her if she held back on her powers a bit.
Of course.
>>153304456
Nozomi looks pissed.
>Smug_anime_grill.png
no
>>153304582
Didn't she know kungfu? She would kick your ass.
>>153304814
I'm taller and know the boxe basics. But i wouldn't mind loosing.
>frail 14 year old girl
>no powers or abilities to speak of
>kind hearted
>Both Physically and Emotionally weak
all I would have to do Is grab her arm and hold on to her until she calmed down.
Yes, becauseheisdead
Maybe? Its hard to tell with her.
>>153302061
Noope.
She would come up with a very good strategy to beat me.
>>153305764
I feel like if I was in his position I'd actually try to dodge her hits and attempt to fight back or at least knock her out.
>>153305854
You mean like this?
>>153305946
Yes
She can lift a kaiju with a single hand, so probably not.
Probably. But I could never hurt her.
M-maybe?
If you're waifu can't beat the shit out of you, you need a better one.
>>153302061
Considering her legs are strong enough to pin a man to the wall, I'm not optimistic
>>153302061
Protip: if your answer is yes your waifu isn't strong enough and your lineage is going to be plagued by weakness forever. God knows you aren't doing anything to help it.
>>153308970
This argument works both ways. Why would she taint her superior genes with your weak ass hikineet sperm.
>>153306423
>beating an ONI
>>153309127
>beating a vegetable
Nope. Not that I would ever hit her in anger. She would beat me even if we were sparring I'm sure.
no way in hell