You know Anon, this kinda feels like a date.

>>152498270
I don't understand what you mean Rin, why else would you be here with me?

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>>152498270
What the fuck, I don't even know you, how did I end up here?

>>152498270
No I'm not paying you for this, never asked for it.

It isn't?

>>152498270
I hope it doesn't cost extra

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You're not the Rin I asked out on a deito!

>>152498328
and that's how anon's isekai adventures begin.

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Haha ikr. It really isn't though and you're paying.

>>152498270
I don't pay you to speak

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>>152498374
Why are you dating boys?

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>>152498303
>seize by the the means of reproduction

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"Kinda"?

>>152498270
Are you retarded who speaks like that

>>152498513
is this post-irony

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Don't be ridiculous, you're far too old.

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>>152498270
>>>/c/2827551

>>152498270
>You know Anon, this kinda feels like a date

Words I have longed to hear but never will. Why you do this?

Dick? Did you just dick?

>>152498270
Once you finish that drink it's gonna feel like a date rape

>>152498270
Is this a subtle way to say that I have to pay for the both of us?

>>152498270
Just kinda?

>>152498758
I want Bill Cosby to leave.

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>>152498712
>longed to hear

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>>152498270
Don't you dare to seduce me.

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>>152498744

>>152498270
Well it's not you stupid bitch, I'm only here for work. Pay for your own drinks.

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>>152498389
underrated comment

>>152498389
I don't get it.
>>152499236
Go back to sleep aniki.

>>152499804
>I don't get it.
I think it's pretty straight forward.

>>152498270
How many men have you dated so far today?

>>152498522
No?
Anime characters dont speak like human beings, its awful.

How is a genuine date between a male and a female feels like? I have not will not can not a date.

>>152499972
Hi 8man

>>152499972
Try >>>/r9k/ or >>>/b/

>>152500008
Nice 8

>>152498270
"Ms Shibuya, are you trying to seduce me?"

>>152498270
How much will I have to pay you?

>>152498270
Does that mean I get the succ if I pay for your meal?

>>152498270
O-oh. He-h.

>keep staring at own drink or outside

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>>152499972

You shower, dress up, smell nice and examine yourself in the mirror for about 10 minutes before heading out meeting a cute girl. You try to your best to get the filthy thoughts out of your head and remember to control your autism. You bring up normie topics and keep the convo steady, inputting jokes as you go on. Watch movies, eat dinner and then walk her to the bus stop and then tell her goodnight.

Its great. A bunch of anons say dating is too much for them but I felt like it was a rush. I honestly felt like skipping home because I didn't fuck up. But then you realize she didn't return any of your calls and texts for 4 days....then you realize you fucked up. 10/10 would recommend.

>>152500928
Sounds like a lot of trouble and not that rewarding. Why should I try dating when I can rewatch kokoro connect or gj-bu instead?

>>152500928
That all sounds terrible. It's a pretense. A charade that both of you know isn't real or desired and yet you take part in it anyways because ''that's what you're supposed to do''. While deep down you each have your own ulterior motives and you're no closer to the person's true self than when you started.

>>152501029
Sounds like all relationships.

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>>152501010
Dating is overrated. Do what you want to do, not what society thinks you should do.

>>152498270
Y-yeah. I totally won't rape you after you pass out from that roofy.

>>152501270
What is this?

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>>152498270
You kinda sound like you need to shut the fuck up and let me eat my damn lunch.

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>>152498887
Why do anime girls love dick so much?

>>152500308
You too

>>152501676
They don't, you're thinking of doujin girls.

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>>152501913
No, I'm really not.

>>152499904
How would you know? unless you know every single human being and granted you're not some beta autist who doesn't talk to people

>>152501676
Because by giving the 2D girl the same libido as men, it makes them more relatable and attractive

>>152501676
>thinking 3dpd is any different

>>152498270

You mean it's not!? Then the heck did I come here for!?

>>152502755
But you always hang out with her after school.

>>152498270
I want my face in her ass all day

>>152503044
Even when she's taking a dump? Especially when she's taking a dump?

>>152503010

So it's one of those scenarios where I have a one-way crush and she treats me as a free confidant, because I'm "nice"? It's suddenly all too real! Despair! The past memories brought back by this thread have left me in despair!

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>>152503514
It is what it is.

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>>152503044
That seems inconvenient but I wish you the best of luck.

>>152503234
Anime girls don't poop. Except for Satania

>>152501010
>Why should I try dating when I can rewatch kokoro connect or gj-bu instead?

Maybe going outside will fix your shit taste.

>>152504023
Why is she naked?