That's a designated dick softening device.
If you ever have a problem with your dick being too hard, you just stick it in, and it'll soften up after a few
>disrespecting kissu-shotto acerera-orion hato-unda-bureido
you're embarrassing yourself, anon. just accept her into your heart as your lord and savior and move on with your life.
Considering her age could you classify Shinobu as a Christmas cake?
Yes. Living with Araragi means she occasionally gets phantom dick pleasure as well as other sensations at potentially awkward/uncomfortable times throughout the day. She's a trooper who never complains about it though.
She's also a shapeshifter and could grow her own dick if she really wanted.
The cutest. The most beautiful. The kindest. The most interesting. The best.
>split it into 3 movies
>the "movies" are only an hour long each
Why does shit like this and the Hobbit exist? Kizu could have easily been done as a TV series or one long movie.
She acts like a retiree. She's a goof when she can be and gets serious when she needs to.
no, SHAFT. Your are probably too new to know that Shinbo originally promised this in 2010. SHAFT lives hand to mouth because Shinbo immediately blows the profits from every hit show on LSD, shrooms, and head-tilting prostitutes, leaving them perpetually trying to deliver shows with armies of freelancers they can then bounce checks to. The only chance this had of getting made at all was to do it in small enough chunks that they could work it in around the shit like Nisekoi that pays for Shinbo's drug habit.
The maximum time people can stay in a movie teather room is 180 minutes.
Less depending on the movie, for animations they can stay only 90 minutes.
Any longer than that and people will simply complain, no matter how good the film is.
Best girl among best girls.
Not sure how the LN is like but you only got it in the second episode, which yes it was a lot. But the character who had real development and growth was Snail.
>'but the character who had real growth and development was Snail'.
Then care to explain why it's called the Shinobu arc when it is indeed about an entirely different character?
For the third time:
>Nisio likes to dick with audience expectations.
She's super attractive all the time.
How does Hanekawa manage to be more sexual in her ordinary clothes than when she is wearing nothing but her revealing pajamas?
I love how gigantic her titties are in Kizu.
I haven't watched much of it yet (gonna read the LN first) but Kizu seems like a Good Anime, lots of big tits and blood and gore it seems.
The world would be better off without cats
Pretty sure it's said in the anime (at least) that often her temperament is commensurate with her apparent age.
She's not a "normal" child but she's definitely has a lot of the features of a child, both physical and emotional.
It's boring if they don't smell a little.
She's also seems fastidious so I don't know if I buy that.
I'd believe that she stunk when she was hanging out with meme all day, but even then she probably reeked more of dank abandoned school than BO.
Do her vampire powers let her sweat on command?
Yes, though she may make Arararagin smell bad if she puts too much into it
> but even then she probably reeked more of dank abandoned school than BO
dunno bout that
She sat around in an unairconditioned school while wearing a light dress in the summer months, sweating is a given unless she's really trying to avoid it in shadows
She's a shapeshifting vampire. Normal metabolic process don't apply to her. She can probably make herself smell like flowers one moment and steak the other if she feels like it.
>Suruga Monkey is a Kanbaru arc
>Nadeko Snake is also a Kanbaru arc
It happens all the time in this series.
I wish more Arcs were Kanbaru arcs.
>seems like a Good Anime, lots of big tits and blood and gore it seems.
I think Elfen Lied is something for you.
I watched that as it was being fansubbed and it was great. I do kind of wonder how I'd react to it now.
Honestly, the Monogatari series flips a lot of the same switches as Elfen Lied did for me, it just does it with a much better set of characters and plots that aren't complete junk.
The big appeal of Monogatari for me is getting to know the characters. I really enjoy piecing together their motivations and seeing how they change. It's sort of like a big, multi-layered puzzle that you can keep getting more information from it the more you work at it. Sure, some of the answers you get are fuzzy or subjective, but Nisio tends to reaffirm a lot of the conclusions I draw. That level of complexity and consistency also makes the characters feel very 'real' so it's easier to care about them and what they go through.
She is one if those hidden beauties who wear plain clothing and it fails to hide their radiance to the discerning eye.
Model material, hard to imagine she never got a confession or two in her school life.
The fact is that there were no Catfags when Bake was airing. There were lots of Crabfags and Snakefags, some Monkeyfags and a few Snailfags. But no Catfags. She was a boring character who looked like shit. She only became interesting when Neko Kuro came out.
Because they make more money that way in the long run. With 1 movie you have major quality experience and more people going to see it, with three while less people go to see each, they will go three times making more money at the end.
Ex-the best vampire loli
>literally flavor of the week
>not even a loli
How about no?
You can't just call perfection "waifubait".
Oh man. I sure believe that two people said the exact same completely retarded shit within two seconds of when someone would be allowed to reply to my post a second time.
It's the perfect way to show skin without it coming off as slutty.
Here's another tip: if you make the exact same post every time you get angry it's really easy for people to recognize you. So now that you've outed yourself as a butthurt crabfag, what's your next move?
Sorry, but you posted it verbatim the way you did in the Musubi spoiler thread. That shit doesn't happen by coincidence. I'm not sure why you expected there to be no overlap between that thread and other Monogatari ones.
Pure semen demon.
I'm not even a lolicon but those eyes and that smugness make me want to commit a crime.
The only reason I'm actually going to watch the series. I've put this off for far too long
Depends who your waifu is.
>She spent the entirety of the first season sulking
I like it
I like Shinobu, but let's be honest, she does come off as too good to the point if being absurd. People try to stamp Hanekawa as a Mary Sue, but Shinobu gets none of that criticism, and her flaws are dismissed way too easily. She has lots of convenient abilties, and works in the same trope a lot of vampiric characters being OP. So it's understandable if some get put off on that.
And the really messed up way the current situation is with Araragi's love life. In what world would letting your boyfriend get felt up by another girl not be grounds for infidelity? For what purpose did he even reject Hanekawa (although we know that confession was mostly to get it off her chest than tossing her hat seriously in the ring) in that case when his idea of a monogamous relationship is so skewed, that made no sense. I do hope as the story goes on, Nisio isn't afraid to really get intense on showing the flaws of each relationship as well as their strengths. I enjoyed seeing through Ougi, the twisted side of Hanekawa and Araragi's relationship despite how much I like her. Hopefully for a Shinobu centered arc he doesn't shy on hitting it hard, the ups and the downs of their pairing, considering what he started in Musubi for Gahara/Koyomi.