Girls und Panzer

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>deleted again

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what on earth is going on recently

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Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

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>>152565112
There's no god.

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>>152564665
I really hope you have some secret insider information, I really want a dere Shiho in Final as well!

>>152566981
Guppies are more than simple waitresses.

>>152567404
yeah

they're perfect cum sluts!

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I'm a bit afraid that, given that all characters are said to to show up in the final PLUS new characters, won't that be a bit much?

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>>152568206
I don't think it'll be too much as the only major voice lines would be going to new commanders, the only real downside to more characters is more potentially unvoiced crew-members and side characters. (Look at poor Assam, she's been there from the start and barely says boo!)

Though I'm also hoping Final will be chopped up into school-centric episodes/mini-arcs per OVA so each new character will have a good opportunity to get some lines.

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>>152568206
I'm not too worried. They did a pretty good job of introducing all the new schools in der Film while keeping the focus on Ooarai. I'm not expecting any of the side characters to get much love, though.

>>152564665
What happens if you're wrong?

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Does anyone have the webm of Erika and troops singing Panzerlied from THAT Doujin?

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>>152568845
Miho, if you want to keep Yukari awake, just give her a tank book.

>>152569390

baka that is a KFC biscuit it's not even the right dish

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>>152569390

>>152569664
Looks like Sawreehfag is going to need a blood transfusion

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What models are everyone working on?

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I want to share a bed and life and child with Shizuka!

>>152568845
artist?

>>152569664
Fagfag selling his self-insert doujinshi.

>>152570450
I want Rin!

>>152570862
But he's not cosplaying a Maho!

>>152570939
Fagfag can be many girls and has admitted to slef inserting as all of them.

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>always getting recommended these gosh dang tank girls
>shit I may as well marathon on uni break
>the movie is an hour long tank battle

The god damn hypest, how will S2 even compete?

>>152570995
True, but you would think that if he was going to self insert in a Doujinshi, he would go for Maho as he likes her the most.

All I want is to cuddle with Carpaccio and feel her

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>>152571216

>>152570450
That tank as 12mm of armor. fucking piece of junk gets penned by 50cals.

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>>152564665
Why was last night's thread deleted anyway?

>>152571283
I want to sleep with her

>>152571432
>mods being retarded
Welcome to 2017.

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>>152571459

>>152564665
I hope we don't because it will ruin her character and setting. We already know that:
- She didn't took the poor bastard's surname nor allowed her kids to do so;
- He probably doesn't even live in the same house;
- His kids don't give a single fuck about him. Every time Miho gets sad it's because of her sister or mother.
Shiho's muh Senshado is so deep she actually might've married him just to procreate.

>>152570196
I'm normally a gunpla fag so I'm familiar with water transfers and the like but do you normally have to paint tank models?

I want that damn Churchill

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>>152568845
DELET. I WON'T TELL YOU THIS AGAIN.

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Ah, I see they're preparing 'THAT'?

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>>152570196
hopefully I will end it one day

>>152571701
Yeah, you gotta paint them

>>152570196
>A-7
Nice.

I have a model of a AA 737-200 that's been sitting in my closet for years now. Maybe I should sit down and actually do it.

>>152564665
/a/ is not your general board. Go to /c/ and post there instead

>>152572471
but fucked up shit and lewds are not permitted on /c/ and if we move it to /b/ itll just be a furry shithole

The movie is going to be in theatres here on the 26th, how do I convince my friends to see this with me?

>>152572735
Tell them about the glory of the Nishizumis.

>>152572735
Get some friends that actually give a shit.

>>152572081
Might be worth getting into when I have an actual modeling space to paint

I'll just grab a Yukari fig for now

>>152572735
Go for the frontal attack, anon

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Fuck, Marry, Attack

>>152573620
>Fuck
Kay
>Marry
Nishi
>Attack
Erika

>>152573620
>Fuck
Kay
>Marry
Nishi
>Attack
Erika

>>152573620
I'd fuck the zerg rush commander

>>152573814
But which ones would you marry and attack?

>>152573838
Attack: the russians, marry: the yank waifu

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What is this expression meant to convey?

>>152572230
>>A-7

Are you quite literally illiterate?

>>152575366
Pizza time.

>>152573732
>>152573773
Pravda pls gtfo

>>152571678
-Typical family traditions in Japan nothing to do with loving someone or not
-Judging by official art I'd say the opposite
-Tsuneo doesn't make her sad and is probably why Miho is who she is
-If that were case he'd be non-inclusive in official art, plus isn't it official the two of them are childhood sweethearts, Tsuneo was her tank mechanic

Stop being such a filthy /u/shit, Shiho is a hardass for work purposes. She's smiling and happy by the end of the film, and in flashback official art, not to mention she helped negotiate with MEXTguy to save Ooarai. She's just a mega Kuu/Tsundere. The only character shown not to have a soft side of any sort is MEXTguy, as he is the only real villain in the series.

which gup would you want to be caned by?

>>152575888
None, anything you could class as 'dom' or 's/m' is garbage.

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>>152575366
When she's serving you the pasta she proudly cooked.

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So what exactly does Maho do once she finishes high school? Keep doing Senshado in college? Then what then after graduating?

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>>152573620
>Marry
Maho
>Fuck
Nishi
>Attack
Kay

Axis Pride, still both Maho and Nishi are marriage material.

>>152576134
She takes over the dojo, then dies wondering why she didn't do anything else.

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>>152576222
She has to get married and have her own children. Taking the burden of being the Nishizumi heir so Miho can have a free choice of her own destiny means Maho has to continue the family tradition and ensure its continuation onto the next generation.

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>>152576295
>>152576222
>>152576141
>>152576134

>>152576331
Little Miho got Erika pregnant?

>>152576391
Miho is pregnant, I wonder who the father is.

>>152576489
It's me.

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I want to marry this baka.

>>152576810
What for you call her baka?

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>>152576905
Cause she is.

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>>152576810
Fine choice.

>>152575643
Huh, I just glanced at it without reading.
But the A-7 is of the same family...

>>152576295
After seeing this image for so long now I realize how ginormous it makes her forehead look.

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>want to play?

>>152576946
Got anything more than assertion to back up your claim?

>>152577639
>family

The word you're looking for is airframe.

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Gee Miho! How come your mother lets you have two Yuukis?

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>Girls Und Panzer Der Film airing in Canada
Send help

>>152579278
why is it dubbed

>>152579627
Because Canadians don't speak Japanese?
You have to consider that the overwhelming majority of the population is normies, they don't want to squint at subtitles on a movie theater screen.

>>152579718
Both the Madoka Rebellion and Love Live movies I went to had Japanese dub and subtitles. I guess the more popular series get special treatment.

>>152579718
why would normies be watching this. You can see people on Eleven Art's facebook page asking for the Sailormoon movie instead when they advertised GuP

How many punches to the face would you give Yukari and Alisa?

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>>152580033
None, both are good girls that are maybe just a touch misunderstood by their peers at times. Especially Arisa, I wish her all the best in her pursuit of romance!

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>>152580111
>you'll never be Arisa's boyfriend
Mildly sad feeling.

>>152580033
Yukari would get at least one good backhand for her underhanded ways. Alisa gets a healthy set of hugs!

>>152580033

I would beat the ever loving shit out of Yukari. But I wouldn't kill her. Alisa can go. She's cute.

>>152580111
I want to grab her pigtails during sex

>>152580111
>>152580166
I want to knock her out.

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>>152580535
I mean I'd love to rough her up a little too, but only if she is into that.

>>152580535
I want to knock her up.

I want to be__ Erwin!

>>152573375
SOURCE, DAMN YOU!

>>152573620
Attack all of them, fuck them when they're beaten and force them to marry me unless they want to be beaten again.

>>152579278
With what? Getting to Canada?

>>152582426
Islamist pls gtfo

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>>152584415
Pekoe is supposed to be a cute, not whatever that is! I think she's heard one too many Darjeeling quotes.

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>>152584440

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>>152584479
This must be a fake, we all know every garupan is carbon coated.

>>152585017
I'm sure it would still feel unpleasant for her, like being poked with a finger really hard in the side.

>>152570196
I'm working on putting a t-34 turret on my jumbo sherman model

>>152570196
Doing last works on a 28mm Soko-Sakyo-Ki tank, next will be a Kuromorimine Tiger.

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Hey guy how you all doing?? I not been here much because I been busy doing some thing. You see any things you liked from Comiket?

>>152573814
Zagara is pure

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>>152585494
Comiket always gives us a wealth of GuP images, even if you exclude the lewd ones! So yes, I have!

Also plenty of good render material.

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>>152585494

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>>152585809
This good to hear! Happy you can do more pictures. I wonder what Saori picture he like the most?? Hehe.

>>152586119
Momo cool too but Maho is the cooler. Though I think you are liking Momo with no pants a lot huh? So naughty you are. .

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What are you guys building right now?

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>>152586315
I think my favourite Saori I've recently saved is this one! Can't beat a blushing wife under a cherry blossom tree! Especially when her eyebrows are drawn just right.

I think he likes pantsless Momo a lot too, what a perv!

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Katyusha Senki

>>152578236
Sure

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>>152580522
>>152581158

>>152582376
Boko Boko operation 2

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>>152586533
>Crazy Katyusha

Oh god, I don't think my dick can handle it

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>>152587038
What does it say?

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>>152564665
I want to just seeing Tsuneo I hope he look very manly Think of how it is to be the cute mistress he having on the side. . He turn me into a girl but I not think anyone replacement you guys. .

VUI-JA-DILA NA BIEREG

KATYUSHA

>>152588239
>VUI-JA-DILA
That's VIK-HO-DI-LA

>>152588263
Back to the gulag for me

>>152588288
Yes.

Katyusha is a CUTE. TINY. BOY.

>>152573620
>Marry
Erika
>Fuck
Maho
>Attack
Nishi

>>152588403
>Attack; Nishi
I'll hit you.

>>152588368
its called fuckboi

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>>152588368
Rude, Katyusha is a very beautiful girl.

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>>152588438
do it faggot

>>152588438
But anon, 'Attack' can also mean fuck in some situations.

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>>152588438
>>152588472
Settle it in WoT fuckchaps

We all know who true best is

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>be boys technical school student
>be subcontracted by Oarai for work on the Zuikaku
>a girl brings you to a platform on the starboard side of the ship
>you see no visible damage to the hull other than a little rust
>"I'd like you to thoroughly inspect the hull using those tools you have"
>you wonder what tools she's talking about, as you have no tools with you
>you ask her about what tools
>"These ones"
>She gently guides your hands under her uniform, onto her hips and moves them in a circular motion
what do you do next?

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>>152588621

>>152588621
Inspect her hull

Which girl is it anon?[/spoiler[

>>152588120

hmm not sure, either youre meeting her for the first time and youre greeting her and shes greeting back with "same here, nice to meet you" or youre confessing and she feels the same way

"kochira koso, yoroshiku onegaishimasu"

not sure about the text on the bottom, an anniversary or something?

>>152588844
It's more of "please continue to take care of me" in this sense
Bottom text says something about a 1 year anniversary

>>152588969
that makes sense

>>152573620
>fuck
maho
>marry
erika
>attack
kay

>>152589167
Cute

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Bow down:

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>>152590252
Maho is CUTE

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>>152590252
No thanks, I'd rather worship the little red devil.

Erika is a dumb German Shepherd that needs to be kicked every time it starts to bark

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>>152590860
No. And i hope you have no dog.

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>>152590860
Wewkad

>>152591726
Knocking Erika out!

>>152591790
>Knocking Erika up!

FTFY

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>>152591790
>>152591801

>>152579869
Spainfag here. Should I brag that the norm here is to air movies dubbed in some teathers and subbed in others so you can freely choose?

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https://exhentai.org/g/1020899/df528f3d30/

wew

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>>152593135
>Yuri

>>152573620

>Fuck
Erika
>Marry
Kay
Attack
>Maho

I want to fuck Erika while married to Kay and provoke an attack on Maho. It's genius!

>>152594110
>Cheating on your wife

Wewlad

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>>152594801

It's just sex.

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>>152594937
I still don't think that Kay would like it if you are having sex with another woman.

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>>152595115

She can have sex with Naomi all she wants. I don't mind.

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I've got ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE
I spent a lot of my work day letting my mind wander, and today I made a cool musical film that had the Girls und Panzer cast dancing to a cover of Loue Bega's Mambo #5. It was meant to be some parade they were in to show off their choreography but it changed near the end to just them singing in a kareoke bar for fun.


Damen und Herren
This is Panzer No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the tank, so come on let's drive
To the juice store around the corner
The girls say they want some new tracks
But we really can;t afford it
Broken canon, radio leaks
The mud is deep, and shells ain't cheap
I like Anzu, Aya, Arisu and Ceaser
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do? I'll say Panzer Vor
To me tank fighting is just like a sport
Anything drive, it's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Yukari in my life
A little bit of Erika by my side
A little bit of Miho is all I need
A little bit of Shiho is what I see
A little bit of Saori in the sun
A little bit of Maomi all night long
A little bit of Anchovy al for me
A little bit of Da~arjeeling
A little bit of Katyusha here I am
A little bit of Kei with me and tanks.

[Growl]

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>>152595288

Fuck you, now I can't erase that song out of my mind. That said, you're a genius sir.

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>>152588516

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>>152594801
>Implying Erika would be his wife any longer after seeing him laying a hand on Maho

>>152595486
From the thumbnail I thought Erika is lashing out a feet long tongue.

I want wiretap Alisa's house

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>>152595288
This is not okay.

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>>152595288
You need to never do that again.

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Miho is a terrible person.

>>152588096

remako is low energy

So what ARE the benefits to a tank with no rotating turret?

Stability? Power?

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>>152588096
I want Mako.

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>>152596143
Oy, the goyim know. Shut him down.

>>152596196
Lower silhouette and less production cost / less raw material required. Also much easier to build.

>>152596436
>>152596436
And the ability to slap in a larger gun, nigga.

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>>152596555
>>152596436
I see

>>152595809
What will you do when you find out that she lusts after your dick?

>>152596751
Dump her

>>152592108
I want to train with Erika.

>>152592108
I'm happy to see Mako so excited.

>>152595115
I think she would

>>152593219
>>>/y/

>>152595288
>Mambo #5
>Loue Bega's
>not Dámaso Pérez Prado's
Fucking casuals. Fucking casuals ucking everywhere.

>>152586365
>Those glue marks
>Those unpainted tracks/roadwheels
>That decal silvering
>That uniform, un-weathered shit brown
>Those brushstrokes
Nigga pls

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>>152597803
>Implying I like Yaoi because I dislike Yuri

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>>152597993
Apparently there is a fujo x yurifag rivalry thing going on.

I want to buy a whole bunch of model kits and make abominations with Erika!

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>>152595288

Actually spent the whole time reading this post laughing. Incredible job.

>>152596676
I want to rest my head on Yukari's head!

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>>152597944

I give him credit. He went and tried to do it. I'm still afraid to paint my own.

>>152597878
It's the GuP general, what do you fucking expect?

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>>152599797

Superior Sausage handling skills.

>>152594937
i will never get over why katusha wants to castrate kei

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>>152600978
>Sausages

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>>152597944
Rate mine then:

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>>152600981

> castrate kei

what?

>>152601407
the image is kei presenting a condom to the others and i assume that is katushas reaction to her judging by her and nonna are facing the same direction and saying it to the viewer makes no sense. t.autism

>>152600981
>>152601407
>>152601512

Isn't she rather shouting at Nonna for holding her hands before her eyes?
Also, based Pekoe and Erika.

>>152601375
>worst tank
>worst team
>worst girl
0/10

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>>152601293

She's also good with pork buns.

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>>152601512

She is actually saying that to Nonna, but at least that way I can have unprotected sex with Nonna

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>>152595288
This is a good post. Here's a genuine (You).

>>152601691
>>152601644
even then the point stands you cannot castrate girls.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration

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>>152601755

Except that you can.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation

Anyway, here's more GuP

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What will you do when confronted with the true Nishizumi style??

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>>152601884

CHARGE!!!

>>152601755
>being this ignorant of practices in shit countries
sad.

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>>152601884
Say "No thanks, my heart is already for somebody else." then I walk up Katyusha and give her a big kiss.

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>>152601884
I want Mako to use it on me.

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>>152602049

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>>152602153
>Handcuffs

>>152595378
>>152598518
>>152601697
Damnit people, I am grateful for the nice words, but I expect a lot more disgust and berating here.
Hurt me, abuse me, tell me I'm filth, pleeease.

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>>152595288

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>>152602129

I want Mako to drive my tank.

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>>152602318

I want so bad to eat burguers and fries with Kay.

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>>152602356
I want Hana to handle my gun.

>>152602426
But anon, to Kay that would be the most romantic evening ever, and that you want to marry her.

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>Wake up
>Head to the kitchen to make breakfast
>See this woman wearing an item of your clothing and holding your toothbrush
>She thanks you for 'last night'

What do?

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>>152602517

I know, right? she may even want to do it cowboy style

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Miho is for platonic hugging and snuggling, holding hands with in public, marrying and eventually engaging in romantic missionary intercourse in the dark under the covers with for the sole purpose of procreation and spending the next years as a loving and devoted husband and father. Too bad that all these things can only happen on my dreams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-I-lfjNg2Q

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>>152602298
I physically cringed as I read it, if that makes you feel any better/worse.

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>>152602808
ask her where the fuck she got a toothbrush as i dont own one

>>152602978
>That pic of Kay

That reminds me, I wonder if there are any pics of Kay where she's dressed like Tanya from the Command and Conquer games?

>>152603087
You disgusting bastard

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>>152603081
>Too bad that all these things can only happen on my dreams.

I know that feel bro.

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>>152603081

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>>152603117

She likes to wear short pants, so I'm not sure about that. Worth finding out, though.

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>>152603120
i lost it in a house move a week ago and haven't had time to go get one.
all im doing right now is reinforcing the brits have shit teeth meme i guess.

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>>152603164
This world is a cruel and merciless place but it is also very beautiful. Stay strong, anon. We're getting Final Chapter.

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>>152603327
M8, you best at least be using a cloth to wipe your grimey gob clean.

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>>152602808

Tell her that Kay is waiting me home and that I need to leave, "it was a good night for me too".

>>152603083
Arigatou~

>>152603583
ive been using mouthwash lad im not a complete degenerate

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>>152603646
If there's one thing a floof likes more than tanks, it's good dental hygiene

>>152603759
Yep, for she will expect kisses from you

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>>152603819
I just want to give the purest crumpet unlimited head pats and hair ruffles.
Is that a crime?

>>152603759
>>152603991

God damn it, I want to sucker punch her.

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>>152603991
No, but she will want kisses from you aswell.

>>152573620
Fuck Kay
Marry Erika
Attack Nishi

Hug Maho!

>>152573620
>Erika looks like the Turkish ambassador assasin

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>>152604611

>>152595486
Is that the wrong hole expression?

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>>152605303
Garupan Z: The Final Proverb.

>>152602298
You should probably kill yourself.

>>152605800
Alright then.

*Plants a kissu on Katyusha's lips*

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I want to make all the fags cheat on their wives!

>>152606800
>Implying that you'll get me to cheat on Katyusha

lolnope

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>>152606872
That's what they all say.

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>>152606800
>implying that thing is better than my wife

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>>152606943
Why would I want that when I've got this.

>>152606800
>>152606943
I love my beloved Oryou more than anything!

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>>152606745

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>>152606800
I'd cheat on Miho with another Miho

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>>152606800
My wife is loli Erika and I intend to keep things that way!

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>>152607221
Now that's what I call gap moe.

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>>152607250
You monster.

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>>152606800
>>152606943
The rabbit team is pure and only has sex for education purposes.

>Saori and her husband about to procreate
>Saori just remembers something just before she mounts
>Tells him that her students were coming over for a hands on demonstration
>Queue lingerie clad rabbits pouring into the room
>Hilarity ensues

Or how about Katyushafag and Nonna?
>Katyusha about to give her body to her husband
>Says she wants to feel in control for once
>Katyushafag agrees and lays down waiting for her
>Feels an unfamiliar weight and vagina swallowing him up
>Nonna is on top of him with Katyusha on her shoulders

I got some more if you want. They're pretty cute I think.

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>>152607383
C U T E

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>>152606800
>>152606800
Exactly who? I'm loyal to my wife, Ayumi.

Who here is playing that Tankgirls game? I got hooked up to it cause one of them looks exactly like katyusha.

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>>152607935

>>152608114
Panzer Waltz? Tried getting into it but I couldn't.

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>>152608199
How does she do it?

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>>152607489
My wife Katyusha wouldn't do such a thing like that.

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>>152608557
Good question. I hope we can reach the answer via refined interrogation techniques!

I'd say it's her personality and expressions. Her tsuntsun is cute.

>>152608251
yes that one, well I guess I'm the only one who likes RNG games.

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>>152608826
Wrong pic.

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>>152606800
Not possible, sorry to disappoint. I'll love Saori and only Saori till the end of time!

>>152607489
I'd love the rabbits like daughters if they'd choose to rely on me like they do Saori, but never anything lewd. Don't be a perv, Anon.

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>>152604611
She is just admiring Mahos backside.

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>>152608826
>>152608970

>>152601512
Take a breath there and rephrase that as a properly structured sentence rather than a borderline unintelligible run-on.

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>>152601667
>Jagdpanzer 38t
>tank

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>>152609575
>wasn't even trying lol

>>152602978
>cowboy
>not cowgirl

GAAAY!

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>>152603583
Leave me out of this.

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>>152564665
Coming to the big screen in my town. Going to go see it even though I will probably feel lame.

>>152609575
this just one of the previews?

>>152606014
Which ones?

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>>152609870
In Senshado and otherwise, any armoured vehicle using tracks solely for mobility that has a big enough gun on it and a closed top is, for all intents and purposes, a 'tank'.

It's a popular misnomer like clips instead of magazines, or rims instead of wheels. But much less cringe-worthy as it's used as a blanket generalisation for a group of different objects, rather than just mislabelling a single kind of object that are all alike.

>>152610324
No. That's from the last chapter.

>>152610458
isnt senshado pretty much a anything with treads in the sekrit documents before 1945 allowed in the matches

>>152610331
Upper, but would go to lower if Katyusha thinks I need to do more in order to gain her forgiveness

>>152607489
>Queue

Wrong homonym, bruh.

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>>152600978
also,
>captcha breakfast begins

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>>152610726
>captcha breakfast begins
proof

>>152609074
What has she got in her mouth?

>>152602758
I still remember when some Anon would go totally apeshit everytime this tale was mentioned

>>152610644
Open-top vehicles are verboten.

>>152610808
What tale?

>>152610726
I want to be Wilhelmina syrian boyfriend

>>152610814
but the karl geralt is legal

>>152610644
they don't even menmtion threads and o out of their way to say "vehicles" instead. Yes. A Puma, Daimler AC, AEC, or Staghound would be legal.
So would be a halftrack, but the number of closed-top HTs with gun armament was rather limited.

>>152610912
Nope. A great deal is made of the fact it WAS a cheat on dick glasses face guy's part.

>>152610136
well played

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>>152610762
Oxygen obviously, haven't we been over this before?

If you're talking about that cute little squishy part it's there because she's resting her cheek on her hand.

>>152596143
That's a cool image. Artist done any others like that?

>>152610848
there's an unconfirmed rumor that a FT17 in German hands managed to inmobilize a Churchill at the Dieppe battle. Like most tales with "there's a rumor that..." in them, it's likely not true and makes only for amusing jokes, but for some reason a certain Anon seemed to have some personal butthurt about it, Dunno, maybe he was a Darjeelingfag.