So tell me, /a/. Are you up to Darkness' standards?

Nope, I can't bring myself to abuse someone like that. Emotionally neglect, for fucking sure, but she needs more hands-on attention.

>>152978063
You must be retarded if you even have to ask.

>>152978063
Absolutely

>>152978063

If the standards include giving her the mating press.

>>152978063
i could be, as long as i knew that she was a masochistic pig

>>152978063
no I don't drink

>>152978063
perfectly

>>152978487
cuck

>>152978063
I could probably preserve my retarded lifestyle with the bonus being her, so it's the perfect deal.

>>152979142
>>>/pol/

Too much work to keep my vitriol up for that long.

>>152978063
No. What she wants is the antithesis of what I want to be.

>actually wants to be raped and abused
>her father really wants a grandkid and wouldnt care where it came from
>that hot bod + noble status
Why hasnt anyone raped her yet?
They're fine with slutty succubi but not with Darkness?

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What is it this time?

>>152979811
Succubi are just dreams, so they don't count.

>>152980201
For some reason, monsters are being repelled from Keele's dungeon. Almost as if there was some sort of purification magic circle somewhere in the dungeon that is sort of forcing the undead outside.

>>152978063
i would treat her like shit and she'd love every moment of it.

>>152980201
Am I the only one who thinks TOSHINO KYOUKO every time she busts in?

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>>152980787
HRMPH?
NANI SORE?

>>152978063
Up to them?

I'll exceed them.

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>>152978063
Absolutely, but I'm too lazy to regularly abuse her, and my dick only works 2-3 times per week on a good week, so she would be disappointed quite quickly.

Aqua is more my type. Reveling in debt and squalor? Alcoholism? That's what I'm all about. Also I wouldn't have to leave my bed to go to the kitchen for a glass of water in the middle of the night ever again.

>>152980787
Uh.
Uhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What anime is this?

>>152984471
Saki Biyori.

>>152984583
Thanks

>>152984583
nigger no its not

Woah we're top 5

>>152984583
i found which one it is, thanks for motivating me to use my google skills (seriously)

>>152985413
Why? You could have just read the filename.

>>152985454
Didn't think of that, had to look up the characters name in the subtitles.

>>152985868
intro to konosuba sweet summer child

there is a novel, manga, anime, spinoff novel, spinoff manga + side stories novel vol.

>>152978063
I don't know, never been in a relationship, since I'm a bad tempered asshole.

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I would not mind being reborn as a orc if meant being able to capture Darkness as my meat slave.

Ehhh but seeing as how young orc boys were raped to death by ugly orc girls in that world, that might not work out too well.

>>152978063
Except for the telling her to selling her body part, I'm good to go. Though I don't for how long I'd be able to go before I get the urge to shake things up and be a bit motivated from time to time.

>>152989983
>Except for the telling her to selling her body part
I'm pretty sure that was telling her to whore herself out.

>>152990283
selling her body=whore herself out

Same thing really. Personally, I'm a bit too possessive for that.

>>152978063
I think I'm enough of a disgusting degenerate but probably not sadistic enough. On another note I really liked her costumes from this episode and hopefully we get some art of her in them.

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>>152978063
She is undesirable.

>>152992755
Perfection

>>152992755
Honestly Darkness was my favorite ever since the ep in season 1 and the ova where she fantasizes about being fucked by wolves/beasts.

There's just something heartwarming about a girl who would love me for purposely letting her get fucked by beasts while I sit back and watch. Only to save her and then punish her fat cow tits myself.

>>152978063
I would chain her to my basement and treat her like she was dead only to rape her on the off days, while bringing in my mistresses to spit and piss on her and laugh as they recount the tale of how I've tore down her family, made her dad suicide and disowned our son and put him to work as a common servant to be bullied every day.

>>152993632
First time I encountered NTR when the cuckold is the dominant one humiliating the cucker.

>>152978063
I have sadistic tendencies and am quite a pervert so, possibly.

What kind of upbringing does it take to generate such a failure at life ?

>>152980787
>for some reason
I wonder who could be to blame for that

>>152993865
It's more like straight up prostitution, really.

>>152993865
NTR would assume you give a fuck about her in the first place, Darkness' dream husband is literally someone who despises her from the bottom of his heart.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aKG7OmAmks
>darkness landing a hit.

>>152993865
I wouldn't put it as even cuckolding or NTR, just like >>152994134 it's more prostitution or even swinging, the idea doing horrible things to her is what gets me off, leave the battered and bruised cunt begging for more each time

>>152994171
She wants a baseline level of lust and dependency

>>152994197
You wouldn't be able to harm Lalatina, she is made of mythril

>>152992755
What did the writers mean by this?
There's gotta be more to this but I can't connect the dots myself.

>>152992755
>Oi, darkness
That voice acting.

>>152978063
I'd happily treat her like crap if she'd like, but I have no feelings for her other than lust. Only good for that body.

>>152995894
>I have no feelings for her other than lust. Only good for that body.
If you told her that, she'd probably just orgasm harder.

>>152995970
All according to keikaku.

>>152988219
God tier doujin

>tfw got a job
>tfw I will never master the Darkness now
Biggest mistake I ever made

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>Within a few minutes of entering Wiz’s Magic Tool Store, Aqua left.

>Following shortly after her, Vanir threw salt towards her. It seems that she was guilty of something and was driven out.

>Pointing directly at Aqua’s face, Vanir said something, and returned to the store. Then, the person who had been told something casted magic on the door.

>The door began to shine with white light. It would appear that she casted some sort of barrier on the door in order to vent her anger.

>Vanir, who was in the store, began to shout something, but Aqua covered her ears, pretended to not hear anything, and ran away.

>Judging from the refined process, it seems that this was nothing new.

The dumb goddess brings Vanir and Wiz so much trouble to the point that she is treated like an evil spirit.

I don't think so, Kazuma isn't a retard like I am.

Nope, I'm nowhere near her standards, and I'm too lazy to try.

That said, her getup this episode (and her face and hair) looked really nice. They should draw her lips more often.

>>152992755
Why is he holding hands with aqua?

>>152994194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVvwE61rqWs
Will there ever be an english patch?
The nice thing is RPG maker can be ported easily to PSP.

>>152978063
>Used to like Darkness the least
>Now want to sexually fuck her and find her fun
What just happened?

>>152980201
Well, obviously Megumin cracked under pressure and was unable to cast her explosion, considering she is accompanying what's her face. So, naturally, the monsters are still outside of the town.

>>152997811
The original got translated and this is a megaman clone and is coming from the second successful season, so it will get more attention. Chances are it will.

Maybe if its long enough or enough interest it will get an independent release too

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>>152980787

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>>152997811
>Megumin MP zeros after explosion magic and no longer in the party.
Comedy gold.

>>152994194
Translation patch
when?

>>152997994
>>152994194
>>152997811
This a PC game bundled with the first BD? Will I see this up on Nyaa once it releases?

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>>152978063
>caring about Divorceness
I'd ignore her and go after the real best girl Chris instead.

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>>152997919
>1.03.3
>Dialogue: 10% (only necessary/explanatory dialogue has been TLed and scripted)

>>152998066
Better than nothing for what it is. I imagine the type of game in the second season, along with its popularity, will give a greater chance for a proper translation.

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>>152998051
>Kazuma keeps doing this
>Eris doesn't smite him or prevent him from respawning

Truely the best and most forgiving goddess

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>>152992755
So she want's Barusu

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>>152998107
I'm waiting for the megaman clone.
The nostalgia, and will probably get complete translation since there's not much of text in such games.
Though I doubt it.

>>152978063
Oddly enough, I miss the mark pretty hard.

>>152998239
How many games are there?

>>152978063
I fit perfectly, but I dislike Darkness

>>152998206
Silly anon, she loves being humiliated like that.

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>>152980787

>>152978063
Everything other than telling her to go fuck other guys.

>>152982743
I do it as well

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The best way to control Lalatina is to completely control her. Threaten her and emotionally abandon her, but always remain firmly in control so that she will never submit to anyone but her master. That way you won't get cucked and still get to enjoy her nasty body.

>>153003593
>The best way to control Lalatina is to completely control her.

whoa

>>153003593
The best way would be to tie her down, then bring down yunyun and do every vile thing you can think of to yunyun while letting darkness just watch without involving her in any of that.

>>152992845
Her anime design is fucking terrible. If you're going to sell figs, don't even use the anime design. They just look bad.

>>152978063
Does anybody have that Doujinshi where Kazuma has a wall of Eris' panties?

>>152982743
I don't know, I think repeated impregnation every time she busts in.

>>153003696
Yunyun is too pure for that

If you killed Wiz and had Aqua resurrect her, would that cure her lichdom?

>>152990283
I just realized what you meant, sorry. Maybe I should have clarified. I meant to say: Except for the telling her to "sell her body" part.

>>153003593
>>153003624
genius

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>>152988219

>>153006970
>Curing wiz's lichdom
What's wrong with you?

>>152997781
>Why is he holding hands with aqua?
Didn't notice that at first. OTP

>>153008304
I'm not a necrophiliac.

>>152983294
>not getting a glass of water preemptively
How is it possible to be an amatuer at sleeping?

Why is Aqua still so fucking useless?

>>153009854
She's the goddess of uselessness, it's in her nature.

>>152978063
Nope, I'm a sub.

>>153009854
>apart from her high stats, being a natural undead and devil slayer, having the best support and healing spells available including but not limited to resurrect which she can repeatedly use due to her massive mana pool also being the best brick layer mankind will ever see and having great party skills she is totally useless!!!

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>>153009919
>>153010397
Just a reminder that at the festival the one and only functioning Axis stall was manned by Chris.

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>YWN impregnate Darkness and force her to waddle with "Slut gut" written on her belly and a stomach keyhole maternity dress around town

>>153010397
btw the resurrection doesnt work if the person dies of natural causes, so for example she would not be able to save kazuma if she was in japan there with him,
wont even work if you are disintegrated like get eaten by hans or exploded to pieces its not all powerful spell people would like to think it is

>>153010521
>the "pay denbts" /int/ meme now applies to Aqua

>>153010691
drawfags, i beg you

>>153011593
The OFFICIAL resurrection spell only works for adventurer type deaths (killed/poisoned/bullied) but not for natural type deaths (old/japanese flu). It also requires most of the corpse, a very high level priest, and is limited to ONE REZ per hero.

But Aqua doesn't care about any those rules. As long as she can find most of Kazuma's body she will keep bringing him back and back until he realizes he has no escape.

>>153010691
Upgrade: virgin-killer stomach keyhole maternity dress

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>>153010691
>YWN force the sow to perform watersports with you then work out naked without being allowed to bathe until she's a quivering mess.

>>153011973
didnt aqua talk about these rules herself ??
eris talk only about number of times it could be done.

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>>153012071

>>152997781
>>153008458
He's not, their hands are just overlapping in the frame a bit.

>>152997781
>>153008458
>>153012375
>overlapping
it was intended by the producers! it must mean something

>>152980787
Lmfao this show is just too good.

>>152992755
>scrawny
>weak willed
>perverse
>failure at life
>take the easiest way possibile
>drink all day
>complain about society
>don't mind about using her body to make money

also i can add other bad stuff so i think i'm literally perfect for darkness, where do i sign?

>>153013152
I don't drink all day but that can easily be fixed.

So did I get this right - Darkness doesn't even want MCs dick then?

>>153013560
All he's missing is a title of nobility to be her ideal man.

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>>153013560
Everything need progress anon.

>>153014680
>LN Darkness has cute dress and a nice rack
>Anime Darkness has a stupid clown outfit and disgusting cow tumors

>>153014762
So you're telling me that her anime design fits her better.

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>>153014762
cowtits are good. They get sweaty like armpits and develop a naughty smelling musk that's made for sniffing the lewdest sniffs.

>>153014966
I won't argue with that.

But just because I think Darkness is worst girl doesn't mean I don't want her to be better.

Tell me what would you do to her to satisfy her needs

>>153016036
>White in the LN
>Black in the anime
The anime clearly holds nothing sacred.

>>152992845
what about other characters?
Did they sell at all?

>>153012071
>virgin-killer stomach
what is the deal with this virgin killer shit?

>>152978063
Was she completely describing Kazuma when she was saying her type?

I couldn't help but look at him with each trait she said.

>>153017364
japanese girls trying to show off their completely featureless bodies

>>153016862
Its also black in the LN but the artist got it wrong. Another one is when kazuma suppose to be wearing tracksuit during the fight with frog along with aqua but the art show hes already have his equipment.

Reminder that the Axis cult is reponsible for everything wrong

>>153019863
Except Darkness.

>>153019863

WN apparently a core tenet of their religion is that Aqua will bring true believers to a paradise called Japan after death.

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>>153008458
Kazuma and Aqua often hold hands.

They're very close after their time in the stables together.

>>152978487
This.

I don't have it in me.

>>152980787
Oh fuck, she is retarded.

>>153020641
He cares for her in a retarded sister kind of way.

>>153020708

He's her tard wrangler

>>152998235
>local man fixes everything

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>>152978501
>You must be retarded if you even have to ask.

So... that's a yes?

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>>152978487
Sure ya can. Once you see how happy growling into her ear during sex "The only thing you're good for is a warm fuckhole" you'll give her plenty of loving domination.

>Cooking meals for her and putting it in a dog dish, then putting your feet on her back as she eats it on all fours

>Whipping her and asking her how she likes it, and then whipping her harder for daring to respond without you giving permission to speak

>Reminding her that when you cuddle it's only for you, and she's essentially a piece of furniture

Loving domination is simple stuff! You could even take turns, after "abusing" her, you could declare your turn and give her normal affection.

>>153017612
Wow anon, I think you might be onto something.

>>152994194
looks pretty fun can I have it?