You wake up as Shinji in episode one. You remember the show.

Get in the robot.

>>152855585

Get in the fucking robot.

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>>152855585
Fuck Asuka, Fuck Rei, Fuck Misato. Wait for the tang.

Run away.

>>152855585
I would keep shooting myself if im in a loop because those people doesn't deserve a good life.

jump in front of a train

>>152855714
>not fucking Kaworu
what are you, a fag?

>>152855585
Hug my dad.

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>>152855585
Not almost die in the first battle.
Hold her hand as she wakes up in the hospital.
Jeopardize the entire endeavor by dating the other pilot.

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>>152855585
I get in the goddamn robot and bust heads like a boss till asuka and rei are creaming their pantsu over my consummate manliness, at which point I invite both of them to a threesome that I don't even take my pants off for while directing them tot do successively lewder things to one another and repeating this process as well as inviting them out on dates and having them hold hands with each other etc... until they become a couple. Then I do things with/to/inside of/while he's inside/etc... Kaowru that would be inappropriate to describe on a christian image board.

>>152855585
Nothing.
And here's the justification. That amount of suffering and stress would completely destroy anyone who wasn't mad in the first place. Also, there's all the mental and astral stuff, things that are like a living nightmare and don't even have a name or a description.
And what was Shinji's reward for surviving all that anyway? They have nothing to eat, no place to go, not even wood to make a campfire.

Since I know my autistic dad and his jew masters are going to end he world and there's nothing I can do about it, I would just get in the damn robot and try to be kind to all the mentally damaged people around me. Actually knowing what type of shit has caused them to slip makes it so much easier than IRL.

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Marry the best girl.

>>152855585
join the light music club with rei and asuka and aim to play neo-budokan

>>152855719
This. Fuck going through all that shit.

Spend more time with my dad

>>152855585
I'd fucking kill myself cuz fuck all that nonsense
Shinji had a hard life

Sleep and wake up in a better mecha show.

>>152857128
>and for some reason that anon just chose to sleep forever, which is like death, but worse probably.

>>152855585
Kill every single girl I meet apart from Suzuhara.

>>152855585
Honestly? I'd probably kill myself. Shinji had a hard life and didn't deserve the bullshit he went through.

>>152855585
>Man the fuck up
>Ask for Ritsuko to make a simulator based on the previous angel batlles.
>Train the hell in and out of that simulator.
>Get in the fucking robot.
>Try to not fuck up everything.

Hold an election for best girl with all of the Nerv staff

Get in the robot and attack Tokyo-3

Okay, so
>get in the fucking robot, but not before they deliver injured Rei
>bro up with Ritsuko to drive her a bit away from Gendo, be manly around the queen of cakes aka Misato, watch out for Toji's sister during the first battle (somehow)
>bro it up with based stooges, be alpha with a bit of shyness in school as I am one IRL
>get close with Rei but not too close since she needs to fulfill her destiny one day
>Be tacticool since I remember all the angel battles
>Bring spare plugsuit to Over the Rainbow, be slightly manly but friendly around Asuka, pay her enough attention, praise her sometimes
>Bro it up with the most based man in existence aka Kaji, help him and Misato get close as fast as possible
>Discuss NERV's possible shadow works with Misato, so we can join Kaji in it faster
What comes next I don't know but I would work in that direction and see what happens.
The most important one is drive Rei further from Gendo, so maybe we'll be able to stop third impact. If we won't, well, time to improvise.

>>152857656
Also kill Kaworu as soon as he arrives, literally headshot the nigger near the lake, since it's all waste of time anyway (just like his screentime)

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>all these people thinking they'd be total badasses and drown in pussy

I would not get in the robot because I would never want to do that liquid breathing. Just imagine how fucked up is to have your lungs filled with liquid.

>>152855585
Wasn't RE-TAKE exactly like this?

Suck kaworu's dick constantly

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>>152855585

>>152857723
I just want to pilot the robot and save the world though.

If I wanted to drown in pussy it would be better, and easier, to hire 5+ hookers with my payment.

ROCK ON !!

>>152855585
Get in the robot, destroy Seele, exit robot.

Get in the Robot
Exit robot
Then ask the important questions like
>What the fuck is going on
The thing he didn't do
Say that Unit 02 should be shipped with water equipment
Don't jerk off
Stop this instrumentality nonsense

>>152855585
>You remember the show.
So I know nothing really matters, I may as well do nothing.

>>152859530
Might as well have fun, don't you think?

>>152857723

Anime logic the tone of the show is most offend determined by the outlook of the MC.

>>152859828
>Eva
>Anime logic

Even if we go by that rule,all the sad,broken motherfuckers will break you dead by the end.

>>152855585
The me of now? I'd try to prep for future fights without letting kn that I know everything to my old man and SELEE as they fuck me up six ways from Sunday somehow. Depending on how things play out I'd likely try and make a play on "accidently" Gendou and having a very informative talk with Kaji about a great many subjects.

>>152857750
Absolutely not. He wakes up at the end of the sixteenth episode.

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>>152855585

>>152855585
Kick Gendo's ass.

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You wake up as Shinji in episode sixteen. You don't remember anything. What do you do?

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Marry Kaworu. :3

>>152855585
Check if his dick is bigger than mine.

>>152860874
Does having a bigger dick than a 14yo makes you happier?

>Call in Misato and Kaji
I'm going to need fucking help.
>Get them to help me kill my father
He is fucking insane.
>Get them to help me kill Seele
>As above.
>Shoot Adam to Mars
Hopefully the angels will go there and leave Earth for us.
>Hire shitloads of psychiatrists to try to fix the entire fucked up cast, me included.
Possibly fuck Asuka.

>>152860910
>implying you can kill the iluminati

Whats up with there being no good torrents for End of Evangelion? The series is everywhere in really high quality but for some reason the film just isn't?

>>152857646
You're doing the Lord's Work son.

>>152860909
I take comfort where I can find it.

Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

Get in the robot, confuse my Eva by using my Bratwurst Gesundheit Japanese. Get killed.

>>152855585
Kill myself and literally escape from reality.

>>152855585

Attempt to seduce and fuck Rei and Misato.

Lots of betamax faggot thinking they can do better than shinji. First episode you wouldn't even get the fucking robot to move because your mum is ashamed of you and secretly wonder's how her life would have been if she aborted you.

>>152855585
Make Gendo proud.

>>152855585

Play along until I'm in full control of the evangelion, then cut off external control circuits and punch my way down to the lance and trigger a fucklot of impacts.

>>152860767
Fuck Rei

>>152855585
Get in the Robot, hang out with and _____________________FUCK____________________ Rei

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>>152855585
Fucking nothing, maybe just kill myself. I will have to either act like a fucking Emo the whole time or be manly for a fucking few minutes just to end up destroying the world like in the movies.
so whats the fucking deal witht that universe

Fuck Rei and Asuka

Fuck EVA.

Measure and compare anal cavities possibly measure Rei and Kaworu's but not Asukashit

>>152864603
>Asukashit

take that back immediately

wait until misato passes out from beer, fuck her and steal her get car and fly to america

Literally fuck everyone and then an hero

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>>152855585
Make sweet, sweet love to Asuka.

Comfort her even when she says no.

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I try my damnedest to turn this into a Super Robot show.

>>152866039
But it already is.

>>152866288
It's not even a robot show really.

Tell Gendo I know his stupid plan and I want to help.

>>152855585
I`d like to steal Misato`s car and ride to Mt. Haruna for Gas Gas Gas

>>152855585
Get in the fucking robot and try to marry Asuka
Try to stop instrumentality because I already got my bullshit psychology sessions
but mostly treasure Asuka and tell her she's the best

become the hokage

Tell Misato to fuck me, or else I won't get in the fucking robot.

Then fuck Rei and send a tape to Gendo. Then I would make Asuka be my sex slave.

There, best show ever

>>152866521

Except for the MC being a fat neckbeard in disguise.

get in the robot then kill gendo and say sorry to the angels

>>152866659
I have no neckbeard, nor am I fat.

>>152855585
Bide my time until Unit 01 gets the S2 Engine, then proceed to murder the everliving fuck out of Seele and Gendo to prevent apocalyptic retards from ending the world because they were too lonely. Also be nice to Rei so she doesn't somehow attempt to trigger instrumentality of her own volition.

>>152855585
Get in the robot.

Smash Gendo into fine paste with robot.

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Get in the robot
Kill the Angels
Kill Gendo
Marry Asuka

>GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
>get mad props
>aquire mad piloting skills
>re aquire gains
>go make bros with gendo
>rail every grill in the show
>rail kaji just for shits and giggs
>double team asuka with BIG POPA G
>go spiral power mode on the angels
>whip robo dick out and fuck dead angels
>go full reich mode on seelee jews
>get tanged
>fucking escape the tang with screaming, shouting and trippy colours
>"WE TTGL NOW BITCHES"
>harness the power of the TANG™ to power 4 chan
>nail asuka and misato while shitposting on soul juce chan for the rest of eternity

Also beat fuck out of kaworu for being a piano nerd

>>152855585

Get in the giant fucking robot.

Full on Rei route. Nut inside that tight pussy every single day till I die old with my soon-to-be widow at my side, after having saved the world.

>>152856335
>hold hands
Inappropriate in deed. Fuck man this is a blue board.

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>>152855585

Tell everyone about my dad's crazy plan to destroy the world to resurrect his dead wife. Take up Misato on her sexual advances. Choke Asuka on the aircraft carrier. Try to keep Rei I alive by telling NERV what's wrong with her synch ratio. Befriend Toji early on before the incident with his sister, as well as keeping the incident from happening in the first place. Not run away from everything since I know how to handle it all. Get all the governments to disassemble STEELE. Stop instrumentality. Kill the 17th Angel on sight.

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>>152872658

>Choke Asuka on the aircraft carrier.

>>152869729
This

>>152872658
>rei I
You don't get time travel

>>152855585
Grow some balls, get in the fucking robot, smack Gendo for being a piece of shit father, and fuck Misato.

>>152860767
Where is this from? Google doesn't help.

>>152855585
Destroy Lilith.

>>152855585

Undermine the shit out of Gendo for just using me. Let Ritsuko know I'm alpha as fuck, make sure to let Gendo walk in on us fucking and me making her scream in pleasure. I'd get in the damn robot and actually do my job and comfort fuck Misato when she nearly did to Shinji that one episode.

I'd fuck Maya on the side too since she's pretty qt.

>>152855585

Inseminate a certain German Ginger Girl.

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Well, I'd first try to act bad ass like Geralt of Rivia. None of the ladies would be able to resist me. I'd be confident and sure of myself, but not arrogant. I'd still care for everyone and make sure none get hurt.

I'd have a drinking contest with Misato and have sex with Asuka.

>>152856537
I'm sure Shinji and Asuka could live off the primordial soup on their road to becoming Adam and Eve.

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Probably do most everything the same, no way I want to miss my chance to hold Rei when she looks so cute writhing in pain in my arms. Then either win that fight or don't, who cares.

I think Shinji's route was the best to be honest. Maybe make a few deviations along the way to have sex when it's offered. Try cheer Asuka up a bit, before we wind up on the beach together and live happily ever after.

>>152856537
Where is the proof that Shinji and Asuka are the last humans alive? Heck, there is references in Rebuild that humans have returned after the End.

>>152856537
B-but don't you want to be congratulated?

>>152855585
I remember that doujin, plot so good i forgot to fap.

Honestly? Try really hard to get gud at piloting, try to get actual military training, hope like hell Yui still goes berserk on my behalf even though I might not technically be Shinji.
And probably go into shock a bunch from the pain piloting brings. Play around with the AT field, see if I can't do sweet tricks with it.
As for the people...
> Misato
Try not to stare too much and get teased for it. Maybe start offering Shinto prayers of thanks for her habit of minimal clothing at home. Feel vaguely guilty about fantasizing about her.
> Rei
Resist the temptation to cop a feel, despite knowing she won't protest. Might end up being reading buddies in autism. Probably get mercilessly teased by older women about my "girlfriend". Probably hang out a lot and make Misato jealous about how much domestic attention (cooking, cleaning, etc) I'm giving Rei.
> Asuka
Who even knows. A lot depends on how well I've been doing against the angels. I would like to see if I could divert her various moods by mentioning Kaji. Might end up with her thinking I'm gay for him, her reaction to that might be amusing. Might be able to talk to her a bit more as peers, having had a decent amount of college education. Definitely get her help figuring out AT Field uses.
> Touji and Kensuke
Try not to step on sister. Other than that, no plans.
> Hikari
Use only sane person as a sounding board for ideas. Genuinely try to befriend, maybe get help with cooking.
> Gendo
Try to get a pair of those glasses and gloves, do impressions of him for Misato.
> Fuyutsuki
He seems cool, might be a good source of advice if he isn't busy.
> Kaji
Commiserate about having to deal with Asuka. Help set him up with Misato, if possible.
> Ritsuko
Hum "short skirt long jacket" from time to time. Vaguely wish for the /ss/ that will never come.
> Kaworu
Try to be his friend, but firmly insist on no gay stuff. Introduce him to better music. Probably risk humanity because he thinks I have shit taste.

>>152857723
I dunno, I'm a complete pussy, but I feel like I could manage it to be able to pilot a giant fucking robot, that would be sweet as hell
>>152857731
That'd feel really weird, might be interesting

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I'd have SEX with ASUKA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcRkvXvs5Rc&t=15

>>152855719
You mustn't.

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>>152855585
Move to London with Kaworu and start a kickass Piano / Cello musical pair

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>>152857625
Hell yeah, then I'd make sure to fuck the shit out of her on a live feed going to every monitor in the base. Then drink in thier sweet, sweet tears. Then I would down a 6 pack, get in the fucking robot and after flipping my dad off then proceed to fuck that angel up. When the angel is down I would then get my EVA to fuck it too with other evas joining in. Coming back triumphant I make my way tearing through the ficking base in my eva and find my dad and take him through central dogma to where all Rei clones are at and while the eva keeps him held I then bust them all out a fuck shit out of everylast one of them right in front him. I'll then get back in my eva and since I know he has the adam embryo I then just stuff his stupid ass into the crucified Lilith and start 3rd impact all over again. Only this time when I come back I wish myself to be Lupin the III so I can fuck Fujiko's big ol titties.

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I'd rip lilith to shreds to at least delay 3rd impact

then pound kaworu's ass till it looks like the 3rd impact

>>152874659
WEW

>>152877711
>Move to London
What's with people and London? Ghastly place.

>>152857625
There was a comic by the Azumanga Daioh artist.

Rei won in a landslide.

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>>152877794
Best place to start a music career.

>>152877711
you can't. He's an angel.

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>>152855585
Do exactly what Shinji did through the entire series.

Get to episode 23.

Don't pull away when Misato tries to fuck.

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>>152874153
https://exhentai.org/g/209367/988c294798/

>>152877892
So?

>>152878026
It's just not in the cards. Kill him or be killed. No music.

/tg/ here. If any of you got a rpg bone in your body we got the game for you. Adeptus Evangelion, or AdEva for short. 2 current versions, 2.5 and Borderline edition.Check 1d4 chan for them.

Remember

YOU MAKE THE CHILD
YOU HAVE THE MENTAL ISSUES
YOU DRIVE THE ROBOT
YOU FIGHT THE ANGELS
YOU GO CRAZY
YOU TURN INTO TANG
MAYBE SAVE THE WORLD
IF YOU DON'T FUCK IT ALL UP
WHICH YOU PROBABLY WILL

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>>152878056
Not according to Anno. Get rekt.

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>>152878097
/tg/ makes /a/utists look normal.

Jesus christ.

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>>152878104
>according to anno

Everything anno ever did ended with kaworu dying. He even gets fucked over in the shinji ikari raising project.

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>>152860767
gangsta shit

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>>152866424
this desu

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>>152857723
I'd drown in Asuka's...... Watch the anime again,The ginger bitch was THIRSTY AF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FckkZihQUaU

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>>152862662
Famlan my mother told me more than a decade ago that nothing I could do could disappoint her more than I already have. Every morning I put my gun in my mouth and spend 5 minutes convincing myself that It wouldn't be right to hurt my loved ones, family or friends any more than I already have and get out of bed instead of pulling the trigger. I'd get in the fucking robot, if not just for the hope at a chance for redemption and purpose, for the hope of a meaningful death.

>Not every Shinji/Rei doujin labeled with Incest
It will be slightly misleading but it would make me smile.

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>>152878158
What do you mean? He gets two good endings in Shinji Ikari Raising Project.
One of them even leads into the side Kaworu Nagisa Raising Project.

Of course it's thematically important he dies in NGE, but not necessary in other more lighthearted spin offs Anno himself has had a hand in.

>hey Rei you're a secret goddess what's say you and I smash through central dogma and go end the world

>>152877999
> Misato getting stoked about being called oneechan, Asuka kinda liking being the older sister too
> Gendo using the amnesia to pretend to be a real father or whatever
> Ritsuko wanting to be his mother
I would like more of this part, although
> Rei claiming to be his wife, Shinji figuring out the lie, but still fulfilling her request to cum inside
Is pretty great too.

>>152855585
run off somewhere, piloting the mech would be too much work.

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By now we've heard plenty of eva waifu opinions; but which eva would make the BEST imouto (Or neesan for some if you're young I guess, assuming you watched eva at the target age of 14 or 15 (with eva coming out in 95) you would be older than misato and ritsuko, and obviously rei/asuka/mari in any of their appearances, although plenty of anime fans are under the presumed age of watching eva at 'target' age). Would you prefer a socially awkward kuudere loli (Rei)? A bratty tsun loli who requires constant attention (Asuka)? An older confident and competent imouto who need occasional relationship advice and a drinking buddy(Misato)? A sophisticated and levelheaded christmas cake imouto who occasionally requires emotional support(Ritsuko)?

As a rough reference based on canonical ages and eva series/film dates.

Rei: no explicit birthdate stated, 14 in 2015; 16 in 2017
Asuka: canon birthday 12/4/2001, 16 in 2017 ytd
Mari: canon birthday sometime in '98, 19-20 in 2017 ytd
Misato: canon birthday 12‎/08/1986, 30 in 2017 ytd
Ritsuko canon birthday 11/21/1985, 31 in 2017 ytd

>>152876055
For someone who wants to try and help alot of characters with their problems you sure as fuck don't understand them the slightest

>>152860909
>does having a dick bigger that of a JAPANESE 14 year old boy make you happier
You had one job, anon

>>152857731
>Just imagine how fucked up is to have your lungs filled with liquid
As a person who's drowned twice in their life, I can say with certainty it's the absolute fucking worst. Other than burning alive, drowning is my most feared way to die

>>152874659
>drinking contest with Misato
Hanging yourself is faster and less painful

>>152875300
I didn't expect to see this picture here.

>>152878432
Nice blog faggot
Kill yourself

>>152855585
Disregard bitches and whores, acquire Kaworu as love interest.

>>152879400
I doubt that Misato has ever had vodka.

>>152877999
This was so sweet it gave me diabetes

I would not get in the robot because I'm pretty sure it would know it wasn't my mom.

>>152881362

It's only your mind and memories. You are in Shinji's weak little boy body.

>>152881457
Then I would desperately search for a big strong cock to fuck my slutty Shinji boipussy

I wonder what Gendo would do if you called him out on his bullshit when you meet him in Episode One.

>"Shut up dad, I'm in the middle of a staring contest with Mom."

>>152875551
Have the link?

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>>152855585
>Use time to research the different locations of Seele members using Misato and Kaijis connections, maybe get in on Daddy Genjos plan early as a false flag
>When Asuka gets there fuck her so she doesn't lose her mind and because why not. Let Misato straight shota you if it will help things out.
>Formulate a plan with Genjo to assassinate Seele instead of trying to double cross, and then triple cross Genjou when Karwou gets there preventing instrumentality .

>>152883432
Or you could just kill yourself for being a retard and waste of resources.

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>>152883472
>t. reifag

>>152883505
Oh look. A tranny lover.

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>>152883518
This.

>>152883244
Sorry, it was years ago.

>>152855585
Stop being a little girl and get in the robot.

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>>152878626
Shit's gold. Everybody throws a comedy sketch trying to advance their social links and Shinji still has the most Shinji-like reaction possible.

Tell Asuka she's cute!
Tell Rei she is cute!
Tell Misato she's kinda cute!

>>152878097
I've tried using their chat, it's like r9k but worse (in the same way), with its 100% male INTJ single population.
Also whenever they talk about Evangelion I can't tell if they are roleplaying or have chuunibyou. There's no clear borderline between one and the other.