It is your job to make Diana fall for you.
I quit.
>>152700156
But how?
>>152700156
SHININGU
>>152700156
No thanks, how do I make Akko fall for me?
>>152700156
Easy.
>>152700228
Don't ask me how to do your job.
>>152700156
It's probably beyond my capabilities.
>>152700156
I'd torture and rape her until stockholm syndrome kicks in?
*trips Diana*
What do I win?
>>152700317
best anime fight
>>152700156
how many aryans do i have to kill to tickle her anglo bloodlust
>>152701282
She's an Aryan in England. You have to protect her from all the Anglos. They are probably want her to racemix too.
>>152700156
Buy her a packet of fags and ask her if she fancies a shag behind the bins.
>>152701484
>Buy her a packet of fags
What?
>>152700156
I am not Akko
>>152700156
Wanna see my magic trick? I can make your virginity disappears!
>>152701507
It's British slang, anon.
>>152701522
Doubtful. You won't even be able to penetrate her with your tiny trouser snake.
>>152701507
Did I stutter m8?
>>152701528
Fags? Why would you buy her a pack of Frenchmen?
>>152700805
this!
>>152700156
Get her drunk on breezers.
>>152700156
That's easy. I'd just stick my leg out and trip her.
>>152700805
This sounds like the most plausible way to do it.
>>152700156
I'm not a girl neither a submissive groupie
So it's pretty much impossible
>>152700156
That's easy, I only have to show her my magic wand.
>>152700156
Be Akko.
>>152703816
>Be Akko
>In one hand you are a mentally impaired person, with several lack of discipline, no skills whatsoever and terrible taste in general
>In another, Diana wants you
Thought choice
Hit the books
if you end up a better magician than her she'll probably be interested
and if you are to magic what you are to anime, manga, and/or /a/ shitposting then you'll overtake her a few months
The only people Diana falls for are gentlemen.
>>152705254
She's daddys perfect girl. She wants to get treated like shit and needs it rough.
>>152701507
You're a fag.
>>152704000
>In one hand you are a mentally impaired person, with several lack of discipline, no skills whatsoever and terrible taste in general
So, no difference?
>>152706840
Joke's on you, I have a diploma!
How much time do I have?
>>152700156
I'll trip her
>>152708399
I'll trip your existence.
>>152701282
>Has English name
>Has English phenotype
>Is haughty
>Is smart and superior in all ways
>Is wealthy
>It implies she's English
The only reason you euromongs and ameritards think she's aryan is because she's blonde with blue eyes - but which Brit in anime doesn't have those features?
>>152700156
Easy, I'd shoot her off her broomstick with a shotgun.
>>152708666
*teleports behind you*
Too slow
>>152709956
She looks so vulnerable there that I can't help but want tomount her from the back.
talk to her like to a human being and not lick her ass at any given opportunity
honestly she's probably just tired of everyone at the academy dickriding her all the time, so not doing that would be a nice enough change of pace
Let's go out for a coffee, I'll compliment your hair and then we can throw rocks at black people in the park
>>152710523
>talk to her like to a human being
>and not lick her ass at any given opportunity
But why wouldn't you want to lick her ass?
>>152711464
Of course he wants to lick her ass, you just have to wait for the opportune moment
Should I submit this to the card thingy? Technically I missed the whole thing, although I had fun reading it afterwards.
>>152700156
Firstly I would try to get to know her. I would randomly bump into her in the school hallway and our eyes would meet for a split second. What do you know? We share some classes together! I would sit close to her in the lecture room, maybe the teacher makes a mistake, Diana corrects her and I'll make a small joke about it and she would laugh. After that I would sit next to her and introduce myself and talk school stuff like: "Oh yeah do you know what will be on the test?" and "Can I see your notes? I think I got a think wrong."
This would continue for a while, at first Hannah and Barbara would make fun of me, but as they start to notice that Diana doesn't mind me around they'd also have to tolerate me.
After that we would also spend the breaks together and eat lunch in the cafeteria. We would share our interest and crack jokes occasionally even flirt.
When I feel like it's the right time I would ask her for a date and she would say yes. She would be genuinly glad but also would try to keep her cool.
I'd probably invite her to a café then theathre and at last a fance dinner. I would then drop her of at her place and as we would say each other goodbye she would quickly return to gently kiss me on the cheek.
Our relation would slowly grow and I would discover her warmer more emotionate side just as she would discover mine. We would spend the weekends together and go on trips during summer holidays.
After graduation we would get married, and I after find a stable job, which would guarantee her the noble lifestyle she's used to, we would have a children. Probably three or four. She would be a wonderful mother and one day the kids will go to study at Luna Nova just as she did.
>>152712735
You monster.
>>152712735
Yeah that's it. I'm pulling the trigger. Hopefully there's Diana on the other side.
>fawning over a girl with next to no breasts
>>152712870
anon she has the most breasts in the entire academy, save maybe for the teachers but I haven't been checking them out
>>152712870
The times when I had sought the the comforts of flesh are long since gone. I only long for Diana.
>>152713351
get in line, faggot
>>152713374
Please don't fight, this fanclub is only for admiration and worship of Diana.
plant a trail of tea, crumpets and magic books leading to a box with a stick under it tied by a string
now we play the waiting game
>>152715608
the mental image of diana trapped under a small box is oddly adorable
Trigger will ruin her eventually by breaking her spirit, right?
>>152716291
If they do, it's time for the third nuke.
>>152712735
>Hannah and Barbara
Are they even her friends? Looks like she just accepted to let them hang out with her and doesn't care.
>>152700156
how much does it pay
>>152717508
It pays in Diana affection points.
>>152717621
You can't pay rent with that.
>>152717814
You will be after you score that fat dowry
>>152717814
Her parents are rich.
>>152717861
You think Diana would want someone like you with that mindset?
>>152717814
Man shall not live on bread alone
>>152717936
She's a spoiled brat from a rich family. She has no idea about what hard work means in an adult context or what separates a good man from a gold-digging scumbag
>>152718168
>She has no idea about what hard work means
I doubt she can be the best student the academy ever had just on talent and heritage alone.
>>152718168
Excuse me?
She's pure and intelligent young lady.
>>152718415
I bet she schlicks to One Direction.
>>152718445
I bet she created the Kill Harry Styles tumblr blog
>>152718445
Diana would never.
If there's anyone who would waste time by such vain idolatry it would be the hectic fangirl, Kagari Atsuko.
>>152700156
I am not worthy.
>>152718168
Diana's masturbation habit got so bad her family had to bind her hands to prevent her from touching herself at the dinner table. She had to eat with her face in her plate like a dog.
>Diana thread
>>152705858
It's a cigarette, mate
>>152700156
Look here at my shining rod. *unzip*
>>152718656
not sure if I feel comfortable with all these people talking about my wife.
THE ETERNAL ANGLO does not feel love
>>152718688
I'd like to touch your wife.
>>152718710
wtf, i hate diana now
Why is Diana such a best?
>>152718802
lovable cutie with a heart of gold
I wonder if Diana has ever referred to Amanda as a "paddy potato nigger" in private. I like to think she has.
Is Diana gonna uncuck modern Britain yet?
>>152718688
Anon, your waifu gets her ass passed around like a blanket at a homeless shelter
Her butt is like a a bowl at the soup kitchen: everyone's eaten from it.
>>152701484
I can sort of imagine this
"You're a roight cheeky fucker, ain't ya? Make it two pack of fags an' some Irn-Bru an' I'll wank you off behind the skip, yeah?"
>>152718853
Well aren't you a wordsmith.
>>152718832
Diana probably takes A Modest Proposal completely seriously.
>>152700156
So how much am I getting paid to trip her?
>>152718802
experience in sex
>>152719973
We weren't talking about Ursula
>>152704000
>In one hand you are a mentally impaired person, with several lack of discipline, no skills whatsoever and terrible taste in general
it´s called be Woman. This is why Akko have that personality; imagine LWA is about male wizards everything thinking "genderbender Akko" is intellectually disabled.