Haruhi is mad at you

>>152853167
Promise her S3

Pffft, what the fuck is she gonna do about it?

>>152853167
Rape

Tell her that Kyon is John Smith to get her of my back

By forcing my dick down her throat.

>>152853167

Write more than one new book in over 10 years.

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Tell her that I'm John Sumisu and hug her. then whisper "pachinko" into her ear

>>152853167
Compliment her cute long hair.

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>>152853298

>>152853167
Show her something genuine.

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The dream really is over isn't it?

>>152853167
Kiss her. It worked for Kyon.

>>152853167
Same thing as Kyon did. Kiss her.

>>152854427 beat me to it.

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>>152853167
Tell her to meet at my place on saturday night to work on homework. I'm cooking dinnerand breakfast for her.

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>>152854503
Haruhi's great at cooking though, you should let her handle that part

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You can't

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Haruhi is my favorite.

The pleasure if being cummed inside.

>>152853167
I don't know. I still can't watch the show because Fuck if I know what the viewing order is

>>152857183
Lurk more, newfag.

>>152857183
There's gonna be another one of those viewing order threads in two or three days, you'll get your chance to find out

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Tell her she's a cute bunny.

I would pat her head and slide my hand until the cheeks. I would say nice words about her. I would buy her chocolate. I would take her to a nice dinner.

>>152857183
It's literally on the wikipedia page.

Get mad at her until she ties her hair into a ponytail

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>>152860795
That shit is so overrated

I'll tell you a Knock Knock joke, Haruhi! But you have to start it.

>>152853167
Hug her.

>>152860894
Knock knock!

>>152861242
who is there??

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>>152861405
Wait, I got tricked. That's not how knock-knock jokes work at all!

>>152853167
Ignore her, put my head to the desk and sleep.
Trust me, I have experience.

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>>152861557
thanks for the laugh, anon.

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>>152853167
Fuck up the Reading Steiner!