Let's write an anime plot /a/.

>>153064646
magical penis that could fly,

young man who through deus ex machina

>>153064646
Faggot named OP

There was no continuity there. There was a magical penis that could fly, young man who through deus ex machina Faggot named OP.

>>153064781
Who used a keitai (Translator's note: cellphone)

to pick up hot girls

>>153064646
And kidnap them

And exchange them for boypussy.

>>153069149
Fuck why am I even writing this.

and send them to another world

>>153069149
The end.

>>153069285
The girls brought back transforming cars

>>153069343
with dragon dildos instead of seats.

>>153069372
with dildo up their ass, they drove down the East Nippon expressway

drifting hearing to eurobeat

They shifted uncomfortably, trying not to let out their cute voices.

hijinks ensue as

>>153069937
bald gay man came and

his cum was acid and

>>153070049
Tasty as hell.

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And then Saber was summoned

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Upon shaking her hand I realized she was a girl

>>153070707
but not only that, she was really my sister from an alternate dimension

she explained to me the command seals

And then Saber was a zombie

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And then a spiky hair boy punched saber in the face

>>153072873
I slammed into the spiky haired boy and punched him in the face.

And then MC touched boobs.

Then Saber exploded because spiky hair boy punched her with his anti-magic right hand

And then Kiritsugu commands Saber to fuck off.

*insert jojo reference*

And then Kiritsugu kills himself because he's a edgy, emo faggot.

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>>153072997
That mysterious stranger wasn;t fast enough

Our insides lock together like a mollosk.

cawfee gween tee

Drink was spiked. MC kun rapes Seiba

He tried and failed because Saber is a trained knight, who impaled him with Excalibur