How would you best describe Kazuma and Aqua's relationship?

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this

>>153117901
brother and sister for sure

>>153117960
What was the liquid? I'm not smart.

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functional toxic dependency

theyre bad for each other but they need one another

>>153118019
presumably gasoline or something equally flammable

>>153117901
Master and doggo.

>>153117901
Aqua is garbage
Kazuma is a garbage bin

>>153117960
so accurate it hurts. I could see something like this in the anime

>>153117901
Two little children constantly arguing about who is the mature one.

>>153117901

Scum and Goddess.

>>153117901
Aqua is fucking great bro tier, dude.
She fights together, drinks, banters, cries, is a good sport for beating and getting beat by Kuzuma.
10/10 waifu

>>153118348
Aqua pls go, we're trying to have an intelligent discussion

>>153118380

>bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la

EXPLOSION

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>>153117901
all 3 plus
>best type of romantic relationship

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Two sides of the same coin
>that chapter where they become nouveau riche douchebags

>>153118019
something to kill him, maybe poison.

>>153117960
Holy shit this is perfect

Why does a goddess wear a hooker suit with no pantsu?

Owner and dog that pisses on the carpet
>>153118482
Aqua needs to be put on a leash

>>153118812

What are you implying? She's wearing them properly. It's just that she doesn't want people to see them so she turned them invisible.

>>153118812
no stupid virgin can see the pantsu of the goddess of water Aqua!.

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>>153120049
What colour would you say her panties are?

>>153120137

Transparent.

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>>153120137
i only see lady bits there anon, i fully see her chomusuke.

>>153117901
Brother taking care of special needs sister.

>>153117901
Lifelong partners in crime.

>>153117901
(BBFL)
Best Bros For Life

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>>153120585
You can't be brothers with a girl.

>>153120662
>Aqua
>Girl
does not compute.

>>153120585
If Aqua were to die from being hit by a truck I have a feeling Kazuma would move on with his life pretty fast.

>>153120694
They bicker and fight all the time, but if push came to shove, I'd bet they'd have each other's backs.

>>153120662
she's a dude(girl)

>>153120828

Like during the dullahan fight? Yeah, that sure looked like it.

>>153120694
Definitely not. Kazuma became a NEET just because the girl he liked started going out with a delinquent. If Aqua died or disappeared, he'd be depressed as hell. He's a surprisingly fragile guy in some ways.

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>>153120694
>>153120828
>>153120969
>>153121062
Not really.
The brilliance of Aqua is that despite being dumb, spoiled, egotistical, annoying, alcoholic, unlucky trash is that she's useful in the most useless ways.
>Party tricks.
>Goddess power and mana
>Purification.
>Artist
>Can repair paper
>Sees in the dark
>Undead magnet.
>OP against undead.
I'm probably missing something but this is why Konosuba is so great; every girl has rotten personality quirks and employ unorthodox ways to still be useful in RPG adventures, much to Kazuma's annoyance.

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>>153117901
As a water goddess her role for kazuma is the same as it would be for anyone else:
Storage and/or disposal of unwanted liquids and getting things wet.

>>153121431
>>153121773
You forgot cleaning toilets and making walls.

Aqua is the guy who is fun to have a drink with but that you should never lend anything to

>>153121820
Cleaning herself is to be expected, the other stuff is just her going above and beyond her line of work.

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>>153121773
>>153121773

>>153121431
I don't think you understand Kazuma's and Aqua's relationship. I don't even know what you're even trying to refute.

>>153121872

Eh, I'd lend Aqua a shoulder when she's drunk.

>>153121906
>water god femdom
>grabs your testes and threatens to turn all your semen into water

>>153122174
Kazuma wouldn't mind dropping her ass but she always finds a way to be useful without even trying.
I doubt Kazuma would care much if Aqua were to die, she's a Goddess, all that really means is that she gets to go home, the only times she'd be missed would be when shit needed cleaning or the party did a quest that involved undead or purifying something, otherwise it would be one less annoyance and money sink for Kazuma to worry about.

>>153122290
>purifies all your stored up semen
>you can't impregnate anyone for 2 months
>go on a creampie spree fucking everyone and taking no responsibility

>>153122336
He wouldn't have before volume 4, but currently, she's one of his most precious comrades.

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>>153117901
Dysfunctional.

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>>153117960

>>153117901
Brother and sister. There are times when they are best friends and times when they want to strangle each other to death.

>>153117960
I don't get it.

>>153124583
She tried to poison him but he was too smart for it.

>>153124619
Sounds more like Kazuma and Dorkness in vol 10.

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>>153118021
>Hnnnngggghhhh

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>>153121906
>"You got mindbroken in 3 panels!?"

>>153117901
Pet and owner.

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>>153126034

>>153117901
>“Hmm? You look like a devil! I won’t let you escape, the one panting heavily in your chest right now is my important… important… Hey Kazuma! What is my relationship with you!? What should I say to look cool!?”

not even aqua knows.

>>153117901
Master and pet.

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He can use steal magic.

>>153126481
Thats not a very nice comparison anon.

Since dogs are intelligent creatures.

>>153127515
Shibainu are about as scummy as Aqua.

>>153127515
shibas are the aquas of dogs though. below average intelligence

>>153122290
>>153122579
>stored up semen
You retards fell asleep during biology classes or something?

>>153127853
>>153127924
I learned something new then. Thank you for helping make me a better person anons.

>>153122579
Stop thinking things work like in hentai you dumbfuck

>>153128086
The hips moving on their own thing is real though right?

RIGHT?

Aqua is cute! Cute! And she deserves more praise

>>153117960
What's this manga called?

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How is darkness so best? Holy shit

>>153128289
>Cuckness
>Best
>Not glorious, beautiful, clever goddess Aqua

>>153128160

Well, yes. There's some semi-autonomic mobility involved if the brain is too busy handling all the noise an imminent orgasm produces.

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>>153128312
Glorious slut who can't sleep without crying herself with booze you mean.

>>153128376
i want to climb those mounds

>>153128441
She wants you to climb those mounds!

>>153122336
Reading the orc's arc. Kazuma only feel safe with the presence of Aqua, not anyone else

>>153126589
Atleast Kazuma is important to Aqua

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>>153117901
Jeremy Clarkson and James May

>>153128257
Useless Goddess.

Why is Aqua so fat?

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>>153128980
She's a lazy glutton

>>153128980
Retains a lot of water.

>>153128980

Alcohol is actually quite fattening, it has very high caloric content. Combined with all the food Aqua eats, it's only because she also starves from time to time that she's not a landwhale.

>>153117901
Roomates

>>153117901
Like a brother and sister married couple.

Surprisingly I get brother-sister vibe from Kazuma-Darkness. Even with all that sexual tension present.

>>153129544
Incest is my fetish too

>>153117901
Dumb and dumber.

S2 is dumb and dumberer

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Can't wait for the latter half of the season.

>>153128793
Kazuma = Jeremy
Aqua = Hammond
Megumin = May

?

>>153117901
Married couple, within a couple years of divorce. z

Generally stuck living together, but they don't like each other either.

>>153129643
but kazuma has high intelligence

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>>153130321
I want a megumeme edit of this image with
>MORE EXPLOSION
instead

>>153130355

Not really high, just higher than average. They're both dumb compared to Memegumin.

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>>153117901
>after certain incident in vol10 aqua said this to kazuma

so its undefainable

>>153117901
Friends with benefits

>>153117901
Unknown and the debatable.
In V5 aftere orcs Kazuma was to scared to left Aqua side.
In V8 Kazuma was thinking about Aqua when he have seen a rock. Aqua created stall that would remind him about home.
V10when lucky guys were hitting on girls Aqua with Darkness and Megumin start telling Kazuma how lucky he is.
I won't call their relationship like bro or brother and sister.
Only can say unknown.
sorry for bad english.

>>153117901
>How would you best describe Kazuma and Aqua's relationship?
Complicated.
It's like 2 dudes who annoy each other just because, but will always help each other whenever shit goes down.

Their relation is the one of non-incestuous brother and sister.

>>153128376
> Cast down from heaven
> Not drinking oneself to oblivion every night
Do you even disgusting filthy mortal realm?

>>153131267
>Their relation is the one of non-incestuous brother and sister.

Is there such a thing in Japan?

>>153131318
Don't pay attention to him. He's dumb.
The only sexless arrangement between a man and a woman is lengthly marriage

>>153117901
>How would you best describe Kazuma and Aqua's relationship?
Scum tend to be attracted to their equals.

>>153130560
agree

>>153128980
Because she's a retard.

shut-in NEET and beautiful goddess.

Worthless garbage and japanese kid

>>153128980
In heaven you can eat all you want without being fat. She's a disgusting slut who has no self control as she's never needed it before.

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>Episode 2
>"Wow, these frogs are really though. If only Darkness was here, then we'd be able to handle them!"

>Episode 4
>"Darkness is back? Great, now to start my scheme to get rid of her forever!"

Explain.

>>153131502

Have we ever seen them going against frogs with Darkness?

>>153131502
He's an idiot.

>>153131534
Giant froggos are deathly afraid of metal, so naturally Darkness strips down so she can be eaten

>>153131628

I'll bet she could miss the frog from inside it.

>>153131318
No but I'm pretty sure that Aqua is under one of these "don't fug the goddos" magic seals.

>>153131502
He wanted more bait, not more fighters.
Darkness is borderline useless as a crusader.

>>153131793
she's not useless at all
she's literally the best tank in the world

>>153131822
Tank would imply she can dish out damage as good as she can take it. She is a meatshield.

>>153131793
No he didn't. He wants a tank/fighter. The problem is that Darkness can't ever hit anything, And because she outright creeps the fuck out of Kazuma with her masochism.

>>153131793
>>153131880
>>153131891
Read the fucking LN.

So when will Kazuma trick Darkness into using an actually dangerous combat build? Don't say stealing her char sheet and forcing 1 point into longswords because she'll literally kill him

>>153131880
>Tank would imply she can dish out damage as good as she can take it.
no it wouldnt
a tank's job (in game worlds, such as konosuba) is only to tank, not deal damage

>>153131502
Kazuma i stuck with her because rest of the party likes her. This would be a good way to get rid of her without the party being able to object. She is a pretty bad tank so any tank would be better so if a chance to get rid of her comes up you take it.

>>153131679
No magic seal can withstand the true power of the dick.

>>153131502
He's a tsundere.

>>153131912
Is unarmed considered a skill? Otherwise just have her punch things instead of trying to hit them with a sword.

>>153131924
How could you tank if you can't provoke the enemy?

>>153131906
You are the one that should read the LN. Darkness is so useless even a Demon Lord general (Sylvie) ignore her.

>>153131906
>reading LNs
Kill yourself.

I have feeling that Aqua transferring from main to support characters

Aqua really gets my liquids flowing if you catch my drift

>>153131991
I like to think Darkness gives negative status effects on the demon lord generals because she creeps them out.

>>153131891
Yes, he did. He needed someone else to get eaten by the frogs so they would all stop moving.

>>153131991
This. Tank aggro only makes sense if there is a legitimate danger to ignoring the tank. Darkness can not injure her targets, therefore there is no risk to ignoring her most monsters would not know that but a single smart one ruins everything

>>153131991
>You are the one that should read the LN. Darkness is so useless even a Demon Lord general (Sylvie) ignore her.
Thanks for showing you didn't read the marriage arc, friend.

>>153131991
>How could you tank if you can't provoke the enemy?
Did you forget Darkness has an ability to attract the enemy's attention?

>You are the one that should read the LN.
The fucking irony

>>153118482
They were holding hands in the latest episode too.

For me aqua and kazuma are ike a sister and a brother, where the sister suffers from a severe addiction and the brothers decies to trat it with pure violence, and refuse to bring her to a doctor or institution.

>>153117901
Pet and Owner.

>>153117960
Pretty accurate

>>153131906
As with most LNs the source and writing is trash. You have fun reading garbage.

>>153131991
tanks have skills to get enemy aggro even without hitting them

and she was very useful when they went to the front lines to fight the demon king's minions

>>153132330
Don't make baseless posts and expect not to get called out on it when the source material is out there, friend.

>>153132437
What exactly did you call me out on?

>>153132330
You do realize the writing quality take a hit once it's animated right? Have fun watching butchered garbage I guess.

Konosuba threads are so full of casuals and normalfags.

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>153132512

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>>153117901
The kind of friends that are like wife and husband but would never fuck.

>>153132512
No it doesn't. What takes a hit is the content and amount of given information.

Please don't tell me you can actually read the LN and call it quality writing. Just look at how horrible it descries the characters and setting with "Aqua looks pretty is she shuts up" and "that lady's color hair is red." LNs are notoriously badly written; the ones that gain the victory of an anime do so because of the ideas and concept behind them are interesting.

>>153132576
>like wife and husband but would never fuck.
so like most married couples after the first year

>>153132611
Are you seriously judging a LN based on a translation?

You can't make this shit up.

>>153132555
Imagine being so worthless that a man can't even make himself fantasize about you.

Aqua is truly the worst Goddess.

>>153132611
>argument for the anime being better is the redaction of a TL by some ESL fag
YOU CAN'T GET ANY MORE SECONDARY THAN THIS

>>153132669
Kazuma just has good taste, i imagine the cheat item hero fantasizes about Aqua all the time.

>>153132656
The translation has nothing to do with what's written you inbred autistic twat. No one's saying the choice of words and how they flow are bad.

You're a special kind of retard to think reading the LN and gloating over reading LNs, in an ANIME/MANGA board, and to someone who actually read the first volume and second half and dropped it, makes you some kind of special snowflake. There's a reason why LN authors want their shit animated.

/jp/ is at another section.

>>153130560

So what, is she saying she wont mind getting fucked by kazuma every night as long he pays first with sosomethinexpensive like her favorite sake?

>>153124642
Why does Darkness try to kill Kazuma?

>>153132819
not that guy and I mostly agree with you but you're moving goalposts pretty bad. also
>No one's saying the choice of words and how they flow are bad.
not sure if this was you but
>Just look at how horrible it descries the characters and setting with "Aqua looks pretty is she shuts up" and "that lady's color hair is red."

>>153132867
Aqua's doing that faux slut thing where she demands payment first and then doesn't put out.

Kazuma is 3 smart to fall for her tricks.

>>153132912
You have to be trolling.

Please tell me how:
>choice of words and how they flow
and
>descriptions of a particular character and setting

are the same.

Go read the first volume of the LN. It does a shit job of, for example, describing what the town of Axel is like. As far as I remember it doesn't even fucking describe it. At all. Without the anime I wouldn't have even been able to picture what the place looked like. Which is why if you're going to give me an anime and the LN, I will go to the anime first and read only contents that are skipped.

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>>153130321
Please anon, Megumin has nothing on this goddess

>>153133067
>choice of words
>descriptions
not a difficult concept not sure why you had trouble

>>153133118
You are either a special kind of retard or trolling.

>>153133197
you're either esl or you failed to enter high school, a description is the words an author chooses to describe something how are you too stupid to comprehend this?

>>153133067
> Axel was never described
It was literally generic hero starter village. Just play one of 50 million RPGs and there you have it.

>>153133243
Just for you, I'll reply this one last time, just in the case that in the former sense of you're a autistic retard (Which is probable considering you somehow call me ESL without proper grammar).

>The breath of man and horse mingled, steaming, in the cold morning air as his lord father had the man cut down from the wall and dragged before them. Robb and Jon sat tall and still on their horses, with Bran between them on his pony, trying to seem older than seven, trying to pretend that he'd seen all this before. A faint wind blew through the holdfast gate. Over their heads flapped the banner of the Starks of Winterfell: a grey direwolf racing across an ice-white field.

If we assumed this was somehow in another world Japanese, and a poor ESL person as you describe it translated this from a LN, it would look something like:

>The men and horse breathed heavy air in the cold morning as they cut the roped man down. Robb and Jon looked tall in their horses and Bran who was only seven tried to look like he was older than he was. A small wind blew to the gate. Above their heads was a wolf banner running in an icy field

The first set of words has a flowery flow of words and descriptions, as per the author's style of writing. The second lacks the flow and flowery verbal choice of words, but still maintains the descriptions.

While the second way of writing is obviously more poor looking, it still gets the message across. Hence, what I am expecting from translations and translators to do. I do not expect the style and flow of words to be accurate nor do I judge an LN because of it.

Now please kill yourself or at least learn how to type properly in this message board before trying to condescend down about ESL and high school.

>>153133629
>calls someone autistic
>bothers to dig up a game of thrones quote and rewrite it into his esl version of english

>>153117901
Aqua is author's self insert.

Kazuma is re:rezo's author.

>>153127974
the human testicles produce semen up to three days of daliy production and after it will continually be renewed. So your body is kinda storing semen up to the limit of your testicles.

>>153127974
> Made a galloping sound

>>153135077
It's the other way around.

>>153132819
You're assuming a lot of shit over a simple post lol

>>153132492
The other guy is basically saying those three posts are wrong you illiterate fuck
There's several chapters that exist to show how useful and irreplaceable Darkness is in the arc where she has to be married to Alderp

Someone who read the original LN as well as translated one, is there really that much of a difference like some anons here who think its a different book entirely, as jokes and comprehension of the world are concerned ???

i though the translations were very good, & they even included notes where its wasn't possible to translate jokes/context entirely

>>153136049
I only have volume 5 and 9 to compare, but it's accurate enough so far as fan translations go.

>>153136049

it's just dumb weebs being dumb as usual.

It's a very similar reason as to why translatation scene has tons of drama, cause a bunch of fatasses get a superiority complex over being able to read chicken scratch when others can't.

Japan was a mistake, weebs were a mistake, my life was a mistake, I wish I'd drop dead.

>>153136388
Yeah, the only problem was the redaction of the first 9 volumes since the translator wasn't fluent with English.

>>153136449
What are you even pulling out of your ass

>>153117901
Begrudgingly allies until a better opportunity presents itself.

Also, aqua needs kazuma; she can barely function on her own.

The best part of the first season was how utterly at ease those two are with each other. They party together, bath together, sleep together and yet there isn't even a hint of sexual tension between them. It helps that both have seen the other at their worst (i.e. most of the time) and can't think any less of each other at this point.

>>153117901
Considering that Kazuma chose Aqua to be his gift during reincarnation, would Aqua even be ALLOWED to leave him?

I see that YP shills are out in full force today.

>>153137371
Must be a cozy job, getting paid to shitpost here.

>>153135077
nope author's self inser is Arue

>>153118019
bleach probably