What did Jobin mean by this?
>He still thinks Kaato's the villain
Get your mistaposting in before the animeonlies take a shine to him, fellas.
Polnareff and Jotaro during in the fight with Alessi were literal manchilds
This should be the objective truth
Joshu is a friend of justice.
Mista is unironically the most charming and entertaining character in part 5. He also has the second best stand fight track record, right after Bruno.
>to be good, you have to finish fights by yourself
What is teamwork?
The stand is interesting for sure, but as a character I don't think he'd stand out at all in most other parts. It's just that part 5 had so many serious and non-comedic characters.
>one of the wimpiest offensive stands in the entire part
>can't even punchrush, so he'd be completely fucked in close combat
>solo kills a guy who hardcounters his stand power
>nearly kills a guy who can drop temperatures WHILE UNDERWATER who also hardcounters his stand power
>tackles a boulder off the eighth floor of an apartment building
Mista does a lot with very little to work with. Sex Pistols is also a joy to watch in action.
Just finished reading the Kraftwerk fight and so far I kinda like Mista. I like how he's a little cocky and superstitious, but not totally arrogant and in general seems pretty methodical. He's just the right amount of over the top.
His stand is pretty entertaining as well.
where can i read jojo without having to deal with batoto's jewing?
Some of those alternate palettes sure didn't look a thing like any coloring job Araki would ever do in any point of his career. I wonder why they didn't just reference more covers.
probably some other manga site that starts with "manga" and fucks you with more ads than bato.to
though when i woke up this morning and found vento aureo changed to "fuckboy's adventure: vento fuckeo" on batoto, i chuckled.
I'll just assume it's the error when you leave the page open for a while and when you turn to the next one, it gives you the error.
Don't leave the window open then, read the goddamn manga.
>getting a free account that takes literally 3 seconds is bending over backwards for a manga
you will get no sympathy from me
>die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
how can this be ok with you
Dont even give the loser any (you)s
I could always pick up that Tomodachi life Jojo island I had, I still need to figure out the right way to make the nutman himself a good mii
I honestly don't think there is an enemy that would stand a chance.
But they did take Ciocollata and Secco simultaneosly, and were working together constantly in Mystery of King Crimson.
Still, a full on duo battle, Johnny and Gyro style, would haver been elder god tier.
>Sticky Experience battle ends with Twin Arrivederci panel
You have a mission to, somehow, become the President of the United States using any Stand ability in the series to aid you.
You have no experience, no one's even heard about you until you became a candidate. You must convince the nation to elect you using any Stand ability.
You must run and win the election, just like any other candidate.
You CANNOT use Stands that enable mind control (although you can use your abilities to portray the opposite candidate unfavourably).
How would you secure yourself as the President in this hypothetical scenario ?
Use D4C to shitpost and promote myself through memes 24/7
>a full on duo battle, Johnny and Gyro style
I wish this happened.
>use Bohemian Rhapsody
>promise to make everyone's waifus and husbandos real
>sit back and watch the world be destroyed by these creations
Killer Queen with Bite the Dust shenanigans
There's two kinds of people on this world
there are two types of weathers
These two cuties knock on your door asking for an autograph. You let them in and they sneak a peak at your recently finished manga pages. What do you do?
Norisuke is a fun guy. I don't think I'd get along very well with Tsurugi.
Call the Police and hand them over.
Gotta agree with >>152526664 .
Using weather report to help the world is AMAZINGLY beneficial not only for the states, but also other countries over all. Another one that could work is GER
>Can set ANYTHING to zero, so I am my own body guard
>Can use the life powers to help people in need, as well as possibly help the population of endangered species like Honey Bees or Axolotls.
Dio's campaign would be incredibly sexy, all of his banners and shit are of him posing and looking magnificent. He'd also do a lot of interviews, relying on his charm above all else. Lots of baby-kissing with some baby-eating behind the scenes.
Kars would be arrogant and out-of-touch enough to think that his policies were objectively the best and all he needed to do was list them to get an easy win, sort of like how things went when he tried to get the rest of his race to accept his stone masks.
Kira would never try it, the absolute most he'd run for is a small form of local government. He'd have a very understated and forgettable campaign that'd rely on his opponent being stupid and alienating people to win.
Diavolo has his political opponents killed horribly and gruesomely and uses a puppet figure (Possibly Doppio) rather than himself.
Pucci appeals heavily to the Bible belt and is big on publicly condemning his opponents for their lack of faith and vision.
God fucking damnit
WE WENT TO FAR. IM CALLING THE PRIEST
Motherfucker I got more where that came from.
>6 inches of soft, wet, dangerous, & amnesiac
looks like the rare elusive Boob ladder
>Use Hey Ya!
>Get talked into believing that if I shitpost and talk shit about the other candidates, I'll win
>MFW it works
>MFW time to make America Even Greater Again
I might need to make an entire thread deticated to QUALITY. As everyone loves it, also-
>Thats what he named each of his testicles when he was bored
People even fucking animated it to see how it would walk.
theres a fucking reason this thing is a jumpscare in Gmod Elevator source
Jonathan campaigns heavily for people's rights and for peaceful ways to resolve conflict. The kind of ideal politician who wants to use the system to do good things and fix problems. Not a crowd pleaser but a steady man people can get behind. He gets fucked over hard by his political establishment, the public just isn't that interested in him, and his campaign is short lived.
Joseph agressively promotes himself on every social platform and his charisma gets him very far. He might even win the presidency. But there's a chance he might drop out after beating the shit out of his opponent during one of the debates.
Jotaro. Jolyne and Johnny don't run.
Josuke resonates well with the middle class and he's very popular with the ladies. He is popular with liberals but not so much with conservatives who'd prefer someone older and more responsible. Sort of a more relatable Joseph. He has absolutely no idea how to manage politics and, eventually, a hair insult manages to make him lose the presidency.
Giorno takes Jonathan's approach and Dio's approach that this anon summed up >>152527294
After Joseph he probably has the strongest chance of actually winning the race.
Gappy joins the race without knowing how to do anything but gets far due to his popularity with female voters and his very effective slogan "Gappy Makes You Happy". Yasuho acts as his VP.
Thats robably everyone's first reactions to it in Elevator. Seriously, watch a video of someone doing it, not only is it a wild ride, but the entire scene for that gif is great.
>You come to a floor where everything is dark, just a flickering light and few doors down a hall
>you hear muffled japanese in the distance with something else.
>That gif, sped up, breaks through a door, and all you can hear is ONI ONI ONI ONI ONI ONI at a horribly load volume
>The last thing you see is that thing rushing at the elevator before it closes on it
>Johnny doesn't run
I see what you did there
F U C K
I found the sequel to be a bigger mess.
>his very effective slogan "Gappy Makes You Happy"
I would vote him
>but gets far due to his popularity with female voters and his very effective slogan "Gappy Makes You Happy"
Jotaro (part 4 onwards) and Jolyne are probably the two most leaderlike JoJos of all though, I could see them running.
Jotaro's campaign would probably end up being very liberal and environmental-based, as a marine-biologist wouldn't tolerate climate-change deniers for a second. He wouldn't do a ton of talking and would rely on his silent but intense presence and his policies to get himself out there, and would firmly believe that the race was too personality-based over actual policy. He might end up alienating his female voters with his quick temper, but his commitment to womens health (saving Holly and Jolyne from their various weird deaths) would give him a solid pool of voters anyway.
Jolyne's very outspoken and extroverted, she'd be immediately popular with millennials due to her focus on breaking traditions and shaking things up. She'd be pretty polarizing though, old and boring voters would fucking hate her and do everything they could do make her look bad. A big benefit to her would be that no matter what she'd keep pushing forward and shrugging off criticism, and she wouldn't be at risk of flipping out and attacking people the way some of the others would. Her cunning, commitment and the soft-side she shows to people like Emporio would end up endearing her to some who'd otherwise dismiss her.
Its pretty much a centaur, if the centaur lacked the back half of the horse body, but kept the horse head along with the human torso
>mfw Hey Ya! wasn't a punch ghost with the battle cry "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT"
No thats what i mean, it got rid of the back half of the horse body, and in return, the horse head is over by the human torso, instead of it being absent altogether.
In short, its like if Pan had a dick
SHIT ITS THE FEDS. DIP OUT NIGGAS
Pan is one of the gods most commonly depicted with his dick out, satyrs were raunchy as hell
fug hol dup gotta check the crib
if i find the nigga who stol muh Paisley 11s, ima beat some ass
>Araki licks the eyes of every person he meets to see if they're trust worthy or not
>He thinks that it is normal
When you realize Rohan is basically Araki how see how weird of a man he is
thats the speed readers fault. not Oda's
It's actually pretty damn nonsensical, right from the part where MIH emerges from Anasui's arm which then heals completely as everyone suddenly teleports and wakes up in a different location for no reason.
I saw some people asking if I was ok and saying they were sad because they missed me.
I want to tell those people it's ok and thank you.
So when they beat D'Arby did a bunch of people's souls return and they woke up buried in coffins?
What kind of songs/albums/bands do you think have the potential to become Stand names, either from the lyrics or just the song sounding good enough?
going to be a faggot and list some i thought of because im just that faggoting.
>Black Diamond (Kiss)
>Comfort Eagle (Cake)
>September (Earth, Wind and Fire)
>Blind Guardian (the band)
>Fullmoon (Sonata Artica)
edge zone alert
>The Man who Sold the World (David Bowie)
Wouldn't their bodies have rotted? Soulless bodies in Jojo start doing that pretty fast, it was mentioned that Jotaro's body was slowly decomposing before it got its stand disc-back.
The more you mention him, the more he talks.
So if you shut the fuck up about him then your dying wish to not see him will come true.
Unless you really want him to stay here and suck his cock that badly.
One of my favorite parts of JoJo is the Author's Notes where Araki goes on weird and mostly unrelanted rants about aspects of his daily life.
what's with all the product placement in part 4?
How about a compromise?
I have plenty of them saved.
He still has it.
Didn't you watch the new DVD?
I have a feeling that Araki doesn't really knows what the fuck he's doing when he's drawing
>Joubin has to steal 2 balls in order to achieve his objective
>1 of the balls is actually a Rokaka
>the other one is Kira
>He takes both balls
>Kira and Gappy un-fuses
>Kira ends up teaming up with Joubin
>yfw the last panel of jjl is Gappy in front of Kira's grave
>Superior Kira bursts out of ground
>Then goes on to murder rest of cast
>Good cool looking characters come back to stop him
>Series stops looking like a gay boy magazine.
>tfw you will never ride Doppio until the pleasure causes him to switch to Diavolo, who will flip you over and roughly pound you into the mattress
tl note: nigirishimete means "hold them together" in that context
>Later that day, Gappy died of a cold.
There's no way JJL will end happily, is there
So like 90% of jojo then.
>The last thing on his camera is Narancia screaming.
>Gappy defeats main villain
>He's crumbling and bloody
>Gets grafted branch back to Holly
>She's already dead.
>Recreating the Kira/Josefumi death but with Gappy trying to give her the fruit.
All I wanted was Jobin/Gappy/Joshu to have a cute brotherly happy ending together.
Even if Gappy kills Joubin or some fused Joubin abomination, in the end the Higashikatas would have lost their eldest son and Tsurugi would have lost his father.
No matter what happens somebody's gonna end up sad in the end.
There are only two options here, Yasuho and Gappy get married and fuck like rabbits, or Yasuho goes the Zeppeli route and sacrifices herself for victory.
Although since Koichi survived Part 4, I think Yasuho's chances are pretty in her favor.
What you guys pointed out plus the fact that the latest endings have been pretty brutal get me thinking that we will not, indeed, have a happy ending.
Or maybe Araki goes for the part 4 ending where everything is fine.
>Gappy is fighting Dolomite + Joubin
>Yasuho dies in the mess
>Gappy unleashes his inner Kira
>[Soft&Wet has learned a new skill ]
>Its Bites the Dust >BtD himself
>Goes back in time to stop the fucking mess he made
>Learns he can't change the past
Did Gappy actually promise to Tsurugi not to hurt Jobin? I don't remember the precise wording but if he did, it will be interesting to see what happens to Tsurugi
>>152532661 happens then I can Tsurugi going crazy.
I was thinking that. But I feel considering everyone is pretty grey in jjl we will get a neutral bittersweet ending.
I always saw btd being put into Holly, every time she dies it triggers it. Leading to Gappy restarting the same hour to save her life
Tusk act 4 is great just because it shits on so many stands special powers
>Got a shield? Fuck you
>Think stopped time is going to stop this spin? Fuck You
Tearing through space and time to kick your ass into infinity
I just love the tusk line in general. One of the coolest stands in my book, would choose it over any other one.
Even with GER, its sort of a Unstopable force meats immovable object scenario, since how can you reset Infinity?
Act 4 and GER both can exist within stopped time.
Really, it's a question if GER can stop the nail from being launched, which I believe it will. However, if by some bullshit miracle a nail actually hits Giorno, I don't think even GER can return the infinitely spinning cells to zero.
King Crimson surrounding by cute things while being grumpy is my oddly specific favourite King Crimson.
Is that a fan colouring or the coloured raws are up to the Damo arc?
Because I am totally down for purple Damo
Nice, by the way.
I don't think it's as specialized as that. It's a completely unstoppable attack that will work literally forever to remove its target from existence, Johnny shooting himself with it would probably just kill him.
That said, didn't he somehow use it to transfer his sons sickness to himself? He shot himself but wasn't being spun to nothingness like Valentine's was, and his intact (other than the crushed head) corpse was found the next morning. Maybe you're onto something.
He actually does do that with Act 3, since it sorta makes a dimension that only Johnny can exist in
Once the nail has launched then the infinite spin has already started, though, it shouldn't be able to stop that.
It could probably stop him from raising his hand to shoot in the first place though, or stop the horse from running, etc.
>Johnny goes to another reality
>Captures another Johnny
>Transfer the sickness of his son to Johnny 2
>Is actually alive and really old
>Johnny comes back as the Joseph of part 8
Nah that's a fan coloring I just did, means a lot though that it came off as being official haha!
>is actually alive and really old
He'd be 151, Anon. I don't think he'd be alive.
i heard about that 145 year old guy in indonesia, though
That'd piss me off honestly, while Johnny's not a perfect person by far and needed reminding of the dangers of the corpse to stop trying to transfer the sickness to a random person, ultimately he chose to take responsibility and sacrifice himself, proving he was more like Gyro than Valentine or the others who'd misuse the corpse.
Did you do the Soft and Wet colouring a few threads ago? Because they were pretty on point.
if Limbless Rock Jesus is a thing, my shitty theory can be too
Cream Starter doesn't work like that.
your headcanon is a shit desu
Why does Norisuke specify girls enjoying his parfaits? Is that a Japanese thing?
If so it's weird he bought Gappy one, wouldn't that be considered a form of demasculization?
I mean, in Japan it's more common for girls to go to fruit parlors and enjoy parfaits than men. So wouldn't an owner of a business geared towards women specify girls, since that's what he usually sees?
Liking sweets is supposedly a girl thing in nipland.
Nice trips by the way.
That doesn't look like Gappy because of shit like "muh visually split" ,but at the same time:
>more-than-one iris game on point
>eyebrow game on point
>sideburn game on point
>some official art has dark-green gapster hair
Maybe it's a split green-and-black we're looking at instead of the other scheme, it seems they're not trying to focus detail on the fused eyes unless they need to.
I wouldn't mind a S&W: Bites the Dust, but if nothing happens, Araki better explained what this was going to originally be.
Here's Yotsuyu a couple pages later.
>Jobin's main purpose as a villain is literally described as"Gappy can't be Happy"
>iris game not on point
>sideburn game not on point
Some doubt is still available, but I can see if a design was changed.
There's vocal fan bases for every Part, 4 and 7 having the most vocal here. The fanboys hyping everyone up on both end up BTFO once people realise that they're good but not the life changing 10/10 masterpieces they're made out to be. 6 is my favourite but I'm not going to sing it's praises constantly because then people will end up disappointed when it's only great and not like being sucked off by a choir of angels.
Where did you get the colour raws from post volume 5?
Good shit man.
As a Yes fan I'm still waiting for Araki to include one of their albums or songs. We got Daiya, a Yes fanatic, and fucking Roundabout as the Season 1 ED. I was hype for Daiya's stand until it turned out to be fucking Rihanna. King Crimson and Pink Floyd already have references, where's the Stand for one of the most important prog rock bands?
Anyway, some ideas I think would sound reasonable for a stand
>Long Distance Runaround
>Owner of a Lonely Heart
And that's just a couple. Goddammit Araki.
>6 is my favourite but I'm not going to sing it's praises constantly because then people will end up disappointed when it's only great and not like being sucked off by a choir of angels.
that, and autistic screeching anons would attack you in these threads if you post that opinion at the right hour
I hope its the c2c version
>The fanboys hyping everyone up on both end up BTFO once people realise that they're good but not the life changing 10/10 masterpieces they're made out to be.
I wish I knew this before reading 7. It was good, but I was really dissapointed when it finished and it wasn't as good as I expected.
At least 8 is being pretty good
It's probably that Johnny can control which Act ability he can use in Act 4. We were shown that it was still capable of combining both aspects of Act 2 and 3 during the fight with AU Diego so he could've just used a normal Act 1 shot without the golden rectangle.
Act 4 seems to be a permanent transformation since even when Johnny was off the horse during the ending when he was on the boat, Act 4 was still used.
>killer queen with cat grass
just start killing my opponents workers and dont detonate them until im away
spy and see what popular people are going to go see him and make sure to touch them
detonate them when they are meeting my opponent
they will be missing, the public will wonder why his workers and the media that goes to interview him are disappearing
he will know something fucky is going on but what can he say, they just blew up out of no where?
he will forfeit
That wouldn't make any sense, Holly is shown through the years as being a sweet and caring woman much like her previous universe self.
And clothes in JoJo doesn't necessarily mean much, Yagiyama has vines and shit on his even though he doesn't have any more of a connection to fruit or plants than the other rockmen, Holly has spikes on her clothing similar to them without any apparent connection, etc.
>Yagiyama has vines and shit on his even though he doesn't have any more of a connection to fruit or plants than the other rockmen
I thought it was pretty obvious he was the fruit expert on staff, which is why he hangs with the boss himself.
I also think unnamed beanpod man is going to have some connection to Yagiyama, so we'll see
I feel like people in these threads make a lot of assumptions based on really simple shit we've seen, even though Jojolion has gone out of it's way to not meet anyone's theories so far
Never really did understand the spikes. Maybe it's just a nip fashion thing, I almost thought Jobin was a Rock Human when I first read JJL because every other one
besides heart pill manhad those damn spikes on like a uniform.
I unironically think that Yotsuyu's dick could be a plot point. Araki clearly loves drawing Damo and ever since his death every time he's been mentioned Araki makes sure to draw his face in the speech bubble, so he clearly doesn't want us to forget him, and if you look at things objectively he's been the main antagonist up until his death since he was responsible for like 90% of the bad shit that was happening to Josuke and he one who killed Kira and Josefumi in the first place. Minor silly stuff like the fired chicken and large fries stuff is actually seemingly foreshadowing, so Yotsuyu's dick coming off might actually be hinting at some kind of asexual reproduction. There are species of jellyfish and the like that are immortal and at the moment of death jettison off their junk which turns into a polyp and then grows into an adult jellyfish all over again after the main body is too damaged to continue on, and with how weird Rock Humans are and the focus put on Yotsuyu's dick I can honestly see something similar occurring, stupid as it sounds. Yotsuyu's dick fell into the sea, and the other Rock Human dicks are in unknown conditions. Aishou's is probably destroyed on account of being crushed by a bus, the twins dick's may or may not be destroyed and Damo's dick should be perfectly fine like Yotsuyu's. Alternatively we know for sure that even though they're dead they're still going to be major factors in the plot and for sure will appear in future flashbacks as we learn more about what the fuck is actually happening in Morioh.
Pretty much my feelings as well.
After re-reading whats out of 8 I kind of soured myself on the 'regenerate from his cock' theory because the HWM translation makes Norisuke seem more like just a goofy weirdo rather than a suspicious weirdo with that scene.
But we'll see
>I unironically think that Yotsuyu's dick could be a plot point
>Yotsuyu's dick coming off might actually be hinting at some kind of asexual reproduction
It's retarded enough to where I can doubt it but it's convincing enough to where I can believe it happening.
>midget Damo born of old Damo's dick hijacks a villain of the week arc
>this begins the final showdown
So what if Rockmen were able to form back to life after a death if their dicks are alright and what if it completely resets their memory as well like being born again or something
Those are the best kinds of JoJolion theories, and the ones that Araki is most likely to pull. If it's completely fucking retarded but also makes sense and fits thematically then you know Araki is game.
Post part 8 EDs
>Gappy ends up adopting all the baby forms of the people he killed and restarting the Rokakaka trade but with himself on top