How do you quell her anger?
>>152853167
Promise her S3
Pffft, what the fuck is she gonna do about it?
>>152853167
Rape
Tell her that Kyon is John Smith to get her of my back
By forcing my dick down her throat.
>>152853167
Write more than one new book in over 10 years.
Tell her that I'm John Sumisu and hug her.then whisper "pachinko" into her ear
>>152853167
Compliment her cute long hair.
>>152853298
>>152853167
Show her something genuine.
The dream really is over isn't it?
>>152853167
Kiss her. It worked for Kyon.
>>152853167
Same thing as Kyon did. Kiss her.
>>152854427 beat me to it.
>>152853167
Tell her to meet at my place on saturday night to work on homework. I'm cooking dinnerand breakfastfor her.
>>152854503
Haruhi's great at cooking though, you should let her handle that part
You can't
Haruhi is my favorite.
The pleasure if being cummed inside.
>>152853167
I don't know. I still can't watch the show because Fuck if I know what the viewing order is
>>152857183
Lurk more, newfag.
>>152857183
There's gonna be another one of those viewing order threads in two or three days, you'll get your chance to find out
Tell her she's a cute bunny.
I would pat her head and slide my hand until the cheeks. I would say nice words about her. I would buy her chocolate. I would take her to a nice dinner.
>>152857183
It's literally on the wikipedia page.
Get mad at her until she ties her hair into a ponytail
>>152860795
That shit is so overrated
I'll tell you a Knock Knock joke, Haruhi! But you have to start it.
>>152853167
Hug her.
>>152860894
Knock knock!
>>152861242
who is there??
>>152861405
Wait, I got tricked. That's not how knock-knock jokes work at all!
>>152853167
Ignore her, put my head to the desk and sleep.
Trust me, I have experience.
>>152861455
>>152861557
thanks for the laugh, anon.
>>152853167
Fuck up the Reading Steiner!