What is it about businesswomen that we love so much?

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cant speak for everyone else but being a house husband being married to a business woman is my dream.

>>153055410
Crushing depression that they will probably will never find love, while their biological clock is ticking away.

>>153055410
>What is it about businesswomen that we love so much?
They are doing the jobs that we aren't.
They are the reason we can spend all day every day watching anime.

>>153055410
I love how they're just repackaged wish fulfillment high school girls in an even duller environment.

>>153055623
>duller
high school seemed just as dull to me broseph

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>>153055410
wait this is the guy who made renai shimasen ka?
PICKED UP

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>>153055410
PANTYHOSE

>>153055410
Tight pencil skirts and pantyhose.

they can carry their own weight and can be assertive when they have to

it's why i love most older women

The fantasy of seducing a cute OL is one of domestication

We find the heroine unhappy, engaging in unnatural behavior in pursuit of "happiness" like her SJW professors told her exists in the offices of men

And it's hot to imagine that we can use the power of dick to set her free, back to her natural behavior as a woman

>>153056080
you're pretty much completely wrong

They got that air of stability and seriousness, and at the time they have that accessible feeling.

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>>153056002

>>153055410
Their money.

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>>153056521
Those news articles featuring 3D women in their 30s complaining about men aren't just for show.

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>>153056521
you're lying
I know you are

>>153056692
They're really just craving for dick. Not even joking, you walk into an office, you'll get looks of disappointment from every corner because you're young and likely gunning for younger women than they, so they complain and shitpost of media about being a strong, independent womyn w-who don't need no man.

>>153056934
Why would a young men bother with older women?

Especially when fertility declines fast.

>>153056843
Ever since, she's been almost avoiding talking to me. She used to laugh a lot with me but not anymore.

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>>153055410
>redtone
Is this the new bluetone?

Why is there no Policewomen anime? Like a modern day one? Then you could have the murder mystery solving parts, which people love like in Fate or Persona 4, and then you could also have women in suits and ties.

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>>153056994
>Why would a young men bother with older women?
If older women really want younger men, they need to look for what younger women aren't bringing to the table in that arrangement, and then bring exactly that to the table. They don't want it, but they don't have the looks or youth to demand special treatment.

>>153057092
>Why is there no Policewomen anime?
there was one

>>153055410
a self sustaining educated woman who isn't leeching off her husband is pretty appealing if you ask me desu

>>153057092
>what is psycop ass

>>153057126
urobutcher series was shit.

>>153057097
Often times it's because they're crazier in bed. They're more willing to do other things.

>>153057184

NO. That was shit. I'm talking women in suits. Pantsuits. Business skirts. Ties. Dark pantyhose. And they have guns. Real guns. Berettas maybe. Hair in tight buns. Ponytails. Like that one Gintama ED where they are all in suits.

>>153057261
So basically Psycho Pass.

>>153057261
Why the fuck are neckties on women so lewd?

>>153057465

There were no cute, sexy, beautiful, pretty, or even moe girls in Psycho Pass.

>nazotokine was a shitty phone game commercial but was perfect for this
>i am literally the only person on /a/ that watched it

>>153056994
an older woman is a much more stable being, less likely to scream at you and cry for an hour and refuse to talk to you because she had a dream in which you cheated on her

>>153057589
you would think so

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>>153057516
> or even moe girls

>>153055410
Desperation.

>>153057237
>I'm a newfag who's never seen a post-2010 anime

>>153061092
>I'm a newfag who overrates post-2010 anime

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>>153055410
Anon is under subconscious delusion that aging women have lowered feeling of self-worth and are more desperate for the D.
Enough for him to feel more comfortable self-inserting into hentai with business cakes than say with a bishounen getting vanilla sex from his 10/10 sameage girlfriend.

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>>153061169
I'm saying there are other police anime, you dip

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>>153055623
Shut up.

>>153061273
honestly i like older women because they are portrayed as more compassionate and loving and i'm desperate to feel any sort of love

>>153055455
I don't even like to clean up my apartment, I'd be a terrible house husband.

Probably be divorced within a year, but it'd be a nice year.

>>153055455
>Being this cucked

>>153055410
pantyhose

>>153061313
Get a dog.
You'll never got that kind of selfless love out of a woman.
Just don't get a shiba inu, they're worse than women.

>>153061554
i like dogs, but they can't give me the sort of love another person can

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>>153061553
>>153055916
These guys get it.

>>153061554
I thought shibas were good with their own family but ignored everyone else.

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>>153061589
>another person can
Are you sure about that anon?
Are you sure it's not a ruse just to trick you in procreating?
I mean women are technically flowers in a way that flowers brainwash bees and attract them with nectar to trick them into muling their genes and help them procreate.
Women are basically flowers that alter your state of consciousness enough for making you consider enormous burden family and children are.

>>153061723
>shibas
They basically have strong "ego", meaning they won't easily recognize your authority as a "pack leader".

>>153061295
Look, bad fanservice. I must've been wrong.

>>153061750
yes, i'm sure

there has to be one woman amongst the 3.5 billion

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>>153061781
Oh, that kinda sucks. I've wanted one since I saw Muco, but I don't wanna be too strict with my doggo.

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>>153055410
The nice clothes?

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>>153055410
Because they have the knowledge, sense of responsibility, self-sufficiency and self-management skills to run a good household. I wouldn't ask her to stay home forever, but one of us would have to temporarily while any children are not old enough for school.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7aDstrDMf0

Sums it up all in one.

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>>153055410
They're cute.

>>153057516
You are the reason anime is shit.

>>153062495
Shit anime like Psycho Pass is the reason anime is shit.

>>153056521
>I could see the heartbreak in my manager's eyes when I broke the news to her.

Why didn't you just create a cake harem.

U don goofed.

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>>153062940
>3d harem
Probably the easiest way to get yourself murdered IRL

>>153056521
>I'm surprised at how many cakes there are.

Single women in their thirties are usually single for a reason. If they're not just out of a relationship, I'd stay away. Betting on them just being single because they prioritize work over relationships are just like Russian roulette. There's a big chance you'll be screwed with a single woman with cats.

>>153056521
Did you turn your company into a Harem, anon?

>>153056041
Add some glasses and you got perfect boner material. I wish I had pictures with me at the moment.

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>>153064942

Meant to quote >>153056002

>>153055410
because we imagine they would support our NEET lifestyle with their income

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>>153065156

>>153061781
so in a twist they are the least japanese dog ever

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>>153063205

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>>153056521
>Dipping your pen in company ink
I hope it works out for you. It causes nothing but drama and shitshows if you two break up.

>>153057261
Not Berettas. Japanese police use .38 revolvers.

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Big business butt.

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>>153055410
I don't know. You tell me.

>>153055487
>>153056994
>>153061273
>>153063205
It doesn't apply for all of them, though. You're saying those like they're a bad thing. There could be a younger intern working there.

>>153061554

Id rather a cat.
Why no Shiba?

>>153056994
is not about fertility, anon, older women are more assertive of their sexuality, you don't need to play games, thet know what you want and they know what they want

>>153070689
Is that main bitch wearing her skirt sideways. I swear the zipper and slit at the bottom are supposed to be on the side.

>>153071123
And what they want isn't you.

>>153071269
Your post shows what you know, aka nothing.

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>>153055410
I think its more the outfits.

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When a girl is older and desperate it makes you think "wow she might even settle for a loser like me"

And when a woman has a good career you think "wow maybe she'd be willing and able to let me live with her and support me in exchange for just making her not be alone".

The 2 combine for the ultimate low hanging fruit fantasy.

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>>153055916
>>153061553

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Cause you think you can relate and that that would create some kind of bond.

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>no office lady to go drinking with after work
Fuck

>>153055410

Depending on the work, the job can lead to some immense frustration; which makes them complete sluts in bed, as they try to get rid of frustration thus.

>tfw will never introduce Megumi to my parents

Tawawa draws the best OL.

>>153071269

Vents go in the back anon.

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>still no english translation

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>>153075254
oh shit cute nail polish

>>153077158
>standard, solid mono-color nail polish is my fetish

If only we could all be so easily indulged.

>>153075254

except there is

http://es.ninemanga.com/chapter/Bijin%20Onna%20Joushi%20Takizawa-san/512211(.)html

>>153077209
cool english bruh

>>153077209
>spic speak

that's not englis

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>>153055410
Anal sex in the office.

>>153061483
>everything and anything will lead to cuckoldry
This sounds familiar for a reason.

>>153070689
these are clear actress, are too sexy.

>>153081141
That sounds filthy

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>>153055455
I would kinda like this too but it can only work if I'm somehow 100% certain that she absolutely only loves me.

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Why even bother living, we all know the cute office ladies we talk about don't really exist.

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>>153082052

>>153082052
>>153082296

I was surprised to find this as an actual printed manga in Japan. I can't read that much of it, but it's still nice just having it.

>>153081141
get down from the chair and do your work, woman

>>153081832
Well, obviously you need to clean it first.

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>>153055725
Just read this.
Holy shit wish it got an anime.
Short and sweet and art style is really nice.
Thanks anon.
Can't believe I read it all in less then an hour.
Makes me want to cry how quick that was.

>>153055410
It means you already lost to the japanese propaganda to make people love japanese office lady. It's basically a propaganda to make them have a come back on their declining birth rate because office ladies are most likely single even at the ripe age of 30.

>>153081141
That's one tough chair to not get damaged by the heels.

>>153083596
>Japanese Propaganda
This is not true since anime about OLs don't exists.

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>>153061289
Damn! Natsumi was my first boner!
I loved this show.

>>153068163
>dat booty
Sweet merciful cheese sticks.... That skirt just begs invitation.

>>153055410
>MC is literally Chad Thundercock
Never dropped a manga so fast.

>>153084303

I prefer him to be Chad than Beta McPussy.

>>153084351
Cuck.

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>>153055916
This. OL+pantyhose=perfect combo

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>>153084441

>>153057152
retard

>>153084303
Well no shit, it's OL wish-fulfillment not the other way around.

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>>153086362
>it's OL wish-fulfillment
>in a seinen 4koma magazine

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>>153055410
does the author also write a doujin?
I love this t h i c c ness, need more...

>>153089940
Just some Kancolle doujin.

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>>153089940
also this blushing

>>153090145
care to share? or just mention his/her doujin pen name.

>>153090230
Same as his regular name, Tachibana Roku. On his twitter he advertises both of sides of his work.

>>153086831
Are these autobiographical?

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>>153090298
owh... I thought he will use different name for his R-18 stuff.

checking his twitter...
man, look at this t h i c c ness!

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>>153090626

>>153055410
why hot anime chicks are hot

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>>153090561
I hope not, that would be bad for my heart.

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>>153055410
Because I'm getting old

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>>153082052
>"if it was a man it wouldn't trend"

>tfw you're getting older and nobody cares about old men
>lost your chance at /ss/ and lost your chance at dating a christmas cake as a 20years old young man

I finally see what they meant with no country for old men.

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>this is your boss
>she wants you to lick her feet if you want a raise
What do you do?

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>>153093595
Lick her feet, marry her, encourage her onto her true calling of being an idol.

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>>153055916
>>153056002
>>153061553
This. Bless the guy who convinced women that pantyhose and pencil skirts are part of the formal attire.

>>153093595
Ask how much I would get for licking her ass.

>>153092842
They wouldn't want you unless you're already good looking, charming, and more successful than them anyway. Stick to 2D.

>>153093595
>>153093698
How would she react if you told her that she is way cuter than any of the idols?

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>>153094107
Embarrassment, followed by very producable egao.

There there any ongoing romance/seinen manga about this that aren't 4koma?

>>153094462
>"Hey anon, my chair just broke, can I sit on your for a while?"

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>>153055455

>guy get transported into another world in order to provide an heir to the queen and be her husband
>he stays in the castle whilst she rules

>this will never get an anime

dammit

>>153055410
They're bitches irl

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>>153095107

>>153094742
It cannot be more cucked.

>>153055410
>grown up Vigne

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>>153092575
Holy shit. Maybe it is this.

Maybe our tastes are aging as we are.

>yfw 40 years from now /a/ is ~60-80 yrs old and anime GMILF threads are commonplace

>>153055455
You'd better be attractive, funny, and good with children.

>>153093595
>Directer

>>153074400
These make me so sad, I just want to give her a hug and take her out for dinner or something.

>>153095806
I want to see this happen

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>>153095183
Criminally underrated girl

>>153097408
I want to kiss her cute butt.

>>153094742

>LEDLIGHTSLEDLIGHTSLEDLIGHTS

>>153097631

wut?

>>153099151

Read it and you'll understand.

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>>153055916
>>153061723
>>153061553
>>153073642
>>153084471
>>153093792
My niggas.

>>153055410
More mature, craves dick

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>tfw no cute office lady will ever notice you

>>153101017
No shit how do you expect anyone to notice you from sitting in your room your entire life

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>>153101081
I wasn't expecting anything.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANNA DATE A SINGLE LONELY OL AND MAKE HER HAPPY
I WANNA MARRY A LONELY OL AND MAKE HER FEEL LIKE LIFE WASN'T A WASTE
I WANNA GROW OLD WITH AN OL AND MAKE HER HAPPIER THAN SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD EVER BE
I WANNA DIE SEEING AN OLD OL'S SMILE OF LOVE

>>153101344
You should stop being a fat greasy neet who a woman would actually be happy to be with then.

>>153101413
I'm not fat or greasy.

>>153101428
I'm sure you're fatter and greasier than you're willing to admit. Also ugly. And nobody wants a lazy neet.

>>153101599
Nice projection, not like it matters. I'm not going to post pictures of me in /a/ and you won't believe it's me, and you're not the OL anyway.

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Show me a more punchable 4koma MC.

You can't.

>>153101655
I don't need to be an OL to know that no OL wants to be your substitute mom / sex slave.

>>153101741
AAAA FUCK YOU
there, you got a reaction! I hope you feel good, anon

>>153101741
And that's why she's going to die alone surrounded by cats.

>I was engaged twice but was hesitating thinking I could maybe find someone better. Now I'm alone at 30.

You go girl.

What kind of menial, soul-crushing work does office ladies actually do?

>>153101689
How can I punch a man that I envy?
I wish I could make a girl blush like that.

>>153101821
>you either take a NEET who masturbates to anime all day and expects you to cook, clean and do everything for him or you die alone

Also, I hope you realize that the single OL archtype is very rare in real life while YOU are real and are actually going to die alone right? You're so far gone that you're honestly insulting and feeling superior to imaginary drawings while ignoring the state of your own life.

>>153101828
Nothing. They handle simple tasks and men handle the tougher ones. If she's given a tough task she goes to men for support help.

>>153055410
>this artist finally started on hentai
Came fucking buckets

>>153101952
By not being a beta cuck.

>>153102013
>Also, I hope you realize that the single OL archtype is very rare in real life
Haha, no.

>>153102150
>Haha, no
Yeah cause you know so much about the outside world from within the confines of your room.

Hey try showing the OLs all the dozens of different ways you know to call someone "cuck" and your 50 gigabyte pepe image collection. Surely that will make them love you.

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>>153102405
Stop trying to communicate with plebians, anon.

>>153061289
Miyuki is literally perfect.

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>>153061313
>portrayed as more compassionate and loving
In anime and fiction? Oh yes

IRL? Whoo boy. The only time I've seen that ring true is if the woman is 60+

>>153102405
>Yeah cause you know so much about the outside world from within the confines of your room.

Clearly more than you do from the confines of your cubicle. Please keep complaining how there are no "good men" left and they are afraid of successful women. That's definitely why those "successful women" can't find a partner.

>>153058182
She looks like she's ready to be harvested for the apple crumbles.

>yfw your birthday was a few days ago
>30 years old
>you're now older than most cakes

What do you do now? Part of my fetish fap was older women. I'm just as old. It's not fun anymore.

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>>153102794
>What do you do now?
You graduate to New Year's Noodles.
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/archives/2007/07/20/2003370521

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>>153055410
>tfw no OL cake

>>153055725
>>153083435
Weird /a/ hated this when it came out. It's one of my favourites though, this guy draws the best women, and yeah, the story was pretty good too, the MCs backstory was pretty realistic for a romance manga.

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>>153102646
What are you even doing with your life man.

>>153102794
You either go for women around your age OR you become the fat, bald old man that NTR/corrupts young girls.

>>153055455
Yup, my ideal world as well. Though she'd have to make a lot of money and be able to support us both comfortably because I'd feel bad if she was making shitty wages and I was just sitting on my ass.

But if she was well off and we lived in a nice apartment, oh yeah, that'd be heaven. I'd make her breakfast in the morning then clean up and clean the apartment, be done by 11 or 12 am an then watch anime and screw around on the internet. Make lunch before she comes home, chat about her day and then do whatever she feels like in the evening.

>>153103443
I didn't choose the autism life.

>>153103671
And neither will any OLs.

>>153103230
qts

>>153103717
they literally do
>>153092487

>>153103854
No, I mean they're never going to choose to make you a part of their life.

>>153094742
Name? Google search gives nothing useful.

>>153104165
You are not trying.

>>153103980
you dun goofed boi

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>you will never annoy your pretty boss

Why is manga so cruel?

>>153095806
I screen cap this and will post with first gmilf thread

Why do you guys call older women cakes?

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>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never laugh at her latest 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never decide to go out, even though it's a weeknight
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never cuddle and hold hands after sex
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again

>>153104532
Yeah cause you can't cook and never go out.

>>153104532
sexy

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>>153104514
WebM is the reason why the Japanese call them that. The same logic applies to a more recent phenomenon: New Years Noodles. These are unmarried women over 31 because, just like New Years Noodles, nobody wants them after the 31st (in East Asian countries, traditionally long noodles are eaten on New Years Eve as they are supposed to symbolize a long life).

>>153104532
fucking hell

>>153104611
That webm is depressing. Is there a term for older umarried dudes?

>>153104695
4chan users

>>153104611
I really wish we had Audio.

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>>153104532
Fuck you, man.

Just fuck you.

>>153104695
Dudes don't suffer from infertility due to used up eggs.

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>>153104821
did you not already realize this

>>153104611
Too sad.

>>153104611
Savage Konata.

>>153104780
https://a.pomf.space/daninarwvnan.webm

>>153057092
This is why I hate children.

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>>153055410
uniform

>>153104828

Gets don't get 'used up' anon unless OL-chan is having many children.

>>153105814
So incredible math.

Business Woman > Office Lady

>>153106038
I don't believe there's a difference.

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>>153105984
incredible sex

>>153106081

There is though
Business Woman or Career woman hold positions equal to that of Salarymen. Office Ladies are there to do extremely basic clerical work, these jobs also do not require degree. Also Office Ladies are not paid very well at all since they are expected to leave the work field at a certain age. Career Woman go to college then Enter a company on the same elevator system as men.

>>153055410
Tight suit skirts and stockings.

>>153106121
I have to be honest she would be too much for me.

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>>153057261
>Pantsuits. Business skirts. Ties. Dark pantyhose. And they have guns. Real guns. Berettas maybe. Hair in tight buns. Ponytails.

I have the perfect anime for you

>>153106354
>recommending rail wars to anyone
This should be classified as a hate crime.

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>>153106336
You're loss

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I just like older woman.

>>153106291
I'm not sure the definitions are as strict as you interpret them.

A business woman is still usually also a lady who works in an office. An office lady is still a woman, who generally does business.

>>153106418
Does she even have a pussy?

>>153104532
>school
>cake

Pick one.

>>153055410
>ywn date a co-worker OL
>ywn escalate to getting a blowjob under your desk, fucking in the closet, etc.
>ywn force her to walk around the office wearing a mask of your cum all day
Why even live?

>>153106484
Teachers go to school too.

>>153106439
If were talking Japanese workforce though there is a difference
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyaria%C5%ABman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_lady

if you want that sweet sweet dual income before convincing her that youll make the best house husband you want to marry the Career woman

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>>153106418

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>>153106480

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>>153106418
Fantasy is better anyway.

>>153106650
No thanks.

>>153106650
Yes please.

>>153106695
You would embarrass yourself.

>>153095806
I'll bet on this too. At first it was all bout dat high school life, but now it's things like tawawa on monday and grand blue. Soon enough I will be that grumpy manager going "you goddamn kids"

Fuck man I want to go back.

>>153107024
if you fuck it up once, try, try again

>>153107131
You don't get a second chance and she tells everyone you know.

>>153107402
Good thing I don't know anybody.

>>153107564
And never will if you embarrass yourself.

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>>153105959
>what is ovulation

>>153107683
I want to know Motoko in a biblical sense.

>>153107811
Oh I completely want to but I know reality.

>>153107402
thats why you have to work in consulting. After a coupke of months, new places and new faces. Also, you get to meet lots of hot 3d grills that get close to these types.

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I want to teach my pretty workaholic boss to cook!

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>>153107931
>Only in one episode
A crying shame, and a waste of a delicious character design.

>>153108525
>Vice-director of the creative department of a major food company
>Can't even cook
You can't make this shit up.

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If you want to fuck your coworker you need to die.
Or get fired for sexual harassment.

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>>153108655
I can't get fired for sexual harassment if I don't work.

>>153108655
What is that gun?

>>153108838
A Glock.

>>153105959
No it's actually literally impossible for them to ever get used up, that's how many there are.

>>153061483
You don't know what that word means, do you?

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>>153108655
My co-workers are all surly middle-aged black women, so that's not an issue,

Thank God for anime.

MEGUMI
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>>153109192
>No it's actually literally impossible for them to ever get used up, that's how many there are.

>>153110170
You're a fucking idiotDo you think menopause literally means they're fucking out of ovum? Are you high on acid?

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>thread still up

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>>153110475
Cake threads are for oldfags who want to feel alive again. We're a small but important part of /a/'s userbase,

>>153110467
It means they are out of usable ovum, yes. You think ovulation is the only time they are "used up"? No you retard, they age just like the rest of your body.

>>153110551
why the fuck are these threads called cake threads again?

>inb4 lurk moar

>>153110815
>used up
>aged to oblivion and essentially deactived via hormoneshit
Yeah lad we'll just say that when someone dies of old age he was 'used up'
Or when someone goes bald he 'used up' his hair
Kill yourself, your wording is retarded.

>>153111485
The answer is in the thread
hint: webm

>>153111485
You for real?

>>153111485
lurk moar

>>153111510
oh. hmm. First time seeing it, guess it makes sense.

>>153104576
We could learn to cook, man. Why do you have to be so cruel?
None of your dreams will ever come true, either, but we don't go to your threads to shitpost about that.

>>153113673
My dream is to make you miserable by reminding you that your dreams will never come true.

>>153095433
I recognize the artist, but don't remember a name. Any ideas?

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>>153113708
But anon, I'm reminded of that every single day. You'll have to do better than that.

>>153095433
>ring
I don't like where this is going

>>153093792
Lord he does such great legs.

>>153101344
I've met a few women from Japan in their late 20s/early 30s here in North America. No, they are not desperate enough to date a beta faggot like one of us here, you actually have to show self-confidence and reliability like any other real man out there. ;_;

Can /r9k/ fuck off, like, forever?

>>153055725
What's that?

>>153056521
it's gonna be real awkward in when tyrone comes to pick up your """"gf"""" from work.

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>>153101081
harsh

>>153069505
That was an amazing doujin.

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
キタ (゜∀゜) ッ!!

One day I will get a cake like these

>Like business women and those suits
>Hate pantyhose

It's a hard life

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>>153120193
>>153120193
how can one man be so wrong?

>>153120193
Are you gay?

>>153055725
>shirt
I want this fucking shirt

I've got an ERP scene going involving a cute office lady, shit's cash and is the closest I'll ever come to living the dream

>>153122912
I can't believe I didn't watch it when it was airing, what were the threads like? Just comfy or 'I WANT TO FUCK THE KOUHAI/AI-CHAN'?

>>153122912
Sweet Jesus

>>153116063
What's the name of the doujin?

>>153125682
Oda Non - Non Virgin

Because I'm 30 this month and OL fall more into my range than schoolgirls while both of them are fetish fuel and still younger than me.

>>153124796
comfy, because a portion of the people in them have corporate jobs and it was a good way to start the week

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>when you realize you're long past the age it'd be acceptable to be with the average aged anime girl and are far closer in age to cakes

>>153055455
You're only saying that because you're lazy
me too

>>153071123
>they know what you want

You'd have to be pretty fucking dense to not know what men want

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>>153126979
Rock CDs and beer right?

>>153126755
>when you realize you will be in faceless old men age range soon so all you have left is power abuse and rape

>>153128097
I will never be a fat faceless old man
I'll be a /fit/ faceless old man