CHOOSE

>>152854721
Left.
Girls on the right are usually boring.
Onodera is my wife

>>152854721
Left any time of day.

Right. Give me the cringelord.

>>152854721
Right. Left is just a slut.

>>152854721
Both because I can.

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What about now?

>>152854884
If she has the courage to ask me out, I'll humor her.

>>152854721
None, both are inferior to my waifu.

>>152854721
Left

>>152854884
She'd be too spaghetti to voice her complaints over the squalor I live in so she's the perfect wife

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>long black hair

No need to read any futher.

>>152854884
Get a top set of autismo translators from /a/ to help me decipher what this cunt is saying.

neither, I don't like fake bitches

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>>152854884
>that edit
>yeah, that one

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>>152855067
Fuck now I remember.

>>152854884
Y-you too.

>>152855067
>>152855088
post it

>>152854884
>Cool story senpai
awkward silence ensues

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>>152855088
>>152855132
Until someone posts a better one, three minutes in Photoshop.

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>>152854770
>cringelord

>>152854721
Both are trash.

>>152854721
Clock > Biribiri

>>152854721
Incompetent girls aren't attractive. Doormats aren't attractive. People who can do stuff and carry a conversation about interesting shit for hours are. I don't know about left, but right is obviously boring. Also long black straight hair is the best.

>>152854721
I want to be the left.

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someone post the one about cooking a meal

>>152854721
I would rather be crusading

>>152855463
Get left, buy her implants.

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>>152855463

>>152855463
>perfectly sized

These choices are shit. Insecure girl or insecure slut.

>>152855183
Why is real life such a piece of shit?

>>152855563
What the...who the fuck would pick left?

>>152855531
>ruining perflation
Neck thyself.

>>152855235
slut

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>>152855774
She's awkward as hell off-stage, it's canon.

>>152855753
Right

>>152855661
People with taste

>>152854721
Make left my personal cockslut.
Handholding with right.

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THE ULTIMATE QUESTION

>>152855563
>hug has value equal to that of a meal
I like cooking and I'm happy to cook for other people, but for one to think I would owe her a meal in exchange for a hug ffs

>>152855463
This one feels like cheating.

>>152855563
betas who want to be whipped

jk it would be cute have a cute girl to cook for

>>152855811
Cinderella Girls was a mistake

>>152855907
>casually implying we'll still be together this year
or possibly, simply an excuse

>>152855563
Right, but we will cook together.

>>152855973
This.

>>152855907
If she doesn't bother with the yukata, why should I bother with the date?

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>>152855957

>>152855907
Not the correct choice.
I apreciate effor put in for me, but it's not the end of the world.

>>152856014
Kaede was a mistake

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>>152854884
>tfw no shy gf

>>152855907
Left any day, any time.

>>152855907
Is the girl on the right being honest that she wanted to wear it?

>>152855661
Right would. So if you chose right? Yeah, you are left.

>>152855907
>Socks on sandals
Right.

>>152856186
they're flats dummy, have you no experience in women's fashion!?

>>152856229
Those aren't flats, anon.

>>152855753
Right.

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>>152856281
you were saying?

>>152856363
Those are still sandals.
I have no idea what's the situation around you but around here 'flats' are small closed shoes.

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>>152856363
Those are sandals moron, these are flats. Furthermore, you totally can wear socks with sandals, you can't wear socks with flip-flops.

>>152854721
Right, and then proceed to convince her to grow her hair and paint it black.

>>152855563

realizing that I am the one on the right, and my fiancé is the one on the left.

Eh, it's fine, I love spoiling her, and she's incredibly grateful every time I do.

Also it's 100% the case that she's going to be the breadwinner for the family-

oh shit, I'm the 50's housewife

>>152855563
>>152854721
I can't help but feel that the person who drew these did so because he got extremely bitter that someone called his waifu shit

>>152856692
Cuck.

>>152854721
Right all day any day. Purity is best.

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>Innocent looking girl who is actually a slut.
Left instantly.

>>152856779

wouldn't the proper insult be "fag"? Or "Nu-male"?

Spoiling your significant other and her earning more money isn't being cuckolded.

Why not just say "Emasculated beta male" That insult would make a lot more sense.

>>152856858
Isn't being a cuck pretty much the height of emasculation?

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>>152856845

My answer would be: none because high-school kids are terrible anyway and I love mai waifu.


>>152855417
Acceptable answer.

>>152855411
Also acceptable.

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>>152854721
Left

>>152855563
Right

>>152855907
left

>>152856900
sure, but it's a different type of emasculation.

Insults sting the most when they have the ring of truth to them. You can be emasculated in many ways, but not all of them involve being cheated on.

Also, by saying "I'm the 50's housewife" I think "fag" would be the shortest and most accurate insult.

>>152856858
Well the thing is, you're a cuck by the very definition of the word. It's just a matter of time.

>>152856779
I dunno man, being to sit on your ass or cook all day sounds like a pretty sweet deal

>>152856976

oh, but then you're not using an insult based on what I said, just that I have a partner.

Doesn't that weaken the insult? The majority of adults have a significant other, so that just means that to not be a cuck is to be abnormal?

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Choose.

>>152856991
Well, if it's worth being cucked to you, who am I to judge?

>>152856976
The actual definition of the word is one who has been hoodwinked into raising another man's child, or, loosely, one with an unfaithful wife.

>>152857020
The most likely to be yandere for me

>>152854721
Left because I hate dyed hair

>>152857020
I still don't know if this is just random artwork or an actual game he's working on.

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>>152857023
>if it's worth being cucked
>implying
much like implying every husband would cheat on every houswife

>>152856692
Man thats emasculating as fuck. Id probably kill myself if my wife was the breadwinner

>>152856975
Being a househusband doesn't necessarily make you a fag, you're just a little metrosexual, maybe.

>>152857111
Statistically the chance is very high.

>>152854721
Tsuneki or Riko (Renai Lab) eh... I think I'll go with right.

>>152855753
Right

>>152855907
Left seems like a slightly healthier relationship but really, flip a coin.

>>152857020
It's the same girl

>>152855531
>implants

Just knock her up and her bust will grow naturally.

>>152854721
Left. Appearance-wise, at least.

>>152855463
Neither are great, but left for the hair.

>>152855563
Right, but she gets the hug in advance.

>>152855753
Going with the implication that I get along with right better, right.

>>152855907
Depends on how she reacted to the request. If she didn't give an explicit yes, then left. But if she broke her word, then right.

>>152855563
Fuck... I'm completely the one on the right. Does that mean that I'll need to chose left?

Right. Left seems like she'll cuck me after 4 days.

>>152854721
Right

Too cute to pick left.

>>152857158
Have fun working yourself to death for the sake of your machismo, I guess.

>>152855907
I love practicality so the left one even though I can respect the right one's effort
My answer would be the same for that cold weather one

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>>152857438

>>152855563
>let girl on the right make the meal, give her a hug
>give said meal to girl on the left, get a hug
Everyone wins. Also if they both take that as a cheat then,
>introduce them
>watch as the yuri shenanigans unfold
The only true answers to this one

>>152854721
>All these beta shitters picking right not wanting an outgoing and fun girl

Left all the way

>>152855563
See, it's kinda funny how females expect sexual favors to pay for shit. It's absolutely true IRL too.

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>>152855563
What happens if I hold her hand?

>>152857586
But then her belly would grow too. I don't like that.

>>152857940
More like

>All these low standards shitters wanting a slut instead of a relatively blank canvas to manipulate.

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>>152857191

>>152854721
right
>>152854884
bottom
>>152855563
right
>>152855753
right
>>152855907
right
>>152855463
left

>>152858189
Arrested

>>152856975
>fag telling people why they should call him a fag
Different

>>152854884

ITS HURTS EVEN MORE WHEN YOU PRETEND SHE IS POOR

>>152858711

Literally this.

>>152855563
>Left is Gab and Right is Vigne

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>>152854721
>>152854884
What if I was social autist as well? How would that conversation play out?

>>152855563
Right seems more manageable and flexible for different scenarios, like cooking together.

>>152855907
Left. What's so good about a date that you can't mutually enjoy? That's the whole point.

>>152857636

Either that or you're be fighting over who cooks and hugs

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Left because she reminds me of mai waifu

>>152854884

NO WAY FAG

>>152855463

left, you cannot unslut a slut

>>152855753

>physical fit
>athletic
>163cm

choose one

>>152860179
>Left. What's so good about a date that you can't mutually enjoy?
Then you can help her remove her yukata in an isolated place, Anon.

Why are those threads so sad

>>152854721
>everyone is fooled by the left
right every time.

>>152855563
i'm prone to the left because i have the attitude of the right

help me

>>152860179
>What if I was social autist as well?
>social autist
you can't only be autistic in social situations, you're either autistic or you aren't
>What's so good about a date that you can't mutually enjoy?
it's not like she wouldn't enjoy it
imagine going on a date with a girl when you're dressed too much for the heat, you'll not be the most comfortable but you could still enjoy it
also she wanted you to see her in that yukata anon, enduring the heat is a small price for her to pay

>>152854721
Left
>>152854884
Top
>>152855463
Left
>>152855563
Left
>>152855907
Left

>>152854884
Eh, nandatte?