The ultimate waifu

AAAAAHHHH HELP ME IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

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>>153286928
Yeah maybe if you're a disgusting and hairy plaid wearing hipster she is.

>>153287105
Try again, maybe in English this time.

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>>153286928
>>153287240
Yeah maybe if you're a disgusting and hairy plaid wearing hipster she is.

>>153286928
>used goods
>emotionally manipulative
>egoistic
>mentally deranged arsonist
>homeless
>smoker
Right in the trash.

>>153287361
>has human characteristics
>not moe blob piece of shit
>not some perfect 2D crap
You should reconsider living

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>>153287361

Fuck you smoker girls are the best

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>>153286928

>>153287459
>>153287361
>smoker

Name 5 (five) anime girls that do this

>>153287001
TASUKU-SENPAI!

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>>153287001
Close your eyes anon
>shhhh
It will all be over soon desu

>>153287361
>deeply flawed and broken human being
Besides, she got over her worst personality traits by the end, namely her compulsive need to attatch herself to someone/something completely dependent on her.

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>>153287561
>>153287458
>muh flawed realistic human bean
No, she's just a cunt.
You can have realism without having an horrible waifu.

>>153287911
No you can't because real people are trash. That's why awful anime characters are the best because they reflect reality with the most amount of truth.

>>153287510
Not him, but Revy, Faye Valentine, Nana Osaki, Reki from Haibane Renmei, and I'm pretty sure Tsukuyo from Gintama.

We really need more though.

>>153286928
But the entire anime was about how terrible she is.

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Why is she so kissable?

>>153288009
Yes, you can, unless you standards for trash are set ridiculously low

It's not hard to be better than a chain smoking bum

>>153287911
This is why Reifags are cancer.

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>>153286928
She's alright If you have really low standards and/or self esteem.

Like myself

>Ultimate.
>Smokes.
Yeah bro I also want a waifu who inhales smoke just to feel a bit calmer. I love having my apartment smell like I burned something every time she comes over. I adore my clothes giving off the impression I'm also a smoker because I spend time around her. I can't wait for the chance to kiss her and get a mouthful of old cigarettes. Not even bringing up pregnancy.

You damned fool.

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>not wanting that crazy space punk pussy
you fool

>>153287361
you're just made cause your hands are too big to write "Never Knows Best" on a cig

>arsonist
lord cantido is watching you always, anon

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>>153290480
It isn't that much of an issue If you're a smoker yourself, as time goes by you start losing your sense smell and taste (both literally and figuratively). The only real issue is pregnancy as you mentioned.

>>153286928

That cartoon was so fucking stupid though

>>153290820
When i quit smoking I couldnt stand the smell of cigs after a while. Its crazy how much you dont smell while you smoke.

>>153290853
>cartoon

>>153290820
it's true

i'm hyposmiac so i could never smell very well in the first place but first quitting made a huge difference
i used to think i was constantly stuffed up and sick

Haruko is better

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>>153286928
It must be hard for OP to be fucking retarded and WRONG. Constantia Cantacuzino best World Witches/Strike Witches/Brave Witches waifu.

>>153288244
The show obviously portrays her very sympathetically. Same with all the characters. There is no villain in FLCL.

>>153288009
If you think most humans are trash, you eighter look for the non trash partner to spend your life with or just say "fuck it" and start fucking random bitches without ever compromising yourself with marriage or long lasting relationships(never the first, never the last)
You don't decide to spend your life with trash, that's just counterproductive.
Same thing goes for charachters, you don't like them because they're shit, you can like them because they're untertaining, fun or interesting.

this character is a complete 180 from the english va's usual roles