Show me you're waifu and we won't fine you (if she

>>153041255
My dick is my waifu because i stroke her everyday

>>153041291
What did he mean by this?

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>>153041255
i think she's a regular in the not trash club

>>153041291
What the fuck, I accidentally dragged my captcha into the box

>>153041312
I meant that I need to go to sleep because I am no longer capable of positng

>>153041316
>Dating a robot
>>153041339
Delete your post anon.

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She is my angel

>>153041255
>you're

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sorry officers, I don't have a waifu

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My cute waifu > all five K-on sluts

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>>153041368

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But you already took my waifu

>>153041483
what the fuck, please don't tell me this is real

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Best girl coming through

>>153041316
great
>>153041316
choice
>>153041316
anon

>>153041595
i love her so much!!

>>153041471
Anybody could probably fug you're waifu for 10 bucks if they wanted to.

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>>153041255
This is my waifu. Please don't bully her, Yui may be smarter than her.

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She's registered as my wife

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Do your worst.

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>>153041255

>>153041316
no fine
>>153041368
she isn't registered but i'll let you pass this time
>>153041449
pass
>>153041471
i was gonna let you pass but for that remark you're gonna go down town
>>153041552
registered sloot but not trash
>>153041735
unregistered
>>153041829
unregistered
>>153041890
unregistered
>>153042075
Jebus you're waif is lovely
>>153042120
accepted

>>153042075
Her sister is cuter and not retarded

>>153041377
>being this new

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Yes officer, here she is.

>>153042311
How do I register her?

>>153042311
You're unregistered.

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>>153041255
Here she is officers

>>153042396
She must become a naturalized citizen of the United States.

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Do it

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>>153041255
What do you think about my wife?

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>>153042075
Patrician taste but I'm afraid I claimed her first in the new years thread, sorry anon

>>153042496
She's a slut, anon. Why would you do that to yourself?

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>>153041255

>>153042463
I want to hold hands with your waifu while she wears a sundress and a big hat as we walk through a park in spring!

>>153042463
>unregistered assault waifu

You're going away for a long time you sick piece of shit! Officer, ARREST THIS MAN!

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>>153042573
She's the purest idol on earth, only her image is like a huss

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>>153041255
My waifu is already in your picture.

I'll be on my way, officer. Thank you for your service.

>>153042648
I don't know anon, she looks like a slut. How many men has she been with before you?
What are her dreams? Tell me about your wife.

>>153042590
You can try

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>>153041255
Here she is, officer. Isn't she a real sweetheart?

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>>153041255

>no one's claimed Mugi yet

Tyrone? Hello?

>>153042815
They don't get on until night time. It's too early for them to be up.

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Go ahead coppers

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hehe

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Nothing to see here officers.

>>153042657
>My waifu is already in your picture.
and she is still trash

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I need her donk on my face

>>153043206
>from a guy who wasn't even brave enough to ante up his own waifu in his post
She is the best, and you may come to realize that one day. But probably not.

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>>153042815
Mugi is nowhere as popular as the other girls. It's just 1 or 2 anons here trying to push the Mugi is best keion meme with threads that die with 4 replies.

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Do your worst, punk

>>153043425
She's a good girl.

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Best KEY girl.

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>>153041255
Here you go

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>>153041255
>tfw no waifu

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could you please let me go with a warning this time officer?

>>153041297
you're waifu is "TEH REI"?

>>153041255
>fuck
>marry
>kill
>shave eyebrows

>>153043154
How did it feel the first time you're waifu let you read her anti-technology and anti-government manifesto?

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No problem, officers. I'm proud to have the perfect waifu.

>>153044409
fuck yui
marry mugi
kill mio
i guess shave richan

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>>153041255

>>153042657
just because she's friends with the police doesn't make her not immune from the law. she's going to the bin

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>>153044793
It was pretty eye-opening desu. Kind of sucks though having it proven that /pol/ is always right.

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Go away piggu.

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>>153041255
There's no problem, is there, officers?

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More like bullying friend but whatever

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>>153043381

A strawpoll I did had Ritsu and Mio fighting for first, Mugi/Yui for third, then Azusa and the rest.

Also, Mugi is my waifu and I am not black. I should be fine since she's one of the officers.

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>>153041255
Sure mate.

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>>153042463
Good choice, she's my third favorite.

>>153046201
At least it's not the slut.

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Ez

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Is Yomiko accepted?

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My wife is on the moe police force!

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best girls can predict dubs

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>>153048133

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>>153041255
I unironically love my waifu and plan to make her a reality.

>>153048133
Well shit, I can't do anything but accept your superiority.

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>>153041255
mio

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>>153041316
>>153041552
>>153041829
>>153042449
>>153042586
>>153042610
>>153042657
>>153044035
>>153044910
>>153046101
>>153046108
>>153048133
nice

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>>153042452
is she dark enough to be a US citizen now?

>>153049180
MUH

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>>153041255

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>>153044409
>>shave eyebrows

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Be gentle please

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This is my wife, Azusa.

>>153052151
azusa? more like azlutsa

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She is definitely a great person.

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My waifu is a foreign immigrant but all her paperwork is in order

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>his waifu isn't /edgy/

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I got here late. thank god she's not claimed

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I love my witchfu

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>>153051709
best fate - true wife material

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>>153043688
delet this

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Her story is super sad, and I love her design/personality. Her Charlotte/Bebe form is adorable, too.

>>153053839
At least it's not Sayaka.

>>153053964
you the one who always suicideposts her in "your waifu gets posted do push ups threads"

>>153054044
yes
and i never do them :^)

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>>153054241
>actually neck yourself

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I don't really have a waifu, but if i had to choose, it would be either Makise Kurisu, Senjougahara Hitagi, or Asuka Langley.

>>153054649
That's not how it works anon. You don't choose your waifu.

>>153054649
>not having 20+ waifus

>>153055005
>Not having an open relationship.

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Yes

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>>153048460
>plan to make her a reality.

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Besto garu

>>153048460
Gendo pls go

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My waifu is a literal angel

>>153056196
Looks like a demon to me.

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over two decades

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Right here.

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best k-on

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>>153056303
How could you say such a thing?

>moe police asleep on the job

Typical.

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>>153057147

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>>153041255

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Best Saber.

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this is a bat

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>>153041255

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>>153041255
happy?

>>153056051
>>153055588
No, my irl gf is a really quiet and shy girl. I told her to cut her hair, and dye it blue so she would resemble Rei. Now if only there was a way to make her eyes red.

>>153057895
You do know when you buy a Real Doll it is fully customizable.

>>153057895
At least turn her into Yin, which is a superior Rei.

>>153058441
No, I fell in love with Rei, not one of her weak and shallow imitators.

>>153057895
How about YOU become your own waifu??

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>>153041255

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Yoko!

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If she's in the trash category I swear I'll sue the entire state.

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>>153057248
>whore of babylon

>>153060710
I love Rei more than myself, and myself more than my gf. She is on the third place in my heart. In other words, I don't really love her, as much as I love what I project on her.

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>>153061221
(you)

>>153061001
Stop shitposting, Aya.

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>>153061425

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My waifu is Wiki How Deeply Entrenched in Thought About Communism-Chan

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>>153061397
(you)

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And here comes the shitposting.

>>153062318
where?

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>>153041255
Renge is my wife.

>>153062318
the premise of this thread is whether peoples waifus are trash or not, this is only the natural progression of this

>>153062511
NO.

>>153061100
I see you are in the first stage of grief

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top-tier waifu here

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Mai Waifu, she is so beautiful!

>>153062415
Game of Dice. Mobile game. Its fun. Has an anime opening.

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Does my husbando pass?

>>153041471
Sharo a qt

>Moe police never came back

You guys are useless.

>>153042550
I'm pretty sure I was there and claimed her.

>>153067147
Jebus are you gonna do a song on valentines this year?

m

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Mai Waifu

>>153069401
Slut.

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>>153041255
a-am I good to go, officers?

>>153069522
The officers gave up. Anything's game right now.
My waifu is hatsune miku

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I assume there are no problems?

>>153042496
Good taste, friend.

>>153069401
You don't know how upset I am that we never got to see the chapter where she nearly shits herself animated.

I fapped to that for days. I would tell her she could use my bathroom, but actually have the door be locked. She'd panic and get flustered, but I'd embrace her and whisper how it turns me on to see her like this, and to just let it out right here, right now.

She's a fucking slut she'd shit all over herself due to 1.) Wanting to relieve the discomfort, and 2.) A hot guy will be turned on by it.

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>>153070137

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>>153041255

My IRL waifu is an off-brand, but cuter version of Nyanners, with big tits and a big ass. Some of the other "YouTube helium bitches" are also subbed to her. She has long since surpassed even my favorite anime girls in terms of sheer moe cuteness, but if I had to pick an anime waifu... probably this one.

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>>153070502

Just kidding. Most probably this one instead. I like a submissive woman that can give me a challenge when I want one.

I also like Miku Hatsune.

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I love this bird!

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>>153070911
Great taste! I also fell in love with Tsukihi!
I just hope she didn't go to Mexico when she went to study overseas.

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Just leaving this here.

>>153070911
that looks nothing like tsukihi

>>153071237
She should be fine if she still got doll with her

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Hi. No arrest pls

>>153071333
your waifu's wrists are just asking for cuffs

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>>153041255
Nice dubs

>>153071655
same to you bud

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Best Waifu

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Best girl and my waifu.

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Sup wit it