Must follow half-your-age-plus-seven rule
>tfw she's too young
I guess it's time for me to kill myself.
They might be a bit freaked out at first, but then they'd see how caring and sweet she is.
Would introduce the dozens of "friends" she has too.
From >>152440376 we can solve so that anon is 4 years and 8 months old and the girl he wouldn't want to bring home is 9 years and 4 months old.
From the conditions you set the range of acceptable ages would be -4.667. < age < 9.333
Also, fuck off underage. MODS
My family drinks wine almost exclusively, so I hope she likes it as much as she does yebis-brand-beer.
>nobody posts best cake
Saber may be best girl but she is more easy to introduce to my Asian parents.
I have to round my age down, but I don't think anyone would be worried about me taking advantage of the dear leader.
>Can't go for under 19
Sorry but I'm not into middle-aged women.
Sakamoto Mio is 20. I also like Nanako Kuroi from Lucky Star ans she's 27. I'm 26.
I love a woman in uniform. Shame she doesn't wear it much.
>Anon, how old is she?
>are you sure?
>also, is she not wearing underwear?
Anybody know how old Zombina truly is? Not sure if i'm to old for her, or she's to old for me I'm 32.
I could absolutely introduce her to my parents. She's wonderful.
She is also only one year older than me (same age in a week).
Don't you mean when?
A+ taste, but she's not even born yet, anon.
My parents will be weirded out by the name but she's ingratiate herself to them as soon as she asked for 3rds at dinner.
I went to school at about the same time the show aired, so I subscribe to the idea that we're more or less the same age still.
let's be honest here, my parents wouldd probably be happy regardless of who/what I bring home, as long as they're legal, and even that they might be willing to overlook
>I told you I wasn't gay!
>y-yeah, you sure proved us wrong, son
I bought the first tankobon volume last fall. I think the scanlator's finally almost caught up.
Vol 2 never.....
>you will never romance your awkward, workaholic, slightly-alcoholic boss
>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never laugh at her latest 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never decide to go out, even though it's a weeknight
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never cuddle and hold hands after sex
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again
If there's another reason, I haven't found it.
Jokes on you, she's 2 years and 7 months older than me.
Plus, she's white.
Have fun explaining your interracial love to your parents.
"Hey mom, hey dad, I found a girlfriend even more fucked up than I am! Our kids are going to have so many mental disorders. Plus they're going to be half-asian, half-black, with a latino last name, so that should be a fun little identity crisis to throw on top of everything else."
In a heartbeat.
We just can't drink at dinner though.
They'd be fine with it.
I'd tell them to expect plenty of children within time
4chan as a whole is an 18+ site. Blue boards are merely SFW content.
Also, you clearly don't belong here. Age aside, you're obviously a complete newfag who doesn't understand chan culture in the slightest. Lurk for another year before posting.
>"Mom, dad, this is Karen. She is half Japanese and half English. She's loving, energetic, fairly conservative, and clearly adorable! I hope you can get along well."
>"Please stop calling her a 'filthy halfbreed Jap'."
If her age is based on her official birthdate and year:
>"About time anon, but well done"
based on her age in the show:
>"We already called the cops"
Waifu already died 7 months after I met him. He picked me up.
Technically 17 by the last chapter
And I would be like a father to my step-daughteru.
Oni Chi-chi father
Oh shit nigga wtf are you doin? PURGE THE FURRY!
That's unfair, I only recognize 13 to 17 years old anime girls. 19 is a rare number.
You stole my waifu, I'll just bring Ryuko home instead.
I'm assuming that because of time travel bullshit, my waifu breaks the Age/2+7 Rules.
The biggest hurdle I would have though is that my waifu only has 3 outfits, and the one she wears the most is just an Old West Hooker Dress.
fuck, do people not know the half-your-age-plus-seven rule?
Here's how it works: You can't date anyone younger than half your age plus seven without it being creepy. That goes for everyone else, too. They can't date you if your age is less than half their age plus seven, which is equivalent to twice your age minus 14.
So if she's 28, you have to be between 21 and 42 to date her. Duh.
I'm pretty sure they would approve and get along well.
that's a stupid rule which breaks for anyone under 14. an 8 year old can only date someone who's 11 or older and an 11 year old can on;y date someone who's 12.5 or older, the system is completely broken!
The only real question is how long it would take Kona to accidentally drop to my parents that I'm a lolicon, and whether that would mean I'm disowned or beat the fuck up.
On the other hand, Kona, so worth it.
So, cake thread?
you lucky bastard, i am too old for her
She's old enough in the second half of the series, it'll all be fine.
And I'm totally fine with this.
season 3 when??
It works because I'm 23
Shiho is mine, go away.
My folks would be more concerned about having step kids nearly my age, more than her age.
She may be hundreds of years old, but she looks about 20, so it works.
I just became a Christmas cake last week. All of my /ss/ and fantasies of older women are now just regular fantasies. And before long the stale old cakes no one wants will be even younger than me. Where do I go from here I wonder?
I'll introduce this 2000+ years old christmas cake
If Revy could act as chill as she did around those kids then she might actually be a pretty good dinner guest.
> This is Maho, she's 21 and she's neuroscientist
If that's the case, my parents would be especially OK with Miia. She's an overtly sweet and friendly girl, and aside from the obvious aspect of being a Lamia, she would be the kind of person my parents would expect me to bring home and be proud of me for,
as opposed to some over-sexed skank like spider-butt.
My family has some pretty decent moral standards to it, but I'd doubt that they'd have any more problem with me dating a Lamia than I have a problem dating a Lamia, which is none at all. If I brought home a woman that had
a horse-pussyor a Hapry or slime that had the physical stature and mental capacity of a child, they might start to worry about me, but I doubt they'd have a problem if the sole unusual thing about my girlfriend was her having cute little elfy-ears and a snake-tail.
In fact, my parents are probably a little worried that I don't date as much as my brother.
They'd probably giggle between themselves and whisper to one another when Miia did things like snuggle against my arm during board-games after dinner or subconsciously wrap her tail around my waist as we sat together.
The only minor concern I think they might bring up is that there wouldn't be a grandson in their future, but that'd be a very minor concern that I don't really care about in the future.
Mom, dad, I want to introduce you to my waifu
Since eva came out in 95. she should be in mid to late 20s by now.
my dad would be happy for me since my room is like her
father has a slight fear and is uncomfortable around snakes
I'm sure he'd be fine, but it could be fun to see his initial reaction.
well shes technically a clone so standard statutory laws shouldnt apply, like the atf isnt going to burst into your house and shoot your dog because your realdoll was manufactured less than X years ago (depending on local regulations)
Ive seen all the rebuilds although my memory is a bit fuzzy as i watched them a while ago and was like borderline blackout drunk for each, but weren't asuka and rei adults in them?
Can't she just LOOK old enough?
I was expecting more vampire lolis to be posted desu.
Classy, refined, rich.
Miyamori would be my first choice, but just about every single girl in this series could be introduced to your parents.
I'd choose Kanuka because she can actually speak English.
The artist has a hard-on for dark hime cuts.
y(x) is a function of your partner's age (y) as determined by your own age (x)
For the rule to take effect, we can observe the following equation:
y(x) = 0.5x + 7
If you claim that someone is at least twice your age, we can set y(x) = 2x
Setting the two equations equal to each other, we get
2x = 0.5x + 7
1.5x = 7
x = 7 / 1.5 = 4.666 years or 56 months old.
>Not having a husband (female)
Does Japan have any girls over 29 who aren't grannies or immortal demons?
I forgot about Gundam girls. Noin seems pretty mature.
Pretty much most of the Wing girls are under 20, with the exception of Sally Po.
Natasha Zabigov of G Gundam is 25, but I believe that knowledge of that is *BLAM*
So that puts my ideal somewhere around the average age of half the mothers in anime.
I guess Akiko then, only cause Sanae is married.
Seeing is how she's everything I'm not, my parents would probably love her. Maybe she could cure my insomnia by proximity.