Until someone posts a better one, three minutes in Photoshop.
Incompetent girls aren't attractive. Doormats aren't attractive. People who can do stuff and carry a conversation about interesting shit for hours are. I don't know about left, but right is obviously boring. Also long black straight hair is the best.
someone post the one about cooking a meal
She's awkward as hell off-stage, it's canon.
Those are sandals moron, these are flats. Furthermore, you totally can wear socks with sandals, you can't wear socks with flip-flops.
realizing that I am the one on the right, and my fiancé is the one on the left.
Eh, it's fine, I love spoiling her, and she's incredibly grateful every time I do.
Also it's 100% the case that she's going to be the breadwinner for the family-
oh shit, I'm the 50's housewife
>Innocent looking girl who is actually a slut.
wouldn't the proper insult be "fag"? Or "Nu-male"?
Spoiling your significant other and her earning more money isn't being cuckolded.
Why not just say "Emasculated beta male" That insult would make a lot more sense.
sure, but it's a different type of emasculation.
Insults sting the most when they have the ring of truth to them. You can be emasculated in many ways, but not all of them involve being cheated on.
Also, by saying "I'm the 50's housewife" I think "fag" would be the shortest and most accurate insult.
oh, but then you're not using an insult based on what I said, just that I have a partner.
Doesn't that weaken the insult? The majority of adults have a significant other, so that just means that to not be a cuck is to be abnormal?
>if it's worth being cucked
much like implying every husband would cheat on every houswife
Left. Appearance-wise, at least.
Neither are great, but left for the hair.
Right, but she gets the hug in advance.
Going with the implication that I get along with right better, right.
Depends on how she reacted to the request. If she didn't give an explicit yes, then left. But if she broke her word, then right.
>let girl on the right make the meal, give her a hug
>give said meal to girl on the left, get a hug
Everyone wins. Also if they both take that as a cheat then,
>watch as the yuri shenanigans unfold
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What if I was social autist as well? How would that conversation play out?
Right seems more manageable and flexible for different scenarios, like cooking together.
Left. What's so good about a date that you can't mutually enjoy? That's the whole point.
Left because she reminds me of mai waifu
>What if I was social autist as well?
you can't only be autistic in social situations, you're either autistic or you aren't
>What's so good about a date that you can't mutually enjoy?
it's not like she wouldn't enjoy it
imagine going on a date with a girl when you're dressed too much for the heat, you'll not be the most comfortable but you could still enjoy it
also she wanted you to see her in that yukata anon, enduring the heat is a small price for her to pay