What would it be like to have a demi for a girlfriend?

>>152955196
interesting

She'd be sucking on this dick instead of bags of blood.

>>152955305
Same

doesnt she like girls

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>>152955446

there's more than one demi

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>>152955470
>wants the D, hard
>has the looks to make anyone give her the D
>just being in close proximity makes anyone desire giving the D to her, hard
>still does not get the D
being Succey is suffering

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>>152955421

youd be sucking on his dick?

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More Succey pls

>>152955754
>come home
>she wants you to sit down with her and eat the food she's made
>hit by the succ rays
>fuck all over the house until 11pm and you realize you haven't even taken your work tie off yet

I want to date a succubus. What can possibly go wrong?

>>152955754
I need the succ

>>152955196
Vamp's very touchy-feely and will stick to you like glue, nibbling on your ear at times while you per her head and watch tv at your cosy apartment.

Succubus, well, if you're like Ironman then you can at least last for 30 hours straight at a time of non-stop fucking. Any lesser man would get sucked dry and die of exhaustion and dehydration.

I honestly can't choose between the two.

>>152956198
You can't since she's already my wife.

>>152956310
Imagine the sensation of sticking your dick in a Yuki Onna.

Like having a normal human for a girlfriend?

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>>152956575

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>>152955196
What would it be like to have a normal girl for a girlfriend?

>>152957340
It would feel normal.

>>152957340
Bags of milky coins buried in the sand.

>>152957340
Normal girls wouldn't date someone like me.

>>152957501
They might. But you will never ask.

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Why not both?

>>152957654
i want to watch them fug themselves

>>152957654
Best girls.

>>152957340
I really want to know the answer.

>>152955196
Wait, wait!
I didn't know that there is an anime of this, i only read the manga.
I'm an happy man now.

>>152957734
please die in a fire

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>>152957340
Boring
Troublesome
Annoying
Time consuming
Life ruining
Sex not worthing even 1% of the hassle
Stay away from the PD

>>152957747
I love you too

>>152956575
frostbite

>>152957340
Honestly anon this kind of stuff ruins relationships.

I cant date anyone anymore. They are all too normal and boring. I want some girl with problems I can solve.

>>152956575
it'd probably feel interesting at least
she's not dry-ice cold to the point where it'd make sex impossible but it's really not very easy to keep up a boner even with cool temperatures applied to your dick

>>152957992
on the plus side, post-sex cuddling would be really cool and refreshing.

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daddy's lil monster

>>152957886
>I can solve.
Hah.

>>152956139
>until 11pm
You mean 3am?

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>Takahashi sensei, you dropped your monster condom you use for your magnum dong

>>152958934

Is that a condom for a horse?

inb4 its mine

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>>152958934
Delete this.

>>152958963
its yours

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>>152958963
condom for a succubus.

It needs to be extra thick or you will die from pleasure.

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>>152955196
Like this:
https://exhentai.org/g/869015/f2ace5e71b/

>>152959025
Thanks for the rec.

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>>152959025
Wow, the future is now.

>>152958452
But anon, 3am is past my bedtime!

>>152958452

Succ has to get up for work at 4

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she'd probably be very touchy-feely

>>152955196
It would be extremely anemic.

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>>152956575
This was actually solved a long time ago.

>>152955196
A pain in the neck.

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Hikari and Tetsuo are just like a little girl playing with her dad. I don't even think it's a crush, she's just naturally affectionate. Plus she always tries to "set up" the dullahan with him, I doubt she'd cuck herself like that if she had feelings too.

She's the best without even trying.

>>152961488
oh you

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Is there ANY advantage to being a dullahan? Seems like a major handicap.

>>152961613

you could do some crazy sex stuff

wouldn't have to duck under small doors I guess?

>>152961613
All the demis are pretty much all drawback. It's basically like living with an illness or disability.

>>152957886
araragi stop posting