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Women you could introduce to your parents

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Must follow half-your-age-plus-seven rule
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>tfw she's too young
I guess it's time for me to kill myself.
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They might be a bit freaked out at first, but then they'd see how caring and sweet she is.
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Izumi from Working!
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>half-your-age-plus-seven
i dont like girls who are twice my age
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Any of the four main Keions, assuming you take them from the second season (I'm 21, they're 18)
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>>152440416
>girl
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>>152439974
Don't tell me what to do!
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Any would do, they'd be thrilled just to know I wasn't gay or something
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>>152440376

>low bar: half your age plus seven
>high bar: twice your age minus fourteen

no matter how old you are, someone twice your age wouldn't fit the rule.
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Would introduce the dozens of "friends" she has too.
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>>152440560

From >>152440376 we can solve so that anon is 4 years and 8 months old and the girl he wouldn't want to bring home is 9 years and 4 months old.

From the conditions you set the range of acceptable ages would be -4.667. < age < 9.333

Also, fuck off underage. MODS
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My family drinks wine almost exclusively, so I hope she likes it as much as she does yebis-brand-beer.
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>nobody posts best cake

for shame
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>>152439974
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>>152439974
Nobody. my mom is dead
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Saber may be best girl but she is more easy to introduce to my Asian parents.
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>>152442378
HOLD THE FUCK UP

THAT IS STILL ONGOING?
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I have to round my age down, but I don't think anyone would be worried about me taking advantage of the dear leader.
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>>152442686

2 chapters were translated 2 weeks ago.
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Just barely.
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>>152439974
No anime I have ever watched have 19+ years old girls.
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Can't think of any 21-year old characters.

Just teenagers and cakes.
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>Can't go for under 19
Sorry but I'm not into middle-aged women.
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>>152443736
You should really watch more shows then.
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Easy.
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Sakamoto Mio is 20. I also like Nanako Kuroi from Lucky Star ans she's 27. I'm 26.
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>>152444551
>Anon, is your girlfriend okay? She keeps stuttering and mumbling something about "sage" and "memes"
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>>152444642
>Isn't it adorable that she's trying to do physics in her sleep, mom?
Bitch don't know about memes. She's old, tech illiterate, and way too obstinate to learn.
NO
PROBLEMS
HERE
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I love a woman in uniform. Shame she doesn't wear it much.
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>Anon, how old is she?
>28
>are you sure?
>also, is she not wearing underwear?
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>>152445741
She definitely wears underwear. King can verify.
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Anybody know how old Zombina truly is? Not sure if i'm to old for her, or she's to old for me I'm 32.
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>>152444551
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My mom would be fine with anybody at this point
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>>152447434
what if she were a robot?
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>>152439974
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>>152439974
I could absolutely introduce her to my parents. She's wonderful.

She is also only one year older than me (same age in a week).
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>>152439974
My waifu

>>152447491
>if
Don't you mean when?
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>>152447296
I'm 54, she is not too old or young.
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>>152440247

A+ taste, but she's not even born yet, anon.
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I don't think I could introduce anyone to my parents.
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My parents will be weirded out by the name but she's ingratiate herself to them as soon as she asked for 3rds at dinner.
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but i'm fucking twenty-eight
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>>152448100
Then you can't go below 21 same as me.
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I went to school at about the same time the show aired, so I subscribe to the idea that we're more or less the same age still.
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>>152448126
yeah, exactly. gay
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None. I'm 27 but and waifu is 17. I love her way too much to feel anything for any other woman.
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let's be honest here, my parents wouldd probably be happy regardless of who/what I bring home, as long as they're legal, and even that they might be willing to overlook
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My anime girlfriend is a piece of shit and deserves death and the removal from history.
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>>152439974
>Anyone below 14 is bringing home girls older than them

Whyboner?
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>I told you I wasn't gay!
>y-yeah, you sure proved us wrong, son
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>>152448392
Gay means happy. Your thinking degenerate homosexual or child raping deviant.
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>>152448392
Just show them the dragon harem you got as a free bonus.
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>>152442378
>>152442686

I bought the first tankobon volume last fall. I think the scanlator's finally almost caught up.

Vol 2 never.....

>you will never romance your awkward, workaholic, slightly-alcoholic boss
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>you will never welcome Sawa-chan home after a hard day at school
>you will never share the meal you made
>you will never crack open some beer and listen to her unload about her day
>you will never laugh at her latest 'stupid Yui' jokes
>you will never decide to go out, even though it's a weeknight
>you will never watch her squeeze into her old punk rock outfits
>you will never take her to a concert
>you will never watch her headbang with abandon in the front row
>you will never walk home with her as she gushes about the band
>you will never make sloppy drunken love
>you will never cuddle and hold hands after sex
>you will never listen to her confide her fears about getting older
>you will never fall asleep with Sawa-chan in your arms
>you will never wake up the next morning to see Sawa-chan scurrying out the door because she's late for class.... again
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>>152439974
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>>152448594
Why are we still here, just to suffer?
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>>152447933

Be still, my beating heart. Her weightlifting friend is kind of hot though.
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>>152448926
If there's another reason, I haven't found it.
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Jokes on you, she's 2 years and 7 months older than me.
Plus, she's white.

Have fun explaining your interracial love to your parents.
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>>152449295
>implying I'd have to explain anything
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>>152448351

That's not how the rule works. Anyone under 14 can't bring home anyone at all.

Also anyone under 18 is underage b&, so there you go.
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>>152448100
>tfw 29
I'm older than you which means girls like me more, plus I can go after the same girls because we're basically the same age
Get rekt faggot
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>>152449647

Global rule 2, shitwit.
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I fucking love preteen cunt
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>>152439974
"Hey mom, hey dad, I found a girlfriend even more fucked up than I am! Our kids are going to have so many mental disorders. Plus they're going to be half-asian, half-black, with a latino last name, so that should be a fun little identity crisis to throw on top of everything else."
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>>152449763
Adults don't play with toys or watch cartoons except for a degenerate few so your really cutting out 98% of your audience.
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>>152449910
>a degenerate few
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In a heartbeat.
We just can't drink at dinner though.
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Only the best snark for my parents.
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They'd be fine with it.
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>>152441108
>loli math
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I'd tell them to expect plenty of children within time
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>>152439974
But my waifu is 16.
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>>152449910
Where do you think you are?
Go do your homework and never post again.
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>>152449647
4chan as a whole is an 18+ site. Blue boards are merely SFW content.

Also, you clearly don't belong here. Age aside, you're obviously a complete newfag who doesn't understand chan culture in the slightest. Lurk for another year before posting.
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>"Mom, dad, this is Karen. She is half Japanese and half English. She's loving, energetic, fairly conservative, and clearly adorable! I hope you can get along well."
>"Please stop calling her a 'filthy halfbreed Jap'."
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If her age is based on her official birthdate and year:
>"About time anon, but well done"
based on her age in the show:
>"We already called the cops"
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>>152451959
She's 18 when the anime ends.
Thats the general age when school ends.
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>>152451959
Your parents would call the cops if you introduce a girl to them? What shit parents.
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Waifu already died 7 months after I met him. He picked me up.
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>>152439974
Rally's more manly than I am already
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>>152439974
>(20/2)+7=17
Technically 17 by the last chapter
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>>152442715
would she demand that you introduce her to your parents?
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My parents are dead, so...
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>>152448392
Reverse google image search turns up nothing

I must go deeper.

WHAT ANIMEME IS THIS
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>>152452773
It's airing this season.
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>>152452773
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>>152439974
I don't introduce old hags to my parents
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And I would be like a father to my step-daughteru.

Oni Chi-chi father
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>>152450368
>>152450416
Oh shit nigga wtf are you doin? PURGE THE FURRY!
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>>152439974
>half-your-age-plus-seven rule
That's unfair, I only recognize 13 to 17 years old anime girls. 19 is a rare number.
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>>152442715
You stole my waifu, I'll just bring Ryuko home instead.
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>>152445741
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>>152453651
I can't believe I forgot about my first hentaifu until just now.
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>>152453651
>>152453687


Take On Me is always a favorite, good taste.
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I'm assuming that because of time travel bullshit, my waifu breaks the Age/2+7 Rules.

The biggest hurdle I would have though is that my waifu only has 3 outfits, and the one she wears the most is just an Old West Hooker Dress.
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Mai waifu.
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>>152445205
wait how old is the major?
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>>152445741
You're 42?
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>>152454196

fuck, do people not know the half-your-age-plus-seven rule?

Here's how it works: You can't date anyone younger than half your age plus seven without it being creepy. That goes for everyone else, too. They can't date you if your age is less than half their age plus seven, which is equivalent to twice your age minus 14.

So if she's 28, you have to be between 21 and 42 to date her. Duh.
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>>152453449
>Allowing someone to steal your waifu so easily
Satsuki would be disgusted by your existence.
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>>152454447
>browse 4chan
>know unwritten rule
>normalfag
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They'll be proud of me
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>>152445741
>also, is she not wearing underwear?
Do you really want grandchildrens or not?
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>>152439974
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>>152439974
>So, my son said you're a high school teacher.
>That's right, I teach gym.
>Oh, I see.
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I'm pretty sure they would approve and get along well.
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I'm an old fag. Only cakes for me.
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>>152454447
that's a stupid rule which breaks for anyone under 14. an 8 year old can only date someone who's 11 or older and an 11 year old can on;y date someone who's 12.5 or older, the system is completely broken!
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The only real question is how long it would take Kona to accidentally drop to my parents that I'm a lolicon, and whether that would mean I'm disowned or beat the fuck up.

On the other hand, Kona, so worth it.
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>>152456431
I'm gonna guess most people who are concerned about the age of who they date have already ruled out kids.
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So, cake thread?

>>152452383
you lucky bastard, i am too old for her
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>>152442623
Mine too. Well atleast i still have my dad
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She's old enough in the second half of the series, it'll all be fine.
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>>152439974
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>>152455723
Same.
And I'm totally fine with this.
season 3 when??
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It works because I'm 23
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>>152460847
pedophile
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>24
>all anime girls are 14-17 years old

Someone kill me. I've been here too long. I remember when the characters in anime were older than me.
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>>152453165
Shiho is mine, go away.

My folks would be more concerned about having step kids nearly my age, more than her age.
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>>152439974
She may be hundreds of years old, but she looks about 20, so it works.
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>>152449295
That i'm bringing someone is a improvement, do you think they care about race?
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>>152461688
I just became a Christmas cake last week. All of my /ss/ and fantasies of older women are now just regular fantasies. And before long the stale old cakes no one wants will be even younger than me. Where do I go from here I wonder?
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>>152464088
You go to goddesses and immortals.
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>>152439974
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>>152464088
You go the degenerate way and anything over 18 is fair game to you
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>>152439974

I'll introduce this 2000+ years old christmas cake
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>>152447883
are you jlist?
you're pretty cool
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>>152453793
H-how old are you?
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>>152467103
Just pushing 1000.
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>>152439974
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>>152460847
She looks like 14.
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>>152448250
If Revy could act as chill as she did around those kids then she might actually be a pretty good dinner guest.
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It'd definitely be interesting
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> This is Maho, she's 21 and she's neuroscientist
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>>152440416
>Makoto as Makoto
Now I just need Makoto as Makoto.
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If that's the case, my parents would be especially OK with Miia. She's an overtly sweet and friendly girl, and aside from the obvious aspect of being a Lamia, she would be the kind of person my parents would expect me to bring home and be proud of me for, as opposed to some over-sexed skank like spider-butt.

My family has some pretty decent moral standards to it, but I'd doubt that they'd have any more problem with me dating a Lamia than I have a problem dating a Lamia, which is none at all. If I brought home a woman that had a horse-pussy or a Hapry or slime that had the physical stature and mental capacity of a child, they might start to worry about me, but I doubt they'd have a problem if the sole unusual thing about my girlfriend was her having cute little elfy-ears and a snake-tail.

In fact, my parents are probably a little worried that I don't date as much as my brother.
They'd probably giggle between themselves and whisper to one another when Miia did things like snuggle against my arm during board-games after dinner or subconsciously wrap her tail around my waist as we sat together.

The only minor concern I think they might bring up is that there wouldn't be a grandson in their future, but that'd be a very minor concern that I don't really care about in the future.
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Mom, dad, I want to introduce you to my waifu
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Since eva came out in 95. she should be in mid to late 20s by now.
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my dad would be happy for me since my room is like her
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>>152440338
Mai waifu
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>>152464088
You gain weight, perform the Forbidden Rite and become the foul, faceless despoiler of waifus
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>>152469196

Eva takes place in 2015, dumbass. Enjoy being a registered sex offender.
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>>152468828
>father has a slight fear and is uncomfortable around snakes
I'm sure he'd be fine, but it could be fun to see his initial reaction.
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>>152450546
>tan
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>>152469638
well shes technically a clone so standard statutory laws shouldnt apply, like the atf isnt going to burst into your house and shoot your dog because your realdoll was manufactured less than X years ago (depending on local regulations)
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>>152469707
My dad's the same and you're right it would be hilarious
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>>152469638
Ive seen all the rebuilds although my memory is a bit fuzzy as i watched them a while ago and was like borderline blackout drunk for each, but weren't asuka and rei adults in them?
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>>152471830

Try 14, sicko.

3.0 takes place 14 years after 2.0, but Rei, Shinji, and Asuka all stopped growing after becoming EVA pilots
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>>152470437
Police shoot dogs; the ATF shoots children and entraps the clinically retarded.
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>>152439974
Can't she just LOOK old enough?
I was expecting more vampire lolis to be posted desu.
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>>152469298
>This is my girlfriend Kyoko, and this is her wife Makoto.
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>>152471813
You can't just do this to any anime girl.
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>>152447296
>literally bringing home a corpse to meet the parents
hey captain hero
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Classy, refined, rich.
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>>152474827
Pleasures, old men, money
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>>152475200
Shut up, Luvia.
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Miyamori would be my first choice, but just about every single girl in this series could be introduced to your parents.
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>>152439974
>not posting best girl
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>>152468833
I'd choose Kanuka because she can actually speak English.
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>>152475453
she looks like satsuki in that pic
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>>152475482
The artist has a hard-on for dark hime cuts.
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>>152440376
y(x) is a function of your partner's age (y) as determined by your own age (x)

For the rule to take effect, we can observe the following equation:
y(x) = 0.5x + 7

If you claim that someone is at least twice your age, we can set y(x) = 2x

Setting the two equations equal to each other, we get
2x = 0.5x + 7
1.5x = 7
x = 7 / 1.5 = 4.666 years or 56 months old.
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>>152440445
>Not having a husband (female)
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>>152469460
Glorious taste.
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>>152477840
While I expect you to go to jail for this, I do want to see her to outdrink your entire family.
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>>152448250
>ywn make Revy feel loved again
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does cumulative age count?
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>>152475394
Excellent taste.
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>>152439974
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Does Japan have any girls over 29 who aren't grannies or immortal demons?
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>>152479543
Cima Garahau, age 35.
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>>152479292
Chara Soon?
More like died too soon. ;_;
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>>152481479
A reoccurring thing in both Zeta and ZZ, unfortunately.
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>>152480625
I forgot about Gundam girls. Noin seems pretty mature.
>19
Dammit Japan...
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>>152482545
Pretty much most of the Wing girls are under 20, with the exception of Sally Po.

Natasha Zabigov of G Gundam is 25, but I believe that knowledge of that is *BLAM*
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>>152482545
That's old enough for me
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>>152456431
You'd have to be pretty autistic to not assume that not dating kids goes without saying. So I guess I'm not surprised.
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>>152439974
>half-your-age-plus-seven rule
>19
I guess that's okay, but I don't remember any character in that specific range.
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>>152456431
>he's worried about who 8 year olds can date
Where do you live?
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>>152454447

clearly that guy was implying that you were saying the girl is 28 because that's the youngest she could be and still date a 42 year old
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>>152454447
Nah mang as long as she's over 18 it's cool.
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>>152439974
So 21?
I don't think I know anyone in anime who's 21, I know older and younger, but not exact.
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>>152486424

ffs, half your age plus seven is the low bar, the high bar is where you're half her age plus seven.

21-42 is what you're looking for.
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>>152486498
So that puts my ideal somewhere around the average age of half the mothers in anime.
I guess Akiko then, only cause Sanae is married.
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Seeing is how she's everything I'm not, my parents would probably love her. Maybe she could cure my insomnia by proximity.
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>Must follow half-your-age-plus-seven rule

16? That's pretty young OP.
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>>152488712
I just realized. Fuwa is 16
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