I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT GOBLINS
>>152615822
Leaks where? what was that korean page again?
LEAVE GOBLIN SLAYER TO ME
>>152615822
>Leaving blood and shit on armor indefinitely without ever cleaning it does not negatively affect it. Make sure to smear on more blood whenever you can, dried blood doesn't give off as much of the edgelord vibe as the fresh stuff.
>Throw away your high-quality well made weapons when they get covered in blood and fat instead of just wiping them off, then steal the rusty pig iron shit that goblins use as a replacement.
>Make sure to smear the shitty weapons that you stole with blood before you leave.
Jap authors are uniquely gifted in that they can have a character do stupid things for retarded reasons, and /a/ will still believe that they're wise and experienced.
>>152615822
>we'll never see GS rape small plump goblin women
>>152616542
The only thing he spends his money on is rent and killing goblins, I imagine so many goblin jobs later he has enough to toss a few weapons and replace armor here and there
>>152616542
>Gobs can smell clean metal
>there is not time to clean weapons in the middle of a gob mission, he recovers then later
>see point two
>>152616542
>smell effecting gear
>high-quality well made weapons
>implying
Fuck off speedreader.
>>>/v/
>>152616542
Trying a little too hard there.
>>152616761
>can smell clean metal
>he never cleaned shit before without using scents
Smells stick anon. You can get the gunk off but smell? That shit sticks.
>>152616442
>WAAAG
>>152616542
>he finks humiz ain't stupid gitz
>he finks da boyz ain't better
>Goblin Slayer deliberately uses shit equips so Gobs can't loot good gear if he dies
>alternate universe Zombie Slayer starves himself half to death so Zombie can't have a good meal
>alternate universe Vampire Slayer deliberately gets himself AIDS so Vampires can't get a good drink
>>152615822
thanks op i needed something to read
>>152618386
>any rape yet
>yet
>>152618462
Well the previous chapter had that priestess who was raped.
>>152618462
There is no Rape. The Khorne-fag author doesn't appreciate the pleasures of goblin cock.
So, any summary of that short story in vol 4 of how the trio; elf, lizard, and drawf had done before finding Goblin Slayer?
>>152618638
She's presented after she's been raped, you'll be disappointed.
>>152618304
logic/10
Is the new chapter out yet?
>>152618680
Nope. Just the cow girl and priestess shopping chapter, the demon tower(beginning part) and GS giving cowgirl money for her birthday.
>>152618874
Two days.
>>152619040
please tell me whare your getting this? manga here only has up to chapter 8
>>152615822
What if a human rape the elf girl and priestess girl would he still be angry even though it wasn't goblin?
>>152619997
Summaries were dumped for a few of the chapters in a past thread.
>>152616542
Dried up blood looks like shit btw.
Though if you leave it in the sun long enough it turns white.
>>152616442
Get out goblin fucking shits.
>>152618535
That art is nice, but it doesn't look as gay or as fucked up as it should be.
>>152618874
Waiting 30 days for about 30 pages is shite. I don't know what the fuck that author is thinking.
>>152620149
I assume so. But most humans wouldn't do that. Literally every Goblin would, had it the chance.
>>152620507
So goblins are actually /a/nons who got reincarnated in an isekai?
>>152620507
The Slaanesh cultist would likely disagree. Looks like the rapeman is here too.
>>152621240
Both are faggots, though. One is an avatar-faggot and the other just a regular faggot.
>>152615822
You are dead meat
>>152621328
They're actually accurate of the average reader on /a/. One person is obsessing over the sexual content & the other is a hedonistic sex offender. This isn't counting those criticizing GS's methods though.
>He took jobs not about gobs so he can get enough money for cow girl's birthday
How can any other girl even compete?
>>152621563
By not getting raped by gobs on her birthday.
>>152621886
So basically they can't.
>>152616542
It's the dishonored samurai master trope applied to western fantasy
Dishonored Samurai master
>Wants to sacrifice his life to honor his master/family
>is too good at killing to lose
>never gets to be honored again
Goblin Slayer
>loses everything he loves
>wants to die so he can end the pain, so he uses shitty weapons/shitty armor
>is too good at killing
>never dies to end his pain
>>152623013
>loses everything he loves
Not everything, especially his childhood friend who he swore to protect to the point where he assembled an army to fight off a goblin raid. So he stills has things to live for.
>>152615822
IS THERE A NEW CHAPTER?!
>>152616442
I lost the link to that one guy who was translating overlord chapters. Anyone have it?
Also has there been a new chapter recently?
>>152623013
>>wants to die so he can end the pain, so he uses shitty weapons/shitty armor
isn't his whole point to live and kill goblins though? If he wanted to die there'd be plenty of jobs he could - or for that matter couldn't - take on instead of gobs
>>152623189
He's kinda entertaining the idea of becoming an adventurer thanks to his newly found party.
>>152621372
Love me some styx baby
Korean scans are out
>http://marumaru.in/b/mangaup/185659
>>152620488
It's actually 32 pages this time.
>>152620149
>Goblin Slayer looms over the one responsible for raping his allies
>"What are you going to do? You can't prove anything and they aren't going to send an innocent man to prison"
>"Man? All I can see here is another filthy goblin."
And that 'goblin' was never seen again.
Why is the thread so dead.
>>152625825
>>152625856
>>152625887
Where did you get these? I only found the screenshots on baidu.
>>152618304
>NinjaSlayer is loud and flashy so the ninjas he fight can't sneak up on him
Im starting to see a pattern here
>>152625908
Check the archive.
>>152615822
I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT SHITTY MANGA
>>152623744
That fucking high pressure water sword
>>152625908
Well, these are screenshots as well. But, more or less, properly taken.
>>152623744
noice
>>152621240
>The Slaanesh cultist
With his god getting purged he wont matter any more.
>>152623744
I think this is when elf makes her mission to show GS what real adventures are?
>>152623744
>http://marumaru.in/b/mangaup/185659
I can feel the ogre pain and rage in all those panels. Nice job.
>>152626506
He must be screaming to the DM, asking what bullshit is this.
Gate scroll linked to the bottom of the sea.
Well, not bad.
GOBLINS
>>152626479
Yeah, the last few pages.
>>152626607
And what priestess says? She tries to reach GS while he sleeps...only to stop herself, i feel anitger "melia" situation?
Thisnlink goes directly to the korean scans
>http://wasabisyrup.com/archives/y6PFI5lTlb8
>>152626669
That he looks out for his friends.
And in thoughts, if he were alone he would have continued hunting, no matter how hurt or tired.
>>152626739
So what the other anons said is true, Priestess focus in his social aspect while elf focus in his lack of real adventure experience.
Latest chapter was pretty good. I'm actually expecting this to crash and burn any moment now but so far it's exceeding my expectations.
>>152626561
>What do you mean "weaponized maximized holy water"?!
>What do you mean my "regeneration won't make it in time"?!
>What do you mean he is still coming after me?! I should have one-shotted him!
>What do you mean "Die-hard?!" Nobody takes die-hard!
>Damn, I don't care, he can't wound me! I'm impervious to blades and I'm not his favored enemy!
>No being cut in half does not make me closer to a goblin!
>Yes I'm sure!
>What do you mean "Stabbed through the eye socket"?
>I can take it!
>Repeatedly?!
>>152626803
You get little of that in the upcoming novels to be honest.
>>152626803
And farm girl takes care of his... Physical needs.
>>152627096
They are like a married couple anyway.
>>152627156
Right up to the annoying live-in step-parent.
>>152627096
Actually she wants him to have a simple happy farmer life and, above all, she wants to say "sorry".
>>152623110
Lurk more (seriously it's easy to find it, it's like the answer is already on your keyboard)
Recent volume released was Volume 11 and the next Volume which is Vol. 12 will be on August.
>>152623110
Yen press pls
>Goblins are much harder to kill than something like you.
THIS GUY
>>152627863
goblins >>>>>> shitty Ogre
he's right
>>152627863
>burn him while killing him
Brutal.
This is cute, but this means she is the Melia of this story.
>>152627863
Wow it's like we're back in the past!
>>152629348
what?
There are female goblins in this settings?
>>152629745
No, they exclusively reproduce by rape, the baby is always a pure gob.
Real question is who is best girl
>>152616542
BUT MUH EDGY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS RAPE FANTASY LN THAT ISN'T POPULAR SO I LIKE IT
>>152627863
>Goblins are much harder to kill than something like you.
>dem bantz
How can Ogre-kun even recover?
>>152630737
Elf, of course.
>>152630737
Priestess is perfection
>>152627863
GS must have seen some really big goblins.
>>152630777
Well, he is dead, no recover ever.
bump for korean anon to give us translations.
>>152627863
>>152631169
Don't know if they changed the dialogue or not in the manga. But in the volume of the LN I just picked up it was pretty fucking brutal since it was from the Ogre's perspective.
>He couldn't understand it.
>"Now... what did you say your were?"
>The man strode toward the ogre and stood above him.
>Not a goblin, was it?
>The words rolled around the ogre's head like an echo
>That meant... That meant...
>He had prepared that spell... just to kill some goblins!
>"Never mind. It doesn't matter."
>...
>"You are nowhere near as frightening..."
>"...as the goblins I've faced."
What's hilarious is that he still can't remember what an ogre is when it gets brought up later. Not to mention that platinum ranked girl also just thinks they are bigger goblins too.
>>152630737
Priestess obviously.Though Guild Girl is a very close second.
>>152631169
He did mention goblin kings or heroes which would be, depending on how you interpret the phrase, equal to platinum ranked adventurers, which would probably be higher than that ogre.
He probably killed them, too. With ludicrous amounts of fire.
>GS literally half cut something for BIG GUTS
>>152632139
Fire and prejudice, actual degree of prejudice left to the discretion of the individual.
>>152632139
Platinum is too much more like high tier gold ranks, platinum is reserved for the Human Slayer.
>>152625887
>>152632053
Yeah and he doesnt stab him like that also , he steps in his throat not letting the ogre say his "final words" and then kills him
>>152630777
he didn't or can't recover from that burn
>>152630272
That's awful
>>152627863
>>152632053
>would have fucking died if there was no party present
Either those frightening and tough-to-kill Goblins were like those "I am going to beat you up but leave to live" villains or GS is full of shit.
>>152625972
Wait, is elf taller than guild girl?
>>152635140
Those were still gobs, this one was an ogre, if he was alone, he would have died.
>>152635207
Well, she is much older than her.
>>152635140
Full of shit, highly biased or it's a question of point of view.
Here, take the fight with the ogre. The fucker slowly walked in, confident in his victory, bantered and then fought straight up, expecting to crush the party with overwhelming power.
Now, take a very powerful goblin, perhaps not as strong as that ogre, but strong enough to give each individual party member a run for his money. This dirty gobbo was once a weak, cowardly and lazy little gob. He either survived long enough to get some class levels, or survived through sheer luck/tenacity the destruction of his nest. Or nests. This dirty gobbo with access to powerful magic, a strong physique, a combination of both or some weird shit is still going to lay trap, ambush and pull the dirty little tricks that got him this far.
And that could be considered more dangerous than a stronger monster who fights fair.
Or you could consider that a couple goblin shamans plus hobgoblins plus whatever other shit these gobbos can become could amount in base strength to that of an ogre, but are still worse due to tactics, teamworks and plain old playing dirty.
>>152623744
>in the end your just an Ogresized goblin
Well played GS
>>152635140
>>152635375
To be fair it might be a matter of translation.
As the other anon noted, the English translation of the LN has him saying the ogre wasn't as scary as any goblin he has faced. Which is a different matter than saying that a goblin was harder to kill than an ogre.
The former makes much more sense, since throughout the whole fight the ogre is raving on about how easy it is to kill them all, and all the shit he is going to do with the Priestess after he kills them. To Goblin Slayer this was probably just annoying, and to him goblins are more frightening because of the fact that they will mostly just do whatever horrific shit they want to do, rather than gloat about it.
Also I don't think he has fought a Goblin Lord or Hero by that point. He fights one at the end of the first novel and that one does a lot of damage to him too. He only really survives because, the Priestess ignored his orders and saved one of her miracles in order to heal him. Though to be fair, he was using himself as a decoy in that situation, rather than actually fighting it one on one.
>>152627863
Was this dumped in other thread?
Can't find it in the archive.
>>152620428
That really needs to be "No." "Where are the goblin quests" in panels four and five.
>>152625856
>there are cat-girls
SHIEEEET
(gob intensifies)
>>152635973
>>152628929
>Melia of this story
Fuck you for reminding me
>>152625856
>>152635995
Call me autist if you wish but there is two things that really triggers me in fantasy works.
One is contemporary swimsuits, the other is catgirls. And from the two the one that triggers me most is catgirls. Seriously, STOP puting random catgirls in fantasy worlds. Or at least give them some fucking lore
Gobu can be cute too.
>>152636946
Thanks.
I am going to tell authors of series I enjoy enough to buy to add more catgirls and swimsuits events just because I like it and it pissed off faggots like you which make it even better.
>>152615822
I like the concept behind this goblin murdering unhinged crazy man but having jewpress and obvious normalfags surrounding it makes it hard to enjoy.
>>152616442
>This guy is shit without his Lord Commander Enri
>>152636946
What about a catgirl (male)?
>>152617082
>referring someone to /v/ is now an insult
How did it come to this?
>>152637434
That is not even slightly new.
>>152623744
>>152626707
I'd be translating this for you guys as usual, but I'm stuck in an Arby's against my will right now. Send help.
>>152637819
Did they have the meats?
>>152636873
>Melia
Who again?
>>152637981
Unless I got the wrong Melia, that's the girl from Xenoblade. She had a hard life. Only woman in the party not to get the man she wanted too.
Let's just say you pretty much meet her at the lowest point of her life and it goes down from here.
So yeah, cutie who will become the plot's punching bag, go through the most character development and not get the boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
>>152637819
Arby?
>>152638509
If they make a Goblin Slayer anime the main character American dubbing should done by Alex Jones.
>>152635207
she is the "high" elf...
>>152638407
Yeah, i was talking about that melia, I don't know any other.
Why are characters with helmets and obsessive purposes always so fun.
>>152635836
You literally in the first thread where the new chapter leaks were post.
>>152637378
Don't get me wrong is not that I wouldn't tap felix, but catgirls in fantasy settings are dumb.
So I hear this series gets more lighthearted/SoL-ish as it goes on?
If so that's too bad; I'm not too deep in but enjoy the brutality of it, and enjoy the more sobering characterisation between Gobling Slayer being RIP AND TEAR insane and the Priestess getting more and more redpilled about the world. Don't have anything against more lighthearted stuff but like the atmosphere more (the first four chapters especially).
Will probably still follow it though.
>>152640692
Yeah if you're in it for the rape and violence then you're going to be disappointed, it stops happening after a while aside from flashbacks.
GS still carries it for me though, both due to his pragmatism and his undying autism towards the Goblin Genocide.
>>152640749
yeah that's disappointing to hear, i'm a erogurofag, that was the entire reason i picked this up.
>>152640749
Violence still stays, GS just brutalized an ogre in a way that would make doomguy proud.
>>152640986
Ignore him, the only thing that drops is the rape (because it served its purpose: show that gobs are scum that must be purge), brutal violence against gobs remains
>>152641130
>brutal violence against gobs stays
That's good to hear.
>>152641130
that's the thing. rape was part of the deal too.
>>152640692
The violence stays for the most part (although largely directed towards gobbos and other baddies)
There are more party members though, I liked just GS/Priestess more (had both the master/student and emtional support thing going on) but it's okay
>>152627863
he dares to say that after getting blow to the sky by only one hit.
Остальное после релиза на русском языке.
(если конечно кто-то раньше не выложит)
>>152641492
Thank you based Russia
>>152641447
>>152640692
You have to understand that while rape was mentioned a few times in the original LN, namely whenever Priestess was being threatened. It was never actually depicted. It was likely mostly shown in the first few chapters of the manga for pure shock value. It was never really the focus.
In fact the goblins mainly tortured people in the LN rather than rape. That all female group of adventurers were actually tortured pretty horrifically instead of raped in the LN because the goblins were pissed they killed so many of them. Which the manga did differently obviously.
So it's only natural that it won't have as much of a presence as it goes on since it was originality never much of a focus to begin with.
>>152641447
Fuck off, rapefag.
>>152641642
I was talking more about general violence and brutality in combat and such, not just rape.
Apparently that stays around though so that's fine.
Anyways thanks for answering my question, back to lurking. Will continue to follow for GS and Priestess getting more hardened
>>152641492
>waiting for russian bro to deliver
>>152625943
True ninjas give proper greetings though, no point in sneaking.
>>152642637
Russians give no fucks
Well, that was short. And now another month of waiting for a new chapter.
WHERE DUH WHITE WIMMIN AT
Elves deserve love and respect just like any other being. It's unfair to call them knife-ears and genocide them.
>>152644162
you failed to get the >>152644092
which was obviously your plan.
What are elves for?
>>152644364
Doujins, which is why it is completely expected that the first Goblin Slayer one was for the elf.Where is the Priestess one for fucks sake!
>>152644364
Ebin meme posts.
>>152644364
Rape.
>>152640692
whare are you getting this chapter from
>>152644562
That is chapter 2.
>>152644600
fuck. i dont know why i thought this was the elf girl
>>152644092
>>152644161
That wasn't a very good disguise though
>>152644364
Goblin bait, prove me wrong.
>>152645252
So far more human women have been gobbed than elf women.
>>152645333
>using emoticons on 4chan
Is this still not translated? Where are our nips, gooks and ruskies? Not even chinks?
>>152646929
You have no idea how this board operates, don't you?Mr. Yen Press?
>>152646066Hoy
>>152646066
>>152647048
Both of you, just report and move on, don't give them attention.
>>152647128
I never saw the mods acting against shitty bumps, don't think it would do anything. At least I can sage.
>>152626595
More like
>GOBBOS
So I don't know if this has been asked a lot already, but are there any summaries for the other volumes of Goblin Slayer?
Right now I only know what happens in the first volume, and there were already plenty of anons who lied about what happened in that one. So I'm curious if there was someone out there who actually summarized shit.
>>152647419
So what stopping anyone from lying to you?
My Korean is quite elementary but enough to get the general gist of it. If the usual korfag isn't doing it I can try to do a basic TL albeit not very accurate as I already see a few places that I don't understand. Is anyone down for this? It'd just be language practice for me.
What happened to the usual guys anyway? Where's our russian communist with the official dumps too
>>152647525
Because it is easier for someone to say "cow girl got gobbed at the end of volume 1", than write out a summary for an entire volume. You'd have to be extremely autistic to go that far.
>>152647557
Sleeping considering the time.
>>152647610
>You'd have to be extremely autistic to go that far.
This is 4chan.
>>152647557
Give it a go if you can. I feel bad for the other korfag that personally translated and typeset a chapter by himself, only to get shit on because his work looked shoddy, and was unedited or proofread. Just reminding you anons can be ungrateful beasts.
>>152647610
>http://pastebin.com/rTim4a0d
Volume 02.
panel1
Witch: My,
a
scroll,
W: A <gate> scroll too,
not
common.
GS: There's something I wish to ask of you.
panel2
GS: I'd like you to connect it to something.
W: Mmm.
W: Alright.
Of course, there will be a fee.
GS: I know.
panel3
GS: That enough?
W: It'll
do.
W: I accept it.
W: So...
Where would you like me to link it with?
GS: The ...
panel1
GS: ..., if you could link it there, I'd appreciate it.
GS: Can you do it?
panel2
W: Haha.
Quite the interesting idea.
W: You have.
W: Very
Interesting.
>>152648028
Nice.
>>152648166
Someone censor that scoll!
>>152623744
That was kinda anti climactic
panel2
Ogre: ...? ...
... I ...
What...?
O: ...What am I
looking at...?
panel3
O: ... Right ... I should be looking at... the humans beneath my fiery might...
O: So what exactly am I...?
>>152647918
Thanks anon, surprisingly not much actually happens in the second volume compared to the first.
>>152648300
>Ogre was BTFO so hard that he can't even tell what happened.
Neat
>>152648231
>Super high pressure, one use, water sword
>Anti climatic
Wat?
>>152648300
That should be
>O: ... Right ... I should be looking at... the humans succumbing beneath my fiery might...
page4
panel1
O: I...
looking at...?
O: ...?!
panel3
O: WHAT...
IS THIS?
O: WHAT JUST...
HAPPENED...?!
>>152648420
>uses automatic I-win-device
Might as well just shot him with a gun.
>>152648420
As in the chapter as a whole felt kinda short. That part was the highlight
>>152648470
The scroll was foreshadowed several times, you can't call it an asspull.
And a mere gun can't do shit against a regenerating ogre.
>>152648455
O:a lot of bitchmade screaming
last speech bubble/O: You...!
O: WAS IT YOU?
O: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
GS: This is a <gate> scroll.
GS: One I've had connected to the seabed.
>>152648515
It's still an automatic I-win-deivce. That they told us before it exists doesn't change the fact that he won because he pulled it out of his ass to easily win this. It's not an exciting way to end a fight.
And you know damn well what I meant with a gun.
>>152648625
What the fuck you wanted? The ogre was OP as fuck, they needed something equally OP to win.
>>152648486
Can't be helped with the amount of pages they're working with. The next chapter's going to be slow too. Farm life and shopping.
O: The... seabed...?!
Elf: It'd happened in an instant, I hadn't noticed, but...
>>152648625
This isn't even the climax of volume 1, you fucking faggot.
O: <IACTA>
GS: Fool.
>>152648625
In D&D terms, GS just rolled a 20.
>>152648625
It's a one time thing he had just in case shit really goes down. And there was no other way they were going to kill it. He prepared for this way before the ogre appeared.
>>152648730
And he prepared it for gobs.
>>152648710
No, he didn't even have to roll, which is the point. He performs actions that results in enemies being helpless to defend themselves, whether they roll 20 or not.
>>152648650
>>152648730
If he really was OP then it would be more reasonable to have them run and accept defeat instead of dropping a nuke or something. You know how everyone gushed about GS being so pragmatic, killing gobs with tactics and helmets? Here you have him win because he throws magic at a foe.
>>152648703
It's the climax of this fight.
>>152648710
Haven't played DnD in a long time, but as far as I remember not every class can use mgaical scrolls, and using them doesn't require you to roll anything.
He literally used THAT like any ordinary anime character.
>>152648856
Oh, you are one of those anons bitching to no end in the previous thread because things didn't go exactly like you wanted, fuck off.
>>152648856
The ogre they didn't expect to be there. GS was critically wounded, so they couldn't have pulled out and even if they did what's stopping the ogre from chasing them down and launching fireballs at them?
You're trying too hard m8.
>>152648856
>You know how everyone gushed about GS being so pragmatic, killing gobs with tactics and helmets? Here you have him win because he throws magic at a foe.
Part of pragmatism is bringing along contingency plans. He had the scroll along because he wanted to use it if a Gob who was stronger/more skilled than he was/had too many showed up and he needed a nuke.
>>152648856
This fight isn't supposed to be climactic, faggot.
>Haven't played DnD in a long time, but as far as I remember not every class can use mgaical scrolls, and using them doesn't require you to roll anything.
The author plays like 5 different kinds of pen and paper RPGs, he can use whatever elements he wants. Why do you act as if this is official DnD published literature?
Elf: The water that had been pressurised at the ocean floor had escaped through the gap...
And the jetting blade of water had blasted apart the ogre, let alone the fireball!
E: And that <gate> scroll, isn't that like super rare?
E: Something that can provide an instant lifeline to safety no matter how deep in the seabed you are, or how dangerous a ruin you might find yourself in...
E: To think he'd carry around such a thing as a means of attack.
O: ARGGGGGGHHHHHHH
GS: That scroll was for destroying a goblin den, but...
GS: Well, whatever.
>>152648894
>>152649034
>>152649045
Can't wait for other chapters in which he wins because a chapter ago it got established someone gave him the victory-device. It sure makes for great struggle to know beforehand how he will prevail. I mean it's not like there were other options like letting the other characters be more involved, so maybe GS will learn something from them, or even letting him admit defeat for some character growth. Naw, fuck these things.
>>152649251
Anon, why are you here? You obviously hate this.
>>152649251
Go away then.
No one is forcing you to stick around you faggot.
>>152649251
Or you could just fuck off?
>>152649251
GS grown is not related to fighting, is related to his social and mental problems.
The other characters help with that.
>>152649346
Yeah, I can see that. Still think it's some missed opportunity.
>>152616542
Naisu beito dess
O: ?!
Goblins... GOBLINS?!
O: YOU CARRY AROUND SUCH THINGS JUST FOR FUCKING--
GS: Now then.
GS: What did you say you were, again...?
O: YOU...!
O: YOU DARE...
FORGET THIS...
DEMON LORD GENERAL'S...
GS: Well, none of my business.
GS: Goblins are far more troublesome than things like you.
>>152649410
>You are not a Goblin?
>STFU AND GTFO
kek
>>152649485
Hey look, is the red eye of hatred, is still here.
O: ...!
Stop...!
>>152649550
"With my last breath! I CURSE THE DM!!!"
Dwarf: That's enough for today.
Beardcutter.
>>152649700
Holy shit, if he was alone, he would truly have keep going until his body cannot move anymore.
>>152649700
No chill.
>>152648625
>fights must be exciting
This is Goblin Slayer, not DBZ or some other shonenshit. And the scroll is not pulled out of his ass as seen from pic related.
I DONT WANA SEE HIM KISSING GOBLINS
E: Seriously? Are you planning to continue in that state?!
E: I don't even have any arrows to spare any more.
E: Didn't think we could possibly end up against an ogre after coming here to exterminate goblins.I don't really understand what the lizard is saying here, just saiyan.
Lizard: Even armoured, you can't be fine after the ogre's attack. You required healing from the girl to boot.
L: But the real problem is the stacking fatigue, that can't just be healed through <spell name whatever it is>.
Dwarf: You aren't so far gone as to not know when to back up, are you?
Girl: Sir Goblin Slayer!
>>152649838
Even earlier than that actually, the Witch mentions it when she is talking to the Priestess, and from an LN perspective that is relatively earlyish in the book (probably more like the middle, but still plenty of time).
>>152649700
>After finishing off the Ogre, Goblin Slayer had wanted to make a sweep for any surviving goblins. Even though it had been clear he was the most exhausted member of a drained party. And he was trying so hard not to show it...
>"Yes...," Priestess said with a strained expression. "He's always like this."
I really liked how the manga portrayed this visually, and with the dwarf. A nice touch.
Bastard sleeps for 3 days straight afterwards, and isn't allowed on quests for about a month. That ogre really fucked him up.
GS: No.
This is as far as we go.
>>152650027
I escaped the Arby's, but it took some time.
He's saying that he healed GS with his spell "refresh" so his body is fine, but healing spells can only do so much and can't take care of fatigue/exhaustion.
Alright, how does the water scroll win him the fight? How does it manage to kill the ogre, but everyone else in the room is okay? Maybe I'm stupid, but it seems like this manga skips some important parts.
Elf guy: Much thanks for saving one of ours!
EG: We've come in haste with a rescue squad after receiving your letter.
EG: So, as for the state inside... of the goblins...
EG: How are...
EG: ...
>>152650150
the scroll made a water pressure cannon. imagine a water cannon used by police against protesters except x100
>>152650150
It wasn't a warer scroll, it was a teleport scroll connected to the sea bottom by the sorcerer, using it opens a massive super high presure water cannon, his party members where out of the attack range.
>>152650150
Basically the pressure of the water splits the ogre in half.
He specifically had the witch make the gate lead to the bottom of the sea. Meaning the water pressure would be crazy, and so having a gate open up to it briefly means the water would shoot out at an equally crazy velocity. Leading the ogre to be cut in twain.
Since it only opened for a short time not that much water actually came out, is my assumption.
The specifics are in the visuals.
He used the scroll to open a gate between to places in space, his current location (facing where the scroll is pointed, in other words at the Ogre) and the bottom of the ocean.
Due to the immense pressure differential between the crushing pressure at the bottom of the ocean and the open air in the ruins the water then shot out of the gate at absurd speeds, cutting the ogre and his spell in half.
>>152650150
He cut the ogre with a high pressure water jet.
The kind of thing that can cut diamonds.
The water is harmless once it hits something and floods the ground.
>>152650150
>Maybe I'm stupid
No you just cant read
Other elf guy: Then we shall go investigate the inside.
OEG: Please rest yourselves on the way to town.
>>152650251
water alone can't cut. you need abrasives materials mixed in with the water and pressurize it so it can cut.
also, lemme know when there are more rape so i can pick this back up, thx
>>152650285
There's probably goblins still left inside. Those elf ladyboys are fucked.
Elf: Hey,
I get that it's supposed to be high pressured water, but it would more likely spread than just cut.
>>152650295
The pressure between the sea bottom and a normal water pressure cutter is much different.
>>152650295
nigger there isnt more rape. might wanna watch some cuckold hentai to satisfy your microdick
>>152650307
They don't look any different than any other human young guy we've seen so far. Well, except the pointy ears of course.
>>152650322
You should look up the pressure at the bottom of the ocean. Something like a billion litres occupy a centimetre cubed or some shit. Only a little exaggeration. Plus I'm sure you've heard of accidents in diving chambers where the pressure difference literally blows apart people to where the largest body piece they can find are fingers
>>152650343
the manga better make some changes then. cause rape and gore is all i'm about. i'm cool with nekkid gore of girls, too. doesn't need to be sexual
>>152650339
Also, sea water tends to have salt and sand in it. I think those work as abrasives.
>>152650295
Abrasives are used for some materials such as steel, It can cut flesh by itself, not sure about bones.
Elf: that guy, does he always do stuff like this?
>>152650373
And yet the ogre is cut clean inhalf instead of crushed by sheer pressure.
>>152650295
The gate scroll connected to the sea floor. The pressure differential between the bottom of the ocean and the open air of the ruins created a highly pressurized jet of water (which, since you bring up abrasive materials was probably also filled with sand, silt and various other materials one would find at the bottom of the ocean).
Is it really that hard to fucking read the thread?
>>152650417
Because in this case, it's the water that suffers the difference in pressure, not the ogre. The water is the one expanding suddenly. Damn nigger is there a brain in that head of yours?
>>152650403
You missed priestess's dialogue.
>>152650403
Oops, continued.
Elf: that guy, does he always do stuff like this?
Girl: Yes.
G: It's much the same always.
>>152650403
>Yes.
>He's always like this.
>>152650417
Huh? He wasn't teleported to the sea, and it didn't fall on his head.
>>152650452
Oh yes, it's my brain that can't comprehend when water in high pressure gets released through a magical scroll it doesn't slash in a clean cut like some kind of magical katana slash instead of spreading out and releasing its pressure all over the place.
>>152650533
Let's say the magical scroll's gate is only about 1 cm in diameter
Elf: That so.
Girl: Still, even if it doesn't seem like it,
he does keep an eye on those around him.
girl: No doubt if he was alone...
girl: he would've headed straight inside to kill more goblins...
girl: No matter how hurt he is,
girl: how tired he is...
girl: Alone...
>>152650533
It would create a cut as long as the gate was shaped as a thin slit rather than a circular opening. That way the water would spread outward following the shape of the opening used to release it before spreading in other directions (much like how actual water pressure cutters work).
>>152648710
>tfw you will never have GS' all 20 dice
I wish I can be as lucky or DMPC as he is.
Elf: ...Huh.
Elf: Yeah, I really do dislike Orcbolg.
Elf: For me, adventures mean fun.
>>152650533
>gate
>in other words an opening
>in other, other words a small opening was made, from which water flowed out from
Do you really need every little thing spelled out for you anon?
And have you not seen things cut via water before anon? It cuts pretty fucking cleanly like a magical katana slash or some shit.
>>152650295
Sea salt and sand isn't abrasive enough?
>>152650608
This is when priestess bows to fix his anti social madness.
>>152650608
Huh, that's weird, in the LN the priestess didn't stop. She touched his armor and started stroking the leather.
That's a weird thing to change. I mean, I get what they were going for, but it was a bit weird. Makes for that part where the elf questions what their relationship is later on a bit more out of nowhere than it would have been.
>>152650665
How wet is she right now?
>>152650666
>>in other, other words a small opening was made
Sorry mister Satan, but it's not said that it's small.
>>152650734
She holding back make is more cute...but ranks her "melia" status to the heavens.
Elf: The fun from experiencing the unknown, or discovering something new.
E: That's what adventure means to me.
E: But he, without notice of any virtues whatsoever, singlemindedly hunts down goblins.
E: One day, I'll definitely show him a proper adventure.
E: If not, how could anyone be saved?Big problem, I'm not certain about the last line and it's probably an important line. just know that
>>152650752
How fucking small do you think that scroll was? It wasn't big enough to flood the room in water. And it only opened up for a few seconds.
>>152650777
Eh, I think I'm thinking of it too much from the LNs perspective. Since they make it really obvious that every other girl is pretty fucking jealous of the Priestess for how she interacts with Goblin Slayer.
Not that I'm complaining about this, I think it is a nice touch. Just curious about why that would be the part they changed.
I just hope the scene where she issleeping on his shoulder, and he is pressing the gold coin they got for killing the Goblin Lord into her handremains the same.
Oh, and nice trips.
>idots thinking this is the first manga using water pressure to kill people
>>152650904
Also that's the end. Yeah I should probably either just give up Korean entirely or learn it properly but that'll do for now.
>>152650928
Thanks mate!
>>152650777
What's "melia"?
>>152650904
It's alright. We can leave it to somebody else. Thanks for translating, anon. You're awesome.
>>152650922
Nobody here ever say that
>>152650948
>What's "melia"?
Suffering incarnate.
>>152650906
>Girls
>Jealeus
Oh no, that is not good, is a "typical harem sheinengan", i don't mind but those fags will use it for shitposting.
>>152650948
Melia from Xenoblade I guess, one of the biggest cuucks in gaming ever
>>152650906
>How fucking small do you think that scroll was?
It's a fucking magical scroll. The opening might be round, quadratic. It's not a given that's a slit to cut through enemies.
>>152651012
Post the wemb.
>>152650377
What you got in the opening chapters f the manga is already a lot more than what existed in the LN, which barely mentions it and then only indirectly.
>>152650922
More like "idiot", it's shown pretty commonly in media, and all it takes is one Youtube search to see it in action.
>>152650904
Well from the english version of the LN, that line was "For if she didn't, he-and all of them-might be lost...
Probably different in the manga, but it should be carrying roughly the same meaning.
>>152650996
I should have specified. Rather than jealous, I would say it is more like really, really fucking bitter about it.
Like say Cow Girl, in the manga she seemed pretty neutral right? In the LN she immediately dislikes Priestess the moment she sees her, and makes complaints on why Goblin Slayer had to pick someone so young as a partner.
She also sounded pretty bitter when she noticed how much he spoke to Priestess. When he usually just does one word responses to her.
It's less jealous, and more like they don't understand why the Priestess is able to make him open up so much.
>>152651012
>>152650948
I immediately thought of Melia too when the anon used that name. It really is bad when she is the first one that comes to mind.
>>152651061
Webm, i mean.
What will his next trump card be? The last is a pretty hard one to beat.
>>152650783
>fighting rape monsters
>fun adventure
???
>>152651105
Exterminatus from space.
>>152651086
Uh, that is good, in the manga she was more confused than bitter and even thought that Priestess is "delicate and cute".
Why are Dwarves always top tier bros?
>>152650748
Sea scroll level.
>>152627863
well, it's easy to boast when you roll a 20
>>152651105
His next trump card is money and the power of friendship.
The real trump card is a Double Barrier Priestess Sandwich.
Alright /a/, you just got reincarnated as a goblin and you somehow got information that the Goblin Slayer is coming for you.
What do you do?
>>152651105
Well he asks a blacksmith to get him a new scroll, apparently finding one is pretty hard so the guy wasn't able to get him one yet.
Maybe later on he finds the orcbolg weapon the elf names him after?
Though I wonder if that is just the sword that platinum ranked hero found randomly.
>>152651285
Can i speak human language?
>>152650403
the first panel is asking to have a bonfire infront of him
>>152651285
damn, how hard would you have had to fuck up in a past life to get reincarnated as a goblin?
>>152651318
>implying that that would save you
>>152649062
>The GM changes the rules all he wants
>>152651285
Stay in my hole, I want to convince him that I am a good goblin.
>>152651285
Spread my gob seed as fast as possible.
>>152651105
But anon, his trump card is cheats.
>>152651153
>Mîm
That's just one guy.
>>152651339
>(You) aren't the player
Then who cares? Goblin Slayer isn't even a player himself, he's an NPC with so many perks, skills, or abilities, even a natural 20 cannot protect a goblin.
>>152651086
Ikr? I hate Meila too.
>>152651332
Human girls
>>152650295
Just go read some fucking hentai then.
I'll never understand people like this. Why read a manga for something that exists in the thousands in hentai?
>>152651300
Possibly, but I was thinking more along the lines of that scroll he asked for.
>>152651365
Ain't trying if you ain't cheating right?
>>152651542
the story that surrounds the rape adds to the appeal, because it isn't just a hentai
also 99.999% of rape hentai are written like total garbage and have that autistic thing that Japanese do where they talk about themselves in the 3rd person
>>152651662
not the same anon, but I'll actually will miss the rape. I like GS for the autism of the whole story, and that was an important part of it.
>>152651662
There's no more rape in the foreseeable future, anon. The rape at the beginning was just exposition to show how evil and meticulous goblins really are. Now that the reader is aware of this, there isn't any need to flaunt it any more, since the main focus isn't the rape, like other ecchi LNs with manga adaptions.
>>152650150
pretty much this
pic related is what the water pressure at the bottom of the ocean can do
>>152651285
I escape. Throw him goblin baits and hide 'till he thinks I'm dead. Then I return to my normal job of Gobb village mistress.
>>152651858
The thought of getting caught in something like that, however improbable, is fucking horrifying.
>>152651086
That's a refreshing change of pace than the usual cliche girl being jealous moments you see nowadays.
>>152651905
>hide til he thinks you're dead
Enjoy getting double-tapped and dying while lying down. How many goblins do you think have tried this against him and succeeded?
>>152651542
If anything the lack of rape will inevitably lead to more rape hentai for this series.
It's pretty much a fact that the more pure the main series is, the more rape doujins and such that follows.
Which is why Priestess and Elf are almost guaranteed gold mine material if an anime comes out.
>>152652035
Yes, and?
how common is it for female adventurers to be rape victims of goblins at one point in their career?
>>152652064
Forgot to link the other >>152651662
anon's post. Sorry about that.
Basically I'm saying the series doesn't need anymore rape in it. And if it does it will just hurt the doujin scene for it.
>>152650150
Jet water can melt steel ogres
>>152651448
Fuck DMPCs
>>152652197
link to quality doujins?
>>152652143
Not that common actually, for beginners it's a thing. But the more experienced ones (from what I can tell from the LN) don't bother with them after their initial experience with them.
Goblin encounters go one of three ways, a full party wipe (like what almost happened in the beginning), a barely survive it (Spearman went through this), or they just completely breeze through it for one reason or another.
Most people avoid goblins after that, and feel fine leaving it to beginners.
Not to mention goblins sometimes don't rape the women. They make it pretty clear in the LN, that "plaything" also counts in the torture department. They reserve some for breeding purposes, while others they use for darts and shit.
>>152651285
Escape as fast as I can, try to hide and not make any sounds and run to the forest, if I do find a Village I will try to make someone in there pity me as a cute gobbo kid, then after i'm sure GS is gone i will go back to doing gobbo stuff.
>>152652260
>They reserve some for breeding purposes
So, the goblins do breed by kidnapings womans? Is that confirmed in the LN? Because some of us got the impresion than the gobs come from the moon.
>>152652143
Its actually quite dumb to your first quest be a "kill a bunch of enemies of the same level as yours" if you think about it.
Its usually something like "kill 4~6 gobbo's that are aterrorizing the village", not "invade and destroy the gobbo's cave".
>>152651448
>>152652219
What's funny is that you actually see things from the "player's" perspective occasionally in the LN.
Basically the gods are the players in a tabletop game, they used to just play with dice and shit but got bored. So they made a world and love watching the shit that goes down in it. They supposedly don't interfere much, but they do like giving the people living in the world some assistance. Which is probably why the Priestess keeps getting good stuff from the Earth Mother despite her thinking the way her miracles are being used are horrific. The Earth Mother probably finds it entertaining.
Notably the gods are all apparently fond of Goblin Slayer, but note that he isn't destined for great things. Which is fine since he just wants to fucking kill goblins.
>>152652361
If you read the LN, everyone think it is retarded but retarded newbies who think they are hot shit goes for it.
>>152652328
That's just their folktale in regards to the origins of goblins. They reproduce by using other race's women.
Hence why the Ogre was going to kill everyone but the Priestess and the Flf. He was planning on using them as a breeding tool to rebuild his army. And apparently goblins are born really quickly, hence why just kidnapping one women is enough to make a nest grow so much.
>>152651086
>It's less jealous, and more like they don't understand why the Priestess is able to make him open up so much.
They're dense if they don't see that the reason GS speaks so much to Priestess is because she learned how to speak his language of goblin genocide.
>>152652503
>goblin genocide
do they teach this language at uni?
>>152652459
Does that come in the LN?? If that's the case, then what happened with Kung Fu Girl from the beggining? Does she will have a little Gobb in 3 weeks?
Consider the effects on the ecosystem it would have if you were to exterminate the entire species of goblins. GS is a threat to nature and must be stopped before he brings about the ruin of the entire planet.
>>152652503
>Priestess starts off pretty meek
>dislikes killing goblin children
>hates how her miracles are used to kill instead of protect
And then she usestwo protection miracles to crush a Goblin Lord between them. Making him beg for his life.Truly she is best girl.
Jokes aside, it's mostly cow girl that's peeved about that in particular. Guild Girl just gets worried about the idea of a man and a women alone in a cave or something. But she isn't too bothered by it because she knows Goblin Slayer cares more about thrusting a sword into a goblin than his dick into a girl. And she thinks the Priestess is too religious to want Goblin Slayer, but she is pretty wrong on that point.
>>152652543
No idea actually. Maybe? I guess they might go with the good old fashion clothes hanger method or something.
>>152652503
>>152652684
Ah, also forgot to mention. It's also because GG and CG are passive as fuck, and have the "that's just how he is" attitude.
While Priestess doesn't back down, and complains to his face about his autism.
>>152651086
You know, it really is very odd, cow girl is the childhood friend and even though GS cares for her, she hasn't been able to make him open up for years, then priestess arrives and in not time she can make him talk and even start to give him lectures to change his behavior (like that LN pic where they are eating, GS has scrolls with plans but priestess is giving him the "now listen me, what you are doing is wrong" pose).
>>152650491
>orc slayer
>makes half breeds
Ok, seems like GS is my type of autism. Any good place where to find the LN?
>>152626595
Are weak to fire?
>>152636776
guild girl has too much time on her hands
>>152652328
but if they use human women as breeding material, shouldn't the gob be just humans at this point? Like 1/128 gob and 127/128 human?
gobbos gang rape women because they only need a womb to grow in. It's not gob sperm + human egg, it's gob sperm + gob sperm to create a new gob
>>152652968
shouldn't using animals be less dangerous then?
I mean, they can fuck sheeps in the dark when shepherds are asleep
>>152652968
>Gob sperm + Gob Sperm
That's gay
>>152648625
Objectively wrong.
Objectively.
He had a clever idea that made sense. I was literally something a player would think of in D&D.
Your opinion isn't valid.
Why did Goblin Slayer insist on breathing through the nose and getting used to the smell of blood and feces?
>>152652895
Is this setting, whatever female a gob rapes only produces pure gobs.
>>152652401
I actually like the characterization the gods were given. Like how they originally made all things in creation to serve their board games, but then learned to love them, sympathize with them, share their joy and grief, etc.
>>152652747
Yeah, it is a bit odd, I'd say it is mostly because Cow Girl hasn't really attempted to much. Sort of the treating him like he's as fragile as glass or some shit like that.
While Priestess is able to just be straight with him and point out what she thinks he is doing wrong. Which the others don't really bother or are too afraid to do.
It's pretty clear Goblin Slayer considers Priestess a pillar of support too. There's one point in the novel wherehe is asking everyone to help protect the farm from a goblin invasion. It's shown from his perspective, and he keeps looking for where Priestess is the entire time. By the end of it he gets everyone backing him, and then he hears her giggling and saying that it went well.
She was behind him the entire time, and he was just like, "of course she is, why wouldn't she?" It's pretty interesting honestly, when it shifts to his perspective. There's another point where one of his pauses is shown to be him just rendered speechless by her, which makes me question all the times he remained quiet before then.
>>152652781
Well there is a translator, but he only just started volume 2.
Volume 1 is out right now in English, and I can confirm the translation is solid. I haven't noticed any retarded errors or dumbass localization things yet. Or misprints, which is stupidly common with Yen Press.
>>152653017
And that's why all gobbos should be exterminated.
>>152651945
yea but it's not gonna happen so why bother thinking such things dear anon?
>>152652401
>canon DMPC
>>152648820
Again, objectively wrong. He got a magic scroll, like any player could, and came up with an interesting way to use it.
You can personally dislike it, but you're wrong for doing so. It was interesting writing. Thinking otherwise isn't correct.
>>152653027
It's to get used to the smell so it no longer bothers you.
>>152649251
>XD I POSTED IT AGAIN
Just fuck off and get out of GS threads forever, faggot. You're not welcome here.
>>152653078
You missed the point, fuckboy. It's literally in the series' full title.
>>152653053
What she did to render him speechess?
>>152653053
Thanks anon. I'll read this chapter and then search for the LN
>>152650906
>she is sleeping on his shoulder, and he is pressing the gold coin they got for killing the Goblin Lord into her hand
That's sweet.
I like them as a pair. Not even as a romantic thing, just as comrades in the glorious goblin genocide they work really well together.
>>152652719
But GG called him out for his edgy "I am the gobs" commentary.
>>152653068
I don't know.
Why do I get triggered by fucked up doujins like the ones Asanagi makes and anons like >>152650377 fap to? It's just a bunch of drawings of imaginary cartoon characters in the end.
The mind works in mysterious(autistic)ways. The best I can do is not sperg out over things like this.
>>152653166
For context this occurs after they kill the ogre, and Priestess gets promoted for it. We'll probably see this depicted in the next chapter or so, but it's another thing to actually see it from Goblin Slayer's inner perspective.
>GS: "Good for you."
>P: "I owe it all to you, sir!"
>Her gaze, her beautiful eyes, bored into him. He caught his breath. What should he say? There was a long pause.
>GS: "Not at all," he finally squeaked out. "I didn't do anything."
>P: "You did so much!" she responded with a grin. "You saved me when we first met."
>GS: "But I couldn't save your companions."
>P: "True but..."
Skipping a bit here just for the sake of space.
>P: "But you did save me, I want to at least thank you for that."
>Then she smiled. On her face the smile was alike a fresh bloom.
>P: "So, thank you!" she said with a deep bow.
>Goblin Slayer, predictably, was at a loss for words.
I'm guessing he just wasn't used to being thanked so sincerely like that. I imagine a lot of other sole survivor types would take their grief out on him or something. Or see him as some cold guy who only cared about the goblins.
>>152653218
Good point, but I consider that somewhat different. She was indeed pretty pissed when he made that little speech, and did chew him out a bit for it. But that was in regards to how he saw himself. She wanted to make sure he didn't think that way about himself; since she considers him her savior. Or at least that's how I read it.
Other than that she has to act as a professional and have him keep on doing his job. Mostly unaware of the actual means he goes about doing it.
Which is something Priestess has first hand experience of, and she does lecture him on it whenever she feels he goes too far.
>>152653193
It's a really well done scene in my opinion. A decent amount of "show don't tell" going on there, which is something a lot of LN authors are pretty bad at honestly.
It's actually what made me go all in on the Priestess ship, and I'm not one who typically goes for the first girls.
>>152625972
You mean the archive that triggers malware warnings on EVERY image file I try to access?
>>152635140
Context check.
>>152653078
>GOBLIN SLAYER
>HE DOES NOT LET ANYONE ROLL THE DICE
I know you're defending the series, but at least don't be mad about it, the guy you're replying to are actually on your own side.
>>152628929
How about posting it in a language most of us can actually read?
>>152640986
>i'm a erogurofag, that was the entire reason i picked this up
Is that an immigration joke?
>>152653918
>tfw his tactics allow for much dice rolling & DM fuckery but it never happens
>>152648523
>a lot of bitchmade screaming
>>152651285
>are you, uh, a REAL goblin?
>well, uh, nechnically.. nah
>have you ever fucked a real hot girl, like a real adventurer?
>...nah
>have you ever tried attacking via side passages?
>nah, nah...
>alright! I can see that I'll have to teach you how to be real goblins!
>>152649512
Why'd he tell him to stop?
>>152653027
>>152653123
Anyone who's worked in a sewer or a sewage treatment plant will tell you that doesn't actually work; your sense of smell NEVER dulls to the odor of feces.
>>152654186
Getting stabbed hurts.
>>152654355
GS never mentions feces, just blood and guts, dunno were the other anons got that from.
Remove gob
>>152650379
water cutters actually use abrasives to do the heavy lifting. silica is really fucking hard.
>>152636946
>Seriously, STOP puting random catgirls in fantasy worlds
Western fantasy worlds have:
Elves
Dwarves
Gnomes
halflings
Japnese fantasy have:
Elves
Dwarves
halflings (sometimes)
Beastmen or were-folk (catigirls)
This goes back to the 90s. The beatmen were always there in JRPGs, they are there in japanese CCGs, they are in all pen and paper RPGs as a default fantasy race as well.
If a game or anime has an elf or dwarf race it will almost certainly have a catgirl somewhere. There are exceptions (lodus is old enough not to have this) but most fantasy worlds fro mthe past 20 years have kemonomimi for a reason.
>>152653918
>implying that opening a one-use scroll with an unorthodox spell inside while a fireball is hurling at you isn't a roll of the dice
This goes beyond just defending GS. This is about defending tabletop RPGs. Linking a gate scroll to the bottom of the ocean is something that players have come up with before. Hell, there's even a /tg/ copypasta about that. It's a clever and interesting idea. I won't let anyone belittle it.
>>152654159
Anon daiski.
You are my perfecti ok n in this pit of NEETs and weebs.
>>152654159
Top Kek , Best Gob
>>152655814
I didn't belittle it, anon, I just know what's actually going on. Here's the fucking cover.
>He does not let anyone roll the dice
Gods are playing a big game of pen and paper RPG, using the world as their game board. Goblin Slayer is an NPC, but that doesn't mean he's an inanimate object. Things on the game board are living creatures. The Goddess of Fantasy/Illusion is the one that plays Priestess and her newbie party, the God of Reality/Truth is the GM/DM/Evil God. Goblin Slayer is the NPC that interrupted the game and prevented the goddess from wiping out.
Goblin Slayer, as an NPC adventurer, is min-maxed so that no matter what action he performs, if it's against a goblin, he succeeds. And vice versa, no matter how high a goblin rolls, they cannot ever harm him. He doesn't roll. Nobody rolls. He just performs his actions and succeeds.
>>152655814
>ocean
>lake
>>152655814
>entire planet engulfed by war
>not capturing women to be sex slaves and getting rich
Its like theyre ignoring a mountain of gold.
Anyone got a link to the translated ln
>>152653411
BTW anon, are you the one that keeps updating the GS tv tropes page? Is filled with details that only someone that follows closely the LN would know.
>>152656540
>BTW
>tv tropes
Ignoring that, I'm not that anon, but you act as if the light novel is a secret item or something. It's in stores and can be easily bought.
>>152656623
Well, not for me, LNs never reach my country.
And what is wrong with using acronyms?
>>152656335
https://www.amazon.com/Goblin-Slayer-light-novel-Light/dp/031650159X
>>152656706
>LNs never reach my country.
BookDepository has literally free worldwide shipping
>>152656723
Im not paying for goblin killing smut
>>152656706
Well, you're posting from a computer or a phone, right? You could easily obtain the ebook.
>>152656798
Congratulations, the LN has no smut. It's an LN, not an Erotic Novel. Only the manga went all out with the rape, and it hooked a lot of degenerates which now shit up the threads, asking for girls to get gobbed.
>>152656798
That's exactly the kind of thing a goblin would say
>>152656849
You dont understand, the killing of gobs itself is the smut you degenerate
>>152656875
I don't understand your definition of smut.
>>152656944
I think he means snuff
>>152656623
>>tv tropes
Are those horse-fornicating sods still arbitrarily purging material and banning everyone who calls them out on it?
Must be hard living in the past.
>>152657087
I dunno. I haven't really gone their since they purged all the rape-related tropes, and anything else that triggered whatever feminist whore took over. I wouldn't put it past them to be keeping it up.
>>152636946
I get what you're saying man.
If you're going to do beast races at least got the whole nine yards with it and make them humanoid beasts rather than just humans with ears and a tail.
It's honestly even weirder to see it in Goblin Slayer because the Lizardman race is actually full lizard so I thought they would go the same way with other beast races too.
I would guess that it was probably an editorial decision, cat girls (human with cat ears and a tail) are really popular in japan so it wouldn't surprise me if someone said to the author "hey, can we get a cat girl in there somewhere?"
Pic related. This is what a cat person in a fantasy setting should look like.
>>152657319
Your headcanon is crap.
Thankfully you never pay much money for entertainment so nobody important will care to pander to you.
>dogs are now cats
wew
>>152656798
found the goblin
>>152651285
Teach maths to gobs
>>152657319
Pretty sure there should be cat-type beastmen around.
>>152657479
That requires people to have read the latest volume and know she's a padfoot.
>>152651285
fuck human and elf women
>>152619516
The best day will finally be here.
>>152650928
Thank you anon
>>152654186
coz it hurts
>>152627863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqo-v-zeZ24
>>152635794
Before the mission he did ask if theres any Goblin Lord sighted so it's obvious he have faced some before.
>>152651285
Attack the goblin slayer with my brethern. He has commited the worst crimes against God, a genocide of his species.
ill read the ln if he teams up with a gobbo or fucks one (has to be a cute gobbo)
>>152635794
Too bad that's not what he says in the original LN.
>>152627863
>guy took on an entire party of Silver-rank adventurers
>goblins only win when they take on unprepared newbs
>lolurshit
and this is when Goblin Slayer jumped the shark despite him proving Gobbos are fucking shit in the chapter before this.
UNLESS he directly means the hero-class Gobs but there's no evidence for that yet. The closest we got were the Hob and shaman and both died in short order.
>>152649076
>E: Something that can provide an instant lifeline to safety no matter how deep in the seabed you are
... You can do that?
From an economic perspective alone, doesn't it make no sense for the army to completely ignore goblins and leave it all up to random newbie adventurers to take care of them privately, with horrendous attrition rates?
I mean, if gobs are raiding and burning farms almost totally unchecked, then food doesn't make it to market, then people start to starve.
In real life we don't ignore pests attacking crops just because pests are not prestigious prey.
LQ when?
>>152659020
They aren't ignoring them because they aren't prestigious. They're ignoring them because there's a demon army marching on them in a different neck of the woods.
>>152659020
Read the LNs.
>>152659020
It makes sense if theres a shortage of food and an overpopulated unskilled pool of workers (adventurers) whether the goblins kill the adventurers or the adventurers kill the gobs their problems solve themselves.
>>152658674
>Connect your gate scroll to dry land.
>Use the gate scroll to get to safety when you're thrown under the ocean with a rock tied to your foot.
I don't know how this can be complicated anon.
>>152659102
On the contrary, if you have a abundance of fertile, undeveloped land, you can give the unskilled pool of laborers farm area to develop it.
The problem you have is an abundance of labor wanting to be 'adventurers'. Let' em be farmers.
>>152659347
So, I can set the location as the vacuum of space to suck in whatever is in front?
>>152650150
Have you ever been to a swimming pool? 10 feet or so down? Remember the pressure building up in your ears?
The air pressure pushing down on the water from the bottom of the ocean is immense enough to crush submarines, its why we have explored more of our atmosphere than the ocean. The gate scroll was used as a type of hose to release the pressure in a certain way. It just so happened that the water blew out like a guillotine.
>>152659480
That's just the reverse of what Goblins Slayer did so you probably can.
>>152650928
Anon delivers.
Feckin' goblins. They invented gayness!
>>152659020
The kingdoms aren't as peaceful with each other and they are very paranoid. If said Elves sent an army, the Human would suspect an attack .
>>152648856
>Haven't played DnD in a long time, but as far as I remember not every class can use mgaical scrolls, and using them doesn't require you to roll anything.
>What is Use Magic Device skill
>>152616542
dried blood doesnt smell of anything. i would even hazard the guess that dogs would have more to go off of a fairly fresh sock rather then dried blood. that coagulation shit is working wonders.
>>152656540
It's severely lacking the complaints against it.
>>152656250
As some others have noticed, some of his tactics would have rolled a die. The enemy equipment scavenging would have put him at the DM's mercy as the DM can easily spawn broken weapons or even unarmed enemies if needed. The DM's deliberately letting the guy have an easy time. I see why some scream DMPC, this sounds way too much like one.
>>152652401
Only read the first LN but seems like the God "Truth" isn't too fond of him.
>>152644907
what would you expect from a dumb goblin
Is is there a land owner or local noble for the villages?
>>152660369
>The enemy equipment scavenging would have put him at the DM's mercy
that depends on the rules and how much they affect/define the world the game is played in. Like are all things is this world schrodinger's itemdrop until the DM rolls, or does the DM only roll for the adventurers and/or things they care about?
>>152657862
Yes, and they should be covered in fur and have cat-like features and anatomic structures. You know, like they're an actual beast-man rather than just having ears and a tail like a lazy cosplayer.
>>152660694
It appears he scavenges from others but what do the others have? There doesn't appear to be random drops. The DM could say "The enemies you killed were unarmed" or "During your fight, the enemies poorly constructed and maintained weapons broke".
>>152654159
https://youtu.be/_ki4Xc3ixtc
>tfw you will never derail the DM's plans this hard
>>152660369
>>152660831
>>152660694
Damn it you guys, you don't roll dice to decide if the dinner you cook is delicious in real life, it's the same for him and all the other NPCs. The gods are rolling dice against him, and for the most part, he's ignoring everything.
His world might be a game board to the gods, but it's still as real to him as ours is to us.
>>152660762
Go write your own stories if you want furries to be biologically correct.
>>152661076
>tfw make pathfinder campaign
>6 of my friends play
>scale the hardness up
>they give me a hard time while dming doing shit out of the stories context
>try hard not to get out of character
>boss at the end of the woods is in tower
>tank say" if I roll a 20 I get to run up the tower, and suplex it into the ground"
>I agree
>he does it
>laugh riot ensues
>havent made another story since
Being a dm is hard
>>152661161
You do roll for plenty of things. An DM might have you roll for the off chance your character bit into a poisonous dish before realizing it. Asshole DMs do worse.
>>152661244
Flexibility is key. Try to allow enough wiggle room incase shit like that happens.
>>152661244
If you're the DM, it's a delicate balance between a plausible enough setting & situation & one you can easily change in case one of your guys rolls a 20 & snipes the BBEG early.
>>152661161
If I was the DM & I was against him, I'd make one of his weapons break due to bad quality or run into something he'd avoid if he had peripheral vision.
>>152651086
>In the LN she immediately dislikes Priestess the moment she sees her
>She also sounded pretty bitter when she noticed how much he spoke to Priestes
Cow Girl worst girl
>>152661375
>>152661452
I gave them way too much freedom, they keep asking for more, but I've learned my lesson.
So when is sorceress gonna fug Gs?
>>152661518
Don't railroad too hard. DM of the Rings is just as much "How things can fuck up" as it is humor. Have the restrictions be somewhat plausible & they might not complaint about it.
>>152661563
Gobbed. She going to be gobbed.
>>152650403
I know that pose
>>152661588
Delete this right now.
>>152661285
That's not the point. Your DnD characters don't become autonomous beings when you're not playing the game. Goblin slayer isn't even trying to play against the DM, just a background NPC with nothing to do with the main plot.
>>152661588
There's no main or side characters getting raped in the next three volumes.
>>152661563
>So when is sorceress gonna fug Gs?
Never
She wants Lancer's spear
>>152656849
>asking for girls to get gobbed
No anon, all of the girls are going to get gobbed.
We just like to dictate the order it ill happen.
>cowtits>elf>clerk>priestess
Only cowtits will be impregnated, elf will die in captivity but will also get fucked exclusively in the anus. A fact that will unsettle GS a great deal when he finds her body.
Clerk will be murdered while getting fugged in a raid.
Priestess will be dragged away from goblins slayers body after he dies in a dungeon to something stupid which is definitely her fault.
She will then be titty fucked into mindbreak by a shaman.
Calling it now.
>>152661563
Not a Goblin, not interested.
>>152661684
Kinda sucks to see how you're in denial about this, knowing this is a light novel aimed at teenagers.
>>152661489
He's not a player though so why would the DM even care that much? You roll to fuck over the players, not some random NPC that fights a lot of goblins and is rarely even around players.
>>152656250
Wouldn't there still be rolls, but all the bonuses and minuses add up to the point that no roll matters?
>>152661649
Your average NPC isn't a DMPC. I'd call bullshit on this character if I was in a session & he's in the group. DMPCs can end up ruining the game.
>>152662021
You don't have as big of a risk pissing off player's if that's what you mean. If he's really like DMPC he looks like, the DM wouldn't want to kill him off or anything close.
>>152662056
Stop thinking of their world as a game too much. The author is literally telling the reader that if the outcome can't be changed by any type of roll at all, you don't even get to touch the dice.
Think of it like this. You've got a billion AC, so nobody bothers rolling when you get struck, since they know you're impervious to all forms of physical damage.
>>152662187
God fucking damn it, read the novel. I'm repeating the same shit over and over again, and it keeps flying over your heads.
>>152662021
Good question. Why would the DM pour so much attention onto a npc? It's not like anyone here ever encountered a DM wanking npcs or anything else before.
I agree. Fuck dmpcs
>>152662225
That's some major bullshit. Here we have an NPC unaffected by things everyone else is. The author go through lengths to demonstrate his effectiveness & more. It's got DMPC written all over it.
>>152662225
If we stop thinking it as a game, the lack of borderline magical specialized skills keeping GS afloat wouldn't exist. More problems show up.
>>152662225
>>152662350
You guys bitch about DMPCs but the real PC of the story just shit all over her first rape dungeon and have Excalibur handed over to her on a silver platter. Its par for course and it shows GS to be at least worth his Silver rank.
>>152662283
>>152662350
Geez anons, maybe the DM isn't the author.
>>152662413
Specialized magical skills are never said to exist, only the spells they cast.
>>152662498
You're goddamn right. But secondaries that don't read the LN wouldn't know this.
Shit. Priestess is still a psuedo-PC, since the player is still assigning her new spells to have maximum optimization with GS's tactics and tendencies.
>>152661983
>japanese teenagers
Fixed that for you.
>>152662498
That isn't hard to come across. The players are more experienced, perhaps the DM softer after the TPK, they rolled a better character or another of the millions of reasons someone's can screw up in the early game but do well later. Low level D&D can be harsh.
>>152662511
Talking about the skills GS must have. The kinda more mundane but still incredible stuff like silent movements & shit. Martials have useful abilities too.
>>152662751
>Martials
What edition are you playing?
>>152662793
Martials have existed for a long time.
>>152662825
I mean which edition where you actually want to roll a Martial?
>>152660147
Use Magic Device doesn't necessarily make you roll.
>>152662906
You can't take 10 on UMD, nor take 20 for obvious reasons.
Isn't this just a Grimgar ripoff?
>>152662906
Really? As far as I remembered, some magical items didn't need you to roll use magic device (a wizard using the scroll he did himself, potions, or vocally activated items) but for those items that you couldn't normally use without UMD, you needed to roll.
>>152662979
Nice bait.
>>152662994
Goblin Slayer isn't based on strictly DnD alone. The author's played at least 5 different kinds of pen and paper rpgs over the last 10 years. It makes sense if he uses elements from each game he finds interesting.
>>152621563
Whag did he do?
>>152663117
>Goblin Slayer isn't based on strictly DnD alone
Yeah, sure. But the UMD comment I was responding to definitely sounded DnD centric.
>>152625825
Who is that dude?
>>152663203
He threw a bag of gold at her because he has no idea what she likes . They had dinner that she cooked
>>152663770
The job i mean
>>152661244
For that specific situation I would give you one tidbit of advice.
If you don't want stupid shit to happen in your campaign, don't agree to players trying to do stupid shit in your campaign.
That said, try to avoid ever responding with the word 'no' to a player asking you if they can do something, it's better to make up a plausible reason why such an action wouldn't work regardless of dice rolls.
An example in your specific scenario would be pointing out that the tower is too tall to run up in a single turn, or that there is some kind of obstacle blocking the character from running up the tower straight away (like a ledge that juts out too far or a window or something). Also you should have made the player do at least two rolls for that action, one to run up the tower in a single turn and one to attempt to grapple the boss (an opposed check against the boss' strength), then, if they won the grapple, explained that you can't grapple and suplex in the same turn (both are attacks, you can only take one attack action per turn).
Basically, use the rules, use fluff, use lore or if all else fails just make up something that sounds reasonable that bars the player from performing the action.
If your players still have an issue after all that and want to do the ridiculous bullcrap anyway then talk to them about their attitude. The game isn't about any one character being an unstoppable bad-ass who murders everyone, it's about everybody at the table having fun and cooperating to fight through the challenges and unravel the story the DM has created. If even talking to them about it doesn't work then congrats, you're player is a 'That Guy' and should be immediately ejected from the campaign with extreme prejudice.
Why is /a/ so into this? Is it because the goblin rape little girls?
>>152649838
Only grown-up stuff huh?
>>152664852
>/a/
Add /v/ and /pol/ to this.