Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? He's like 25
>>152591013
because hes an autistic,friendless, until recently jobless weirdo who lives in an abandoned district due to lower rent and eats monster parts
>>152591013
he's one pound man
not because he finishes in one pound, but because there isn't much woman left after one pound
>>152591013
He's too busy saving the world.
>>152591013
Why don't you have a girlfriend? You're like 25
>>152591013
He's bald.
>>152591013
He would probably accidentally destroy anyone he has sex with
>>152591115
I'm weak, not fit, and I don't have a baddass face like Saitama.
>>152591013
The last time he had a girlfriend she was into fisting. Things didn't work out.
>most powerful being
>can't even get a gf
What hope is there for me
>>152591013
because he's not a fucking normalfag
>>152591013
hes a hairlet
>>152591013
He's a male Japanese, and a MC to boot. His sex drive is almost non existant.
>>152591013
Self insert
>>152591013
he's bald
>>152591013
He lives in an abandoned area where no one else does, he spent the entirety of the last 3 years training himself without caring about anything else, and before that he was unemployed.
I'd be surprised if he did have a girlfriend.
Cause girls are GAY
>>152592042
>He lives in an abandoned area where no one else does, he spent the entirety of the last 3 years training himself without caring about anything else, and before that he was unemployed
Wow, I realized I'm almost literally Saitama. I'm also pretty much Goku. Do I get a price?
>>152591013
He's bald, has no money and people don't know him. Also he dresses like a goof.
>>152592223
He looked alright when he had hair, how come he didn't have a girlfriend by then?
Why do you think he needs one?
>>152592242
Soul destroyed by fruitless employment efforts, probably didn't care.
>>152592277
How else is he supposed to handle his sex drive?
>>152592326
Sexfriends
>>152592326
>>152592367
Or whores and casual sex.
>>152591013
All his powers are actually a wizard powers. He just got his wizard status before turning 30 due to all his hard work.
>>152592326
He becomes One Fap Man.
B A L D
A
L
D
>>152591110
He's actually lazy as fuck.
>bald
>manlet
>no money
The unholy trinity.
>>152592242
He's more handsome when he lost his hair.
Saitama with hair looks like a faggot like you
He looks like a potatoe.
He's not even trying to get one.
He dresses badly.
He has no hair.
Genos would kill any girl trying to get too close to him.
>>152592326
He probably lost it with, you know, all his emotions.
Fubooty hangs out at his house
close enough
Watch episode 2 when goes full commando.
His dick is really small.
Unlikely, but I hope he get together with Tats.
>>152593397
Probably not, pretty sure he's not a Pedo.
Her sister though.
>>152592863
>tfw im literally just as lazy as saitama and only put effort in when i feel like it
holy shit being able to relate saitama is nuts
>>152591013
He's a bald, unemployed manlet.
>>152594196
>manlet
He's average japanese height
>>152592277
>>152594441
He's literally a housewife, doesn't he have any pride or something?
>>152594523
>implying he shouldn't be proud to be Saitama's housewife
Saitama was handsome as fuck with hair.
>>152591013
>Saitama
Not sexually attractive enough.
Doesn't care enough.
Piss poor.
Not
>mysterious
enough.
>tfw 25
>>152593485
Fubuki got acquaintance zoned recently.
>>152595037
If ONE keeps improving like this his art there will be a point where Murata won't be necessary
>>152595203
He's still at least 10 years behind Murata in skill. It's looking a lot better compared to his early chicken scratches though.
Uk has translated the latest chapter.
ENJOY
https://imgur.com/a/mt96u#YBdFUgl
>>152595323
Nah I mean till his art is decent enough to not need Murata anymore
>>152595480
It never needed murata.
Murata is simply a bonus.
To have gotten to the point of where he is now, he dropped all weight that is social interaction, emotions and stuff like that.
>>152591064
Underrated post
>>152595037
>Fubuki being completely lost in WAT state
always.
>anons actually wanting 3DPD
Weeeew
>>152591013
;_;
>>152596373
Not all of us are fine with our mediocrity.
>>152591013
Sonic is 25 too.
>>152598092
And that is why you are miserable.
>>152598092
Isn't 3D inherently mediocre?
>>152596278
no, you're just gay
>>152595480
If you look at Mob Psycho where he uses assistants it looks almost like an actual manga.
>>152598378
Got a page to use as example?
>>152591013
yeah but he's bald
BALD
>>152598442
BALD ASSHOLE
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwixxJbd_djRAhUC4mMKHTRQCpMQyCkIHDAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DAUdfdzm0EpU&usg=AFQjCNHgrDaIW9c6XNF58oLOCKHscWZ2Jg&sig2=oDmzhPObg38UOKuORhJp1w&bvm=bv.144686652,d.cGc
>>152598289
3D is inherently sub-par at best.
>>152598423
>>152598423
Just imagine the character in focus being done by ONE, and rest around him/her by Murata. Pretty much that.
>>152598559
I wonder why they adapted this in the anime, it happens after what the anime adapted.
>>152598423
>>152593078
Where does he get this wonderful shirts?
>>152598735
amazon.jp
>>152598711
I think ONE's endgoal is for his art to look like it looks in the Mob Psycho anime.
>>152598158
I've honestly imagined Sonic as being the type of guy to just suck his own dick while looking in the mirror and just call it a day. A guy that pretty and egotistical would think that he's too good for a gf.
And now with him obsessing over defeating Saitama, he'll definitely never get a gf.
>>152598423
>>152591013
Because he's a jap, they're all low-test and socially inept. They have no urge to seek out women and reproduce, and what little free time they have goes towards escaping their lonely and sad existence by watching shitty slice of life harem animes instead of trying to bang women
If he ejaculated inside a girl she'd explode.
>>152599036
Nobody asked about your life.
>>152599114
>implying i watch slice of life harem anime
Nice try faggot
>>152593296
> lost all his emotions
Sounds like what a chuuni would say. Saitama was clearly shown having all his emotions, he's just a bit depressed and doesn't know what to do with his life.
>>152599174
His main goal in life is fight a worthy opponent.
He's kinda like Kanaka.
>>152595480
Please, he's hundred of years away from Murata in skills, he's got 7 years of experience and hardly improved.
>>152599216
He's autistic/too lazy to think about just trying to find another hobby.
They just need to fully get into video games and have King as opponent, now they'll have a proper impossible goal.
How did Saitama earn money in the time he started working out and before he joined the organization?
>>152599277
Speaking of King, did he really fire that laser in the Garou arc or was it just delusions? I never understood completely that scene.
>>152599315
>I can't read speech bubble
>>152599315
reread it then
honestly if you don't read the MA arc at least twice a week you don't belong here
>>152599315
>I never understood completely that scene.
Seems like you're retarded.
>>152599216
>Kanaka x Saitama bed adventures
I'm guessing it's like constant earthquakes at night.
Same reasons why /a/ doesn't.
The real question being, what should they do to re-awaken Saitama's sex drive?
>>152599457
Jesus can someone redraw her legs, they look so unnatural. Also balloon tits that defy gravity because animes.
>>152599457
if he finds a female that broke her limiter that would do it
>>152599522
do it yourself if you know so well.
haha yeah, imagine having no girlfriend at 25...
>>152599343
>Only twice a week
What weak dedication you have
>>152599811
m8 I read it every day, I said twice a week so he can get into the habit
>>152591013
He might be as powerful as he wants but he still looks like dyel with shirt on and Murata serious mode off.
And he is a manlet
>>152591013
because she wouldn't survive fisting.
>>152591013
I've got a year on him and I'm nowhere near having a girlfriend.
>>152599905
>And he is a manlet
Well he's a very tall manlet, I'll give him that.
>>152591013
What are you talking about?
>>152591013
>>152600734
Is that part of the training?
>>152600734
Fuck off fujo, Genos doesn't even have a dick
>>152600818
But does he have holes? :3
>>152600899
Structural weakness, might as well use the space for carrying explosives.
>>152600955
He must have exhaust pipes.
>>152600818
All he has to do is install a pocket pussy
>>152601338
I'm sure Genos just uses his mouth and nostrils as exhaust pipes like organic humans
>>152602011
>using intake as exhaust pipes
>>152591013
He's bald and short.
He's bald and most womenincluding myselfdislike balding men, especially ones on the shorter side.
He's like 5'7", right? I'm 6'1".
>>152602208
Why would jap women want a tall guy by american standards when they themselves are like 150-160cm tall?
>>152602208
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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captcha related
>>152591013
More likeWHEN IS THE NEXT UPDATE?
>>152602134
>woman
>6'1"
You forgot to append your (male) tag to "woman."
>>152599216
I think Kanaka just wants challenging opponents to sate her insanity, but she keeps getting stronger and thus there are less and less challenges.
>>152602288
Nice misquote, lmao.
Also while you're probably not wrong considering it's 4chan, there are plenty of 6'+ women, usually with Nordic heritage.
>>152602288
It brings me great joy to have my presence emasculate you, sweetie.
>>152602208
>She doesn't like balding men
Remove yourself.
>>152602478
How many more grils do you know that are your height?
>>152602556
None, but some are taller.
>>152602515
Nope, sorry baldy.
>>152602208
>6'1"
literally giraffe tier
I hope you faggots are ready for some blog
I'm an international aid worker who goes to shithole countries to throw money at problems that would be easier to solve with genocide
in most of those countries not having kids by the age of 15-17 is weird and having NO kids by age 20 is seen as weird. I'm 27 with no family and I'm frequently treated like an alien. I was once accused of being homosexual because I wouldn't accept some nigger's daughter as a wife because what kind of man would REFUSE a free woman.
Anyway my point is don't judge yourself or anyone else by society's standards because society can be fuck all retarded.
>>152596278
>shitty tired out kissanime tier memes
>underrated
your birth was overrated
>>152603005
The point is that the strongest person in the world, who is a man, doesn't have a girlfriend. Hell Superman got his girl's pussy wet just by doing his regular hero work.
>>152591013
He's not interested in anything, except for sales.
Why can't people understand that Saitama doesn't swing that way? He's homosexual and confirmed by ONE. He probably likes King but King don't want none of that.
>>152591013
Because he has lost most of his emotional capacity.
>>152591013
He's not white
>>152603103
i'm pretty sure there are various interactions with genos and sonic that disprove that
>>152603292
t.dumbass
>>152602932
>>6'1"
literally giraffe tier
>I'm 219cm ;_;
>>152603101
>Mini boros
You do all realize that it's pretty much guaranteed that Metal Knight jacked Boros's corpse and is going to make a metal boros.
>lmao, if you're x years old you should totally have a girlfriend/boyfriend already
Life isn't a 100 m race AND it most definitely doesn't have a unique template everyone must follow
>>152602208
>6'1"
sister you are not in a bargaining position here
>>152603587
>literally called the human race
>>152603587
It's not a 100m race, but for men it's a clearance sale: either you're there early and have a lot of money to spend, or you're stuck with sloppy seconds, used goods and broken material. If you're lucky you can get an unused but inferior Chinese bootleg of the item you wanted.
>>152603692
This post really got me thinking, thanks.
>>152602208
>tfw 5'6
w-will nip women be okay with this?
Mob Psycho won the 62nd Shogakukan Manga award. Thought it would be cool for all of you to know
>>152603743
no
but you don't want nip women, anyway. you actually don't even want women in the first place.
>>152591013
because every girls ideal man should be a bald guy who wears a cape
>>1526031
also penniless
>>152603780
So stick with 2D then? Gotcha
>>152602208
Tits with timestamp of GTFO slut
>>152603509
Or maybe he will do science shit on his corpse and somehow through Boros' survival genes will resurrect him and Boros and Saitama will be besties.
>>152591013
is he one of us? /r9k/
>>152593078
What are you talking about? He looks fine with hair.
>>152591013
Leave the male Christmas cake on peace.
>>152591214
Kiyoshi is a male Jap and also the main character in his series. His sex drive is also enough to fuel the entire nation.
>>152598257
Nah Im just not afraid to go for something I want regardless of the risk or inevitable pain Ill feel.
Im a badass /a/. Thats why.
I want more suiryuu, when is then ext updatE?
He's enlightened
That means a lower than average libido
Between that, his lack of ambition, and his very tertiary interest in companionship, it's a combination of low interest and low opportunity
>>152592901
So what you're saying is, I should start working out before the world gets bumraped by the monsters.
Also, is there a reliable place to read the manga? I downloaded a batch off Nyaa a while back but once it got to around the MA tourney, it seemed like chapters were missing or mis-numbered and the plot was all over the place.
>>152605130
He is above us, he reads manga on paper and watches anime in original format when it's aired.
>>152591013
He's too busy being meme'd to death by normies and shounenfags
>>152602208
>No tall qt will ever notice my manlet existence
>even though having a cute tall gf has always been my dream
I understand why you hate 3D so much now /a/. Forgive me for doubting you.
BROOOTHHHHEERRR!!!!!111!!!!!1
>>152602478
W-why does that sound hot?
>>152605057
I'm telling you, it's gonna be Metal-Boros.
>MK cedes to NeoHA
>Both HA and NeoHA heroes start appearing at disaster locations
>Metal-Boros is eventually deployed
>Something goes haywire
>MBoros steamrolls through a bunch of HA A ranks until he meets Saitama
>Gets one punched
>Mini/Baby Boros emerges from within remainsadd amnesia to wipe out the 'evil'
>initiate >>152603101 comic
Why do idiots here thinks Saitama has no money? He's freaking rich as fuck. Genos payed him big bucks but he doesn't use it because he's a cheapass. This is what ONE said on the interview when asked what happened to Genos rent.
>>152591013
Having a gf saps your strength.
>>152605196
Joe-kun sex drive is way higher
>>152591013
>Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? He's like 25
fuck you man
>>152605340
Reading manga on paper is overrated
>>152605572
You're actually right. He's just always so busy with his ants he's hardly ever around.
>Ups and molests an actual retard shortly before charging into a crowd of girls and tearing off clothes here and there.
>>152605623
Yeah, but when RAWs are needed, guess who's the type that gives them?
CAPED BALDY!
>>152605638
i still can't believe the sports festival is overtfw no Wet T-Shirt Contest
>>152606285Are there more chapters available? I could only find up to >9M TO IMPACT
>>152602208
Normally I'd be the same way but Saitama is a darn cute baldy.
>>152605253
Next Monday, it should be the end of the tournament, Gouketsu interference and hopefully WDM vs Garou.
>>152606340
go to plebbit for the raws, but mangatopia has translated up to 239
>>152591013
Because despite being a god, he was also also a bald, broke, reclusive loser.
>>152606425
> WDM vs Garou
not happening, nice meme thou
>>152606448
Ah, alright. Ta, anon. I figured I was up to date.But now I have two questions for you, anon.
Breasts or Booty? And who is the best girl?
>>152602208
>>152600818
Genos can be a girl too
>>152606531
Not that anon but kate is best girl. Mari is just a misandrist cunt. Kate is the best because she can be molded into a beautiful person. And she has the cutest body and hairstyle.
>>152606885
Kate was at her peak while she was monitoring the scene with the snakesand masturbating all the while.
At least she's not Mari or Meiko, whose hypocrisy knows no bounds.
>>152606531Hana is love, Hana is lifealso Mitsuko is patrician tier
and about the other questionmedusa
>>152607010
You, right there. You are my soul brother.
>>152607010
fug forgot the spoiler
>>152607010
I want to make hana addicted to drinking my piss. I know its sick but its her fault I have a watersports fetish now.
>>152607145
i too had a watersport fetish, then i tried it
Not my thing anymore
>>152606425
I can hardly wait until his full strength is proven to be not enough by Saitama or Gouketsu
>>152606976
Exactly. I want to turn her away from the unsavory aspects of her personality and make her waifu tier. Make her forget about her petty vendettas and grudges so that she can focus her energy on positively improving herself.
Then when its said and done and shes realized her potentialI watch her being happy in another man/womans arms knowing I was never good enough for her and what I did and experienced is enough to make me happy
>>152591127
Girls like bald guys though
>>152607699Only black guys
>>152607699
they like people who embrace the baldness not the baldness itself
>>152608021
delet this
>>152607426
But looks like he already lost his confidence when Saitama used Death Punch.
If One plans to make Suiryu relevant, then he should face Gouketsu and beat him.
Saitama is losing the tournament because Snek will recognize him.
>>152609153
Suiryu is stronger than Saitama. He hasn't even use his void fist that just deletes anything he punches.
>>152606285
Lets be glad the pacing in OPM current arc wasnt as bad as PS School Festival.
Shit, that was as painful was reading Bleach.
>>152591013
>implying that 25 year olds should have girlfriends
>on 4chan
500 replies guaranteed.
>>152591049
One Punched.
>>152609183
It's called void fist because he only kicks, and never punches. Truly the void fist.
>>152609597
dumbass look at his arms. He's got bands that seals his arms.
He already has a housewife, he doesn't need a girlfriend.
>>152591013
>ugly
>apathetic
>poor
>no job
>no perspective
>only hobby is video games and tv
>no real friends
>a joke in the public eye
Just like the average 4chan anon
>>152603363
Faggot.
>>152591064
God damn it anon.....
>>152610416
Saitama's not ugly, tho
Fubuki and Tatsumaki are obviously after his dick.
He's also not jobless because he's a hero. Genos is a friend, and at a stretch you could also say King is a friend.
>>152591115
Fuck you.
>>152612056
>Saitama's not ugly, tho
He totally is. Fubuki and Tatsumaki are after his dick because they have realized he is actually the strongest man on the planet, despite his bad PR.
>He's also not jobless because he's a hero.
Well yeah, but he is not respected in the public eye. All people think he's a fraud.
>Genos is a friend, and at a stretch you could also say King is a friend.
Genos is a subordinate. It's a master/disciple relationship, not real friendship. King is a genuine friend, but he only meets Saitama in secret.
>>152610416
>ugly
Im not the best looking guy or even that handsome but Im not ugly.
>apathetic
To some extent. But not completely.
>poor
Yes Im guilty of this
>no job
Yup
>no perspective
>no ambition
Well that hurts
>only hobby is tv and games
Is that so bad?
>no real friends
Okay l guess.
>a joke in the public eye
Harsh but probably true.
Is everyone else really like this?
>>152610416
>Ugly
Nah
>Apathetic
Surprisingly no
>poor
not really
>No job
yep
>Only hobby is video games and TV
Vidya, TV, Card games, Collecting, Violin
>No real friends
Only 1
>Joke in the public
i probably am not that it really matters since i'm the one who has live my life
>>152591013
>Why doesn't he have a girlfriend? He's 25
Are you seriously asking this question on /a/?
>>152612866
>ugly
>nah
Sure anon. Youre a total sex god semen demon.
No. Youre as ugly as the rest of us.
>>152599168
>implying i watch slice of life harem anime Nice try
You sound like a fat fujo
>>152612866
>>152612654
>anons in denial about their looks
>>152599036
Jap anon here. Thats bullshit. Me and my pompadour gang go around fucking bitches all over nippon. Hell we fucked alot of your stuck up white sluts in america too. Dont project your bullshit on us.
>>152591115
Because I'm gay and self-hating for it.
>>152613893
Are you effeminate and hairless? Id fuck you like the fag you are.
>>152613994
No, I wouldn't say I'm either
>>152602208
Saitama's officially 5'10" so he's actually average
>>152614151
For the last time you smug shits, 5'8 is average. 5'10 is above average.
>>152614419
I'm 5'8' so I'm not sure why you're pissy anon, but 5'10" is average in the West
>>152593078
Will Saitama ever be happy?
>>152614523
Shut the fuck up. The average is 5'7". Im not a fucking manlet.
>>152614419
What does being 6'6" make me?
>>152614419
>>152614151
>>152614523
Can you imagine being a manlet AND having a small dick? God the frustration and anger one would feel. Holy shit.
>>152614151
>>152614419
>>152614523
>5'anything
>average
yeah keep telling yourself that short stuff
>>152591157
HAHA
>>152615198
Japanese are considerably smaller, wtf are you on about?
>>152614758
Having a smaller dick would be nice, I'd be able to buy store condoms.
>>152616339
Why do you keep posting your own picture faggot, we're not here to roast your dumb ass
>>152616371
I thought it was you? Aren't you an OPMfag? I'm a DBZfag btw.
>>152599216
At first I thought this was rule 69 Kars...
>>152616337
Are you seriously implying youre hung? So hung you cant buy store condoms? And youre on 4chan? Yeah right. Your pecker is likely tiny. Stop fucking lying.
>>152616339
This guy is literally______(You)______
>>152616809
Condoms are like 15 inches long, so I'm not packing a ruler, but most condoms in the US only have a maximum width of 57mm, so yes I can't buy them
>>152609153
So did the beetle guy at the start, but then he transformed into his final form and Suiryuu still hasn;t
>>152591013
Was it confirmed that Saitama had about the same personality as he has know through out high school, maybe college assuming he attended it and before he became almost completly deadpan. Cause if not I'm willing to bet that during the span of years between puberty and when he becomes emotional dead he had at least a romantic crush on someone. Now whether or not those feelings where returned enough to get to hand holding is another thing
>>152618665
Read the manga. He's the same when he was in highschool. He's a lazy fuck who only wants to pick fights. Also Mumen Rider is his schoolmate.
>>152618754
so he was basically a delinquent/yankee
>>152603061
Because girls DONT LIKE HIM you fucking mongloid
Yeah what a weirdo, h-haha
>>152618130
Your pecker is tiny. Stop lying.Theres no way that even random anons on 4chans anime board have a bigger dick than me. No.
>>152614670
Still a virgin
Post yfw they say they didn't like the Monster Association arc
>>152619501
It's literally a longer and more boring Namek arc. If you liked Namek arc then I guess it's for you.
Anyone here got the pic of black sperm cosplayers looking at the camera.
>>152603509
>>152605539
I honestly feel like if we were gonna get a Metal-Boros, it would've been hinted by now.
Although I guess it's possible that Metal Knight would save Metal-Boros for a God-level threat.
>>152619523
>They actually exist
First, how does it feel to be the epitome of shit taste
>It's literally a longer and more boring Namek arc
The Namek saga is twice as long as this and they are literally nothing alike, or a you going to post some examples strawman
>>152603695
Superb analogy.
>>152592439
UNDERUPVOTED
>>152591013
bald
>>152592326
Genos.
Tatsumaki is his wife
>>152621608
This t b h.
>>152622152
>tfw no doujins of Saitama headpatting the Tats
>>152596373
>wew
>>152622584
>>152591013
>>152610416
>>152610118
Why is this pic so good wtf
>>152591049
ONE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>152612056
>>152626043
> you don't have any friends either
> either
Eh.
>>152603695
Oh no, picking a partner later in life when you both know yourselves a lot better and women have more realistic standards, what a nightmare.
>>152591013
he's a bald manlet with a small cock
>>152592326
Killer Moves: Serious Series...
Serious Dick
>>152612056
>Tatsumaki are obviously after his dick.
Get your fanon shit out of here.
>>152612056
>Tatsumaki
No she's not
>>152591013
Doesn't really care about anything. He just needs ahug
>>152627093
There is no point in picking a partner anymore when your partner is too old to fuck.
>>152630221
Go see your mom anon, you really need a hug.
>>152591013
>All day doing his hobby, without any real ambitions or aspirations
This is like the worst thing you can do.
>>152630379
I think being a slave on a boat is worse
>>152591013
He's 25 and bald.
>>152631289
I feel like he rocks it though
>>152630221
The hell are you talking about? Older women are much better for fucking. Im surprised you browse /a/ and dont have a healthy appreciation for cakes and milfs.
>>152630379
Oh please anon as if youre much different. You wouldnt be on /a/ if you had a life. If you had ambition. This place is for dead end losers and degenerates. Weve learned to accept that.
baldy is so pathetic
So when will the madman update? It has been days
I want to fuck that baldy
>>152631533
> It has been days
> DAYS
Spotted the newfag.
>>152631427
No, there are many normal people here, this is very large and pretty well known anime community. I'm in the middle of co-authoring a paper on psychology and I'm sure there are a fair number of people doing similar things here. I just like to post here occasionally even though some of you guys get so triggered by the word weeaboo you report it no matter how inoffensive the usage.
>>152631766
>2017
>unironically using the word newfag
>>152592901
but johnny sins is bald and he fucks all the bitches
>>152613893
Don't worry anon, we still love you.
>>152632265
>2017
>unironically being a newfag
>>152626464
she doesn't have any friends, saitama mentioned this- this is what happened
>>152621608
same
>>152603692
Really made my neurons process information.
>>152592863
>He's actually lazy as fuck.
This
He is more or less like Goku in the sense that he is only interested in fighting strong opponents, the "saving the world" part is just a side benefit since the strong opponents happen to be usually evil-doers but he doesn't care about random people trapped in accidents or stopping back robbers like Superman
>>152614419
I'm freaking 5'8 and as grill that's the average where I live. You have no business calling yourself average if you're under 5'10.
>>152633453
where do you live, the shire?
>>152591013
hes a loser
>>152598092
You're implying 2D is a choice done only in desperation
>>152599457
THICC
>>152599457
saitama's fetish is femdom
but he has yet to find a girl to overpower him
fubuki is totally into him only hes autistic and has no social skills delta fair wolf
>>152591013
The same reason anyone else around his age doesn't. They're either ugly or autistic.
>>152633723
>fubuki is totally into him
Is this real or just shipperfags' headcanon
>>152633970
it's obviously just shipperfags. There wasn't even a sign of romantic interest and the same goes for Tatsunfortunately
>>152591013
He's gay. The closest to a female he's gonna go near to is a male cyborg with only the brain as it's human part and no actual dick on the rest of it's body.
>>152634040
Fubuki clearly have a big interest for him, while Tats doesn't.
>>152634171
>>152634040
>>152633970
>>152633723
see this
>>152595037
She's clearly feeling awkward by hearing Saitama say she wasn't a friend.
For the record, Saitama is also kind of an asshole. To not consider Genos to be a friend at this point is disappointing.
>>152634171
Yes, she obviously wants to have him in her group. Every other feeling you imagine her to have for Saitama is simply your delusion.
>>152634506
>She's clearly feeling awkward by hearing Saitama say she wasn't a friend.
Well it IS awkward as fuck but still, friend doesn't mean romantic interest.
>>152634506
>To not consider Genos to be a friend at this point is disappointing
Genos is just a stalker with no self awareness. Saitama just about had enough of his shit
Better question. Who could survive a Saitama pounding?
>>152633453
No girls are shorter than that on average.
The average you site applies to men. Youre likely just a female(male). Sorry you and your kind dont count.
>>152634676
Seriously speaking, anyone, as long as Saitama doesn't aim to kill. He has no problem punching humans without doing any more than knocking them out.
>>152634676
Just about anyone. Saitama can control his strength
>>152634745
>>152634763
But holding back's no fun.
>>152631861
>There are seriously people with lives, ambitions and goals here
Disgusting. Fuck off and go write your psych paper with your normalfag colleagues. People like you arent welcome here.
If any of you have lives you need to go normalfags.
>>152634823
does serious series counts as holding back?
Even though he was using those against Sonic and Garou he still was clearly doing it so that it wouldn't kill them compared to Boros.
>>152633453
According to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide
the average height of all females aged 20-29 in the US is 162.9 cm (5 ft 4 in)
the average height of all females aged 18-79 in Germany is 162.8 cm (5 ft 4 in)
>>152631533
Morndas
>>152591049
>not eating monster parts
How else are you supposed to cement yourself as the biggest alpha?
>I eat monsters like you for breakfast
He could say that and he wouldn't even be lying t b h
>>152634872
No thank you, I'd rather talk about Saitama's relationship status. I can't anyway, someone else needs to do some work on it before I can continue writing my bit.
>>152636832
do you eat robbers who you kill when they try and break in? besides who knows if they are even healthy - and its just plain strange anyways.
>>152598378
>>152595480
ONE has his own unique style. Even the original OPM had some real character to it. The emotions get on through and the faces are just right. To some degree I even prefer ONE's style over Murata's since it feels so fresh compared to the every anime style Murata uses.
>>152636854
Fuck you. Just fucking leave.
>>152636922
>implying Saitama would die to something so silly as an illness
>>152636922
That'd be cannibalism anon, and as long as its not the same species, I think it's okay to eat as long as you prepare it right.
>>152636997
>>152636991
the point is thats its socially looked down upon, and as such is a factor in his wizard powers
>>152636928
Murata's art still feels plenty "fresh" because it's at a much higher level of skills than most other series.
He also have way more diversified face types and expressions along with much higher quality. No matter how "fresh" ONE's style is he's got an obvious problem of sameface with his characters.
>>152637119
>mentions sameface
>post a pic where Gatling man and Speed of Sound Flash have sameface
top kek
>>152637162
They've got similar facetype while the three other are different, and even then Flash has got that more effeminate vibe. Diversified face obviously have its limits when you're trying to make good looking characters, but ONE's cast have mostly that round face and the same eyes.
How do I become a STRONG neet?
>>152637467
Become like Subaru and train hardu
>>152593216
Top kek
>>152637622
>Subaru
the car?
>>152637467
become 2d
>>152591013
Yeah what a loser. Why didn't he kill himself already?
>>152591013
Hes gay
>>152640660
>>152640701
>posting Murata's fanfic as proof
>>152591013
He's bald, unemployed and not bold enough to ask a girl out.
>>152640761
>>152640807
>tfw completely bald but not bold enough to get gf
>>152640701
>>152640910
>a character can't lie
Saitama is a proven chronic liar throughout the series.
>>152640983
Fuck off, Genos.
>>152640983
He isn't lying though
>>152640973
>>tfw
But pic related isn't bald.How old are you?
ITT:Omega fodders defending a character's sexual orientation. You can't get any more gayer than that.
>>152641442
B-BUT HE'S NOT GAY
>>152591013
Because if he fisted her she would die.
>>152642765
It would be extremely painful.
>>152640973
Get over it. Don't live your life based on the opinions of all the 6'4 successful male models that seem to roam this website for some reason.
Some people are born with no legs, without a functioning brain, or republican. You can do anything. If you're actually not motivated enough and just looking for an excuse to not get a gf and be happy, know that it is also ok to not be successful, but be honest with yourself, you owe yourself that.
>>152591013
So he's the same as OPMfags?
I bet for the most part the characters are kept single so people can still have their husbandos/waifus all to themselves
>>152591064
My sides