>come home from a long flight >open luggage >see

Go back to the airport and get my own luggage.

>>152856954
You can't survive in the hold of a plane. So I'd call the police to investigate why there's a dead girl in my suitcase.

>>152856954
Take her to the hospital because she was most likely suffocating in there and is probably dead depending on the length of the flight.

>>152856983
what if your luggage is gone and you're stuck with this

>>152857049
Call insurance.

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>she suddenly wakes up and kisses you
what do?

>>152856954
>>152857099
Looks too young. Would leave her to the police.

>>152856954
>>152857099
Turn in to the police cause I don't feel like going to jail.

>>152857099
Frantically look around and hope someone didn't see(It is an airport of course someone saw). Pray that bubba wont fuck my boipussy in jail.

>>152856954
Call the cops to report the missing child and the airport for my missing luggage.

>>152856954
send her back to Syria

>>152857370
What were you doing in Syria?

>>152857380
what did he mean by this?

what happened to /a/?

>>152856954
Ask why Allah turned my bombs into a kid.

>>152857861
but what if its still a bomb

>>152857895
Is this a Blue Gender thread?

>>152857153
>Looks too young
no such thing exists
go back and re-evaluate your stupidity

>>152856954
Praise feral llema for being the best artist in world and make another account to follow him, again

>>152857406
I think the Russian is drunk.

>>152856983
/thread

What's wrong with this thread
am I not in on some new fresh meme where everyone pretends to be retarded?

Okay here I go, I uhhhh I'd report the police!!!
did I do good, am I with the hip kids?

But seriously, fuck you all, we all know you would take the loli back to your rape dungeon and pound her all night, come the fuck on

>>152858105
That's illegal, you know.

HUG THE LOLI

But they obviously call the police and try to reunite her with her family.

>>152858261
Lolis come with families?

>>152856954
Check for pulse.

>>152857099
It'd be rude not to reciprocate.

>>152858105
Lolis are people too even if they're feral beings that hunger for head pats like nothing else.

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>>152856954
Thinly veiled pedo thread.

>>152856954
>ok luggage is still safe, thank god for lax security

>>152859658
It depends on the suitcase.
Back when I had an old and battered one, every time I got them back after a flight there would be a sticker on there saying the police had searched it.
Ever since I bought a new one, my luggage hasn't been searched a single time.

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>>152856954
>wtf this isn't my luggage

>>152857956
Extremely underrated post here.

Get deported