*chugchugchugchug* Ahhhhh.......

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*HRNGH!!*

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>>153107865
[Umaru-chan goes to nap.]

>>153109603

gonna be a long nap. That was poison

I'm going to marry Umaru!

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>>153109642
[Umaru-chan took lesson of Rasputin to heart and is immune to poison.
Someone does release a facehugger in the room.
Where is her brother?
The facehugger latched onto Umura's face and gets it on with impregnating her cola filled stomach, an ideal environment for xenomorph development.]

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>>153109733
[Facehugger dies, Umaru wakes up and feels weird but fine.]

Neck yourselves.

Umaru threads are funny sometimes

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>>153109941
[Something seems amiss with Umaru]

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Wow! Way to go nug!

>>153109941
What is her Stand called and what powers does it have?

You know, despite how cute she might look on the outside, Umaru and Gab must have explosive inferno like diarrhea. Onii chan probably has to wipe clean her shitstain every night.

>>153110461
Projecting.

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>>153110430
It's called Xenumaru and it can play geimu, eat chippusu and drink kora.

>>153110486
Exactly, she projects her poo clear across the room. Like a shook-up coke bottle

Why isn't Umaru a fat bitch from eating all that junk food?

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Here, Umaru, have this candy.

>>153110806
5 sets per day of motor boating Ebina