Things you don't expect to hear in a harem anime
I'm pregnant
He's all yours, enjoy yourself.
>>153171489
>best girl won
Name One
>I love you
>I love you to
Hey, what's your friend's name, MC-kun?
I like MC because he's funny and we get along well
Anything from a Hollywood romance.
Hmm, I think we met somewhere in the past when we were kids, but who cares, we both can't remember it so let's just move on.
Thank you, but I prefer sucking dick.
Bad shows to watch while at the airport
>>153171665
Amagami
>>153171916
>>153171916
Every anime ever
>>153171738
I really want to see more of "MC friends gets one of the girls" type of things
>>153171665Shuffle!
Fight me.
Things you can say about your dick, but not your waifu
>>153171916
Zankyou no Terror
>>153171489
"It was a mistake, it's fine; I know you didn't mean to grab my boob"
>>153171916
Zankyou no Terror
Harem anime shit for 30 years old virgins.
>>153171916
Kodomo no Jikan
>>153172113
I'm not attracted to it
>>153172113
"You're real"
>>153172113
I beat it off every day.
>>153172113
I love holding you.
>>153171916
Any lolicon.
>>153171916
Battle Tendancy
>>153172113
"Use harden!"
>some actual relationship interaction happens between harem and mc
>has an actual plot
>mc makes his harem pregnant
>>153172113
It's/She's quite a handful
>>153171489
"Sure, I'll go out with you MC-kun!"
>>153172113
"I love waking up with you on my body"
>>153171665
Trinity Seven.
>>153172113
"Great, you'Ve ruined the mood"
>>153172113
"I like you better when you've been properly washed."
>>153172113
my dick a shit.
>>153171489
>after spending all this time with you girls, I learned that I actually love boys
>>153171916
Bible Black
>>153172113
Its actually attached to me.
>>153172113
Nice balls
.........oh wait
>>153172446
you sure about that?
>>153171489
Get away from me you slut
A typical day at Kyoani
>>153172586
>>153171916
Boku no pico
>>153172113
It's real
>>153172586
How can we fuck up our latest anime this time.
>>153172674
It's a good conversation starter
>>153171489
MC, your dick is sosmall
>>153171916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCXEHIsV4A
>>153172586
Sakugafags slurping my semen every single minute
>>153172113
3DPD
>>153171665
Robotics;Note
>>153172586
So, Haruhi S3 or generic slice of life with all female cast and slight lesbian undertones? Yeah, just what I thought.
>>153172586
"Hey, Sato-san, look! I'm gonna backflip into the money pool!"
/a/non meets his favorite voice actress
>>153171489
Sorry, MC-kun, I have a date with my boyfriend.
>>153173048
>>153171665
Shuffle
>>153172586
>Did you hear someone on the 3rd floor actually presented a male character to the boss?
>You're shitting me?!
>He's living on the streets now
>>153173048
"May you please say 'I love you anon-kun' in my waifu's voice?"
>>153173048
"What did you mean in season 3, ep 08 at 14:29? It seemed counterintuitive"
>>153171916
>>153173048
You into gaijins?
>>153173048
2D > 3D
I love these threads.
>>153171489
- Successful confession in the first season
- MC actually picking the best girl
- Other girls instead of admitting defeat go full Yandere
>>153173048
"C-can you please say "You're a big guy"?"
"Wait, you n-need to put your hands on your w-waist like this"
>>153171665
Kirino
>>153173048
"can you do that loli voice during sex?"
>>153173048
Install Gentoo
>>153173048
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>153172586
"The fans want a third season? Nope."
Unexpected objects found at the anime store
>>153173473
Boku no pico Onahole
>>153173473
Whats this dildo doing here?
>>153173473
Something worth buying.
>>153173473
Kanojo x3 genga sheets
>>153173473
A season pass to a football game
>>153173473
"Huh... condoms."
>>153173473
/a/nonsIt's unexpected because >buying anime
>>153173473
Self esteem
>>153171916
>watching anime in public
>>153173473
huh
Gary Coleman!
>>153173473
girls
>>153173473
Dignity.
>>153173473
RWBY
>>153171934
Amagami isn't a harem since they all have their own story, anon.
>>153173619
Only TRUE anime fans will get this.
>>153173542
I wish I got to post this more.
>>153173473
Hand Shakers season 2.
Things you would never read on /a/
>>153173473
a female
>>153173709
I really liked [Popular anime]
>>153173709
Keit-ai
>>153173709It's time
>>153173709
"I personally don't think that she is best girl, but you're completely entitled to waifu her. It's a good choice"
>>153173709
"Im sure this anime is your favorite due to some personal reasons. Its not an anime I enjoy, but im going to respect your opinion on it."
>>153173709
"Getting past the sad panda is easy! Here's how you do it..."
>>153173773
Absolutely this
>>153173709
"This is the best season ever."
>>153173709
Berserk (2016) was great, the animation was so fluid!
>>153173709
Anno is a literary genius
>>153173709
"Tsuneki is not a slut"
>>153173817
>>153173709
Man, whose line is a great show
Anime you didn't want to find on your mother's computer
>>153171489
harem ending
>>153173932
Boku no pico
>>153173932
Yuri on ice
>>153172113
Is black
>>153173932
pleb shit
What the fuck is this
>>153173932
Kill la kill
>>153174004
discussing anime
>>153173878
Anno is a literary genius.
>>153173932
Hibike S1
>>153173932
Anything to do with Mother/son incest
>>153173932
"huh, Mamatama"
>>153173086
Ranpha really was best girl in Galaxy Angel.
>>153174072
If only it was an anime
Scenes from the next western adaptation of an anime
>>153174179
>One Punch Man
>Starring The Rock
>>153174179
"Eyo, Sasuke hol up boi. We bothe be from dat souff side Konoha. Why we gotta do dat shinobi on shinobi violence? Da real enemy be da man tryina keep us down boi, stay woke dattebayo"
>>153171489
"Wait... why did we fall in love with you again?"
>>153173798
Are you implying /a/nons are inconsiderate of other people's opinion?
>>153174179
>Girls und Panzer
>Token minorities
>>153174179
Cast is 50% black
>>153173932
>find on your mother's computer
I don't even see how that could happen
>>153173473
Something that doesn't reveal your powerlevel
>>153174179
"Well remove all fan service scenes and replace them with footage of women of color in high positions of power
>>153173709
I had sex with my girlfriend last night.
Worst scenes for dad to walk in on
>>153173932
Kodomo no Jikan. "She knows..."
>>153174337
Your mother thinks her computer has a virus and she wants you to check it out, but for some reason she has her Anime folder on the desktop.
>>153174251
Sasukekwon! Don't leave the ghetto! Think about the community! I love you Sasukekwon!
>>153174404
Anything inolving lewd loli's
>>153174404
Transformation scenes from a magical girl show.
>>153174404
Toothbrush scene.
>>153174179
"Get in the god damn robot, Shane, or Rayneeshaa will have to go again"
>>153171916
>pleasured moans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwIZLdclRws
>>153174404
Shinji and Kaoru playing the piano.
>>153174404
Most of JoJo
>>153174404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNPhg_PV9sQ
>>153174547
>However, she will use her behind
Why in the everloving fuck would she do that?
>>153171489
"You know what? I'm so sick of your neurotic shit I don't ever want to see you again."
>>153174595
it contains polish
If your waifu could speak to you
>>153174672
>>153174672
"I love you anon-kun~"
>>153174672
"Suimasen, eigo muzukashikute"
>>153174672
Please stop watching my show, thank you
>>153174672
"I pity Erin for having to look at you when you die"
Your favourite Seiyuu announces her pregnancy
>>153174886
say that again with a hot loli voice and i might be alright with it
>>153174672
"Do you even have a job?"
>>153174672
"Oh, n-nice to meet you, I'm happy to be friends."
>>153174886
Good for her honestly, hope she lives a happy life with her family.
>>153174886
vocal cord transplants
>>153174886
>>153174886
I suppose I'll have to watch my anime muted
You're favorite azumango gets kidnapped by Yukari.
What do you say?
>>153174886
It's okay, Tane-chan, we've all known for a while now.
>>153174672
*japanese sounding words I can't understand*
>>153174886
I'm happy, I know Norio Wakamoto is going to be an amazing mother.
>>153174886
Which lucky Sony board director is the father, Sora?
>>153174886
Kazuhito Komatsu
Signs that /a/ will hate the show
>>153175169
Yuri
>>153174997
"啊"
>>153175169
Its an anime.
>>153174886
Good. As long as the child goes into the Seiyuu business then the VA Eugenicist in me would appreciate the attempt at continuing superior voice work.
>>153175169
It has "Re" or "Zero" in the name.
>>153171489
"I'm sure you'll find the right girl someday, you seem like a really nice guy"
>>153175169
Is not LOGH
>>153175169
Isekai
>>153175169
Has male characters
>>153175169
no girls and no homosexuality
>>153173245
Thought this was a reply to >>153173048
>>153175169
KyoAni
/a/non using the knowledge he gained from anime in the real world
>>153175169
It's popular outside /a/.
>>153175340
"He's bigger than me, so I have the advantage in speed!"
>>153175340
>>153175169
It has high ratings and is mildly popular
>>153175340
Please, c-can I kiss the back of your knee?
>>153175366
>>153175366
H-hayai
>>153175340
S& Ninja.
>>153175340
"She obviously didn't mean Im a disgusting creep, she's just being tsun. I should be more persistent"
>>153175340
If I distance myself from others and act mysterious, I'll be popular among girls!
When you find out your waifu is not a virgin
>>153175613
good thing I have three other waifus
>>153175613
Lesbian sex isn't sex.
>>153175613
>>153175613
Good. I don't want a scared inexperienced baka.
>>153175340
This is the story of how I got in jail for asking elementary school girls to give me her underwear, and how I get beaten by my cellmates there, but don't worry I'll keep getting up and talking about friendship to them and they will respect me.
>>153174886
What if my favourite seiyuu is male?
>>153175613
That's silly, are waifus are pure and virginal
>>153171665
Tokyo ravens
Rejected scenes from cgdct
>>153175613
Won't happen. There was never any doubt
>>153175950
One of the characters having sex with her boyfriend.
>>153175950
A boy says a line
>>153175950
A character is not autistic
>>153175950
One girl talking behind another's back
>>153175950
Something interesting.
>>153175950
A character has a nose
>>153171489
I'm sorry, harem girl-chan, I'm actually already in love with shitty tsundere-chan, so I'm going to clearly turn you down rather than string you along and make people think you have a shot.
>>153174886
>She get's dicked so hard she has a baby and help japan's declining birth rates
good for her, wouldn't ask for a better woman.
>>153175950
nipples without mysterious light
>>153176907
>>153171948
You can watch it in KLM planes.
>>153172586
"OK, what are we going to plagiarize from Pani Poni Dash next?"
>>153171584
Becky = Best
>>153177047
I'd rather be shot down by Soviet Air defenses than watch Keit-Ai
>>153171549
Happens all the time
>>153178721
Sorry, I gotta take a shit.
>>153178721
Mooom. I told you to knock! No, it's not a big pillow, it's DAKIMAKURA you baka. Get out of my room! No I didn't get the job, now go!
>>153171665
Ichigo 100%
>>153175636Mishafag pls go
>>153171665
Bleach.
>>153172586
Let's brainstorm to make our next winter season flop.
>>153178721
>>153178721
"You're on birth control right?"
>>153178721
"I love the fireworks too."
>>153178721
>I love Emilia
>>153178721
"I'm gonna fuck you up in the ass"
>>153180947
stick it in your own asshole
>>153173709
"I love that there are more shows aimed at women now, everybody deserves to enjoy anime!"
>>153173473
Anything useful.
>>153173709
That anime is [Actual name of anime]
>>153173932
Any anime.
>>153181350
That sentence made me genuinely angry.
>>153174373
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>>/pol/
>>153182196
>caricaturization and tokenism are good things.
Not everyone is a simple minded fuck like you, it's much worse than simply being non-inclusive.
>>153182196
How are you this stupid? Did you drown as a small child and suffer oxygen starvation?
>>153172113
I'm not afraid to show it off.
>>153181891
A N G E R Y
N
G
E
R
Y
>>153172902
>all female cast
So you've only watched K-on!.
>>153178721
Goku black is Goten
>>153173817
HAHAHA. Nice try m8.
>>153175950
Character wakes up early and makes a proper breakfast before leisurely walking to school.
>>153175366
kek'd and check'd
>>153171489
"I'm pregnant"
>>153184948
Fuck, I need to read the thread.
>>153173817
>literally the current year
>people still have trouble with the panda
>>153184772
>laugh-gif.gif
Activated my autism.
>>153178721
"Do I have something on my face?"
>>153185526
Yes.
>>153171489
>"I'm actually a homosexual" -MC
>>153171985
I agree, mostly by default though. The cute but violent tomboy is a bit lame, but she's way better than either of the retarded princesses, the brain-dead 11 year old or the psychotic childhood friend.
>>153175340
>>153175526
"If I 'accidentally' show some guy my panties then kick him, he'll fall in love with me forever!"
World's worst person to reveal your power level to
>>153190236
Everyone
>>153190236
A Japanese person.
>>153172586
"How about we make another FMP season or a Haruhi season"
"Naw lets keep adapting inhouse LNs and make a it completely different from the source material"
>>153173709
>loli threads
>its time threads/any BL type threads
>waifu threads
>yuri threads
>rec threads
>naruto/bleach threads
>NTR threads
>buyfag threads
I give up the list is already too long. Those buyfags are some weird motherfuckers.
>>153174071
Welp. We have a winner.
>>153171489
*actually having sex*
>>153175169
>it exists
/a/non's morning routine
>>153174251
>>153174302
>>153174321
>>153174373
>>153174463
>>153174486
>Implying that western live adaptations of anime can ever be good regardless of who is acting in them
>>153181891
>>153182409
>>153182877
Please do not fall for such obvious bait dear anons
>>153190870
Wake up at 2PM
>>153190870
Don't accomplish anything
>>153171665
Steins;Gate
>>153190980
That's not just in the morning.
>>153190980
He didn't ask for your life story.
>>153190236
"What? I thought you love that series, Mr. Trump? It had walls in it! Not to mention that the main girl is really cute and serious"
>>153190870
>>153175891
this
>>153174886
I hope thats mine
>>153190459
Nah, it doesn't really matter if they know you're a deadbeat otaku or not, they're still gonna treat you like you don't know shit.
>>153171916
Tenjou Tenge
>>153191621
Attack on titans?
What should an imouto call her brother?
>>153197979
her budget dildo since she doesn't want to pay for one
>>153173932
We share a computer and we both watch anime and have respect for each others tastes. Nothing would bother us
>>153178721
I don't have wear a rubber, if i put it in your butt
Cus rubbers are for nerds, and you're a nasty slut
>>153171665
Nisekoi
>>153175340
"I really need to keep trying on those MMOs, the hot girls are bound to show up any moment"
>>153171948Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139
>>153171948
Thanks for reminding me of that skit, OP. Lots of good shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOHGdt0UgrU
>>153173607
this
>>153190870
Wow it is look at the time, it is getting pretty noon.
>>153171665
Zero no Tsukaima
Code Geass
Oriemo
>>153175340
"You have to defend your waifu whatever happens."
>>153173636
Kek
>>153198333
>Reading Nisekoi
>>153179086
So much this. I thought Ichigo handled that whole dynamic fantastically. Made you want one girl to win and still feel bad for the other.
>>153172113
You ok down there?
>>153178721
"Listen. Why don't we stop here for today?"
>>153174886
B-but she's only 15!
>>153197979
mrf mrf slurp Onii-chan you quick shot
>>153172374
DxD does all 3 if you include the novels.
>>153173822
I miss Ako
>>153174672
"Seconds"
>>153176338
what is re:zero?
>>153175950
Anything with conflict or even a minor problem