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Kill/Fuck/Marry
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>>153044037
Give me the best, give me Yukako.
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Fuck the girl on the left, marry the girl in the middle, kill the dude. I ain't gay.
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>>153044200
>marry the girl in the middle
Good choice anon.
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Post YFW Gappy ends up being the stranger from part 4
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>>153044994
>the stranger from part 4
You mean Josuke right?
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>>153044037
You already listed the correct order.
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>>153045401
I tried to.
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>>153044994
Could you refresh my memory?
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>>153045774
The guy that saves Josuke as a kid. Also known as Josuke.
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I want to turn Speedwagon into my seedwagon
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>>153045901
Oh I forgot about him
Pucci reset the universe didn't he? The original Josuke might not exist in this timeline
Sorry if I'm wrong I haven't got to part 8 yet
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>>153046166
The Pucci-Reset universe is not the SBR universe.
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>>153046392
Huh
Neat
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>>153044037
Marry, fuck, kill
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>>153047268
You just got yourself into an abusive relationship, congrats.
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>>153044037
Marry, fuck, kill.
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>>153047615
She'd totally abuse you in bed, you know that right?
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>>153047452
that's what I want m8
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F U C C B O I
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>>153044200
>>153047268
>>153047615
>killing speedweed

Fucking plebs.
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So we all agree Jojolion > SBR?
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>>153048050
lol
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>>153044037
fuck jolyne
marry speedweed
kill foo
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Did I do good /jojo/?
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>>153048409
not really tbqh famalam but you seem to be hot so I forgive you
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>>153048050
No.
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>>153044037
Anyone got any Koichi pics? I need some for my Koichi folder. Lewds are acceptable.
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>>153048153
>kill foo
But she's cute.
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>>153048790
>lewds are acceptable
>koichi

no they aren't
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>>153049787
Don't judge me. Koichi is best husbando
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>>153049845
Jesus Christ, I forgot anime Koichi looked like a gremlin.
I fear for Narancia.
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>>153045401
Left to right order, right?
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>>153048050
yes

>>153048095
>>153048680
plebs
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thats a touch choice

on the one hand, jolyne is cute

on the other hand, speed weed has been helping the Joestars from beyond the grave
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>>153049845
Part 5 ED ideas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE6Ptqw3DYc
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>>153051164
Didn't mean to quote. I'm stupid.
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guys
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Oh, the stupid kids made their own thread
Gr8
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Kill Jolyne: she probably has AIDS and she would be a mother too horrible to marry.

Fuck F.F: she could make my fetishes come true with her plankton powers.

Marry Speedwagon: does this need an explanation?
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>>153051655
Nicely meme
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>>153051592
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>>153051655

Jolyne literally dies a virgin
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So will you fags leave when OPM starts airing again?
Plz?
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>>153051624
>>153051812
samefag
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>>153051859
You're a genius.
But seriously, do you promise to fuck off when more shounenshit gets pushed out the door?
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>>153051015
>helping the joestars
Who cares?
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>>153052058

t. dio
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>>153051719
>not marked as spoilers
FUCK
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>>153052357
oh well
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>>153052357
>browsing jojo threads without having caught up
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>>153048153
Don't talk shit about my cute foofoo
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>>153052494
literally a colony of shrimp filling a corpse
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>>153052494
but anon, i never said i hate her.
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>>153053681
cool jojo image :^)
>>>/vp/
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>>153052565
>implying that isn't hot af
Just imagine the pleasure she could give you with her plankton powers.
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Where do you guys download your manga? I really want to reread a part but can't find good places to download 'em.
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cant wait for the new chapter and that live event so we can finally have something to talk about
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Can someone explain what JoJolion is about? I'm on part 5 and it's boring as shit so far. Also couldn't Kira just kill the crew in the end of part 4 if he just used Sheer Heart Attack to kill Josuke and Hayato. Also should I just skip to part 6
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>>153055556
Josuke can just hit Sheer Heart Attack with Crazy Diamond and it'd return to Kira's hand.
>Also should I just skip to part 6
Oh so this is bait
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Crazy Diamond vs Soft and Wet
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>>153055556
>Can someone explain what JoJolion is about?
Read the manga
>I'm on part 5 and it's boring as shit so far.
Yeah, part 5 has its ups and downs. How far are you into it?
>Also couldn't Kira just kill the crew in the end of part 4 if he just used Sheer Heart Attack to kill Josuke and Hayato.
Nah, Killer Queen as a whole was on lock down
>Also should I just skip to part 6
No
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>>153044037
Kill Jolyne, fuck plankton, marry Speedwagon.
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>>153055225
Look for a thread at the Jojo subreddit.
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>>153056046
>leddit
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>>153056046
yes
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>>153044037
>implying that you can marry Speedwagon as a non-Joestar
>implying Speedwagon would let you kill or fuck Jolyne without marrying her
>implying Speedwagon would let you fuck him when you're married to Jolyne
>implying that killing Speedwagon or one of Jolyne's friends is okay

Sickening.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLZHl8WZQLs
>Hol Horse will never give you a smack
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>>153044037
>>153044395
Plankton are NOT fucking cute. Holy fuck you autists piss me the hell off. What the actual fuck is wrong with you? You want to fuck an actual corpse infested with a colony of aquatic microscopic organisms that will literally nibble on your dick and drink your semen like a big gulp. Thats disgusting. You cant ever make FF feel good. You cant ever have children with """her"""". """Her"""" womb is barren and literally dead. FF cant and will never love you even if you were in the jojo universe. FF is a colony of plankton love is not in """"her""" vocabulary. The only thing you could ever be to her is a feeding tank. And even then the stuff you squirt wouldnt be as good to """her""" as water or a big gulp. Not only is """she""" disgusting in nature but you would be nothing to """"her""". Let it go already.
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>>153058980
Listen, Boingo... I am the nicest man in the world. I have girlfriends everywhere. I might lie to a woman, but I'll never hit them! It doesn't matter how ugly they are! Because I respect women!
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Fuck, marry, kill.
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Fuck, kill, marry.
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>2 jojo threads below 100 pages
Water u guys doing
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>>153059848
Fuck ACDC, Marry Wamuu, kill Kars.
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>>153059848
From left to right:
>Kill, fuck, marry
>>153059923
>Kill, marry, fuck
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>>153060079
Great taste
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>>153059923
Kill, kill, kill
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>>153059923
Koichi is best husbando material. Even more than Narancia
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>>153060488
Alright, Kira.
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>>153060610
True
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>>153060877
Dubs confirm this
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>>153060877
I hate koichi's nose
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>>153060877
the nose hates you too
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>>153061355
meant to quote >>153061133
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>>153061133
Shut up he's adorable as fuck
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>>153062038
shut up rohan
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>>153059848
Can I fuck and then kill the three of them?
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>>153064213
Kira pls leave.
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>>153064213
Pfft. Sure you can, tough guy.
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>>153044200
>>153044200
he thinks thats a girl in the middle lol
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>>153059088
The no children thing is a fucking bonus.

I don't need little shits running around.
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>>153059848
from left to right
Fuck Kill(Cuz Kars is an asshole) Marry
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>>153044037
Is Jojo's as gay as the majority of /a/ says?

I always wanted to give it a try, but those fucking homosexuals designs just turn me off.
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>>153064677
it gets worse as it goes on so if that bothers you i wouldn't recommend it but to be honest really none of the characters are gay
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I just noticed that Koichi's hair makes the Morioh 'M'
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>>153064728
>none of the characters are gay
Anon, I...
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>>153064774
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>>153064414
>not wanting to impregnate your waifu
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>>153064814
Memes aren't funny
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>>153064774
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Did Araki just get bored of writing battle manga during part four so he went all over the fucking place? Are the other parts as bad?
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kill, kill, marry and fuck
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>>153064879
yes please, thank you Doppio!
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>>153064677
The only """gay""" thing about Jojo is its style. I'm talking about poses and the characters' fashion sense. You will never feel there's sexual tension between anyone, unless you're obsessed with gays for some reason. There's only straight couples and they're rare. The "jojo is so gay lol" thing is nothing more than a meme.
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>>153065082
It's honestly charming how delusional some people are
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>>153064879
Now, Doppio, what did I say about leaving the kitchen? I'm going to have to rape you in the sex dungeon again as punishment.
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>>153065139
Like this guy, right?
>>153064814
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Free Fuck Marry Kill?

For me it's fuck Kira, marry Oldseph, kill Jotarrro.
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>>153065383
Fuck Doppio, marry Doppio, kill myself to be with Doppio!
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>>153065139
Kill yourself, retard
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>>153065238
Haha, no. I mean the straight boys who aggressively insist that there's nothing homoerotic about a series brimming with queer-coded male characters posing sexually in each others arms. It's stupid to suggest that most of the characters are actually gay (like Joseph and Caesar can't be considered as lovers by any means) but it's even stupider to claim that people seeing a subtext have nothing to go on.

You see this a lot IRL too, I've seen a bunch of cases where straight boys are being honest to god sexually harassed by gay guys, but they genuinely don't recognize they're being homo'd.
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>>153065691
Sounds like some shit that never happened and some people your land-whale ass never actually spoke to
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>>153065802
Nope, look around sometime. There are plenty of predatory homos out there.
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>>153065881
Uh-huh. Whatever, Anon.
Whatever dream world you live in
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>>153065082
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>>153065139
>>153065691
It isnt gay. Its flamboyant. Homos hijacked the style because muh lgbt identity but it precedes them.
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>>153066039
It really doesn't. The sculptures that Araki takes a lot of inspiration from were made by guys who were raised by guys and lived with guys and in all likelihood fucked guys, too. Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo (the most famous artists of the period by far) both got investigated for suspicion of homosexuality, with Michelangelo in particular having active disdain for the female body and making really shitty sculptures of women that looked like buff men.

There's a reason that an average person takes a look at an average JoJo cover and thinks 'wow, that's kinda gay'. Homoerotic isn't the same as homosexual, and there are only like 5 at most actually-gay characters shown in the series. But you're delusional to a worrying extent if you look at some of the stuff and think 'there's nothing lewd or suggestive about this', especially when that would imply that all the sexualization of female characters wasn't intentional either.
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>>153066005
>poses and the characters' fashion sense
Fucking fujos. Learn to differentiate between style and actual gay shit. Araki draws that kind of stuff because he likes fashion a lot, and you know it. Fuck off with your shitposting.
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>>153066325
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>>153066325
>Posts canon art with no commentary
>'F-fuck off with your shitposting, fujo'
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Seems like the whales are desperate on this night
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>>153066805
last threads have been fucking terrible, starting with the jolynefag
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>>153066805
The closetcases are just as bad
Don't fucking reply or start shit
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>>153066865
The threads are always terrible, chump
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>>153065691
>>153066261
Okay, faggot (or fujo, I don't care), I'm not a man but I think there isn't any sexual tension between any of the male characters (well, maybe in cases like Pucci and DIO's). It's "homoerotic" as in "flamboyant that can be mistaken for gay by idiots", but the way Araki makes you get used to all that flamboyance makes you not feel any sexual tension going on. There might be occasionally some actual homoeroticism here and there in the whole series but it's rare (I'm not taking about single illustrations, mind you. Those are lewd and homoerotic by nature).

Besides, my point was that Jojo is not actually gay, that guy was just asking how gay it is and I only told him the truth, didn't I? >>153065082
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>>153066965
>closetcases

You must be one of the beluga, get your gaydar fixed or get lost
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>>153066992
>MY VAGINA MAKES ME ABLE TO IDENTIFY AND BE AN EXPERT ON MALE SEXUALITY
You're an even bigger dumbass than the fujos shrieking about how Jotaro and Kakyoin were implied to have crushes on each other, my god
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>>153064677
As far as the anime has covered, there hasnt been any homolust whatsoever, cant speak for later parts but its definitely not a homoerotic manga. Its gar as fuck.
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>>153066992
>Femanons shitting up threads and using their gender as a trump-card
Unexpected development
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>>153066261
>hurr durr artists were gay so everything they do and create is gay so jojo is gay

Fuck off moron.
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>>153067092
The anime added a ton of homolust in part 2, particularly in the dub. Joseph asks whether Speedwagon was crushing on Jonathan, Messina teases Caesar for feeling 'true love' for Joseph, and that opera song Caesar has as his theme is an unrequited love-song.
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>>153059088
>Getting this salty about someone's taste in a fictional character
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>>153067199
>Messina teases Caesar for feeling 'true love' for Joseph
That was in the manga too though.
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>>153067091
No, it annoyed me that this person implied that I'm a "straight boy who aggressively insists that there's nothing homoerotic about this series" just because I don't think Jojo is gay, as if no one except straight guys could disagree with them.
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>>153067195
>Not reading posts
I explicitly said there's a difference between homosexual content and homoerotic conent. People claiming that JoJo is the former are really reaching. People claiming that JoJo is the latter are objectively correct.

There's a reason the 'why does JoJo look so gay' meme is so prevalent, and that's because the average person takes one look and correctly notes the homoeroticism.
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>>153067091
>>153067133
Where did that femanon ever say she knows whats gay or not because she had a vagina? No she said she thinks it isnt gay despite not being a male. Learn to read.
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>>153067245
Wasn't that translated slightly differently? I thought that the subs for that said something about 'Ha ha, you really care about him' which is pretty ambiguous, whereas 'true love' really isn't.
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>>153044037
Marry Jolyne, fuck FF, fake speedwagon's death
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>>153067336
Lol you first, cuntface
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>>153067250
You don't need to make it all about yourself honey, just because there's plenty of straight boys who do fit the criteria it doesn't mean that you personally do.

>>153067336
Unless the topic is masturbating while on your period it isn't really relevant to bring up your genitals in a JoJo discussion.
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>>153067199
>Joseph asks whether Speedwagon was crushing on Jonathan

Never happened.

>Messina teases Caesar for feeling 'true love' for Joseph

That was more of a "you gay or something bro" than actual homolust.

>opera song Caesar has as his theme is an unrequited love-song

Hes a womanizer and that plays when hes he was trying to slay pussy in the restaurant.
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>>153067340
Actually yeah, you're right, if they actually had him say 'true love' then they exaggerated it for sure.
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>>153067340
That was more of a bromance though, not really gay.
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>>153067434
>Ill act even more retarded! Thatll show him

>>153067462
Fucking gross anon. Periods are nasty and should never be discussed. She only brought up her genitals to imply she isnt an expert on whats gay or straight between males. I mean it takes a man to know a man. I know this well.
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>>153067462
>honey
Stop posting
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>>153067483
Crazy fujos don't know how to interpret relationships between men as something other than homolust.
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>>153067462
>honey

Oh lol, fuJOs suck dick
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>>153067572
>show him
>him

Lol, fucking idiot
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>>153067722
>insert le 'did you just assume my gender?!???!' meme here
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>>153067808
Lol keep going maybe you'll save face eventually
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>>153049994
>Jesus Christ, I forgot anime Koichi looked like a gremlin.
Are gremlins that ugly?
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>>153067722
You were replying to a guy you dumbass. Im not the femanon.
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>>153067483
I just said it happened in the dub, here's a link to the episode.
https://9anime.to/watch/jojo-no-kimyou-na-bouken-tv-dub.5zxj/2ozoq0

The transcript is:
>Joseph: Say, Granny... I'm curious, was Speedwagon REALLY Grandpa's best friend? Is that all it was? Come on now.
>Erina: What are you implying?
>Joseph: Well let's see... He was never married, was he? And you yourself ARE a widow. Well it leads me to wonder if simple friendship was the ONLY relationship that was going on there.

And yeah, asking Caesar if he's gay for Joseph is kind of gay.

The songs lyrics don't at all fit just random picking up of chicks (especially when said chick is actively reciprocating) but they do fit a tragic and one-sided romance.
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Sell to slavery
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>>153067981
You're a fucking idiot.
The implication is that Speedwagon could be tapping Erina
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>gets on to see some good jojo discussion
>nothing but arguing w fujos over dumb shit
can we pls post joj memes instead please
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>>153067981
This:
>>153068091
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>>153067511
I'm well aware, I'm talking about them adding shit. Caesar and Joseph weren't lovers and you'd be REALLY reaching to suggest there was even a one-sided crush going on there given that both characters are actively and explicitly horny womanizers who never interact with each other all that much.

>>153067572
If she was bringing up her sex to claim she wasn't an expert, isn't that undermining her point? And dragging the thread off-topic too.
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>>153068091
Nope, compare it to the subbed version where he explicitly asks whether Speedweed and Erina had a thing. In this he asks if GRANDPA and Speedwagon were 'just friends'.
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>>153067981
Man, these dub actors are so bad.
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>>153068230
Shes just being humble I guess. No where did she post that shes a woman so she knows more about it than us. But this is offtopic shit.
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>>153068268
So you're telling me the dub is trash?
What else is new
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>>153068283
>shitting on speedweeds dub
>shitting on based ben diskin
>shitting on patrick seitz

Youre bad and should feel bad.
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>>153068268
He brought up speedweed and the fact that she was single. Thats irrelevant if he was just asking whether speed weed was gay. I don't think he was implying what you think he was implying.
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>>153068230
I only brought it up because it was implied that only straight men disagree with was being discussed as if that somehow made them automatically homphobic.
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>>153055556
no bitch, part 5 is godlike
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>>153068230
Yeah, American dubs these days often add more gay subtext in anime than there originally was. Fucking terrible if you ask me.
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>>153068283
>>153068336
>Hating fun
The dub adding gay shit is dumb but it's charming enough. Some scenes are actively improved even with the gay shit, like Joseph teasing Santana about modelling instead of just singing that dumb song.

>>153068421
He asked if Jonathan and Speedwagon were 'just friends', that's pretty straightforward. It's either that or he's asking whether Jonathan was a cuck while he was alive, and I really doubt that.
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>>153068196
Come here then
>>153055577
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>>153068586
>lol you just haet fun!!

Fuck off
>>>/v/
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>>153059848

Fuck Kars, Marry Wamuu, kill Esidisi.
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>>153067938
I take it back, they shouldn't be compared to that thing
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>>153068740
thank you... you're an angel
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>>153048409
where'd you get it from?
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>>153068832
you're autistic, there is nothing wrong with the anime design besides gray hair.
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>>153068586
That song wouldve sounded bad in english. It was only charming and goofy in japanese because of the engrish.

And no he was probably asking if jonathan was a cuck. Again if he was just asking whether speedweed and jonathan were homosexuals then he wouldnt have brought up erina being a widow and speedweed being single.
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And they say that jojo it is not for faggots about faggots being fucking faggots. Holy fuck this is the gayest thread on /a/ in years.
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>>153069041
>ã
Oh look, a monkey escaped its cage.
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>>153069041
It's time.
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>>153068586
Okay, on the one hand, changing some stuff to make it funnier or more interesting in a dub is good. On the other hand, it's inaccurate, and that's a bad thing, so I don't know how to feel about that change. I don't mind this kind of inaccuracies in older series like Dragon Ball, but that's because I was still a kid when I saw it and I saw the dub first.

>and I really doubt that
I thought Joseph was asking if Jonathan had been cucked the first time I watched that scene. What the fuck were you thinking?

Also
>hating on Joseph's 'happy urepi yoropiku ne'
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>>153069087
>lol I thought it was a cuck joke!!

Great
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>>153068918
I agree. Koichi looks cute in the anime. Extremely moe.
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So, who was the bottom - Jonathan or Speedwagon?
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>>153069151
Your mother being raped between them is the bottom
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>>153069041
>not being gay
Lighten up, /pol/. Live a little, suck a cock or five.
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>>153069110
Outside of 4chan, in real life, that kind of joke has been as common as gay jokes for ages. It's pretty common to hear "haha your girlfriend is cheating on you! Nah, just kidding, man" kind of jokes between friends. Go outside more.
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>>153069281
Reality check, not everyone lives in white trash america
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>>153069087
If it was a cuck joke, why ask about the nature of Jonathan and Speedwagon's relationship and if 'friendship was all it was?' I interpreted it as 'In my familyfiction Speedwagon was gay for Grandpa and that must be why you and him never got together after he died lol' rather than it being some fucked-up threeway thing.

>>153069151
This post is the BOTTOM of the barrel
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>>153069270
>implying they would secks wymyn
gr8 b8 m8

By the way George Joestar is Dio's son, since Jonathan was a cuck and Erina a slut.
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>5 jojo threads

Is it THAT good? I should start with the 2012 anime right?
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>>153066005
Johnny is a SLUT
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>>153069429
He has a rubber butt
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>>153069378
yes!
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>>153069378
more like the fanbase is autistic af, did you read the thread?

but yeah watch it
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>>153069329
Yeah, I don't live there either

>>153069339
Asking about the nature of their relationship, as I see it, was like asking "was Speedwagon really his friend or did he just use grandpa to get closer to you?" Also note that when he takes what he said back he tells Erina "I'm sorry, grandma, I know Speedwagon is a loyal friend!" or something along those lines.
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>>153069378
Yeah and read the manga
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>>153069538
>fanbase is autistic

That's like every fanbase. Have you seen Sonic and Undertale fan?
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>>153069543
I think you can take it either way, but it certainly phrased things differently from the Japanese version. In the Jap text he outright asks if Speedwagon and Erina had a thing going, whereas in the English text he focuses more on Speedwagon and JONATHAN, only bringing up Erina's marital status at the end.

I stand by it being a gay-joke considering the other stuff the dub added, like the Santana scene. The Jap version didn't have anything gay or sexual at all, but the English version makes Joseph talk about Santana's (San Viento in the dub iirc) body and modelling and stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4q6Dwa-LE
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>>153069151
The answer is obvious.
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>>153069752
>Wakka: Made in Yevon1 week ago
>Just noting, DIO isn't bi. Araki stated that he has no concern for sex unless he can use it to control people or further his own goals.
>So he's an asexual until he wants something.

HOLY SHIT DIOPUCCI GUY
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Jolyne is my goddess. I want her to emasculate me in every form possible. I want her to break me.
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>>153069981
That gators gonna fuck her
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>>153069981
pic related is you in real life
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>>153069752
>the "make some love to the camera" somewhat matches Joseph's hand motions
I feel like this was improvised. Either way it's a neat way to get past an untranslateable joke
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>>153051164
Holy shit this is fucking amazing.
Never knew I needed a smooth ass version of 21st century schizoid man,
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>>153070056
Same, I actually prefer that scene in the dub to the sub.
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>>153069752
Well, if you insist with the gay joke interpretation, I'm going to have to agree with you. Let's say it's a gay joke; it seems like they tried to make it sound gay but at the end failed because the original joke was specifically about Speedwagon wanting to take advantage of Erina. I think if they tried harder Erina would've seemed homophobic, hitting Joseph for implying Jonathan was gay. lol
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>>153059088
calm down whitesnake
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>Start reading Stone Ocean
>only up to Foo Fighters
>everything about Part 6 is unbelievably more interesting than 5

VA's anime will be shit. Screencap this.
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>>153064774
>153064774
araki is a genius
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>>153070256
It was the 1930s or something, I'd be very surprised if Erina WASN'T homophobic. And I said that it was my interpretation, I'm not 'insisting' anything.

And even if she wasn't, implying that a family friend had a crush on her late husband is still fucking rude, I don't blame her for being mad.
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>>153070297
SO has better and more varied themes and characterization than VA overall, I don't think it's fair to say VA's shit though.
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Reminder that Lisa Lisa is a filthy, whorish, unfaithful bitch who shit all over George's legacy and sacrifice and deserves to burn in hell
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>>153044994
I'm betting on this too
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>>153070813

It's got good fights but the overall plot is a snoozefest and Polpo was a million times more engaging than Dio-sans-the-charisma-volo
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>>153070983
>George's legacy

being eaten by a vampire?
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>Read Marilyn Manson
>Oh how nice. A fun little game of catch. A good change of pace from how intense this part has be--
>Hermes getting her fucking liver stolen
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>>153071022
>Diavolo is just DIO meme

Its been a while, most people don't even bother getting that far in part 5 to form that shit opinion
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>>153070983
>George's legacy
Lol what legacy? Only worthwhile thing he did was make Joseph possible.

Too bad Shizaaaaaaaa died, he could have ended up with Lisa Lisa Milf.
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>>153071088

You're right. He's even less defined character than Dio. Why was he evil? Why did he torch his own city and bury his mother alive? Why does he sell drugs to kids (which we never actually see happen in the story but then again nothing mafia related actually happens)? "Dunno I'm just evil lul also some bullshit about fate."
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>>153071222
I don't know why you purposely make your side of the argument sound like an idiot's perspective. It's like you're doing the work for me.
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>>153071022
Basically.

For me the stands in VA were the best in the series, but many of the protagonists ones were horrendously underutilized. Moody Blues had a fantastic ability it barely used, being the least fight-based punchghost in the most fight-heavy part, Purple Haze only had one appearance, Sex Pistols constantly jobbed, Gold Experience kept getting new abilities, Spice Girl only had one real fight etc. Sticky Fingers was the only one that seemed to reach its full potential.

The enemy stands were good but the fights themselves were hit and miss, stuff like Baby Face was crap and other good fights like White Album were resolved disappointingly with Giorno swooping in at the last second. And the lack of complexity and variety in the plot was a bad point too, it made it seem more like a series of executions rather than a story.
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>>153051164
Let's review the facts
>to be continued meme explodes recently and DP may want to ride this wave
>Araki a known fan of KC and 70's rock
>Robert Fripp shares a text explaining how King Crimson works
>Robert Fripp is basically an old man in his 70's who has no reason to know about some obscure japanese weeabo shit
>Copyright is a slow part of the process of producing an animation
Vento Aureo is already on production. Fripp was contacted for permission to use King Crimson's music in it. 21st Schizoid Man will be the new Roundabout. Screenshot this.
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>>153071262

So you're not going to actually answer my question then? Right. Good. Swell.
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>>153071277
Why does it seem everyone's complaints always boil down to
>I wish this was longer/there was more
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>>153070625
Bizarre friendship
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>>153071424
If you read the manga, you'd know what it was about.
I dunno why you need me to do it for you
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>>153071277

I've said it before, I'll say it again; it's part 3 without any interesting locales or breather moments.
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>>153071430
Because a part that feels bloated or rushed generally isn't satisfying, perhaps?
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>>153071469
>without any interesting locales or breather moments.

If you hate Italy, and oh well? I really don't understand how that's a point to be made. That's how the story is.
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>>153071455

I did read the manga. It's literally just, "Okay so you know the main baddie you're watching right now? Well when he was a kid he was apparently really fucked up and killed a bunch of people. Why? Well that's because--HEY LOOK IT'S POLNAREFF! YOU ALL LIKED POLNAREFF RIGHT?"
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>>153071482
If it feels bloated, I'd suggest taking your ADD meds before reading next time, and "rushed" is literally shit /v/ memepinions.
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>>153071535
So you're willingly admitting to me, right now, that you read the manga and it just went right over your head?
Like you know it's part 5, right? There's other parts, and you read them all?
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>>153071393
You forgot
>Explanation video was posted on dgmlive
https://www.dgmlive.com/news/How%20KC%20Works
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>>153071502

If your story is just GO GO GO the entire time then there's no room for anything else. After every fight I was praying for just a chapter or two of the gang shooting the shit or something. Instead it's just, "Oh boyyyy ANOTHER stand assassin."

The only chapter like that I can remember is the one where they beat up the civilian because they think he's Clash's user.
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>>153071469
I dunno if that's fair either, it had a really different tone from 3. In 3, the fights were much shorter and simpler, and virtually all of them were resolved with a gag. Most of the enemies in 3 lived and a couple became recurring characters, whereas all of them (aside from those losers after the money at the start) in 5 were killed immediately. 3 ends with Jotaro mourning his companions but acknowledging the fun he had with them on his journey, 5 ends with Giorno sitting in a chair looking miserable and alone, surrounded by people he doesn't know or give a shit about.

I'd disagree about the locales though, places like the Coliseum, Pompeii and a moving train were really cool fight-locations.
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>>153071604
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>>153071615
>The only chapter like that I can remember is the one where they beat up the civilian because they think he's Clash's user.

It's even stupider than that, actually, but that's the pace of the story.
You didn't like part 5s pace? That's fine, I don't know what you want me to tell you.
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>Giorno wants to protect the children as a gangster because as a child he was protected by a gangster
Deepest lore
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>>153071570
>'I think part 5 felt rushed'
>'TAKE YOUR ADD MEDICATION FAGGOT SPEEDREADER /V/ REEEEEEEE PART V IS LITERALLY PERFECT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU'
Part V is in my top three favorites, by the way.
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>you now realize that the same people that reside in the 24/7 Jojo generals over at /co/ and /mlp/ are here right now
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Tell me about Giorno, why is his hair like that?
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>>153071717
You seem to have a lot of hatred focused onto people who think that. glad I don't, and next time you shouldn't speed-read my post, faggot. Nevermind the manga.
If it feels BLOATED you need to fucking take your ritalin and chill out like a good kid should. If it feels rushed you should go back to here
>>>/v/
Because it isn't a fucking videogame
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>>153071796
The hypersensitivity would certainly be explained, good lord
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>>153071469
Now that you mentioned it I feel that Part 3 is way longer than part 5 when they are roughly the same length. Wonder how this was achieved (or if it's the effect of the Anime)
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>Dio means God in Italian
>Diavolo means Devil
>They both had a child who are the same age and have stands
Giorno x Trish sounds like a really cute couple.
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>>153071821
You're the only one trying to turn this into an argument about videogames here, dude. People can say that a book or a comic or a movie or anything else has pacing-issues.
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>>153071796
>are here right now
>in the wrong thread

Should stay this way desu.
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Wtf, Araki? A stick of gum is only like 10 calories as is.
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>>153071845
>DIO means God
>Diavolo means Devil
>Giorno is DIO's son
>The son of God defeated the Devil
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>>153071830
I think it's a combination of the anime and the volume of enemies in SDC. Because there were many more short fights and different locations in SDC it makes it seem longer.

>>153071845
Pity Giorno's a homo
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>>153071859
I'm not saying you can't say something has pacing issues, but when you fucking think a manga feels "rushed" without cancellation coming into the equation, you just seem like a full of shit cross-boarder
Do you know which?
>>>/v/
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>>153044037
Marry Jolyne, best Jojo
Kill FF, it's technically necrophilia.
Fuck Speedweed, I'd go gay for speedweed
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>>153059088
>Plankton healed the body to a perfect state (probably better than when she was alive)
>No need to worry about contraception
>I get to teach her how to love
Sorry whitesnake she's perfect
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>>153071917
You're hysterically demanding that I go to a board I've never used for a subject I don't participate in because I hurt your feelings by being one of many people criticizing aspects of a part which I overall like but think had issues. You seem to know a lot more about /v/ culture than me, why don't you go there yourself?
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I liked part 5 more than part 1,2 and 3. Giorno was shit, but everything else was really cool. It has to compete with part 4 and 7 which is just unfair. I think it is probably the most middle ground part. A lot of cool action combined with a decent amount of cool characters and stands. The story and ending could have been better. Though it was not nearly as bad as people say it is.
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>>153072021
>because I hurt your feelings
I bet you're wishing.
>You seem to know a lot more about /v/ culture than me, why don't you go there yourself?
Videogames stopped being fun for me half a decade ago, are you actually going to expand on which parts feel 'bloated' and 'rushed'. Or are you going to continue to freak out and get offended that I called you out for talking like a retard?
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JJLfags>DIUfags>SOfags>PBfags>SBRfags>SDCfags>VAfags>BTfags
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>>153072072
>compete with part 4
>unfair

Why? Part 5 is objectively better. Part 4 is a half-baked mess because it's a transitional and experiment-ish.
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>>153044037
Fuck plankton.
Marry Jolyne.
I ... I can't kill Speedwagon.
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>>153071899
So DIO x Diavolo is better, right?
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>>153072083
>DIUfags
>high tier
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>>153072173
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>>153072080
Well yeah, you're obviously really angry for some reason as shown by you trying to turn the conversation into /v/ rubbish, and don't even pretend you were asking me to expand on what I said.

And sure. Like I said, most of the protagonists stands were underused and only got one or two significant appearances, there was an epilogue-fight that seemed really out of place, the final battle was over alarmingly quickly, characters like Doppio and Narancia died so suddenly that I thought it was a set-up for a miraculous reappearance like Okuyasu, things like Giorno's parentage were never really touched on, the lack of down-time meant that it wasn't often shown the characters cared about each other even though they did, etc etc etc.
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>>153072173
There's a surprising amount of porn of them, most of it guro-based
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>>153072083
I'd put DIUfags on the lower tier and move SBRfags below SDCfags (i've rarely ever seen those) and yeah, pretty much
Although nothing compares to VAfags and BTfags, those are the fucking worst by a mile.
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>>153070013
She can fuck anyone she wants. My pathetic cock cant satisfy her.
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>>153072019
When the plankton leave the body it becomes a rotting mess. This was shown before. That means the body is actually rotting. Plankton are NOT fucking cute. FF can never love you.
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>>153072322
>>153072197
On second thoughts I might move SOfags and PB fags up, they're pretty chill. Not sure about SBRfags because I know they used to be a lot worse than they generally are now so it's difficult to rank them. And SDCfags are pretty chill in my experience, though they're nearly as rare as PBfags.

DIUfags always seemed relatively chill even at the worst of times though, the worst I can think of them generally doing is the Duwang meme spam and overhyping things like Highway Star, which is fairly benign.
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>>153072283
>Well yeah, you're obviously really angry for some reason
lol, you don't even have a reason
>most of the protagonists stands were underused and only got one or two significant appearances
Underused on what basis? Every part only really has two protags getting constant spot-light.
>there was an epilogue-fight that seemed really out of place
That's on you.
>the final battle was over alarmingly quickly
Requiem was like an entire chase arc
>characters like Doppio and Narancia died so suddenly that I thought it was a set-up for a miraculous reappearance like Okuyasu
That's just dumb.
>things like Giorno's parentage were never really touched on
Wasn't the point of the story.
>the lack of down-time meant that it wasn't often shown the characters cared about each other even though they did
Again, that's your problem.
Because it's like you and a handful of Americans who feel that way.
But I'm telling you right now, it doesn't matter what you thought about the part because the things that you want changed for your own benefit are what makes the part.
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>>153072459
>Any criticism of VA ever makes you an Autist, an American, a speedreader and a moron because I said so and I matter
Get over yourself.
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>>153070983
>filthy

Shes a proper lady

>whorish

Shes only been with one man her entire life.

>unfaithful bitch

George fucking died. And she didnt remarry until many, many years later.

>shat all over Georges legacy
>good wife
>never forgot him
>gives george a child
>trains said child to inherit the joestar legacy and save the world from a millenia old threat

Are you actually autistic or something?
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>>153072083
Should VAfags go below BTfags?
I mean >>153072459
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>>153072529
Ill stop saying it when it stops being true.
Right now anon is just slipping right into it.
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>>153072562
Yo man, I'm just saying part 5 is really easy to figure out.
I did it when I was 16 with shit-scans on an airport computer. I dunno why fags online are too dumb to figure out a story aimed at 13 year-olds in Japan.
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>>153071393
This isnt real is it? Robert fripp actually likes Jojo?
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>>153072621
No-one is not 'figuring it out' you retard, you're shitting up the thread by claiming that anyone who criticizes any aspect of it is autistic and you're every bit as bad as the worst kind of Josephfag.
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>>153072659
It's real.
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>>153072685
Well, if they're gonna say retarded shit like
>duuurrrrr how cum som ppl die so fast???
and
>lol why is this epilogue here, i dont like it here!
or
>how cum giogio just punched diavo to deth?????? lame!!!!
I'm going to call them retarded, because that's some retarded shit to say.
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>>153072693
And he likes it? What other artist likes the series? What about vanilla ice or david bowie? I mean both got characters inspired by their personas.
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>>153072773
>vanilla ice
He took a selfie in Egypt. Coincidental.

>David Bowie
None that I know of.
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>>153072659
https://www.dgmlive.com/news/How%20KC%20Works
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>anons killing speedwagon

I'm actually baffled.
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>>153072439
That works.
I mean I can't really say most of those are even "bad", I've been in this fanbase for a few years and I say the Jojo fanbase (and it's multiple sub-fanbases) is not even really one of the worst. I mean sure there is unbearable meme cancer and some stupid "fandom wars" but it's not as bad as it could be, I'd say there are worse fanbases out there (Berserk and EVA for one).

>>153072562
They are on bottom but I'd say no, we've had plenty of great Part 5 discussion in the past and plenty of chill, respectful anons who didn't go full autist and explained shit in detail respectfully (i miss them).
From my experience BTfags have been consistently the worst (nothing agaisnt the part itself).
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I read part four more than a decade ago in middleschool and i was going through puberty and sugimoto reimi was my first fictional crush... that pocky stick part i was like what the fuck jesus christ my dick can't handle this
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>>153072845
That's a sad story, anon
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>>153072773
Savage Garden said they liked the series before they were involved in it.
Vanilla Ice apparently was willing to let his name be used for the character but his lawyers were agaisnt it (I heard this before on the threads but I don't have a source on it).
Soul'D Out is self-explanatory.
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>>153072882
it sure is
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>>153072368
I bet your cock is great. Now please, stop posting.
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>>153072923
Holy shit those cat women are sexy. Araki draws women better than I remember.
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>>153072320
I didn't know, thanks. That's a good think. Not that I like guro that much.
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>>153072830
Definitely, while JoJo's fanbase has its issues it still remains one of the more civil ones out there.

And VAfags should remain near the bottom but not rock-bottom, like you said there's a lot of really good and respectful part 5 discussion at times here. Conversations in these threads have made me appreciate characters like Abbacchio and Diavolo/Doppio a lot more. And there's clearly only one guy in this thread, too, it's not fair to judge all the fans of the part just by one extremely bad example.

Wish BT had chiller fans, it's been cool on the rare occasions where people have been interested in talking about Pillar men or whatever.
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>>153072976
My cock is only 4 inches hard. Thats a man-clit.
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>>153073033
Speaking as the "VAfag". JJL is my favorite part.
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>>153072543
Don't listen or reply to that baiting faggot.
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>>153070297
Vento Aureo's curse is that its a slow burn.
I enjoyed it after i finished it, but it was a chore to actually finish it.

Everything up to King Crimson fisting Bruno is boring as shit. After that it picks up considerably.
Stone Ocean keeps its pacing pretty well throughout the whole thing.
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>>153070297
How did araki come up with such a perfect girl?
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>>153072988
>you will never fuck Killer Queen
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Lisa Lisa vs Wired Beck fight
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SERIOUS QUESTION. do stands have genitals and orifices and can engage in sex?
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>>153072923
Which one of killer queens daughters is the cutest?
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>>153073034
No, that's actually decent. You don't have a micropenis and that's a good thing.
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>>153073267
Ive always wondered that after seeing spice girls.
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>>153073258
and the Pillar Men
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>>153073267
They have mouths
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>>153071800
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>>153072830
what's wrong with berserk fans?
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>>153073359
no. go home.
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>>153073359
canon IRL giogio
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>>153073267
All that fanart tells be they do.
But Killer Queen for example doesn't have anything on its crotch. I wonder if Star Platinum has a dick under its loincloth. If he does I bet he fucks Jotaro
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>>153073162
The lack of variety hurt it too. In Stone Ocean, SBR and particularly JoJolion, most of the fights are plot-relevant, but in VA the fights were overwhelmingly obstacles in between goals rather than plot-points in themselves. If you cut out White Album or Clash and Talking Head or Man In The Mirror or Soft Machine or Green Day then none of the overall plot changes, whereas if you cut out Green, Green Grass of Home, Foo Fighters, Underworld, Tubular Bells, Sugar Mountain's Spring, I Am A Rock, Doobie Wah etc then you'd end up missing huge chunks of plot.

It's also worth noting that all the fights in VA were the gangsters defending themselves against assassins who came after them and ended with the death of the assassin(s), whereas in SO and the later parts the heroes were often on the offensive and actively approached and pursued their opponents rather than the other way around.
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>>153073267
Baby Face
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Jojo would have benefited from continuing not to have named+numbered arcs.
>Silver Chariot 1
>Silver Chariot 2
>Silver Chariot 3
etc.
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>>153073285
Not that anon but 4 inches is below average. The average is 5 3/4 inches. Hes still small and unsatisfactory.
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>>153073370
This. We dont shitpost rabidly and we barely have any threads because miura is a fucking lazy hack who wont fucking finish the story he made us get invested in the first place and holy shit why did he drop his god tier traditional art?

As a fanbase we barely exist because half the time were busy with other things while waiting for a new chapter.
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>>153044037
>kill Joline
>fuck FF
>mary Speedweed

Any other answer is wrong
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>>153044200
>killing speedwagon
>not gay
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>>153073655
You're ungrateful about exquisite pieces of art like pic related
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>>153073584
>unsatisfactory
What matters is how you use it. Also being below average isn't bad. If the dick looks juicy there's no problem with it.
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>>153073370
I think they take themselves too seriously and cause too many shitstorms. Most Berserk threads are usually just to complain about the hiatuses, the anime, or Griffith. Too many shipping wars.
Bringing up Griffith and his actions and his relationship with Guts in general is like opening up a festering can of worms.

Although I might be speaking just from my older experiences in other sites because nowadays there are hardly any Berserk threads because of the hiatuses. I've barely ever talked about Berserk on 4chan.
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i want to take joylne's strings and tie a clove hitch between her body and mine
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>>153073703
No. What's good about Jotaro bottoming is that he's big, manly, edgy and is a "bad boy" being dominated.
But seriously, I don't like feminine Jotaro, but I respect your taste. At least we agree that he should take it in the ass.
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>>153073744
>below average isnt bad
>what matters is how you use it

Man I wish people would stop shilling this lie. Small cocks are never satisfactory. What a small dicked man can do to a woman an endowed man can do as well, possibly even more. You keep telling small dicked anons that and they'll very disappointed in life.
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>>153073964
This. If all small-dicked men would just realize that suicide is their only option, then they could all kill themselves and purge their shit genes from our population.
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>>153073964
I'm just trying to kill that fag's boner. Please don't say things that might turn him on.
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>>153074144
Nah. Small cocks are fine. If they're not cimcumsiced or look yellow and gross then it's fair game.
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>>153073443
That is very true. Nearly all the fights in the later parts have a pertinent value to the story. They are still villains of the week but none of them are unimportant.

Even the outliers like Milagro Man, and Chocolate Disco serve to show the development of the characters despite having no real purpose in the plot.

meanwhile Vento Aureos only real valuable fights were Black Sabbath, Underworld/Beach boy, Metalica, Oasis/Green day, Chariot Requiem and King Crimson. Those fights alone covered every important plot point.
Everything else was kinda negligible.
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>>153069541
This post is pure
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>>153074407
>Pure
>Swearing
Josuke is a bad bad boy who's not allowed any videogames for a week
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>>153074231
Please. Keep telling yourself that.
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>>153071869
Maybe it's trying to be sugar free gum, over time it saves calories and whatever sweetener chemicals are good for your teeth, ask any dentist.
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WTF

How could Rohan and Reimi be friends if she's literally 11 years olders than him?

Why did everyone had the same scar as Reimi if Kira was just blowing up with Killer Queen

Why didn't Kira chop Reimi's hand?
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>>153074381
>Even the outliers like Milagro Man serve to show the development of the characters
>Joshuu literally acting like the same faggot he always is by the next chapter
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>>153074459
What? All he said was "Wait just a ████ minute"
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>>153074612
It was a flashback, though, it happened before most of the rest of the story. It was to develop Joshu's character and flesh him out more by showing what he was like in a different situation, not to change him into a different person.
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>>153074381
That's a stupid opinion and if you don't know why, then I guess part 5 is over your head.
I bet 3 is too.
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>>153074381
Not at all.
Part 5 has a sweet progression.
Grateful Dead doesn't move the plot forward either, I think you got something mixed up.
Soft Machine/Kraftwerk, Little Feet, Man in the Mirror all move the plot forward.
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>>153074612
Development doesnt mean a cunt stops being a cunt.
The chapter serves the purpose of showing that Joshuu isnt just a cunt, but a competent cunt.
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>>153074682
He knows what he said
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>>153074734
All of those fights establish the characters stands, but they don't have any relevance after that. If Soft Machine didn't happen then we'd just get an unremarkable trip to the island to get the money, for instance.

I'd disagree with you about Grateful Dead being unimportant from a plot-standpoint though, since it's what established Coco Jumbo who was plot-relevant as hell.
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If your criticism towards Vento Aureo includes something along the lines of
>Giorno's origin's were never brought up!!
it's literally too deep for you.
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>>153074886
>'This was a cool detail which was touched on in the start, it's a shame it never went anywhere-'
>'2DEEP4U SPEEDREADING AUTIST FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEE'
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i want to read jojolion but i dont want to go through all the other parts
what do
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>>153074874
And getting the money is really fucking important, that's why Bruno got promoted and they received the mission to guard Trish.
Little Feet stabilishes the Squadra as force in the narrative.
Man in the Mirror is the mission to get the key, which is important as fuck, as you said, because of Coco Jumbo.
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>>153074962
Don't read Jojolion
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>>153074886
is giorno boring anon??
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>>153074962
Read SBR and then JoJolion. People here will rage at any and all part-skipping but they're specifically designed to be complete stories rather than simply segments of the same one.
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>>153074734
He's finding an argument where there is none. I could go on and on and it doesn't matter because it really doesn't matter to him.
So what's the point?
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>>153074962
Jojolion is the most convoluted part by far.
It can be enjoyed as its own entity but it makes references to shit all throughout the series.
I'd say you could go in blind to Stardust Crusaders, you could even do it to Steel Ball Run.

But Jojolion, i dont know
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>>153074935
>detail

yup, that's all it is to Giorno.
2deep4u, retard.
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>>153074976
I think you misunderstand me. I never said getting the money was unimportant, I said that the fight in between it was unimportant. Vento Aureo's fights are mostly obstacles in between plot-points rather than plot-important in themselves, whereas as far as I know every fight in Jojolion is a plot-point in itself which teaches the reader new things about the mystery.

This doesn't mean that VA or its fights are bad, just that they aren't as tied together as in later parts.
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>>153075018
>but they're specifically designed to be complete stories rather than simply segments of the same one.
when is this meme going to go away
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>>153075063
>If you EVER wish that ANYTHING was different about Vento Aureo you're too retarded to live, it's PERFECT it's completely FUCKING PERFECT
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>>153075134
Technically it's as perfect as Araki sees it, but we can't ask him.
But keep on being autistic, retard.
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>>153075063
Too bad that makes him dry as fuck
>Dio fugged someone and had a baby
>he looks like dio and acts like jonathan
>his parentage has literally no bearing on his story or character
>he gun be a gangsturrr
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>>153074962
Araki doesn't mind, do as you wish.
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>>153075094
But they are, retard. Each part provides a rough explanation of what a stand (or hamon for part 2) is, each of them has an overwhelmingly new cast in a new setting, and mostly they don't rely heavily on knowledge from reading other parts.
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>>153075160
>acts like jonathan
>his parentage has literally no bearing on his story or character
cool memes, did you read the manga?
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>>153075160
Ooh you done it now, he's gonna call you autistic for not liking what he likes
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>>153075157
>anyone who criticizes anything is autistic.

Just because we all want to gargle araki's balls, doesnt mean he is exempt from criticism. Vento Aureo is the weakest link in Jojo. It has awesome stand fights and characters, but its story sucks.
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>>153075182
>and mostly they don't rely heavily on knowledge from reading other parts.
>part 3
>lol who is this dio guy, i dunno but we gotta get him because this old guy i dont know said so!
I could keep going, but I can only hope you're pretending to be retarded and don't need a list of reasons why you're wrong.
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>It's an everyone calls everyone else autistic retards over Vento Aureo episode
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>>153074935
In Part 5 there are two protagonists, Giorno and Bruno.
One is the legacy of two brothers that are basically good and evil in human form.
The other is the son of a fisherman.
To each other, they're equals, and their trust is mutual and absolute. Neither cares about the other's past. Do you see where I'm getting at anon?
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>>153075256
>Vento Aureo is the weakest link in Jojo. It has awesome stand fights and characters, but its story sucks.

Says anonymous cunt
You can criticize all you want, but if you wanna talk like a retarded bitch, I'm gonna treat you like one
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>>153075274
Joseph literally explains the history of DIO and how he took Jonathan's body to Jotaro at the start. Read the manga.
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>>153075317
oh man
what a recap
i totally want jojo..uhh...i mean jotaro! to win, yeah!


or you could just read the part all the stuff happens in since it's called part 1 and happens first.
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>>153075307
Yeah, and being interested in the characters and wanting to learn more about them doesn't make people 'autistic retards' or whatever nonsense that guy is babbling about.
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>>153075314
>Vento Aureo is literally perfect, and if you dont like Girono then its 2deep4u

says anonymous cunt
you can jerkoff all you want, but if you wanna talk like a retarded bitch, I'm gonna treat you like one.
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>>153075374
>being interested in the characters and wanting to learn more about them

lol
you're whining that someone didn't randomly say out-loud
>holy shit giorno is the son of dio brando
with giorno reacting in
>whatever my headcanon is here
When the whole idea is that Giorno doesn't care. He has a picture in his wallet, big fucking deal, I have a picture of my friend's brother in my fucking wallet
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>>153075357
While it might not be the case for Parts 2 and 3, all the following ones work pretty well on their own, but the experience definitely benefits A LOT from reading in order.
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>>153075357
It's not called Part 1. It's called Phantom Blood.

Reading it makes people more invested in part Stardust Crusaders as well as shines more light on Dio and the Joestar legacy, but you're not going to be lost without it. And as >>153075167 shows, Araki doesn't expect or demand that people read every bit of his work.
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>>153075417
>literally no u

I love this part, it's when I know anon is having a mental breakdown over 4chan posts
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>>153075440
I'm pretty sure that Jotaro (and possibly Koichi) commented on Giorno being the son of DIO.

Maybe you need to reread, Anon? And why have you got a picture of your friends brother in your wallet anyway, that's weird and it's even weirder you felt the need to blog about it.
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>>153075462
>It's not called Part 1. It's called Phantom Blood.
please stop pretending to be retarded, it's really not funny.
>and as >>153075167 shows, Araki doesn't expect or demand that people read every bit of his work.
no shit, it's his work. He doesn't have to deal with anonymous dipshits asking dumb questions because they only read 3 out of 8 parts.
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>>153075480
You've already had multiple breakdowns (breakdowns) in this thread already. Remember when people were using you as an example of why VAfags are at the bottom of the barrel with BTfags?
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>>153075518
I was just giving a real life example of how little it means to have a picture of someone in your wallet, since I'm a good writer.
But now you're just dodging around and pointing things out that don't matter so you can distract me, and the thread, from the fact that you have no point.
you are crying over
>shit i wanted to happen!!!!! fuck you araki i was hiroshima 2 would happen! plz trump!!!
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>>153075579
Yeah, I remember that retard anon crying over me to other retard anons.
Am I supposed to feel ashamed? surely my posts wont get upboats now!
But seriously, are you retarded?
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>>153075374
I'm not calling anyone autistic or retarded, nor do I think Vento Aureo is perfect and should never be criticized.
My point was, to complain about that one thing means that you didn't get the message.
This is Giorno and Bruno's story, not Dio's nor Jonathan's.
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>>153075536
And what sort of dumb questions are people exactly going to ask if they read SDC but not PB?
SDC gives us:
A brief history of DIO and his origins going by what the characters know
The introduction to stands and a brief explanation of hamon
Its own self-contained story with a beginning and an end
All I can see people asking is stuff like 'I wonder who Erina was, Joseph and DIO mentioned her' or 'I wonder what Joseph was like when he was younger'. While it's details that make the experience better it doesn't make SDC fall apart without them.
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>>153075689
Dude, don't even try to explain. They're just fucking retards who wanna circle-jerk their own wrong opinions.
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>>153075614
>since im a good writer

holy shit you are self obsessed. Do you get off on being contrarian as fuck?

no one is fucking crying over vento aureo either. Most people generally enjoy it, but like other parts more.

Goddamn, where the fuck is Naranciafag at?
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>>153075695
I get what you're saying, what I'm saying is that the story as a whole from part to part is what you should really wanna be interested in.
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>>153075614
>I'm a good writer
Oh, I think I get it now. You're projecting, right? This is why you're so outraged about people criticizing VA, because you're imagining how it'd feel if it was aimed at you instead.

>>153075689
The message of VA is pretty clear, that your past doesn't and shouldn't define you, and that characters like Diavolo who obsess over it are bound to get fucked over. But this doesn't mean that people can't wish for more or think that it should have touched on some things in further detail, which the other guy is freaking out over.

I don't even particularly want to learn about Giorno's thoughts on DIO (though it could be interesting hearing his take on them, as it'd flesh the character out) and instead merely wish there was more time establishing character-relationships.
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>>153075767
>Goddamn, where the fuck is Naranciafag at?
Yeah, go on and howl for your thread-celebs, faggot. Any reason you didn't just stay on whatever anime forum you 'matured' off of? If you stayed there you wouldn't have to throw a fit on the internet because people would just dick-suck you for frequently posting
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>>153075815
>Oh, I think I get it now. You're projecting, right? This is why you're so outraged about people criticizing VA, because you're imagining how it'd feel if it was aimed at you instead.
Slow down there, internet-shrink-sensei. I saw those Jolyne posts, and you were just as bad as the fag you were talking to.
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>>153075816
I just needed a different breed of autism to cleanse my pallet.
Yours is salty as fuck.
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>>153075768
I agree with you, but I'm saying that it's also entirely possible for a hypothetical person to pick up a random part and enjoy it in its own right. Like if someone picks up DIU they get told what stands are and how they work, they get a new set of characters in a new setting with a new plotline, and they have all the means for enjoying the part. Each part is its own story first and foremost as shown by the entirely new casts.
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>>153075871
>salty

go easy with that spoon, you're just scraping the bottom, it's really annoying to listen to.
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>>153075844
Am I supposed to know what you're talking about? Can't you please try and stay slightly on-topic instead of making your arguments about /v/ or bullshit thread-drama when it wasn't brought up?
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>>153075895
I dont really agree.
pic related, first page of part 2.
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>>153075614
lmao post your writing then pussy, let us be the judge
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>>153075929
You're the one who wanted to do some retarded shit with the projection-meme

>>153075963
lol
I was literally being snide. Too dumb to get it? Over your head, land-whale?
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>>153075614
>>153075963
Yeah post some writing fuccboi

If you have a point to make, now is your chance to make it.
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>>153076045
Is it just a femanon thing to fly off the handle like a cunt?
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>>153074149
Its okay. As long as I can be next to her I dont care how many men she has to fuck.
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VENTO AUREO FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH HOLY SHIT. GIORNO WAS A BAD PROTAGONIST GET OVER IT. IM TYPING IN CAPS SO YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
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>>153075945
Yeah, it tells you Speedwagon's role in the story pretty early on from what I remember. 'Here's an old man who used to be friends with the Protag's great grandfather, oh and his old ally here is now a traitor.'
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>>153076189
breakdown
breakdown
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>>153076189

Giorno was fine. It's Diavolo and half the villains that were shit.
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>>153075994
Post it you big puss.

>>153076189
It's literally just one guy, and it could well be you samefagging.
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>>153076195
I don't know anyone who wouldn't stop reading to read what happened before what they just read.
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>>153075815
>learn about Giorno's thoughts on DIO
Oh, so it's about this specifically? I don't think something like that really had a place in the story at all, but it's not a crime to want to see something like that.
The thing is, simply bringing DIO up more than what he already had been, through Koichi and Jotaro, would feel really weird and out of place, since DIO doesn't have anything to do with Passione and Diavolo.
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>>153076235
I don't write. I was just being a prick.
Being a dumb cunt is fine and all, but I'm telling you that's all you're being.
I have nothing to withhold on.
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>>153044037
Marry Speeds, Fuck Foo, Kill Jolyne

>>153044200
Kill yourself
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>>153076189
there is just one guy sperging out. Its one thing to have a different opinion but to call everyone retarded and autistic over it is just pathetic.

Way to interrupt a train wreck, fag.
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>>153073605
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>>153076296
Fuck off white boi. Before I ravage your pasty ass.
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>>153076296
I call anons as I see them.
You all wanna act like autistic retards? I'm gonna call you autistic retards.
What's pathetic is that you continue to act so autistic, and retarded.
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>>153075945
1, 4, 5, 6 and 7 all seem to work pretty well on their own.
I do believe 8 needs 7 tho.
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>>153076355
of course 1 does, and I agree except on 6.
Otherwise things like the arrow shard in the locket and junk won't make any fucking sense.
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>>153076288
Your jokes are terrible and just makes you look like a narcissistic cunt.

You are a prick though, so maybe you maintain a modicum of self awareness.
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>>153076146
Jolyne isn't that much of an asshole. Jolyne isn't into that.
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>>153076386
I really don't care what Anon thinks, it is the most cringeworthy shit when you people try to call me out.
Like, do you really not get it? Quit being retarded.
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>>153076247
I liked the part a great deal but felt it was rushed in places and would've liked to see some characters and stands (particularly Abbacchio, Narancia and Trish) utilized more, that's the beginning and the end of it. People wanting to see more of the DIO thing is a common complaint but it's not an important one for me, it could have served to flesh Giorno out a little if we'd been given more information on what he actually thought of people like his father though.

>>153076288
So you demand to be taken seriously and backpedal immediately when people ask for you to back up your silly claims, got it.

You're certainly correct about one thing: You don't write and it shows.
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>>153076430
>backpedal
Any excuse to not be wrong, eh?
Whatever, cunt. Write me an essay on the smell of your asshole, since your head is up there on the constant.
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>>153076477
Shut the fuck up, holy shit, just stop posting
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>>153076477
>Shrilly squawks about how he's objectively correct on the subject of Chinese comic analysis and anyone who disagrees with him is an autistic retard, claims to be a writer
>When prodded for information about his proving his writing-skill he starts calling people cunts instead
I think we struck a nerve
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>>153076477
you are really good at totally missing the point cunt.
Dont make claims if you cant back them up.
Im almost inclined to believe you are an australian tier shit poster fucking with us.
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>>153076540
Stop freaking out, you dumb bitch.
Holy shit, calling me out to post "writing" is eye-rollingly fucking stupid. Fucking asking if I'm self-aware and you're gonna go and say shit that outs you as some kind of vapid cunt?
>>
I l|
II I_
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>>153076561
>claims to be a writer

lol
you twats are getting really mad about that one, for sure.

>>153076573
What kind of bitch post is this?
Are you seriously all just retarded chicks?
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>>153076400
Thats a lie. After being betrayed by romeo she has no problem crushing men. Shed only accept the best so the best I can hope to be for her is her submissive cuckold.
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>>153076430
I agree that Abbacchio, Trish, and, obviously, Fugo weren't utilised to their full potential. They're 3 characters I really like with interesting abilities that could make for great battles.
Araki made Abbacchio the non combatent one, but the little fighting we saw from Moody Blues in Man in the Mirror is fucking great, I think we had a good share of Abba, but I believe we could have gotten more.
I am satisfied with what we got for the other boys tho.
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>>153076598
>>153076636
your posts are devolving considerably

why the fuck are you accusing everyone of being women?
why the fuck are you even engaging?
>>
it tickles me to know there's at least three dumb whores in these threads that fancy themselves up on writing
why the fuck do you like jojo then? lol
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>>153076095
>femanon

Why assume thats a chick?
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>>153048409
where are you yoshikage shoes?
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>>153076729
If I devolve them it becomes more frustrating for the idiots on here, guaranteed.
And you're all acting like dumb cunts, men don't use words like
>fuccboi
and they definitely don't make retarded demands like
>show me ur fanfiction
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>>153076739
choice of words used and the way the subject was twisted away from Jojo onto this idea that I had writing on par with theirs
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>>153076731
Nobody fancied themselves on writing or mentioned any interest in writing except one prick who thinks everyone here is a woman.
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>>153076678
Fugo's actually one that I'm not that bothered with for not getting fleshed out that much. Ignoring Araki's original plans for him, he had a minor role in the story which was to be the guy who put logic first and who ditched the others, making their own choice to stay with Buccellati more meaningful.

You're right on getting a somewhat respectable amount of Abba, it's Trish who's the one that really got shafted. She had her reasons but she spent the vast majority of the story being withdrawn and silent, it's a shame that her rebellious nature wasn't touched on more before Spice Girl, because her spats with Buccellati were pretty funny.
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>>153076854
You're not too bright, huh?
And they shouldn't make it so easy to tell when they fucking post.
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>>153076777
>if i type like a retard, it makes it more frustrating
no it makes you look retarded. If anything its more entertaining.
>men dont use words like fuccboi
Where the fuck do you think we are? Fags and Ironic fags are rampant here.
>retarded demands like show me ur fanfiction
its not a retarded demand when you bring it up as if it validates your opinion.


If you are a troll, ill give you credit where its due. you got some keks out of me.
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>>153076247
Not completely true. I'd kill for one more Diavolo flashback chapter that would have elaborated on him selling the arrows to Enya. I can't imagine DIO simply letting such an important and possibly dangerous individual go. And I'd love to see how the incredibly short-tempered Diavolo got out unscathed without flipping his shit and trying to murder everyone.
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>>153076814
>choice of words

Terms like fuccboi are used more by male anons you dumb fuck. Ive used it ironically before. Hell most of 4chan is populated by males.

>twisted away from Jojo onto this idea that I had writing on par with theirs

But youre the one who mentioned being a writer you dumb faggot.

Youre shitposting is weak anon. You wont subsist longer than 10 minutes.
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>>153076883
>youre not too bright huh?

Look whos talking.
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>>153076910
>no it makes you look retarded. If anything its more entertaining.
Sure, scooter.
>Where the fuck do you think we are? Fags and Ironic fags are rampant here.
lol yeah, I got ya wink wink nudge nudge
fucking stupid
>its not a retarded demand when you bring it up as if it validates your opinion.
I didn't. Lots of knee-jerk anger in Jojo threads, though. Fucking wound-up nerds.

>>153076943
>Terms like fuccboi are used more by male anons you dumb fuck. Ive used it ironically before. Hell most of 4chan is populated by males.

Yeah, which is why it's really easy to tell when a bitch is posting, bitch.
>But youre the one who mentioned being a writer you dumb faggot.
lol, I really didn't. You cunts are just being hyper autistic and only read things ONE-WAY.
>Youre shitposting is weak anon. You wont subsist longer than 10 minutes.
Joke is on you, retard. I constantly shitpost these threads.
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>>153076943
That actually makes me wonder, which terms generally are male/female-coded?

I used to see 'shitlord' get thrown around a lot but it was virtually always used by male posters making fun of tumblrinas.
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>>153076973
Who's talking? An obvious samefag you couldn't even call.
Fucking retard.
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>>153077050
you are not even trying any more.
Well it was fun while it lasted.
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>>153076880
It's just that cheese boy grew on me while he was there, I really resent Araki writing him out after dropping the traitor plot line.
Absolutely, Trish is captivating, but stays dormant for way too long. She should have took a supportive role during one of the Squadra arcs instead of standing there silently.
>>153076934
>Doppio/DIO interactions
Sign me the fuck up
But on a serious note, I think we had already had enough DIO, specially considering his later prevalent role in Part6.
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>>153076650
She's a Joestar, she's not evil and she won't participate in your evil fetishes.

>>153076729
He's probably one of those fags who love starting shitstorms on anonymous imageboards because they need attention and to feel superior.
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What an unpleasant thread.
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>>153077173
One day, someone will have something more interesting to say as they take the walk of shame away from the wall of posts they just fed me.
:^)
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>>153077196
See you next thread anon. Obviously you cant leave.
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>>153077196
I dunno, I think it was better than the ones from yesterday
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>>153077177
It could've been cool if she'd done the human shield cliche after she realized La Squadra wanted her alive. It'd help establish her impressive levels of fighting-spirit as well as show that the Escort Squad don't/can't do everything by the book.
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>>153077195
Shes not being evil for putting me in my place though. I deserve to be cucked.
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>>153077211
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>153077232
That would have been painfully out of character
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>>153077177
Yeah, that's true, there's a lot of fucking DIO. But the "They call him Diavolo" chapters seem a bit disconnected, so I thought that maybe a small "Snatch"-style chapter would be the best to bridge the gap. Maybe even without DIO himself, with Enya and Ice coming to seal the deal and KC going full retard with erasing time to get out of there.
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>>153077252
Retard, please. I let that shit slip like 45 minutes ago.
Don't be modest about what a fucking moron you are.
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>>153077211
as i said, ill give you credit for shitposting a thread into submission.
Im just disappointed that you couldnt keep it up.

But i guess it works in a cosmic sort of way. this whole thing started because a character was underdeveloped after all.
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>>153077256
Reread, she risked her life against Buccellati's orders to try and take care of Narancia in The Grateful Dead, by giving him her ice instead of using it on herself. This potentially saved his life, since he was in an incredibly shitty shape.
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>>153077177
>Fugo being a traitor
>That stranger from part 4 being Josuke from the future
What other incredibly interesting plotline did Araki drop?
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>>153051556
Why does he have six cellphones?
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>>153077281
lol
More like any thread that has ever been shit-posted into submission. I'm like 5 boogeymen over here.
But keep acting tough, fag.
>this whole thing started because a character was underdeveloped after all.
>w-w-w-why didnt giorno talk to a force spirit of dio-sama????
>;^(
Fucking retarded+autistic.
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>>153077241
No, cuckoldry is evil and she's not.
Just make that fucking Tumblr blog already.
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>>153077285
That's different than throwing herself into the middle of an altercation that could get her killed
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>>153077332
The point was "vento aureo fag is as underdeveloped as his favorite character"

Anyway, are you by chance Barneyfag also? that would be kinda neat. Not even insulting, i just want to know if he is one of the bogeymen or not.
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To make annoying people leave, just ignore them.
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>>153077356
She was already in the middle of an altercation that could get her killed, and later on in Notorious B.I.G proved that she was entirely capable of putting herself at great risk (even when she had the option of simply escaping) for her companions.
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>>153077232
Eh, I'd rather have her be like Pistols in Grateful Dead, but in the early Trish way, freaking the fuck out and complaining about ridiculous things.
>>153077257
More Diavolo I can dig. KC shenanigans in Egypt sounds good, but seems like a hit or miss type of thing.
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>>153077378
>The point was "vento aureo fag is as underdeveloped as his favorite character"

And my point was
>thank god we got back to anon's retard opinions about Jojo instead of their retard opinions about writing
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>>153077413
wait are we still arguing?

I was genuinely curious about your other shitposting personas.
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>>153077497
I don't think it was ever an argument, just me talking down to you
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>>153077554
What ever helps you sleep at night faggot.
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Koichi is cute!!! I bet he has a cute penis! Taking off Koichi's clothes! Seeing his cute little shota cock! Sucking his penis! Feeling him get erect against his will! Deepthroating him! Feeling him cum down your throat! Swallowing it all! Fingering Koichi's asshole! Making him have a prostate orgasm! Lapping up his cum from off the bedsheets! Telling him to get on all fours and point his ass up! Burying my face in his cute ass! Flicking his prostate with my tongue! Making him cum against his will! Lying in bed with Koichi!
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>>153077582
playing with my cock helps me sleep at night, just like how having half a brain ensures you can only stay conscious and drooling for 3-4 hours.
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worst jojo thread ever
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>>153077606
Pink Dark Boy fucking sucks
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>>153077649
delete this now
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>>153077721
Almost
>>153077649
Is this that weird ass hair cutting fetish?
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>>153055556

Literally everyone on part 4 but Jotaro hard counter Sheer heart attack.
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>>153077680
What the FUCK did you just say about my manga, you fucking American??
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>>153059088
>Drink your semen like a big gulp
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>>153073285
if 4 inches is decent then how's 7 inches
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>>153077337
Look at this pic anon. Shes in the arms of another man. And later on hes going to get lucky while I cry in the next room. Im not a real man. I deserve this. She deserves the best. She deserves her happiness. Thus its not evil. Im in my place and all is right in the world.
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>>153059088
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>>153077304
>the stranger being Josuke
Glad to see you're twelve years old.
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>>153078311
Youre above average. Defintely good. The kind of man my love jolyne should be fucking over me.
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The new blu-ray volume is out by now, right? When can we expect to see some screenshots?
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>>153078315
They're fucking posing like all models do
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Hotto Pantsu is my wife!
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>>153078311
I wonder how big Kira's Killer King is.
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>>153078518
What's wrong?
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>>153078637
micropenis
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>>153078679
Is that why we never notice his boner?
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>>153078604
Sure. But look how hes got his hands on her and how comfortable she looks in his arms. Hes going to fuck and theres little I can do about it.
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>>153078730
He's gay
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>>153078730
So Anon, what did you think of the Part 4 anime? Are you excited for the Part 5 adaptation? What do you think will happen in Jojolion?
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Part 1. Dio kills Jojo's dog, dad, William Zeppeli, and Jonathan himself.
Part 2. What does Caesar Zeppeli and a can of soda have in common? They both go flat when they run out of bubbles.
Part 3. Avdol dies first, twice. Iggy gets kicked in by Vanilla Ice Cream. And Kakyoin gets turn into a doughnut.
Part 4. Yoshikage Kira kills Pineapple head, Aya, Yoshihiro Kira. Then the true hero comes and kills him. Ambulance.
Part 5. Dio sticks Jonathan's dick into everything and Giorno Giovanna is one of his many kids. Bruno is killed but becomes a zombie. Best girl Narancia dies, GioGio goes god mode and kills Diavolo multiple times. Polnareff becomes a turtle.
Part 6. Everyone dies. Even Jotaro.
Part 7. The President kills Gyro Zeppeli. Johnny kills the President in all parallel worlds.
Part 8. Gappy is the new Jojo and he has four balls because he's made of two people, Yoshikage Kira and Josuke Higashikata. Johnny kills himself to save his child and wife.

Here are some spoilers. Help curb the cancerous fanbase by deterring new people from watching it.
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>>153079393
new fans won't know any of these characters. these spoilers are useless
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>>153079393
Cool. I'll keep telling new people to get out before they get spoiled.
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I just finished part 4 anime

where was the pizza delivery guy in Cheap Trick episode????????
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>>153077304
Hol Horse joining the crew in 3
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>>153078592
Maybe check the actual comparison site for them
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>>153079658
The actual comparison site only has up to Volume 7. The volume with Quiet Life Part 2 and Sheer Heart Attack is out already.
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>>153079393
>Bruno is killed but becomes a zombie
I knew it. He actually died. Thanks for letting me know, anon.
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>>153079805
Do you think blowing your load in him would count as necrophilia?
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>>153079393
If a death is well written and executed proper, then no spoiler can "Ruin" it.
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>>153079838
I have no idea. Is he rotting inside?
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>>153079845
This. I knew beforehand about Avdol and Iggy but I cried when I read those chapters nonetheless.
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>>153079875
Corpses rot from the soft extremities first, right? Things like eyes (full of delicate gel) and ears are the first things to go, with the bulk of the corpse remaining relatively intact until quite a while later.

You'd be able to tell when he was rotting badly from the inside, he'd be bloated and smell awful for a start
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>>153079845
>>153079911
That's kinda the point. You're in for a good story, not for the latest meme and hype.
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>>153080038
So you think that you're doing people a favor by ruining the element of surprise for them? Right.
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>>153079919
So does it count as necrophilia or not?
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>>153080038
>Let's drive away cancerous faggots who might only watch the anime for the memes and ruin the fanbase even more by driving away or running the experience to people who might watch and read Jojo and become good fans too!
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>>153080061
Surprise is nice, but can also be used to cover a bad "Death" or surprise.

Plus with the way Social Media, Websites, and people are now, it's near impossible to avoid some type of spoiler that could "Ruin" the surprise or experience for someone unless they decide to completely avoid the internet, or at most avoid any site revolving around the topic, but even then that can still be a risk.
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>>153080171
Alright, but where are the times in JoJo where the element of surprise has been used really poorly, then? I can only really think of a few cases where I think shock has been abused for honestly bad writing (the dog-killing in the early parts) but overall I'm pretty sure anyone enjoys something more seeing it the first time. It's still good to reread, but surprise and uncertainty is a good thing.

>>153080144
An animeonly friend and I watched the series, seeing him react to shit completely unspoiled honestly made me envious. He spent the first nine episodes mocking Jonathan then nearly cried when he died, was deeply moved by Caesar and Wamuu's deaths, honestly cried when he thought Polnareff had died (Pol was his favorite character) and figured out what DIO's power was right about the moment that Kakyoin did. It's incredibly stupid and churlish of people to try and ruin the fun of people like him, particularly that he didn't do a damn thing to them.

If you hate annoying animeonlies and memers then send them rude messages on their Youtube channels, don't carpet-bomb people who haven't even read the series yet and are considering doing so.
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>>153080395
NO HE HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THIS SERIES BEFORE ME SO HE CAN'T HAVE ANYYYYYYY FUN!
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>>153080395
Jojo isn't really the Franchise that has any "Shocking revelations" that can turn the entire story on it's head. The most shocking or surprising element about it is that the gore is sometimes graphic and the deaths can be pretty sad and depressing.

Not saying that surprise and uncertainty isn't needed for stories or isn't good, just saying that certain franchises and series are able to pull it off better than others.
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>>153080537
>Jojo isn't really the Franchise that has any "Shocking revelations" that can turn the entire story on it's head.
LIES, ONLY LIES.

What if he suddenly says
>OH MAI GODU!!!! DIO BURANDOO!!!
?
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>>153080591
You okay there, Anon?
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>>153080537
Don't say you weren't suprised when Pucci won.
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>>153080677
Did he get some boipucci?
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>>153080677
I wasn't really considering how the story was being written for SBR.

Araki wanted a way to end the current Timeline and start on something new and introduce new ideas into the Franchise, and as a writer I can relate and understand the thought behind it.
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