What would you do in this situation?
>>152872453
Poke her right in the titty.
Rape
>>152872453
Turn around and smack a bitch.
>>152872453
turn around and politely ask her to stopthen rape her
JON SUMISU
*raise hand*
SENPAI!!! Haruhi is bothering me again!!!
not go to school
>>152874191
>*actions*
Fuck off.
Could you leave me alone? I don't even like you. I'm not your friend either.
>>152874191
>>152874897
>3D
Fuck off
>>152874984
I've been here longer than you, newfag.
https://youtu.be/aeL9gagV_VA?t=2m5s
>>152872453
Tell sensei I feel sick and hide in the nurses office until she gets bored and moves on.
>>152872453
Sneak phone under her table
Proceed to take pantyshots
Masturbate to them in my room while I listen to my imouto yell KYON-KUN DENWA
Let fly the most heinous fart of my life.
>>152876232
this
Tell her to check these digits
>>152872453
have consensual sex for the purpose of procreation and pleasure with her
>>152879144
boiiiiiiii
>>152879144
>>152872453
Ask her to fuck. She either agrees and i score, or it gets awkward and she stops bugging me. Win/Win.
>>152874191
>SENPAI
why would you raise your hand to talk to someone who isn't even in the same class?
Stare her down
>>152879234
>procreation
stop
Turn up the intensity of the vibrators placed on her nipples and clit.
>>152872453
Get out my katana and slice the heads off my enemies.
>>152872453
Probably give the same amount of fucks Kyon's currently giving. If she keeps going, then there may be some baps in the near future.
>>152872453
>>152883806
>baps
Don't you mean braps? I mean, she's sitting right behind you. It's time to unleash hell, anon.
>>152872453
Punch her in the vag and focus on class. It's a god damn Tuesday she can shut the fuck up!
>>152874984
Where do you think you are?
>>152872453
Quiver at the very touch of human contact.
>>152872453
Join the SOS Brigade
Go from esper to sperg
>>152872453
Fall in love.
>>152879486
DICK STATUS:
MUH
>>152872453
enjoy the attentionmaybe poke her back
>>152876232
Underrated.
>>152879144
>>152872453
Ignore the fucking bitch. I seriously despise women acting like shits and getting away with it because they are pretty.
Fuck you Haruhi.
>>152872453
Install Gentoo
>>152885453
On her pc?
>>152872453
Haruhi would be about 27 years old now, did she ever settle down?
>>152885794
She probably got bored and restarted the universe again as some other person.
>>152872453
Show her true poking power and SHIGAN her fucking face.
>>152872891
"i-im tired of your bullying! p-p-put the gun down now Suzumiya-san, a-and no one get's hurt"
Turn around and slap her right in the tits.
>>152872453
I would push the enter key
Accept her as my personal savior
Why does he never fuck her when she clearly wants it?
>>152872891
Haruhi is genuinely too sexy sometimes.
>>152887551
Because he's more tsun than her and is possibly afraid of the consequences
Rape the god
>>152887800
No such thing
Turn around, grab her by one cheek and kiss her, turn back, pretend nothing happend.
>>152887551
He's concerned about the ramifications of railing god, plus pretty deep in denial about being into her.
>>152887551
He's tsun as fuck about her. Plus he has been scared off by the other 3 to do so.
But this doesn't mean he won't do it at all.
Heh
>>152888025
He probably did after disappearance. And that's why there's no third season: he knocked up Haruhi and now she's content with the world.
>>152888094
Well it was pretty obvious they got together from that trip to the future to see college Haruhi. And she probably realized she is a goddess too.
>>152888075
I get the virgin killer sweater but this looks so silly. How did it get so popular?
>>152888150
The meme clothes are getting more and more forced every time.
>>152888150
It has the sweater puppies of your usual sweater plus showing off more skin. It still looks dumb but the principle is simple
>>152872453
Turn around and playfully push her shoulder in the same way.