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Please describe this child.

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Please describe this child.
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>>152451476
smug & stinky
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not a child
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>>152451476
my wife
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>>152451559
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>>152451543
I want smellfags to die
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made for sex
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>>152451590
we want to die, too
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Stinky Shinobu
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>>152451476
>child
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>>152451476
Old and useless, and not even good for fanservice anymore.
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donut loli
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>>152451794
She acts like one
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>>152451476

That's a designated dick softening device.

If you ever have a problem with your dick being too hard, you just stick it in, and it'll soften up after a few seconds
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>>152452281
>disrespecting kissu-shotto acerera-orion hato-unda-bureido
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>>152452743
Childish name as well
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>>152452800
you're embarrassing yourself, anon. just accept her into your heart as your lord and savior and move on with your life.
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>>152451476
Best
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Considering her age could you classify Shinobu as a Christmas cake?
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>>152451476
I WANT TO SNUGGLE SHINOBU!
desu ;_;
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Yellow hair and eyes. Pointy ears. Loli. Vampire. Ka ka.

This game isn't fun anymore sempai.
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>>152451476
Ancient undead
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>>152451476

Since she can see/feel everything Araragi can, does that mean she also feels what a dick feels like when he faps?
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The most powerful Vampire in the world or something like that
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>>152451476
A FUCK
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>>152452281
I can too
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>>152453997
Yes. Living with Araragi means she occasionally gets phantom dick pleasure as well as other sensations at potentially awkward/uncomfortable times throughout the day. She's a trooper who never complains about it though.

She's also a shapeshifter and could grow her own dick if she really wanted.
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>>152451476

talking onahole
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>>152451476
The cutest. The most beautiful. The kindest. The most interesting. The best.
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>>152454574
Are we still talking about the same child?
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>>152454609
Yes. Please see the entirety of the Monogatari series as evidence.
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>>152454339
Now waiting on Dickagatari , animated by Shaft
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>>152451476
box office bomb
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>>152454664

>split it into 3 movies
>the "movies" are only an hour long each

Why does shit like this and the Hobbit exist? Kizu could have easily been done as a TV series or one long movie.
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>>152453564
She meets the technical definition but doesn't match the image.
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>>152454792
>Why does shit like this and the Hobbit exist?
jews
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>>152454879
In Japan? Aren't they like unicorns over there?
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>>152454931
The spirit of judaism infects boardrooms around the globe.
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>>152454931
shaft acting like jews then
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>>152454991
You mean Aniplex. That's a publisher decision.
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>>152452281
She acts like a retiree. She's a goof when she can be and gets serious when she needs to.
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>>152455059
A child does the exact same thing
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>>152455089
You must hang around some weird fuckin children then. You also seem to be implying that relaxing when appropriate is a bad thing.
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>>152454879
no, SHAFT. Your are probably too new to know that Shinbo originally promised this in 2010. SHAFT lives hand to mouth because Shinbo immediately blows the profits from every hit show on LSD, shrooms, and head-tilting prostitutes, leaving them perpetually trying to deliver shows with armies of freelancers they can then bounce checks to. The only chance this had of getting made at all was to do it in small enough chunks that they could work it in around the shit like Nisekoi that pays for Shinbo's drug habit.
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>>152455144
ok
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>>152454792
The maximum time people can stay in a movie teather room is 180 minutes.

Less depending on the movie, for animations they can stay only 90 minutes.

Any longer than that and people will simply complain, no matter how good the film is.
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Best girl among best girls.
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>>152451476
best everything
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>>152451476
Voiced by Maaya Sakamoto, which makes her the best girl by far
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Please stop posting pointless and redundant meme threads
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>Watching Monogatari season 2
>Snail arc is actually about Shinobu
>Shinobu arc is actually about Snail
SOMEONE EXPLAIN??
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>>152455666
Nisio likes to dick with Audience expectations. Also, you got a fuckton of Shinobu's background in Oni.
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>>152455705
Not sure how the LN is like but you only got it in the second episode, which yes it was a lot. But the character who had real development and growth was Snail.
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>>152455839
I'm not saying it was all Shinobu, but a significant chunk, unlike Kabuki's amount of Hachikuji. So fall back to
>Nisio likes to dick with audience expectations.
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>>152455839
>'but the character who had real growth and development was Snail'.

Then care to explain why it's called the Shinobu arc when it is indeed about an entirely different character?
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>>152455927
For the third time:
>Nisio likes to dick with audience expectations.
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>>152451476
Haughty, ugly, stupid bitch. Worst girl.
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Super attractive as an adult

Confusing as to why shes not.
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>>152457209
She's super attractive all the time.
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black hanekawa > *
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>>152458554
How does Hanekawa manage to be more sexual in her ordinary clothes than when she is wearing nothing but her revealing pajamas?
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>>152458648
Pheromones. She is a succubus in disguise.
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>>152452800
Nuh-uh, it's a fucking cool name, like something from a Pynchon novel.
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>>152458648
Braid Hanekawa is ugly though.
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>>152458711
t. faggot
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>>152458648
I love how gigantic her titties are in Kizu.

I haven't watched much of it yet (gonna read the LN first) but Kizu seems like a Good Anime, lots of big tits and blood and gore it seems.
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>>152458554
>>152458648
The world would be better off without cats
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>>152455138
Pretty sure it's said in the anime (at least) that often her temperament is commensurate with her apparent age.

She's not a "normal" child but she's definitely has a lot of the features of a child, both physical and emotional.
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Shinobu's armpits!
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>>152459042
S M O O T H

&

B/O F R E E
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>>152458419
MY DICK
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>>152459775
It's boring if they don't smell a little.
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>>152459775
someone explain the stinky shinobu thing to me please
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>>152459875
She smugly lounges around most of the day and eats donuts

Shinobu is natural good sniff material
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>>152459939
She's also seems fastidious so I don't know if I buy that.

I'd believe that she stunk when she was hanging out with meme all day, but even then she probably reeked more of dank abandoned school than BO.
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Do her vampire powers let her sweat on command?
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Idol vamp a better
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>>152460011
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>>152460011
>>152460021
>You will never your adoring little sister
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>>152460045
This also begs the question, why is Nisio Isin such a siscon?
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>>152460045
Nana was truly best girl.
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>>152459991
Yes, though she may make Arararagin smell bad if she puts too much into it

>>152459988
> but even then she probably reeked more of dank abandoned school than BO
dunno bout that

She sat around in an unairconditioned school while wearing a light dress in the summer months, sweating is a given unless she's really trying to avoid it in shadows
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>>152460229
She really goes over the top with her teasing sometimes.
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>>152460637
>teasing
She was serious.
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>>152460661
Yes. That's why she stops Araragi from molesting lolis so many times.
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>>152460011
>generic tsundere sodachi palette swap
>better
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legal loli
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>>152460248
She's a shapeshifting vampire. Normal metabolic process don't apply to her. She can probably make herself smell like flowers one moment and steak the other if she feels like it.
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>>152455666
>Suruga Monkey is a Kanbaru arc
>Nadeko Snake is also a Kanbaru arc
It happens all the time in this series.
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>>152451476
P E R F E C T I O N
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>>152460903
I wish more Arcs were Kanbaru arcs.
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>>152458761
>seems like a Good Anime, lots of big tits and blood and gore it seems.
I think Elfen Lied is something for you.
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>>152461029
So Elfen Lied 2.0 (aka Akame ga Kill) just ended. What all-edge-no-brains series for 14 year olds are we going to get next?
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>>152461029
I watched that as it was being fansubbed and it was great. I do kind of wonder how I'd react to it now.

Honestly, the Monogatari series flips a lot of the same switches as Elfen Lied did for me, it just does it with a much better set of characters and plots that aren't complete junk.
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>>152461570
I was an edgy teeneger once as well, but Monogatari gives me something much, much different than what I got from Elfen Lied.
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>>152461641
I was damn near not even a teenager when I first watched Elfen Lied, and certainly not an edgy one

What does Monogatari give you?
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>>152462034
The big appeal of Monogatari for me is getting to know the characters. I really enjoy piecing together their motivations and seeing how they change. It's sort of like a big, multi-layered puzzle that you can keep getting more information from it the more you work at it. Sure, some of the answers you get are fuzzy or subjective, but Nisio tends to reaffirm a lot of the conclusions I draw. That level of complexity and consistency also makes the characters feel very 'real' so it's easier to care about them and what they go through.
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>>152458554
Didn't Hanekawa travel around the world before?

Do you guys think she got BLACKED at some point?
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>>152458648

She is one if those hidden beauties who wear plain clothing and it fails to hide their radiance to the discerning eye.

Model material, hard to imagine she never got a confession or two in her school life.
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>>152462913
Everyone thought that she was dating the school delinquent already.
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The fact is that there were no Catfags when Bake was airing. There were lots of Crabfags and Snakefags, some Monkeyfags and a few Snailfags. But no Catfags. She was a boring character who looked like shit. She only became interesting when Neko Kuro came out.
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>>152454792
Because they make more money that way in the long run. With 1 movie you have major quality experience and more people going to see it, with three while less people go to see each, they will go three times making more money at the end.
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>>152451476
Ex-the best vampire loli
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>>152462970
She looked fucking great during Tsubasa Cat when she let her hair down.
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>>152463171
I've read every translated chapter of the manga and watched both episodes, but I still can't remember her name.
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>>152463171
>literally flavor of the week
>not even a loli
How about no?
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>>152451476
bakeshit art is so bad, it looks like a shota with long hair.
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>>152463354
>calling her a flavor of the week
>posting waifubait: the character
Try to get serious.
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>>152463494
Define "waifubait".
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>>152459875
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>>152463516
In this case, it seems to be defined as "A female character who is so awesome that people waifu her in droves."
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>>152463516
Plain character, made with the only purpose to satisfy lots of fetishes.
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>>152463554
>Shinobu
>plain
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>>152463494
You can't just call perfection "waifubait".
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>>152463635
try harder, all she does is being naked and that dumb "kakaka"
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>>152463791
Whoa man. She looks way too happy there. You're gonna get her called waifubait again. Pick something drab and emotionless.
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>>152463635
So? She actually is plain.
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>>152463872
>>152463959
Maybe don't samefag right after the duplicate reply timer runs out.
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>>152451476
god why are bare shoulders and collar bones so lewd
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>>152464006
Get serious sometimes.
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>>152464063
>bones fetish

Go to sleep, Kiss-shot. The sun's almost up.
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>>152464067
Oh man. I sure believe that two people said the exact same completely retarded shit within two seconds of when someone would be allowed to reply to my post a second time.
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>>152464063
It's the perfect way to show skin without it coming off as slutty.
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>>152464170
>Yume ni mite ita
>Ano hi no kage ni
>Todokanai sakebi
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>>152464298
Here's another tip: if you make the exact same post every time you get angry it's really easy for people to recognize you. So now that you've outed yourself as a butthurt crabfag, what's your next move?
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>>152464170
hahaha, using mspaint to prove his point.
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>>152464402
That's quite interesting. Now everyone who knows Fate OP is a butthurt crabfag? Well, that's some great classification.
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>>152451476
>child
Nice meme OP-kun
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>>152451476
diabetic
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>>152464626
Sorry, but you posted it verbatim the way you did in the Musubi spoiler thread. That shit doesn't happen by coincidence. I'm not sure why you expected there to be no overlap between that thread and other Monogatari ones.
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>>152462970
not true
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>>152451476
donuts
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>>152466166
What if I told you that it's not about the donuts?
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Is there such a thing as posting your waifu too much?
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>>152451476
Pure semen demon.
I'm not even a lolicon but those eyes and that smugness make me want to commit a crime.
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The only reason I'm actually going to watch the series. I've put this off for far too long
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>>152466320
Depends who your waifu is.
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>She spent the entirety of the first season sulking
I like it
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>>152466748
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>>152463791

I like Shinobu, but let's be honest, she does come off as too good to the point if being absurd. People try to stamp Hanekawa as a Mary Sue, but Shinobu gets none of that criticism, and her flaws are dismissed way too easily. She has lots of convenient abilties, and works in the same trope a lot of vampiric characters being OP. So it's understandable if some get put off on that.

And the really messed up way the current situation is with Araragi's love life. In what world would letting your boyfriend get felt up by another girl not be grounds for infidelity? For what purpose did he even reject Hanekawa (although we know that confession was mostly to get it off her chest than tossing her hat seriously in the ring) in that case when his idea of a monogamous relationship is so skewed, that made no sense. I do hope as the story goes on, Nisio isn't afraid to really get intense on showing the flaws of each relationship as well as their strengths. I enjoyed seeing through Ougi, the twisted side of Hanekawa and Araragi's relationship despite how much I like her. Hopefully for a Shinobu centered arc he doesn't shy on hitting it hard, the ups and the downs of their pairing, considering what he started in Musubi for Gahara/Koyomi.
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>>152466749
>catbat

why is this allowed to exist, my everything cant cope
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