>cum >having an odor I'm so fucking sick of this

>>152846037
Have you ever smelled cum?

>>152846063
It doesn't have a smell

Cum smells like dirty bleach, dude. You have to be really out of touch with reality to think it doesn't stinks.

>>152846090
you make me sad

I know mine does

>>152846123
>smells like dirty bleach

You should really see a doctor

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>he doesn't have a man musk
Hahaha oh wow.

source?

>>152846037
Something is wrong with either your nose or your balls.

>>152846238
I mean cum-stained shit that hasn't been washed, not fresh cum.

OP, it absolutely does stink, you just jack off so much that the smell is embedded into your room and you're too used to it to notice.

Your mum definitely knows about your masturbation habits.

>>152846287
>I mean cum-stained shit that hasn't been washed, not fresh cum

We're talking strictly about fresh cum here obviously

>>152846287
I fap with sorbeline moisturiser, so I never noticed a smell.

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>>152846037
You probably walk around smelling like semen. Suck a dick every once in awhile.

>>152846314
>Jacking off in your room while living with parents
Bathroom only, that shit is gone as soon as it's out

>>152846037
See a doctor.

>>152846314
Makes me wonder just how much you'd have to jerk off because I jerk off a fucking lot and I can detect my smell just fine.

>>152846037

Anon, if you don't think cum has a smell it is because you spend a lot of time smelling it.

>>152846037
Source? What manga or hentai is that from?

>>152846037
Don't fap in a few weeks, then do it and smell chedder the hell out of it.

>>152846037
My cum has an odor. but it's actually a really pleasant one.

Maybe you should visit an ENT specialist. There were actually things I wasn't able to smell before I learned I had a deviated septum and got it fixed.

Where is the proof that semen has a smell?

>>152846424
Try to smell your mother when she's not wearing cologne.

>>152846037
Cum has an odor on it mate.

>>152846424
>cum in your hands
>smell your fingers
There you go

>>152846424
>jerk off into napkin
>smell napkin

>>152846466
>>152846457
>do this
>smell nothing

>>152846483
Clean your nose first.

>>152846424
Wait... Are you a female virgin and that's why you don't know?
Or maybe you've only had sex with a condom so you cant smell his cum over the horrendous latex?

>>152846466
How do you do it into a napkin? Wouldn't it likely just go everywhere and only part of it get caught in the napkin

>>152846483
Some people have smelling disorders
See a doctor, they might be able to help

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>>152846509
>Are you a female virgin

Aren't we all though?

>>152846506
Nigga, I've been fapping my whole life. I have 2 brothers and I've had roommates, and never have I noticed any smell from fresh semen.

>>152846515
Have you seriously never jerked off into a tissue or some toilet paper before?

>>152846515
Use multiple napkins and shape them in a sort of cup form with your hand to catch with.

>>152846515
.... You don't shoot it into the air and try to catch it
You literally hold the napkin up to the opening.

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Mine pretty clearly has a smell and its not very pleasant tastes good though

>>152846037
Go drink some. If it tastes like nothing, then it doesn't smell.

The most accurate smell and taste I could think of is egg whites.

>>152846545
Then see a doctor about your nose.

>>152846531
My sense of smell is quite good.

>>152846515
are you retarded? Put the napkin over the head.

>>152846531
>"Doctor there's something wrong in my nose I can't smell my own cum"

>>152846037
t. Virgin
I bet you never saw a penis.

>>152846575
Evidently it isn't.

if your semen has a scent, you eat too much junk food

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>>152846581

>>152846537
sauce

>>152846577
That sounds inconvenient as hell compared to a toilet

>>152846551
>>152846546
Okay, why not just use like a plastic disposable cup or something? Wouldn't that make it easier

>>152846593
Maybe there is something wrong with your semen?

>>152846575
Trust me. I used to not smell things, but I had no idea I wasn't smelling things.

Then I got my nose fixed and realized there were things I should've been smelling but wasn't.

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>>152846581
Made me chuckle.
Have a (you)

>>152846616
It feels better with a napkin desu

With a toilet you have to control the aim but with a napkin you can stroke as hard and fast as you want

>>152846616
Napkin balls up and fits neatly and anonymously in the trash, a cup of cum doesn't. It also soaks the cum up so it doesn't spill as easily.

Also I don't waste fucking cups like that.

>>152846581
I laughed more than I should

/a/ - Anime and Semen

>>152846546
I've only ever masturbated with socks

>>152846575
Dude, if you can't smell semen then you can't smell ammonia, and you can fuck yourself up that way
See a doctor.

>>152846616
It's not rocket science. Jerk your dick and then put a napkin on the tip when you're about to come. Then flush it down the toilet.

>>152846595
I'm on a pretty strict diet for my current cut. Haven't had what you would consider "junk food" in probably 3-4 months.

I think the smell has more to do with your current test levels. When I'm on a fucking blast it has a really strong odor.

in the last couple of months my dick has begun to express itself with a really seductive scent

I'm not really sure why but I'm not complaining

>>152846659
No one actually does this.

>>152846664
I don't think this logic is right

has anyone here ever swallowed semen?

When girls say they like the taste of semen and get turned on by the smell, is that just a h-manga/doujin thing?

>>152846659
Gross.

Mine smells pretty good.
Better than female body fluids for sure.

>>152846702
you

>>152846037
>he doesn't know that semen has a really strong odour, particularly for women
laughingwhores.jpg

>>152846693
it is right. I have a PhD in semen and amonia.

>>152846692
My waifu jerks me off with her sock.

>>152846424
here's your proof *unzips*

>>152846693
Semen has ammonia in it

Any qt traps on /a/ right now?

I've been cumming into my carpet ever since I moved in 3 months ago. Never have to deal with stains because it blends in and it dries up quite fast.

No smells coming from the carpet either and visitors don't notice.

>>152846721
Looks like I'm not the only one.

>>152846749
Nigga you gonna get mold and mushrooms.

>>152846659
enjoy your athlete's foot

>>152846702
has anyone not

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>>152846692
A-are you joking

>>152846692
You don't know any mothers of teenage boys.
It's always a terrible day when they find their first smelly, crusty sock

>>152846702
I did, my own
AMA

>>152846664
I can smell ammonia, I've taken Chemistry classes.

>>152846749
Ewww.

>cumming into a sock

no one actually does this shit... right?

>>152846762
No, swallowing cum is for girls and gays.

>can't smell at all
>afraid to jerk off now
thanks /a/ I never been ashamed about my defected nose until now

>>152846037
My cum reeks like hell.

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>>152846774
Mom get off /a/.

>>152846760
I saw that cumrag pic before growing mushrooms but that rag wasn't exposed to light. I open my window every now and then

>>152846709
No, some girls do, but it's most likely purely psychological
Though you can sweeten your semen by drinking lots of water and juice.

I've had nocturnal emission for two nights in a row.

>>152846709
Yes. It smells and tastes awful. If you find a girl who swallows it's because she's being a trooper not cause she actually likes it.

>>152846551
>>152846616
>>152846644
>>152846648
Am I the only one who just uses a damn sock?

No preparation required. Just grab it, slide it onto your dick, and you're good to go. No aiming required. Won't tear like paper.

Then just toss it in the dirty clothes.

>>152846794
...and?

>>152846709
It tastes pretty bad but during sex when you are horny you can like all sorts of crap you would normally find disgusting. So with some mental stimulation some girls will genuinely like it.

>>152846515
I lie on my back and put the napkin over my chest.

>>152846836
>>152846659
Nm, I missed your post.

>>152846749
Yes they do it is just too awkward to say anything. YOU dont notice the smell because you are used to it but it is there

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>>152846709
It's like liking the smell and taste of a pee.
Generally is considered gross
but there are always perverts who love it.

do you people seriously forget another variable here. DIET does affect its smell, taste and even viscosity.

also i demand source over OP pic.

>>152846786
Then if you're semen doesn't have ammonia in it, you have a different problem. You might be sterile or worse.
See a doctor.

who /prostate orgasm/ here

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>This thread

>>152846614
Ichinensei Ni Nacchattara

>>152846836
I much prefer a tissue. Just as convenient, more sanitary and easily disposable.

>>152846792
Literally why would you use anything else

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>>152846817
NIGGER STOP JERKING OFF OVER YOUR CARPET

>cum into a sock
>everyone can smell the cum
>walking cum
why would you do that

>>152846889
You don't fucking wear it afterwards you idiot.

Wash it or throw it out.

>>152846709
It's not about tasting it, it's about the act of swallowing.

>>152846870
Stop making things up.

>>152846836
My friend supplies me with the condoms that his dad gives him (kept telling him to not make the same mistake he did or something like that) and ever since I broke up with my ex I was left with 4 boxes of Trojans. I would just masturbate while wearing a condom and finish in it. Same concept as your sock shit and it's even dispensable

>>152846874
I want to try but I always pussy out.

I don't think my cum has a smell. I haven't fapped in two months.

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>>152846581
Jesus

>>152846889
You never wear the sock, there's always a designated cum sock in the drawer

>>152846867
Black Lagoon doujin, do your own legwork.

>>152846331
Might as well get it off while it's easier

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>>152846852
>>152846883
>>152846887
Just masterbate right before you shower. You can cum all over yourself and use all sorts of lube then wash it off right after.

>>152846907
My friend still thinks me and her are together so every now and then I get a box

>>152846709
The smell turns me on
It tastes kind of good but when you swallow it's bitter as fuck

>>152846898
>throw it out.
Why not light your wallet on fire while you're at it?

Mine smells like blood. Looks like it too sometimes. I hope I'm ok

>>152846702
That's my go-to disposal method.

>>152846883
I use clean socks.

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>>152846919
JESUS CHRIST YOUR DRAWER WILL SMELL LIKE CUM. ARE YOU FUCKERS OUT OF YOUR MINDS

>>152846904
You've got an entire damn thread telling you it smells

Maybe, just MAYBE its like anon says, and you just never noticed cause you're used to it. I.e. noseblind.
But you seem convinced that's not the case, so the only other option is medical

>>152846962
thank you

>>152846962
nightmare fuel

>>152846833
Maybe they just like turning you on

>>152846958
Wash it then, poorfag.

>>152846962
Never post this again you reprobate.

>>152846874
I was never able to do it
I'm unsure I even know where my prostate is, whenever I try it feels like I'm poking my bladder

>>152846546
>not just jerking it onto you stomach

>>152846962
That's one puffy vulva

>>152846960
You might need to see a mechanic.

Does anyone here jerk it in the shower? I try sometimes but for whatever reason I can't focus enough to maintain an erection when I'm in there.

Precum has a smell, and a very nice one too. Cum has no smell whatsoever.

>>152846945
>needing lube
Must suck having a mutilated dick.

>>152846920
much appreciated, iqdb & google give no source on crop pic.

>>152846962
>>>/b/

>>152846978
>>152846919
Bro I can't wait for you to bring clothes from your drawer to a black light party

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