So, I can just shew on rice till it looks like gurgled semen,

Wash rice, cook it, add the yeast and fungus, then let it ferment.
There's other stuff in-between but that's the jist of it.

>>153061461
That shit probably tasted disgusting, but yeah it will turn to alcohol eventually. Just add some yeast

You can call the alternate universe version of your crush and end up falling for her instead of your crush.

Was a script completed, even?

Nice meme.