Well-Well look what we have here. How will explosion slut and

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>>153197346
Sup Aqua.

Drunk again Aqua?

>>153197346
People who care that much have already read the LN and megumin is still winning the kazumabowl.

>Kazuma has to hold Aqua's hand because she has the mind of a toddler and will wander away and get into trouble if he doesn't

>>153197410

Kazuma's reaction to Megumin's confession is literally "Well I guess that wouldn't be so bad, lets run with it."

By the end of the series he's going to have fallen for Aqua. I don't know how or why, but it WILL happen. When they beat the Demon King and get their wishes, Kazuma is going to wish Aqua back because he can't deal with not having that ass around.

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>>153197346
True end.

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So he fap to her every night?

>>153198006
Yup.

>>153197983
Now that's what I call foreshadowing

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>>153198062
Aqua has grown on me. Actually all the girls in this series are lovable.

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>>153197346
Aqua a best.

>>153198006
If kazuma is so alpha why didn't he offer to smash in the stables like those 5 doujinshi I read?

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>>153198223
He wanted to evaluate all his options. See how far his harem would go. If you watched the OVA, he comes clean about his feelings for all the girls. For Aqua he could not see her as the heroine at that time. He actually thought about raping her but S1 Aqua was too much like a real girl.

>>153198006
>kazuma fapped to the smell of Aqua's bare pussy every night
He's definitely /ourguy/.

>>153198276
Is it true the LN author (female) demanded Aqua not be lewded along with several hand holding shots?

>>153198334
First I have heard of it. I don't know.

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>>153198334
Scumzuma sexually harasses all girls except Aqua. He sends her off for errands instead.

Saving the best for last I suppose.

>>153197830
Aqua can easily use the eris method to enter the world. He'll probably wish for Eris to come down as herself.

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>>153197346
>pedo fans

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>>153197346
Hand is actually framed overtop. - Look closer.

Nothing to worry about boys, thread over.

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I dunno, there's just something that feels real about Aqua as a character compared to the others. I think her ineptitude is kinda charming, and she knows how to party hard.

Also she's got an ass that is truly divine.

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>>153199047
Megumeme belongs to reddit.
This is a Axis board.

>>153199136
>axis board
>megu belongs to reddit
that 1 int is really showing aqua

What another watered down post.

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>>153199136
>meme
>reddit
Seriously, do you people have some sort of quota to fill daily where you have to get these in one way or the other?

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>>153198398
What this image does do my dick I cannot convey it in words.

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>>153198398
>cough cough

>>153199111
Honestly, Aqua's body is one thing but her personality is where she really shines. I'd probably have her as my favorite girl of Konosuba regardless.

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>tfw a masochist has more character than you
>tfw two lolis have more sexual attraction than you
>tfw a literal man with tits has more sexual attraction than you
>tfw you spent your fortune on a chicken

>>153199213
while we are in a middle of release of season 2, these are the standard thread that have been poping up

>someone wants to fuck aqua/megumin/darkness
>someone bulling stupid/meme/tits/alone
>someone saying its the best/worst show

>>153199292
I get it. Where the other girls kind of feel like their personality is built around a gimmick, Aqua's just kind of a lazy dork who likes to get shitfaced.

She feels more believable as a person. Then again, her competition isn't exactly stellar aside from Megumin...

>>153199309
i bet that thing will be a dragon in the end, by some stupid reason

maybe just metaphorically, but it will be a dragon

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I honestly don't know what is going on here.

>>153199453
listen up axis fags,they are not holding hands,

aqua has clenched fists & she in the background
kazuma has open palm & he is in the front

>the only time those 2 are holding hands is when kazuma is dragging her somewhere

>>153199453
>Not actually holding her hand
Was it all just the trick of a camera angle?

That's... actually kinda brilliant.

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>>153199453
LIES LIES LIES LIES

They held hands and are in love - fact. They hold hands so much they do it for fun randomly infront of other people.This is the most erotic hand holding I ever seen in my life, its a miracle this shit didn't get censored

>>153199668
I dont know if you are real or not but the actual light novel has romantic implications with almost everyone with the exception being aqua who is almost a background character even in chapters that are about her.

>>153197346
If you look closely then you can see that they aren't even holding hands in that picture.

He only held your hand to stop the shitposting for the 6 or so seconds it occurred, Aqua.

>>153197365
lel, saved

As expected of shippers.

>>153199668
I'm not saying they didn't, but just... what the fuck happened to their hands? Why does Kazuma have a lobster hand?

Started the show for Megumeme, stayed for everyone else.

>>153199791
DEEN. That's why you're getting 10 episodes too.

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>>153199874
Saving that budget for S3, right?

RIGHT!?

>>153199926
how many episodes + ovas is season 2 going to have anyway ?

>>153199926
Last S3+ DEEN did was in the 90's

Still the numbers look good, but its not getting a proper ending regardless like all LN adaptations

You're autistic, OP.

>>153200128
OP here, I screeched autistically for around an hour after finding out they weren't actually holding hands. Currently sending death threats to DEEN

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>>153200000
>literally 1 post above the quote

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>tfw some of the best aqua jokes from the LN and manga won't be in the anime due to licensing issues

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Since Aqua is a water goddess and semen is made up of over 90% water, do you think the colloquialism "semen demon" applies especially well to her?

>>153199257
Shes not agenst it

>>153200506
Only 90% well.

>>153200506
I feel like it's worth mentioning that even though she teased him about it, at no point during all those nights kazuma was "rustling" next to her in the barn did she ever say anything or tell him to stop.

She just let him do it. Laying there, right next to him.

>>153198153
agree

>>153198153
very true

I haven't even started the second season, but surely the animation can't be that bad? The first season looked pretty shit too.

>>153200636
wait did he masterbate

Kazuma tried to see her as sexually appealing but it was no use. He just can't like her.

>>153200705
I mean if my offspring were going to have 1 int too, I'd be turned off as well.

>>153200705
Stupid women are rarely - if ever - attractive.

>>153199247
It gets it hard, throbbing and spilling pre-cum as it approaches it's white, creamy climax.

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>>153197346
Aqua a best.

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>>153198153
This desu senpai

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>>153200705
Because when you love someone you can't use them for masturbation material. His relationship with Aqua is a slowly building. Notice he always relies on her in tough situations. Holding her hand and going through all the quests.

When Eris gave him a chance to revive back in Japan, he began to cry, not because he wanted to continue his adventure, he hated that, no it was because he would never see Aqua again.

Kazuma is a male Tsundere who can't accept that he fell for a weird girl like Aqua.

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>>153197346

Aqua is for marrying, cumming deep inside and taking responsibility for.

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>>153202477
She snores at night though. Not very lady like. But I still love her.

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>>153199715
Process of elimination, anon.
Think of it like this: Going by the law that "if everyone is special, nobody is special," if everyone has romantic subtext, then nobody has actual romantic subtext. You're with me, right?
This means the romantic subtext value of all the female characters that have romantic subtext is effectively *zero*.
Going by this, it only makes sense that the girl without any romantic subtext also has her romantic subtext value opposite-ified.
Since Aqua-sama's romantic subtext value is at zero, it shoots all the way up to infinity!
With a romantic subtext value that's effectively limitless, Aqua-sama is guaranteed to win.

>>153202797
saved.

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>>153202797
Thank you stranger, it all makes sense now
Kazuma's lucky to have a girl as good as that Aqua

>>153199309
>man with tits
Who?

>>153198153
I'm a Megumeme fag on the exterior, but something deep inside me desperatly screams that all girls are best girls

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>>153200697
yes it was heavily implied that he once wanked it while they were lying next to each other in the stables.

She heard "rustling" but was too drunk/hungover/sleepy to care and just turned around.
he assumed it was dark enough to not see anything but didnt know she has [darkvision 20ft]. good thing she is too oblivious to realize what he was doing.

>>153198153
Does lalatina knows how children are made ?

>>153203546
so he spunked his magic on her

thats my fetish

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>>153200697
>>153203546
It's not even implied and it wasn't just once. She's pretty aware that he was wanking it next to her.

>>153198153

I never liked oppai piggu raratina until last week's episode desu but now I do

>>153199136

>a Axis board
>a Axis

Lmao strong 1 INT there, Aqua-sama.

>>153200636

She's too dumb to know what he was doing.

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>>153197346

Kazuma may be temporarily infatuated with Megumin, but deep down he still vastly prefers Lalatina's body. If he were to enter a relationship with Megumin he could never be truly happy.

She's just too flat.

>>153197346
People who push for Kuzuma and Aqua to have a romantic relationship make me sick. I bet you like incest too.

>>153204202
But Kazuma is a lolicon.

>>153203868
what a perfect woman

i have to have her for my collection

>>153197410
>is still winning the kazumabowl
Why do people argue about shit like this? There is literally no point. Whatever happens story narrative wise, there is still a 99% percent chance the girl on the cover is going to win.

>>153204767
>Why do people argue about shit like this? There is literally no point.
Ah yes I agree.

>there is still a 99% percent chance the girl on the cover is going to win.
This is fucking stupid.

>>153197346
Goodness gracious that quality.

>>153204813
>This is fucking stupid.

It's also true.

>>153199136
>a

For fuck sake dude learn proper English.

>>153197346
Only ten episodes and the animation is still horrible.

>>153204813
>This is fucking stupid.
Do you really think that's wrong? The amount of times the girl who is on the front cover did not win can be counted on two hands.

>>153198153
The truth. All konosubas are best konosubas.
Even the guys.

>>153197346
BELOW

>>153205092
AVERAGE

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>>153205276

CUP SIZE

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>>153197346
>pedo fans

Might as well drop the series after this episode considering from next episode onward it'll be full on Axis town.

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>>153206899

Axis Ackbar!

>>153206919
DROWN THOSE WHO INSULT AQUA-SAKA

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>>153206962
> You will never choke down two lungfuls of the Holy Goddess as she sings you into the great beyond

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>>153207027
>You will never be comforted by Aqua-Sama
>Aqua-Sama will never say everything is allowed in Axis cult.

>>153198305
>>153198006
You mean he tried. He already said he didnt manage.

>>153208082
it was in ova and I don't think its canon

>>153204993
Applying statistics blindly is fucking retarded. Aqua has never been shown in a romantic light, not even for jokes. Quite the opposite, actually.

>>153199136
Go to bed, Aqua.

>>153202797
Learn to math, aqua.
Maybe if you beg Kazuma enough, and pay off your debts, he'll teach you, and you don't need to be the joke character for once.

>>153197830
Weird that I read that last part as "round ass" instead of "ass around".

>>153197346
oh, you were pretending they were holding hands in that pic. I was wonder ing what you were talking about

>>153208156
In V10 it vas shoun that she not agenst it and her reaktion when some lucky guys were hiting on theme
>“Hey Kazuma, what are you going to do? I’m feeling quite troubled by this you know? I was called a pretty lady, and they even asked us out for dates as well. Although Kazuma, who was called ‘boring’ by the three of them is probably already used to it, right? Well, I hope that you’ll come to realize that it’s truly a blessing that you’re able to be in a party with pretty ladies such as ourselves, because if you don’t, your important party members might just go along with these guys you know?”

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>>153199136
Megumin a New Meme of 4chan
>>153208532
>>153208532
> Axis

>>153209379
Do you have autism? I'm asking this seriously. I mean, how do you even think that obvious joke from Aqua the girl who's always going "praise me" was serious at all?

>>153208532
>pay off your debts

If only there was an arc where Aqua does all kind of lewd things for CrapZuma to pay off her debt because he is tired of supporting her lifestyle.

You know "this" and "that".

>>153209379
How do you even get a romantic vibe from that you fucking retard

>>153199926
They spent all their budget on that game

>>153209455
>>153209509
and why did she(Aqua) say thous things. They are not romancal, but why she like Megumin and Darkness was so troubled and come to Karuma.
Sorry bad english

>>153209762
*Kazuma

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>>153209762
>Karuma
You called?

>>153209762
Dude, it's obvious Aqua is in a codependent relationship with him- although not romantic. It's like two friends who enable each other. She may not love him, but she wants to be useful and be recognized by him- she is a goddess and has pride.

She's the mythical 'girl bro' or dumbass 'big sister' archtype.

>>153209895
I have read LN and I can't say in what kind relationship they are its not bro or dumbass big sister' its more like they happy as they are now

>>153209895
I don't think they love each other, but they remind me so much of Al and Peg Bundy. Those two obviously loved each other, and again, I don't think Kazuma or Aqua do, but it was still funny to see her flip out when she was the only one not chosen to do lewd acts in the OVA.

>tfw no megumin gf

>>153211603
>tfw no Aqua gf

>>153211641
good

>>153211641
>tfw no arranged marraige with darknessu

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What did Megumin mean with this expression

>>153211684
>tfw no Isekai in a cool fantasy world

>>153208134
The ova was written by the author

>>153211719
>he knows you want the D but you aint got a sick chuni speech prepared for when you riding his dick

>>153197346
well he has to hold on to his free legendary god class item, you know?

>>153208156
>Applying statistics blindly
Holy fuck, you're stupid. You literally can not apply a statistic blindly. You can only make the statistic lower or higher.