A magical being has given you a choice

>>152806710
2 of course

>>152806710
2.

>>152806710
2 because it's the only good option and I'm lonely and broken and useless

The choice is obvious but what's with option 3? Poptarts are fucking disgusting.

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>>152806865
>>152806821
>>152806778
get out normie scum

The fuck does this magical being want with me?

Stupid ass thread. The only choice is 3.

>>152806710
2

2. i will make her into a master animator and then she can make my anime for me. unfortunately this plan will take at least 50 years and be a total disaster cause a studio with 1 animator only doesnt sound like a good idea.

>>152806904
This

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3, nigga, 3. You can't even get motherfucking poptarts in this country and I miss those fuckers dearly.

The answer is obviously 1

I will make an amazing anime out of the worst genre imaginable.

I'm thinking battle harem isekai?

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>>152806710
4. Have a girlfriend exactly like Mitsuha, plus Yotsuha as an add-on

>>152806983
You forgot to add mecha.

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This is very important to my decision-making, what flavor are the poptarts?

Choose #1 and have Madhouse make Jojo part 7

>>152806983
already made bud

>>152806710
1) KyoAni doing hentai

>>152807011
>>152806970
>>152806904

at least you won't get hungry

why the fuck are the poptarts in a fridge

2
as long as she can imbue me with a personality worth loving. Otherwise i'd just feel guilty for wasting the life of a girl that beautiful.
3 is manchild tier and 1 is worthless since manga is far better.

>>152807139
poptarts are worshipped in america.
they put them in the fridge

>>152806710
Do the poptarts max out at one box, or does a new box spawn every hour regardless of whether or not you've eaten the rest?

>>152806710
Is the girl 10/10 in personality too? What if my 10/10 includes them being an intellectual equal?

>>152806710
1 - of course
2 - (10/10 faithful girl) is literarlly, metaphorically, teoretically whatevertically impossible
3 - Poptarts is not a healthy diet.

>>152806904
truth

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>>152806710
>She is identical to any other human being other than loving you unquestionably.
I don't need this. I'd rather be alone than have a human being [mind broken] into loving me. If there's no person out there that will love me out of their own free will, then so fucking be it.

I pick 1. KyoAni will make the series according to the script I've been writing for a while now. There will be cyberpunk and it'll be fucking awesome. I cannot personally profit from it, but the Anon Cyberpunk Project, a 50-50 joint venture between me and Kyoto Animation will.

I will proceed to enjoy a life of luxury, will never produce anything to match the creation I've made with Kyoto, and will take my own life at the age of 40.

It's the perfect plan.

>>152807325
Also, everyone choosing 2 or 3 should fuck off this board. Who could possibly pass on the chance of making worst girl loose for once and in the most glorious manner imaginable?

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>>152806986
>our nam

>>152806710
I kinda want to take 1 and let SHAFT make the best Anime ever or KyoAni the worst idk

>>152806778
>>152806821
>>152806865
this has to be bait

>>152806710
Why is Mitsuha so best

A six-episode series that explores the best and worst outcomes of each of the initial choices.
One episode in turn begets its own six-episode series that explores the best and worst outcomes, and so on and so forth. By the power of calculus, I have allowed infinite anime to exist.

>>152807222
>intellectual equal
*tips fedora

>>152807522
pretty sure he meant she has to be dumb

>>152807522
>intellectual equal

He's not that wrong about wanting something like that, despite the fact that he made it sound like he's a fucking faggo. Imagine a 10/10 girl that loves you but you have nothing in common

>>152807505
That is impossible since, leaving one and two aside, there can be no bad outcome for picking choice 3.

2 of course

>>152806899

>falling for waifu joke

number 2. i can't see a downside to this.
plus, i can share my poptarts and watch anime with her whenever i want.

>>152806710
Everyone will choose scenario 2. I think you have a better chance of doing scenario 1, and scenario 3 seems less of a miracle than scenario 2.

>>152807559
Are you the rare individual that has tasted all known poptart flavors and disliked none of them?

>>152806710
1. I get Shaft to make an isekai anime where the story centers around falling through plot holes into different worlds, it is gonna be gud

>>152807620
>i can't see a downside to this.

It's essentially a yandere that will follow you around wherever you go. Sure it will probably seem pretty good for the first few months and then become a living nightmare once you start getting tired of her. Not that I'd expect the virgins on /a/ to be able to plan that far ahead, but still.

>>152807497
What's wrong with 2? My one fantasy series is LWA and it got made. So it's between infinite pop tarts and regular sex, and infinite pop tarts is stupid.

>>152807711
>sex and lwa
you have small aspirations, you must be a happy guy.

>>152807711
You will never a wizard

>>152806710
2.
I don't care if she has no income or skills, loyalty is priceless.

>>152806710

Mitsuha a cute

>>152807757
>you have small aspirations

This is true. I mean, Baccano getting another season or Black Lagoon or something would be nice, but I think I'd enjoy the committed relationship more.

>you must be a happy guy.

Not exactly, but I think I'm getting there.

>>152806710
let SHAFT make Keita and its the best Anime ever made

>>152807682
>10/10
>yandere
>get tired of a 10/10
i'm pretty sure you don't understand what a 10/10 is like, since you've probably never even come close to experiencing what a real 10/10 is like
think of them like your best friend who you can also get sexual favors out of and you can also rely toward for advice and favors. all of that wrapped up in a tight bond of trust and a willing nature to further your affinity with one another while bettering yourself to do so.

if you pick 2 then please leave this websight

lmao at liking 2d

>>152806710
>poptarts
Change that to real food and I'm sold.

>>152806710
1.
3dpd can fuck off
poptarts? fuck that too

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>she is identical to any other human being

And there's the escape clause.

>>152806710
3; with the world's only perpetual motion/free energy machine, I could buy 1 and 2.

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>>152808143

Yeah that doesn't exist, unless you're a naive suckered for honeymoon periods.

>10 years old
too old

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>>152808680
Even if they did exist, you wouldn't be able to find them because of the simple fact that you aren't one yourself. It takes one to know one, ya know?

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>>152806710
1. I don't mind not getting any profit, I just want to see my first MMORPG animated with me deciding the plot and characters.

I'm confident enough with my ability as a writer, I just not sure how to have a good exposure and publication.

>>152808143

We dont know if OP just means the looks or if it as complete 10/10

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I'm a broken 23 year-old who can barely stand going out in public and who will probably jump off a bridge, if I'm robbed of the few dreams I have left.

The poptart fridge seems pretty cool.

>>152808899
well a 10/10 would depend on the wisher's ideal 10/10, i guess. we don't want OP's shit taste, now do we?

1. And I'd have Kyoani make this

https://hitomi.la/galleries/1015632.html

>>152808901
>23 yo
>broken
dumb kuzumaposter

>>152809000
why does hillary looks so young?

>>152808628
Still enough to keep it in 3rd Japan Boxoffice even with reduced cinema.
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>>152808965
I agree with you on that but personally, the x/10 chart were always just the looks for me

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>>152806710
>poptarts
>in fridge

>>152806710
3.
Sell the fridge.

>>152806710
>2
>make her learn philosophy and psychology
>have her question why she loves me unconditionally
>she realizes that she has no reason to love me
>???? happens as the magic forces the feeling to continue anyways
I just wanna know what ????? is

>>152806885
a small fridge that can give free a box of poptarts and hour. Seriously????? Do you think people would even choose this over the girl slave?

>>152807493
This

>>152807682
faithful =/= yandere

The choice does not say that she follows you everywhere. It's like having a normal girl friend /wife, it's only that she can't earn money--basically a housewife.

>>152806710

You ignorant cretins who pick 2, how shallow your existence is. What is fleeting personal pleasure over an opportunity to facilitate the creation of an eternal piece of art?

I'll ask the magical being for Despera and for it to be truly perfect.

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>>152806710
2

>>152806710
Why the hell I am on the fence between 2 and 3? It should be obvious which is better but I can't make the choice.

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>>152806710
>>152806986
I'll go with this option

>>152806710
Can I become the 10/10 girl instead? I promise I'd love my designated anon unquestionably.

>>152807431
The American adaptation is making a few changes

>>152806710
2 is technically the best option as you could make her a model, and then have financial security until the end of days or sell her organs off for dosh but both of those are cumbersome and annoying to do, so I'd choose 1. 3 is the gag option, as in it makes me gag with disgust. If it was a stocked fridge of normal food and alcohol I'd choose that, 100%.

I've had the same box of poptarts in my pantry for like 7 years now. Never bothered opening them because they seem kind of gross.

If anyone in the thread wants them I'll mail them to you.

1 is the only real option
10/10 girl would be boring and poptarts are a low tier snack.
I'd prefer having the greatest anime of all time being since I'll probably get a few years worth of entertainment out of it. I'll also get a shit load of self satisfaction, which is nice.

>>152806710
I suppose 2. Reliable allies are hard to come by. She would probably immediately be kicked out and told to wait because my heart isn't ready yet or something to that extent. If I ever had need of her I could contact her again.

And hey, bringing new life into the world is never a bad thing.

2.
>raise idoru
>sell her body
>buy poptarts
>buy anime studio

>>152806710
Question.
If I pick 2 but opt out of the loving me part, can I get a second girl to love the first girl unquestionably and vice versa?

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>>152807389
>love me out of their own free will
What is free will? Can anything be said to truly have it?

I agree with you tho

1. Who needs anything else when you can have Saya no Uta animated in all its sexy and fucked up glory

>>152806710
>A young 10/10 girl (real though, no 2D) that will love you and stay faithful to you for the rest of her life. She has no skills or income/money of her own, but can acquire them through learning. She is identical to any other human being other than loving you unquestionably.
Where is the catch.

>>152806710
Definetly 1.

I'd make something like an Earthbound OVA series, or remake soul eater. Idk.

1. Watamote Season 2.

2 just feels wrong since it's not anything that I've done that has made her fall in love. Like most shitty anime plots brainwashing is not okay.

>>152806710
>>152806778
>>152806821
>>152806865
>>152806885
>>152806904
>>152806925
>>152806946
>>152806964
>>152806970
>>152807186
>>152807585
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>>152808625
>>152809457
>>152809587
>>152810996
>>152811465
Dumb fucks in this thread,
pick 1, make anime about a tcg named IDK, it's so good it gives my omnipotent powers.
GG

Slaughter this magical being and take his power as my own

>>152812059
shes probably a yandere

I would probably pick 2 though.

>>152812483
Making fun of people for being virgins on /a/ is like going to a special needs class and laughing at the kids for not being able to do calculus.

>>152806710
1. wouldve chosen chosen this if i had a good concept
2. will feel unfullfilling without the hassle of getting someone to love you

I guess ill take the free food.

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>>152806710

2 seems obvious, but then...

>Flip Flappers season 2 with huge budget and marketing that would retroactively make season 1 also a hit. Tons of doujins come out, and there are Flip Flap exclusive conventions held like with Touhou. Lots of merch is produced as well, including figures of every character in the cast (normal + henshin mode).

>>152811686
Depends if you believe in fate or not.

>>152806710
2, but reluctantly.

3 would be better, if that was an actual food, not a diabetes inducing snack, and you could take it with you outside. Without selling.

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>>152806710
Chiptune is who?

This by KyoAni and please remove Manager and make Coney-san the ONLY manager.

>>152812830
I don't think you need to have a concept if you don't want to, just pick a genre(s) and a studio and they magically become impossibly good at their jobs until the anime is finished.

>>152812517
I hope she is not infertile.

Would a Yandere tolerate her Daughters?

>>152813156
wait can i chose genre's that haven't really been done before? like 70' / 80's actual SCIENCE fiction? If so this would be the obvious choice.

>>152806710
4. Fuck the magical being.

>>152813475
I don't see why not.

>>152813989
sign me up for a 3 cour series with "mot in the eye of god" as source material

>>152806710
2. I've been this since birth.

>>152806710
1 obviously. Then I could finally make my chuuni shit fantasy into an anime and force people to like it, too.

>all those normalfags who choose 2

2 is 3DPD you retards.

>>152809242
Probably because of the IMAX showings.

2. Not because companionship ( though that is a factor )
But you have essentially have a servant that loves you unconditionally.
Could literally NEET it up all day while she learns the skills necessary to get rich.

>>152814637
"I love you Anon, so I can't let you waste your life in front if the computer all day, I'm going to make you find a proper job!"

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Wait you're supposed to refridgerate pop-tarts?

I'd pick 3 regardless, and I don't even like pop-tarts that much, just the other two options are shit.

>>152807522
>>152807549
>>152807558
I'm an oxford academic, regardless of how fedora it may sound I would never be happy with someone who just smiles and nods vacantly whenever I talk about the things that interest me. If I got a 10/10 loving faithful girl who I couldn't share my pursuits in life with, it'd mean this poor girl is stuck permanently with someone who could never really reciprocate properly, it wouldn't be right at all.

2. I'll watch whatever you guys who picked 1 come up with. Poptarts are fucking shit.

GIVE ME MITSUHA

>>152806710
None.
1. I have too many anime in my backlog already.
2. I can't even take care of myself, much less another person with no income.
3. I don't want to get fat.

>>152806710
I ask the magical being to make me his apprentice.

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>>152806710
Well, assuming that 10/10 would be my own assessment, it would mean that somehow she's a literal perfection despite being 3DPD, and it's not really my problem what kind of satanic magic made it possible. On top of that I get guaranteed love and faithfulness, which pretty much seals the deal.

>>152806710
2.
Fuck le 3D is PD meme.

>>152812834
>i- it didn't sell good because there was no marketing
Your desperation is cute, anon.

>>152806710
>Already have option 2
>Can afford to buy as many poptarts as I want
I guess I'll go with 1 because wee need an indisputable masterpiece right about now.

>>152816758

Well, it doesn't matter how good it sells because I get no profits anyway, but more marketing = more exposure = more doujins and so on. Most otaku in Japan are unaware this show even existed.

>>152806710
KyoAni makes a TV anime in the Teens Love genre and it's the best anime ever.

Specifically the sort of Teens Love where a beautiful adult woman has a lot of sex with dominant men with good looks, good jobs and great technique.

It'll be such a huge success that the anime industry adjusts to follow the trend.

>>152806710

#1. #2 would involve needing to pay out the ass for her education so she could get a job, and #3 would just make me fat and give me diabetes if I took advantage of it. Also, who puts Pop Tarts in a fridge?

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Anyone picking anything other than #2 is either delusional or flat out trolling. Why wouldnt you want a fucking SLAVE that listens to EVERYTHING you say that you can send to work it's ass off and bring you money until it drops dead?

>>152806710
4. Become the 2D little girl

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>>152806710
>She is identical to any other human being other than loving you unquestionably.
Definition of "don't put your dick in crazy".

>>152818095
>Being this edgy

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>>152806710
2 if they can just start off platonic to me, and develop their own feelings if they even do. make them exactly like my husbando-
>identical to any other human being
damn

then 1 with porn. maybe guro just for kicks
>ghibli or kyoani making guro

>>152817722
Yeah, but that comment was more about you trying to delude yourself into thinking you don't like trash.

>Being forced to love.

If it were an actual slave I'd reconsider. But nah.

Better to be chosen than to strip a human being of their own choice.

>>152817173
Kami-sama here, I am going to send you back in time, with a flash drive with a story on it, you will spread this story as a prophet and get it made into an animated movie called 'Your Name', God works in mysterious ways.

>>152806710
berserk full 360 + episode adaptation w/h fillers made by madhouse

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>>152806710
>A young 10/10 girl
How young? Like 10 years old? Because otherwise I'm not interested. Otherwise I'd pick 1. A cyberpunk movie by whatever studio that can animate well.

>>152819992
But then you would get a lovely daughter instead.

>>152806710

I want to fuck that girl in your picture in the ass, who is she?

>>152821350
just ask for her name

>>152821350
were you not here all year?

4) Get an Oscar for Kimi no na wa.

>1st choice doesn't really matter since no matter how good or bad it is, it is just a fucking one time entertainment.
>2nd choice isn't any better since you have to feed her and it's a 3D
>3rd choice doesn't really matter to me since I rarely eat snack
What a shitty magical being.

1 is irrelevant
2 is irrelevant
3 is not that irrelevant by principle but poptarts are shit
Now what?

>>152812834
What if we make Flip Flappers, but with a different studio for each Pure Illusion setting? KyoAni on the IRL bits, Trigger on the Mad Max bits, I.G on the cyberpunk bits, etc.

>>152818095
Well, it'd be pretty hard to sleep at night knowing that you're taking advantage of said slave. Picking one also happens to be pretty altruistic, imagine all that karma o3o

>>152806710
1. It could be the best anime ever, which would be sweet, but I would gain nothing from it monetarily. It would be a great ride, but that's it. I prefer manga anyway.

2. An unwavering companion (who is assumably 10/10 in your own opinion, and therefor "perfect") that can be molded into having any skills you can get for her. With a bit of time she can easily pull her weight, and then some. Plus, if she is 10/10, she'll embrace, if not enjoy, your interests.

3. Poptarts are okay, but I tire of them quickly and are not at all a sustainable diet. Would knock off a few bucks in food, at most. Additional worth is dependent on what happens if you take the fridge outside your house; you can't "take out" the poptarts if they were never in there to begin with. And would trading for for things other than currency count as trading? Why can they not be sold, what happens?

In any case, 2 is the best option; if she's going to love me forever, maybe one day I can love 3D as well.

Additionally, as this wish is being granted by "a magical being," magic in some capacity must exist. So if my ideal "10/10 girl" is an archmage who would teach me...