You wake up as this country bumpkin. What do you do?

Find a way to contact the AU version of my crush.

masturbate

>>153087599
/thread

Possibly whore myself out.

>>153087510
Go around teasing men and sucking dicks for free.

Make sake and cash on the virgin's drool.

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>>153087548

>>153087599
The only correct answer.

Stand in front of the mirror and try different clothes with different hairstyles.

rape

>>153087976
This is actually what I want
>tfw being born with wrong gender

teasing shotas

>>153087510
feel my breast

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>>153087548

>>153087548
Already a thing.

http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>153087510
Fondle tits like my man Taki.

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>>153087548
Dammit

>>153087510
I knew I wouldn't need to even type it out: >>153087599

>>153087510
Grope tits.

>>153088471
stop shilling your stupid fanfiction. can we report these posts?

Become a cum dump in a public restroom as what a girl should do in this modern era

>>153087599
A lot. With toys too.

cute pic dude

Furiously masturbate until I pass out, then go and fuck a bunch of guys from school.