>hot milf tries to comfort young virgin over loss >literally

ok

>>152506112
Pretty shitty bait you got there, anon

>>152506152
I dunno, calling someone in their late 20s (Misato's 28 here, right? Can't exactly remember) a milf certainly triggered me.

>>152506112
of course
Shinji never completed the cycle of the Oedipus complex because he lived in a single parent family
because of this he is gay.
Shinji lusts after penis
he wants the dick.

Is Shinji being a pussy ever justified?

>>152506112
Just think of Shinji as canonically a faggot, it's what I do.
Shit writing desu, I don't care how sad you are; you aren't going to turn down sex at that age

>>152506341
>>152506321
see
>>152506288

>>152506112
>bothering with that old hag
Nah Shinji has better things to do.

There's no way to not hate shinji.

I've turned down sex with a 10/10

I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with me

>>152506341
at least 75% of /a/ would have turned it down.

Low self worth plus being Shinji will amount to that.

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>>152506556
>at least 75% of /a/ would have turned it down.
Kek speak for yourself, I would've pulverized that snatch.

>dickthinking
bait or OP is horny retard

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>>152506112
And then THE NEXT FUCKING EPISODE HE GOES TO SLUT IT UP WITH SOME RANDOM GUY HE JUST MET

>>152506613
>anons still can't read percentages correctly

>>152506616
Because he likes dick

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>>152506616
Not just any random guy.

The same guy that murdered Misato's father 15 years ago.

Really makes you think.

>>152506112
Why fuck? Maybe she just wanted to hug him?

>>152506821
99.9% of us would've taken that offer

>>152506112
Wow it's almost as if you don't understand how it feels to be numb and hate yourself

>>152506288
He wants to fuck his mom

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Reminder that Shinji is canonicaly heterosexual.
>Speaking about the blushing, is it because Shinji was happy that someone said they like him?
>Anno: Yes, Shinji-kun really didn't experience carnal desire there *laugh*.
Confirmed by Anno himself.

>>152507170
not him, but I'm a 22 year old 5'9 230 lb man child virgin who still lives with his parents.
I definitely hate myself, and would have no problem fucking a girl if she offered

>sex solve all the problems
Wanna know how i know you are a virgin?

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>>152507342
Why can't people just admit that Shinji is Bisexual?

>>152507388
he's 100% "tf no gf" autist

>>152507474
Because he isn't, dummy

>>152507474
Bisexuality is too ambiguous for a lot of people. They want a straight answer like "he likes pussy/dick", not "he likes both".

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>>152507780
Anon, he's a giant pussy. Of course he's going to like a bit of dick on the side.

>>152507369
Well not everyone is like you

>>152506499
i like shinji

>>152507892
Nice headcanon

>>152506556
Wrong, at least 90% of /a/ would have jumped on that offer

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>>152507342
>heterosexual
>didn't want to fug Misato
>looked bored when fugging Rei and Asuka

Nah, this nigga likes dick

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>>152507342
Reminder that Shinji is canonically bisexual.
>Interviewer: You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship, came out that way naturally, didn’t you?

>You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship

>production that goes beyond friendship

>Interviewer: Who worked on episode 24?

>Anno: A person named Satsukawa (Akio)-san did that. Satsukawa-san is better at—this is bad to say, but—he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laugh*

>he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laugh*

>homoeroticism
Confirmed by Anno himself.

Misato has slutty tendencies, that was inappropriate as fuck. Plus, if you don't see why he rejected you misunderstand his character. Someone with that little self worth doesn't have sex so easily, and Shinji is self aware enough to know when something is wrong and inappropriate. Personally, I would fuck, but Shinji is not that kind of character. He wants to be emotionally stimulated, he wants love and comfort. His problem is that he doesn't even give it to himself. His heart is closed off and is willing to accept words of praise from anyone to get attention. It's the hedgehog dilemma, he's fucking pathetic.

>>152506613
>>152508061
No I think he's right

Low self worth, bad memories of the eva, terrible family life, and having the responsibility of piloting some scary giant robot to fight other weird giant things knowing you can feel the full pain of it would certainly cause someone to become reclusive and reject interaction with others, even if it's supposed to be comforting.
Part of you makes you want them to feel guilty or pity you.

>>152508234
That's exactly the point. You actually watched Evangelion, congratulations.

>>152508227
It wasn't sexual though

>>152508305
>Homoeroticism refers to same-sex desire

It was.

>>152507342
How does this prove Shinji is heterosexual?

>Shinji-kun really didn't experience
'really didn't' isn't 'not at all', so Anno says there was some carnal desire there but it was mostly overshadowed by Shinji's other feelings. However he doesn't deny that there was sexual attraction there.

And the other anon's quote proves that

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>>152508189
Nah, he liked it

>>152508425
Isn't this during the scene he's talking about his desires of returning to the womb?

When we see Rei on top of him he isn't smiling.

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>>152506112
to be fair, shinji's character has never made much sense

>>152508415
You're right, the correct translation is:

>Interviewer: What did it mean that he blushed? Although, of course, it’s a joy that shows your good will.
>Anno: That’s right. It’s not that Shinji-kun was particularly inclined toward carnal desires there, you see.*laughs*

I think the other anon was using a Chinese re-translation, not this direct translation from the Japanese raws.
Indeed, Anno confirms here that Shinji does have carnal desires but they were not forefront in that scene.

>>152506152
>Implying this isn't what most evafags actually believe

>>152508501
he was the original Emo, the only time in his life when he man the fuck out he end up provoking the end of the world, srly fuck evangelion.

>>152508501
thats such a gross overgeneralization of the show that i feel like you barely payed attention.

eva is a show I actually remember the characters names. why and who they are.

>>152506112
>clone of his mother is dead
>stop thinking about it, lets have sex ^^

people are fucking animals

>>152508501
He's a depressed kid that acts like a depressed kid instead of a Saturday morning cartoon lead character. This should be pretty easily understandable to, well, any human really.

>>152506112
Speaks more about Musato's character than Shinji. The series is a character study. If you can't see that or enjoy it, then go right ahead and drop it. You won't enjoy the rest of it.

>>152508819
but shes hot! :^)

>>152508189
>>152508425
Was it symbolism or did he really have sex with them? It was quite entertaining if a bit said considering how all of them were all far too fucked up mentally to be capable functional adults. Had there not been an eva threat and live continued as normal Asuka and Shinji would of eventually comitted suicide, Misato would probably just become a cum rag for any guy once Kaji makes it clear he only wanted to crush puss rather than have a relationship wtih her and the doctor lady most definitely would of committed murder suicide with herself and Gen. Anno musta been i n a really dark place when creating it

>>152509144
Just symbolism for Instrumentality and how everyone is connected

>>152508501
I can see that, being that he fucking pilots a giant. You would think his testosterone would kick in at the sight of this that thing.
What Anno succeeded in was creating a realistic character of depression, but what he failed to do was adjust this character to his setting which would have effected his personality.
I mean shinji could still act aloof and depressed out siDE of the cyborg, but Shinji's personality doesn't change.

>>152506112
Everyone is EVA is shit, only waifufags and 2deep4u faggots liked EVA.

>>152509190
I'm not sure I understand what you're saying anon, are you saying that Shinji's personality doesn't change when he's in the Eva? Because that's wrong, Inside the Eva Shinji is a cocky badass hero who jumps into volcanoes to save people. In the Eva shinji is a pretty cool guy who kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>152508501
＞Ｉ　ｄｉｄｎ’ｔ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　ｅｖａｎｇｅｌｉｏｎ
ｔｈｅ　ｐｏｓｔ

>>152508906
This

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>>152509197
Eva is hand down one of the greatest anime ever created.
It's up there with Akira

>>152506112
One shot is literally his crotch, thus the next shots imply that she wants to have sex with him.
However, I still have a hard time believing that it was in her character to do so.

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>>152506112
>hot milf
>misato
>milf
ALL THESE REPLIES AND NO ONE IN THE THEREAD CALLED OP OUT ON HIS FAGGOTASS BULLSHIT

SAGE

Why did him trying to make characters have unappealing flaws make people waifu them all the more?

>>152509677
Stop, they deal with the same interconnected plane of conciousness bullshit but Akira delivers much better in the manga (anime film is for scrubs and lacks half the source material)

>>152511266
Sad puppy effect combined with moralfag urge to whiteknight generally shallow and extremely flat characters

>>152506934
>The same guy that murdered Misato's father 15 years ago.
And might also be Misatos father.

>>152511667
Evageeks pls

Kaworu's DNA donor is most likely Gendo, if anything.

>>152511713
What about the fact that Kaworu is his own mother?

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>>152511776
What about it?

>>152506112
>When Misato sits down on Shinji's bed, a chair in the background is strategically placed so that, from our camera angle, it looks like a large phallus protruding from Shinji's groin. As Misato sits right in front of the chair, it is quite likely that a sexual message was intended.

>>152511776
Kaworu is actually a faggot

>>152511852
It's confusing to say the least.

>>152511261
literally the 3rd post sperglord

>>152511916
Not really.
Jesus was also his own father.

>>152506112
>FUCKING DROPPED!
Good, it obviously wasn't the show for you, since you only watched it for the memes and missed all of Shinji's and Misato's character development, which leads to this scene. Both of their actions in that scene are perfectly explained throughout the show.

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Shinji is gay OP

>>152511988
So, Kaworu=Jesus?

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>>152512075
Fucking durr.

>>152506112
Sperglords do this all the time, it's not uncommon.

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>>152512053
So let me get this straight:
Shinji rejects sex from Misato
Does lewd shit with some boy he just met the next day
And then tells Misato he loves him that night?

What a piece of shit, just imagine how Misato must have felt when she heard that. Completely rejected.

>>152506556
Just because you are a faggot doesn't mean everyone else is too

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>>152511988
Wait a second...

Might be for the best. Robot girls are walking industrial hazards. They should have warning stickers on them or something. A "Pinch Hazard" tramp stamp would be funny as hell.

>>152512211
It's because she didn't come to his feet crawling and tell him she loves him and wants to suck him off
If she did that, it would've worked

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>>152512211
>he never told Misato he loves her after all she did for him, but he told her he loves an enemy of mankind that tried to exterminate everyone

Fuck, I feel so bad for her now

>>152508501
>image.jpg
>shinji's character has never made much sense because muh dick

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>>152512321
And that's because:
1. He was afraid of her
2. He can't get close to people, terrified of intimacy, much like Misato and Asuka are too
3. He needs to be reassured that he's loved to accept the other, no first step
4. Anno's a retard who wanted to insert some out of place gay fan fiction starring himself and Ikuni-sama

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>>152512432
>some out of place gay fan fiction starring himself and Ikuni-sama
But Anno x Iku-chan is the greatest love story ever told

>>152506112
Welcome to the fandom were shinji fan say he is badass and not a fag asuka should of been the main character

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>14 years old depressed teenager
>rejected by his father with mother simply vanishing forever
>getting forced to fight deadly gigantic aliens
>everyone pressure you to get in the fucking robot
>you experience horrible pain and can die easily
>the only people that are "close" to you is autistic clone of your mother
>angry half-german dyke
>alcoholic 20 something slut who also gets pentrated by her bf
>HURRRRRR WHY SHINJI IS SUCH PUSSY
>I WANNA DAT PUSSY
>MUH PUSSY MUH SEX MUH UNCONRTOLLABLE SEXUAL URGES

>>152506613
t. virgin beta

>>152507125
No I don't want aids

>>152512597
>virile hormone fueled adolescent who probably faps daily turns sex
>I-had a hard l-life..
Makes sense, criminals or poorfags never think about sex or women, OH WAIT

>>152512597
It's funny that they show that Shinji wants that pussy, but only when it can't tell him to fuck off

Traumatized 14 years old boy is not exactly a person that you would suggest to have sexual comfort, especially when he just experienced another horrible experience that can leave anyone traumatized for life.

>>152512796
Do you even read anything I said? Do you even watch the fucking show you fucking retard?
>i'm a horny brat therefore everyone is

>>152513310
No, cause lIke OP I realized it was shit and moved on

>>152513663
Just like OP you are another retard.

>>152513723
No, you're the retard retard

>>152513663
Oh what's the matter, babby? 2 deep 4 you? Maybe you should watch some Lucky Star, a baby's anime, exactly for your taste

>>152506112

Gendo makes his life a living hell, while his mom has been gone for like 10 years. Kaiji and Misato become his new father and mother figures. The woman he subconsciously views as his mom, wants to comfort him with sex (In Misatos defense, she can only understand men through sex, Mostly because she hated her father, but when his dad saved her, she wanted to understand him better, but couldnt because he dead. So she found a man who was most like her father and in the process of trying to understand his father, he fucks that man. So understanding men is forever linked with sex for Misato. And when Shinji is in the lowest point of his life, Misato tries to understand and comfort him in the only way she knows how.). Two very different character developments meet here. Misato trying to comfort shinji with sex, since she doesn't know ant better, and Shinji refusing her, because she has always been his mother figure. Add bad timing and the scene makes 100% sense. The whole thing is a negative electra complex, meeting positive oedipus complex.

Did you get your answer now?

>>152513841
>2 deep 4 you
If you say so.
I'll stick to actually good anime like Toradora, and GitS etc.

>>152509144
>Was it symbolism or did he really have sex with them?
It happened in instrumentality, so it was kinda both. That's just how spooky metaphorical dreamscape mindmelds work.

Kaji and Misato were actually on the road to repairing their relationship until he died. Of course, if there had been no angel threat they might never have met each other again. I don't think Shinji would have killed himself if left to his own devices, he'd just live a grueling, lonely, wageslave life until he worked himself to an early grave.

>>152506112
>implying it wasn't an inappropriate proposition at the time

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Why does absolutely NOBODY react to the fact that Shinji masturbated over Asuka's comatose body? Nobody even brings it up.

>>152513997
Wow, that's a great interpretation.

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>>152515094
Because the comment is already there

>>152515094
People bring it up all the time, are you dumb?

>>152506112
I hope this is bait.

>>152506112
>Even considering subjecting a woman to having sex with you
It's like you don't even self-loathe

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>>152508501
fixed

>>152506616
Because Anno loves Ikuhara. Everyone does.

>>152506112
>watching anime with your dick
Go watch some hentai or something.

>>152506112
there is nothing to argue about.
shinji is a huge faggot.
eva is pretentious shit.
eva-fans are cringeworthy retards who keep polluting this board.

>>152515550
>>152515568
I mean in universe.

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>>152515654
I wish I didn't.

>>152515094
Because it never happened, it's a meme

>>152515988
No one knew he did it

>>152515988
How the fuck would they know?
Only after instrumentalization it can be known. That's why Asuka tells Shinji he is disgusting.

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>>152516239
>>152516254
There are cameras in Asuka's hospital room.

>>152516460
But from their angle none of them could have seen Shinji fapping

>>152516460
The end of the world was happening, and you expect someone to go check the footage?

>>152506112
>watching a shit show about a completely flaming faggot.
OP probably doesn't realize this but Anno is literally gayer then elton john and he reflects this in NGE as his self insert shinji.

>>152516678
Anno has a wife.

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>>152516528
Seems like a pretty clear angle to me
>>152516631
Well, yeah. Asuka has her tits out and her gown ripped and nobody even bothers to check the security footage to find out what happened? Also EoE takes place after all the angels have been defeated.

>>152516904
What if the security in charge were jerking off with Shinji?

>>152506288
Just because Freud had an obsession with his mother doesn't mean everyone has one

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>>152517572
What if you're a fucking faggot?

>>152516904
He could have rebuttoned her shirt after the deed

>>152517762
There's still a camera.

>>152517857
But then they didn't have reason to check it

>>152517747
Not as much as OP.

>>152517883
Surely they'd have someone constantly monitoring an eva pilot? I mean, just get the fucker that plays air guitar to watch her.

>>152514046
>falling for pasta

>>152517762
Hot

>>152511072
It's not she "wants" to have sex with him so much as she personally sees sex as a way to get over grief. The problem is Shinji does not

>>152518384
However Shinji could have reacted better than "REEEEEE ROASTIE DON'T TOUCH ME" *fetal position*

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I wonder how would he react if she just ripped his pants off and started sucking his balls
>mfw meanwhile Asuka's dying from malnutrition in a dirty bathtub

>>152506341
I turned down sex to at least 3 girls when I was that age.

>>152518622
Why? Were you afraid?

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>>152518606
>"REEEEEE ROASTIE DON'T TOUCH ME" *fetal position*

FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

>>152518668
I was an akward fuck who was incapable of having relationships, still am to an extent

>>152518615
He'd kick her in the nuts

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>>152518692
>mfw Shinji's browsing /r9k/ RIGHT NOW

>>152518717
What does having relationships have to do with sticking your dick in a vagina for a few minutes...
What a loser

>>152518826
exactly my point, shinji is a fucking loser.

I generally do drop shows if an attractive female offers sex and the male mc refuses it.
Fucking SAO and Mirai Nikki

>>152518966
t. horny teen

>>152518966
They had sex in Mirai Nikki

>>152518966
>Mirai Nikki
He finally came to his senses, thank god

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>>152518966
>mc has a childhood friend that clearly wants his dick
>mc acts entirely oblivious and does nothing about it

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>>152519281
JUST FUCK ALREADY