A wild DIO appears in front of you, wanting to MUDA you and the anime protag from the last show you have to your side.
I start to suck his cock with Shadow
Autism is super-effective against Dio. He's fucked.
>Domo, Nice to meet you DIO I am Ninja Slayer. Recite your Death Haiku
>that 1 minute show about cats
>he goes to fuck the owner
>I run away with the cats and fuck them
Either that or he finds the cats so adorable, he turns away from his evildoing ways.
DIO gets fucking obliterated in a single punch.
Even if he timestops Goku can just use Kaioken and break through, not that it's likely that DIO could even hurt Goku.
He gets ZENRYOKU ZENKAI'd