This is Darkness alongside her phat tits. Say something

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>>152601923
Darkness is a very pretty girl, and I love the moments when she takes her knightly duties seriously. At her worst she is tolerable, but at her best she outshines all other girls.

She's my favourite.

Lalatina

>>152602400
I agree. Aqua gets no pan points and Megumin gets chuuni loli points but Darkness's masochistic nature makes her best girl to me. Oppai doesn't hurt.

>>152601923
hello darkness my old friend

>>152602444
Checked and keked

Worst girl

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Megumin sounds weird because it's the diminutive of Megumi.
Yunyun sounds weird because it sounds like the nickname you'd give someone called Yun.

How is Chomusuke weird? Aren't names ending in -suke incredibly common boy's names (most notably Sasuke)?

All I see are boobs

>>152601923
Her heart is bigger than her boobs.

>>152601923
She is a coal burning slut who likes when inferior men dominate her.
You are literally a cuckold if you like her.
Megumin is best girl.
Aqua is for people with IQ's under 100.

>>152603204
all the jap like names are considered weird in fantasy straya. satou kazuma is weird, all the adventures that aqua send down are considered having weird names by locals. crimson magic clansman were created and then named by one of the adventurers and stuck with 'weird style names' he gave them becasue they think its cool.

>>152603370
Crimson Demons were also created to be the most attractive and good looking people around.

The guy who created them was a true patrican

>>152602082
her M fetish grew old 5 minutes after her appearance, and she's by far the most utterly useless member of the party
worst girl from a bunch of worst girls

>>152603569
>having 100 billion HP and the defense of a Metal Slime + Shuckle
>Useless

A one-shot glass cannon and a retard no amount of Gym Badges can properly control needs a meatshield.

>>152601923
why do her boobs look so weird?

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She is boobs....boobs.

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>>152601923
I hate the superabundance of masochist pandering in chinese cartoons (especially compared to sadist pandering), but Darkness is still my favourite of the main 3 girls in Konosuba.

>>152601923
Make those tittays bounce

>>152601923
>The group stumbles upon a battle between to members of the Dark Lords order.
>A dark priest and a winged dragon man.
>The dark priest fights him with terrible powers ripped form hell then gloats loudly before speaking of evil unspeakable acts he'd do to his concubines
>Darkness has multiple mini orgasms and her knees get weak
>The Dark priest spies them and attacks them
>He makes his hand become a black claw and grabs darkness and holds her down on the ground
>He mounts her spreading her legs
>Cue a nastiest sado masochistic scene where both are WAY too into it
>He squeezes her wrists and bites her neck she lets out a whorish wail of pain and extacy
>The party stars red faced in disbelief over what's happening in front of them
>Aqua puts her hand over Memumi's face and says "Ka-Ka-Kazuma! DO SOMETHING"
>Kazuma says "Like what get a video camera!"
>UUUUUU says Darkness you can't defeat me that easily, my heart will never be swayed by you.
>He says "In time all of you will be mine, even your heart"
>She says "NoooOOOoo" as if she's on the verge of something very big happening.
>Kazuma snaps out of it and leaps at him with a sword

Turns out he was recruited because he's got some sort of ancient demon blood and has a knack for dark magic summoning and toruture on top of his sadistic streak. But is actually just an almost overly nice guy who snaps and becomes evil occasionally.
Will both blush heavily if anyone even mentions date or going steady.
He'll occasionally show up to help them or drag Darkness off at inopportune moments.

>>152601923
If I say something nice about Darkness, will she finally leave Kazuma and stop ruining Konosuba with her shittiness?

I wouldn't mind a girlfriend like Darkness. Megumin is no fun. Aqua is dumb as fuck.

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>>152606337
>Megumin is no fun

Explain

>>15260641
Flat chest and no butt.
She is explosive though.

>>152601923
i want to bully her

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>>152602792
Came here to post this.

I love how saggy the tits in this show are. It's so refreshing.

I want to lock her in my dungeon and forget about her

divorcedness

Why are blondes in dark clothing so good?

>>152610225
Get your realistic boobs out of here, we want perky, large, gigantic boobs that defy gravity and physics.

>>152603569
Darkness is probably the strongest member in the group.

>>152603569
She'll get turned on if you say that to her.